Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 802: : Involution is actually a normal state!
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Since then, a week has passed in the blink of an eye...
Yoshihara.
"Huh?!"
Jiang Cheng was surprised, and then turned his head to Yueyong with an expression of displeasure and retorted: "Why! Why did Songyang make me compensate for the broken floor! Don't be joking! Who knocked it down? Who should pay the compensation? In other words, 20,000 yuan for a floor is too expensive!"
Leaning against the wall next to the door of Jiang Cheng's living room, Yue Yong, who was smoking with a pipe in one hand, said casually, "Didn't you say that you would bear everything for that person? Then the compensation is also up to you." .”
"I don't care! Find Songyang for me! By the way, he is not one of my disciples, there are still a few left! They also said, "Don't be so stingy, and give us what you carry. "What the hell! Let them get their share first! "
"Sorry, I only remember your share here." After saying that, Yue Yong waved his hands and got up, turned around and walked towards the door, and at the same time did not forget to leave the last sentence: "Their share will be given to you." You."
"Hello!"
……
On the ground, Kabukicho.
"Cut! Isn't that kind of thing over at the end of the main story? It will really cause trouble for people."
Jiang Cheng muttered as he walked towards Wanshiwu.
"How much is appropriate? There are five floors in total, a total of 100,000 yuan. If four people share it equally, the three of them will be 33,000... no, 35,000. Four entry and five entry are one hundred thousand yuan , and then be honest (multiply by ten), that is to say, each of the three of them can share one million equally for me. That’s right, Yin Shi, Wig, Gao Zai, each one million is enough! "
The more he thought about it, the more he felt that it made sense. Jiang Cheng nodded to himself, and then climbed up the stairs next to Dengshi Bistro.
Jiang Cheng, who came to the door of Wanshiwu, wanted to kick the door, but after seeing the tattered door, which had obviously suffered some devastating blow recently, he silently withdrew his foot.
At the same time, Yinshi's drunken voice and Gui's voice, accompanied by the aroma of beef hot pot, floated out of the hole in the human figure that was mended but useless.
"What! Songyang is too eccentric! Yinsang didn't bother to borrow money from him, but turned around and gave you five million supplies?!"
"Ahahaha, Yinshi, the teacher valued me the most. When he found out about the work I wanted to do, he funded so many things without saying a word, ahahaha..."
Listening to the words of the two, Jiang Cheng's expression gradually became serious, and his pupils trembled slightly.
"Five...five...five million?!"
Then he kicked the door of the room and rushed into the porch, kicked the door of the living room and came to the living room, staring at the big red eyes and shouting with teeth bared.
"Hey! Yinshi! Wig! What's going on with five million?! Songyang... Songyang, did he really give five million to the wig?!"
Gui, who was eating beef hot pot at the table, folded his hands and said relaxedly: "Hey, hey, it's not a wig, it's Gui! And it's not a gift, it's a start-up grant!"
"True...it turned out to be true!" Jiang Cheng's pupils trembled, his face full of disbelief, "Just... even the beef hot pot is so harmonious... there is no hot pot war! Fake...wigs really exploded into wealth !”
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"It's just a hundred catties of ordinary beef," Gui scoffed at Jiang Cheng's words like a rich man, "you come too, and you can eat whatever you want."
"Hey, Jiang Cheng, don't you think it's unbelievable too?" When he was already drunk, he looked at Jiang Cheng with drunken eyes, and kept complaining, "Obviously everyone is Songyang. My disciple, why did you only give this guy five million? Just give me a fist!"
"He gave me two fists." Jiang Cheng replied silently, but then he thought of something, frowned, pinched his chin and asked in doubt: "Is Songyang so rich? Five million Without blinking?"
"Jiang Cheng, have you forgotten what the teacher used to do?" Gui folded his hands and closed his eyes and reminded very easily, "That's the Heavenly Daoists who control the entire universe of Altana! The Heavenly Daoists Property, is it easy to buy a few planets?"
"No, that's definitely not the reason." Jiang Cheng raised his hand, squinted his eyes and returned, "Basically, I secretly embezzled all the money in the treasury of the Heavenly Daoists and used it to study Altana. Oboro’s Naraku people could barely eat enough to eat. At the end of the day, only tens of thousands of yuan and the spaceship were left. I collected the tens of thousands of yuan, and the spaceship was destroyed by Oboro...”
"Uh..." After a moment of silence, Gui suddenly thought of something again, raised an index finger and said easily, "That is Chunyu, as the largest pirate group in the entire galaxy, the wealth they have accumulated is also Immeasurable! Xu (teacher) completely controlled Chun Yu before! Then his property..."
"Really?" Jiang Cheng still couldn't believe it, frowning with suspicion, "But in the end, didn't we blow up all the Chunyu motherships? Whether it was Chunyu's spaceships, or All the assets accumulated by the spring rain should disappear into the universe, right..."
