Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 803: : Social practice is inescapable!

Time is like an arrow, and time is like a shuttle.

It has been two months since Songyang established Panasonic Elementary School in the countryside.

On this day, the former students of Matsushita Village School all received a summons from their teacher.

——Songyang is coming to Edo!

……

In a small room, Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi, and Gui sat cross-legged on the floor, frowning, looking at each other, silent.

Gui was the first to break the silence: "Hey, what do you think the teacher is here this time?"

Yin Shi pouted his nose in disapproval: "What else could it be? He must have come to collect debts from some idiot, right?"

"Debt collection?" Gui looked puzzled.

"What are you pretending to be stupid?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Gui strangely, "Isn't it because of you? Let Songyang carry five million debts or something."

"Stop joking, Jiang Cheng. I'm the most cautious when it comes to money transactions! I'll never remember anything about borrowing money!"

"What kind of prudence is this! It's just a more hateful **** than Lao Lai!" Jiang Cheng complained, but then he sighed again and waved his hand, "Anyway, I'll leave it to you two this time. It's too much trouble to entertain."

"Can you stop throwing all your troubles on others?"

Yin Shi was not angry, and then leaned back casually with his hands on the floor behind him, looking up at the ceiling with a look of impatience, and then said: "Anyway, the work of the Master's House is too busy, How can I have time to entertain Songyang? I'll leave it to you."

"Yinshi, why do you show the impatient expression when your children who worked hard in the city received a call from their mother and said they wanted to visit? My mother is also very hard, and it took a lot of hard work to bring you up. Endure loneliness and reluctance, but also support your dream to send you on the tram, even if you are reluctant to wave goodbye with tears in your hands, just for the son's dream! Every night I miss sleep all night! You know the countryside How worried is the mother that her son will be deceived or even wronged in the city alone?! But even so, she still does not dare to disturb you! It is only when she dreams that her son is having a bad life, she carefully beats I made a phone call to ask about my son's current situation, but only got an impatient answer like "It's very good, is it annoying in the middle of the night? I'm sleepy", do you understand how my mother feels? ! Do you two unworthy sons understand? ! You don't understand at all, do you? "

"No Road Race!!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi punched Gui at the same time.

Kui, who was smashed to the ground by the two, with blood flowing from his nose, continued intermittently: "So what...I mean...this situation is actually easy to handle...As long as the attitude on the phone is not so tough, the time for chatting A little longer can eliminate the mother's eagerness to know about her son's situation and to visit..."

"It has nothing to do with my mother! What do you think of Songyang?! How can there be a mother who is worried about her son who is about to turn 30!"

"Yin Shi, I don't agree with this very much," Gui sat up with toilet paper in his nose and slowly said, holding his hands and closing his eyes, "You must know that in the eyes of rural mothers, children no matter how old they are. It's a child."

"Your mother has been in the ground for many years, wig." Jiang Cheng replied with squinting eyes.

Gui replied: "It's not a wig, it's Gui! And although it's true, my mother and I still often see each other in dreams, and in my dreams they often remind me not to drink raw water casually, three times a day. Meals should be regular, not staying up late, going to bed early and getting up early, exercising regularly, and preparing clothes for the next season in advance when the seasons change. In short, this is mother's love!"

"You believe in ghosts!!" ×2

"Your mother is too annoying!" Jiang Cheng couldn't stop complaining, "Can't you live in peace after all died?! What's going on in your dreams every day!"

"In short, what I mean is that the teacher is actually similar to the mother, and it was also because I was worried that the disciples would not be able to live well in the city, so I asked to come and visit, so we only need to show our reliable side to let the old man Mom believes that if we get along well in the city, we can relieve Mom's anxiety and let her go back."

"You've become a mother in the back!" Yin Shi complained.

"If neither of you want to host the teacher, then let me do it, I'm ready! I'll show the teacher my most reliable side to reassure my mother! That's the son's responsibility Ah!"

Jiang Cheng said angrily, "Sit down for me! I'm responsible for your size! How can there be a son of a **** who takes his mother to the Overlord's meal in this world!"