"Hello,"
Yinshi waved his hand and said contemptuously: "In this day and age, who would be stupid enough to pile up all their property at home? It must be that, that, and definitely put all the money in the bank. The teacher definitely put the passbook in the end. Bring it out."
"So... that's how it is!" Jiang Cheng tapped his palm with his hand, and suddenly realized: "This makes sense, and you can give five million to such a waste disciple without blinking, except for Songyang. There will be no other reason than being rich and powerful! In other words, our task now is..."
"Find Songyang!" Yinshi stood up in an instant, "Then cried miserably! Finally..."
"Divide the property!" Jiang Cheng and Yinshi turned around together, and at the same time took the words with a serious expression.
"Wait!" Yinshi suddenly thought of something again, and said solemnly: "Only the three of us know about this matter for the time being, do you understand?"
Jiang Cheng snorted and said, "Hey, who are you underestimating? Needless to say, I know this kind of thing, how could a fool tell Gao Zai about this kind of thing? There are more monks than porridge. I have understood since I was a child!"
Yin Shi chuckled and praised: "Really, he is indeed a selfish ghost who has been keen on eating alone since he was a child. I don't need to say it to understand this truth."
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"So... on!" × 2
After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi stepped out of the door of Wanshiwu with serious expressions and straight postures.
Their paths are so consistent with their goals. At the end of their paths, there is that tall man with a gentle smile that exudes golden light all over his body.
The golden light on men is extremely dazzling, and this dazzling golden light will also guide them so that they will never lose their direction.
That is
——The light of money!
But the two of them didn't know that what they just said was heard by many people.
For example, a girl with glasses hiding on the ceiling, the inner activities of the girl with glasses are like this:
——If you have those properties, Yinsang... Yinsang will definitely marry me!
Another example is Mr. Song Ping who just passed by downstairs. The mental activity of Mr. Song Ping is:
——The finances of the new government are in dire straits. If that person can donate the money, then...
Another example is a certain sunglasses on the street, his mental activity is:
——Finally, finally see hope!
In short, Gintoki and Jiang Cheng were not the only ones who took action after this...
……
Another week flies by.
"Thank you for your patronage."
In a certain convenience store, Oboro, who was wearing the uniform of a convenience store employee at the front desk, bowed his head in thanks.
By the way, in the past two weeks, Oboro has not stopped for a day, busy with various short-term jobs for Songyang's bills.
To put it simply, for Oboro now, life is an endless variety of day jobs.
Holding a bottle of water in his hand, Jiang Cheng didn't notice that it was Obscure who just paid him the bill.
Jiang Cheng, who walked out of the convenience store, unscrewed the bottle cap and took a big sip of water, complaining, "Ah, I've been looking for it for a whole week, where did Songyang go?"
"Don't give up!" Yinshi looked serious, "The coach said it! Once you give up, the game will end early!"
Jiang Cheng looked helpless: "The problem is that I have sent all Baihua out now, but there is still no news."
"Don't worry! There will be news! Kagura and Shinhachi are also sent out by me, sooner or later there will be news!"
"That's right, I'll find it sooner or later." Jiang Cheng sighed softly, his eyes softened a bit, "I can see Songyang's golden figure like a giant."
"Ah, me too." Yinshi nodded, and his expression softened a bit.
"Hehehe...hahaha...hahahaha..."
"Humph...hahaha...hahahaha..."
The two couldn't stop laughing at the same time...
……
Another week.
Finally, after countless times of hard work and searching, and countless times of passing by Ou who was busy working part-time but did not recognize him, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi finally found Songyang's figure.
Under the setting sun.
Looking at the back of Songyang standing on the pier with his hands in his hands and looking up at the sunset, the stalwart against the background of the setting sun and the hazy Phnom Penh's back, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, who are more than 20 meters away from Songyang, have already Tears.
"Song...Songyang..." The two murmured at the same time.
And Song Yang seemed to have noticed something, turned around slowly, and showed the same gentle smile as always.
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"Jiang Cheng, Silver Time..."
"Song...Songyang!" The voices of the two were a little louder, and they took a step forward at the same time, their expressions were full of relief and worry.
Looking at the expressions of the two, Songyang somehow disappeared without a trace because of the complicated psychology brought about by the performance of these two disciples three weeks ago.
Looking at the dusty looks of the two, Songyang knew that these two disciples must have been looking for him for a long time, and they most likely wanted to apologize to him.
In the end...he was still a good disciple, maybe he thought of it.
Forget it, just forgive them.
Thinking like this, Songyang looked at Jiang Cheng and Yinshi, who were about to run towards him with tears in his eyes, and just wanted to say something, but before he could speak, he suddenly heard many people say in unison ...
"Teacher Songyang!!"×n
Looking at the acquaintances of his disciples who knocked Jiang Cheng and Yinshi to the ground and rushed towards him, even though they were not familiar with each other, Songyang felt a little emotional for no reason.
Even though they are not familiar with themselves, they are still willing to call themselves Teacher Songyang, probably because of their disciples.
From this point of view, my disciples are indeed excellent, so good that everyone around me can agree with them in their hearts, and even my teacher is also recognized.
And these two disciples mobilized so many people in order to find themselves and apologize...
Thinking about it, Song Yang felt a burst of warmth in his heart, and at the same time, this warm current slowly materialized in the fundus of his eyes, turning into tears filled with warmth in his eyes.
Opening his mouth, Songyang rolled his eyes and showed a face that was very similar to the past, but with countless relieved smiles, and finally responded softly.
"Hi..."
But...
Mr. Matsudaira, who rushed forward with a group of Zhenxuan team members, frowned and said: "Yoshida Shoyang! I have been looking for you for a long time! Let's talk about cooperation!"
The little ape with the few remaining members of the imperial court pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and snapped: "Shut up! That money is mine! It's my marriage funds with Yinsang!"
"Little ape! I'm your former boss!" Mr. Matsudaira's small eyes under the sunglasses were full of murderous intent.
"It's all in the past tense! The future between Yinsang and I is more important!"
"Huh..."
Wearing a cardboard box, Hasegawa stood in front of a group of homeless men who were also wearing cardboard armor, smoking a cigarette **** and holding a weapon made of cardboard. He pushed the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose and snorted softly, then said: "No There is too much difference in the number of people, this time I will not give up no matter what. Everyone, get ready..."
Looking at the three-legged situation in front of him, and listening to what they said that he didn't understand, Songyang bent his eyes and tilted his head.
...what are they talking about?
"That... sorry, you just..."
Songyang who had just opened his mouth was tightly guarded by Jiang Cheng and Yinshi who arrived before he finished speaking. Protect Songyang among the crowd.
Yinshi said without looking back: "Don't worry, Songyang, leave this place to us."
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"Silver time..."
Songyang murmured, although this scene really touched him - the disciple guarding in front of the teacher or something.
But... why?
"In the final analysis, it is our fault, so let us solve it, Songyang." Jiang Cheng also said.
Um... so what's going on? Songyang was puzzled.
"Teacher Songyang, let us guard this time." Xin Baji held a wooden knife with firm eyes.
"You..."
"Teacher Songyang, trust them, please also trust those of us who trust them, Alu."
"Get ready..." Jiang Cheng said.
"Up!!"
With Yinshi's order, everyone moved at the same time, and the war...began.
Looking at the crowd who were inseparable, Songyang still couldn't figure out what was going on. Especially the words like "the money is mine", I don't know what's going on at all.
After a long struggle, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi were the only ones standing in the end.
But...
Jiang Cheng, who was crushed to the ground by Yin Shi's sudden blow, gritted his teeth and looked at Yin Shi: "Ah! Yin Shi! How dare you **** me!"
Yinshi showed a treacherous expression: "Hahaha, Jiang Cheng, didn't you say that? There are too many monks and too little food, I prepared a lot from the very beginning. Ah! You...you bastard..."
Looking at Yinshi, who was clutching his stomach, his face changed suddenly, Jiang Cheng struggled to get up, and laughed loudly: "Hahahaha! Yinshi! Do you think I can't think of such a thing?! I have long been interested in you Be on your guard! Do you think that I will kindly invite you to drink Pocari? No, I have already added a colorless and tasteless diarrhea medicine to it! No...I...my stomach..."
Looking at Jiang Cheng who was clutching his stomach suddenly and his expression suddenly changed, Yinshi laughed sternly: "It seems that the two of us really are each other..."
"You despicable and shameless guy!!" Jiang Cheng roared angrily.
"I will return this sentence to you intact!"
"The money is mine!"
"No ~IndoMTL.com~ is mine!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" ×2
Looking at Gintoki and Jiang Cheng who both fell to the ground after a single blow, and Songyang who just got the truth from Shin Hachi and Kagura, he walked slowly towards the two with a smile on his face.
……
At the moment when the afterglow of the setting sun completely disappeared, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi also completely lost consciousness.
However, Songyang who was just about to leave was stopped by Baihua and Xin Baji.
"Teacher Songyang, this is what you need." ×2
Looking at the two identical registration forms that were handed over by a representative of Baihua and Xin Baji at the same time, Songyang smiled slightly.
In fact, there are two in Songyang's bosom, one was obtained from a certain disciple who inherited his hairstyle this morning, and the other was sent by mail by a certain purple-haired disciple. Just received.
"Sure enough... it's still very good."
After receiving the two registration forms, Songyang looked at the two disciples who had just got up and covered their stomachs looking for the toilet, talking softly to themselves.
……
Finally, Songyang participated in the teacher training institution funded by the government in the new era, and began a one-semester teacher training in the new era.
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But...
Songyang, who was sitting in a bright classroom with a group of adults, suddenly felt that something was wrong when he saw the blur on the podium.
... Could it be said that Oboro is the most promising one?
By the way, Oboro is only working part-time!