"So what should I do? Anyway, the sons here don't really want to host the mother from the country..."

Listening to Yin Shi's words, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, and at the same time hooked the corners of his mouth: "That... did you forget that mom has a son? Don't you think it's... that one's turn this time? An immature young son who is still in the second year of secondary school? Last time, he didn't even show up..."

Listening to Jiang Cheng's words, Gui and Yinshi were thoughtful.

……

On a sunny afternoon, Takasugi, who was deceived by the design of Jiang Cheng and others, was knocked unconscious by the three people as soon as he appeared. After waking up from the park, all he saw was Song Song with a smile on his face. Positive.

Jiang Cheng sighed: "Songyang, that's the way it is, Gao Zai said, no matter what, this time he will entertain you alone. We really can't stop it. In the end, we can only knock him for a while. Halo."

"Hey, what's going on?" Takasugi, who was tied up, asked coldly, "What's the matter with entertaining Songyang? Wig, Gintoki, you guys..."

Songyang smiled at this time and said, "All the talented people of Matsushita Village School, the teacher didn't come here to entertain you, it's actually..."

Speaking, Songyang slowly turned around, revealing the heads of the little ghosts behind him, and continued: "Actually, the new government educational institution issued a notice that elementary school students should take advantage of the holiday to complete social practice, so I thought of the teacher. A few students who were not so promising in Edo."

Looking at the five little ghosts in front of him - a nostril-picking boy with silver hair, natural curly hair and eyes like silver, and a purple-haired middle-school kid with bandages on his hands, blindfolds, and a arrogant coat. Chewing gum in his trouser pockets, a fashionable orange-haired boy covered in rivets, a boy with thick bottle-bottom glasses and a book in his hand, who looks quiet and doesn't like to talk much, and... A frail girl with glasses.

Gintoki and Takasugi, who were looking down at the silver-haired kid and the purple-haired kid respectively, sneered at the same time, and put their hands on the heads of the two kiddies at the same time.

"Takasugi, you have shrunk."

"Silver time, so are you."

"Don't touch me with dirty natural curls!" The purple-haired brat stretched out his hand and patted Yinshi's hand, and at the same time took two steps back, clutching his blindfold in pain, "Ah! After being touched by the wickedness of society, the seal of my evil eye... actually loosened! Do you know what you have done, you bastard?! The world... what if the world is destroyed by this?!"

"Don't worry," the silver-haired brat flicked off the booger on his little finger, smeared it on Takasugi's body, and then stared at the dead fish with his hands on his head, "If you touch that kind of guy, you will only get stained. It's just some weird lower body viruses, like [beep——] and [beep——]. The disease of brain damage is not contagious."

The fashionable and glamorous teenager took the words very casually: "Really? Didn't you two have some brain-damaging virus in your head? Stay away from me, miscellaneous."

"What did you say?!"

Looking at the quarrelling little devils, Gui was silent for a long time before he pouted his chin and said solemnly to himself: "Could it be that the dream machine like the time machine has finally been successfully developed? What is the sense of presence in this childhood? thing?"

"R&D your size!" Jiang Cheng, Takasugi, and Yinshi said at the same time.

Songyang once again faced Jiang Cheng and the four with a smile: "In short, that's it, there are only five students in the current school. Then, when it comes to social practice, I think of my time in Edo, teacher. students. As their senior brothers, you should be generous with your advice on this kind of thing.”

"Songyang, are you serious?" Jiang Cheng curled the corners of his mouth, "Are you sure you want these little devils to go to me to participate in social practice? Yoshihara is not a place where little devils should go. The place is too exciting for kids of this age."

Hearing the sound, two nosebleeds slowly appeared under the nose of the little devil with bottle-bottom glasses who always held a book.

"Hey, wig, pay a little attention." Jiang Cheng reminded blankly, "The brain supplement ability can be stopped for a while."

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui corrected instantly, and then looked at the fashionable little devil in a bright and bright suit, "Jiang Cheng, I've said it before, nosebleeds are mainly due to Because of the weather and the fire, it has nothing to do with that kind of thing."

"Uncle, where are you talking to?" The fashionable kid looked disgusted.

Jiang Cheng shook his head, staring closely at the thick-bottomed glasses kid in front of him: "No, wig, this kind of reason doesn't work, after all, every time you pass by that soba noodle restaurant in town, you will subconsciously Looking up at the lady boss's underwear hanging on the balcony, the nose bleeds will continue."

The boy in glasses stuffed the toilet paper, pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and silently replied, "No, it's not just that, you know, there are many reasons for nosebleeds, such as nose damage, weather, etc. , The internal reasons of the body, just like the reason for my nosebleed just now, is likely to be the combined product of these three. As for the reason for the nosebleed when passing by the soba noodle restaurant, the reason for the nosebleed is because the road surface is uneven, and every time I pass by, I will be angry because of the bumps. Nosebleeds come when the blood rushes up."

"That's right." Gui nodded in agreement.

"Yes, you are exactly the same size as you!" Jiang Cheng complained.

"I see, I understand it a little bit." The handsome young man looked at Gui, Yinshi and Takasugi in front of him, nodded, and supported his chin to analyze, "In other words, these three idiots are tall Will I become such a bad adult when I grow up?"

"Well, that's probably the case. Even if you grow up, an idiot is still an idiot." Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement.

"Who are you calling an idiot!!" ×6

……

At sunset, in a small park.

Songyang, who was sitting on the bench, smiled and looked at the five students who were chasing and making trouble.

"...In short, that's it. As seniors, you also want to show your good side to these little juniors, right?"

"No, I'm not interested at all." Jiang Cheng got up without hesitation and prepared to leave, "I can leave this kind of thing to Yinshi."

Takasugi turned around for the second time: "I'm also very busy, and I don't have time to play house with these little ghosts. Goodbye, Songyang."

"Sorry, I already have two little devils at home, and one more will break me down." Yinshi turned around for the third time.

"Don't worry! Leave it all to me! Teacher!" Gui patted his chest and shouted solemnly, "All these little children, leave them all to me! I will spend the whole summer vacation. Time to educate them!"

"Sure enough..." Songyang sighed.

"Hey? Teacher? Didn't I say I can do it?" Gui asked in confusion.

"Yalieyalie, if that's the case, then forget it. I thought the best and most outstanding students of Matsushita Village School could take the initiative to provoke this task to help teachers share their worries..."

…the best and most grown student!

In an instant, Jiang Cheng, Takasugi, and Gintoki stopped at the same time.

"Really, since Songyang said it by name, then he can only accept it~" Jiang Cheng shook his head with a look of helplessness, and said aloud at the same time.

Yin Shi spreads his hands and pretends to be relaxed: "Indeed, I can only play with these little devils with a little energy."

Takasugi snorted and said: "Working under me is very dangerous and very hard work, if you have already made up your mind..."

Jiang Cheng turned around and continued, "I've experienced the fact that it's very hard to be with a few idiots since I was a child, and I can say that I feel the same way, so it's no problem to give these little guys to me. "

"Jiang Cheng, you have really grown up, and you have learned to be considerate of others," Yin Shi chuckled and turned around, "Indeed, I have been working hard with a few idiots since I was a child. It is also a deep experience."

"Return this sentence to you as it is." Takasugi's words were full of sarcasm.

The next moment...

"You two guys are too cheeky!" Jiang Cheng pulled up Gintoki and Takasugi's chest clothes at the same time~IndoMTL.com~ Do you two think you are a bunch of idiots growing up The only normal person here? ! Are you two compatible? ! "

"I should have said that!" Gintoki grabbed Jiang Cheng and Takasugi's shirts at the same time and retorted.

"This sentence will be returned to you as it is!" Takasugi also grabbed the clothes on the chests of the two of them, not giving in an inch.

"Hahahaha, what are you talking about? Gao Zai? Yinshi?" Jiang Cheng released his hand first and patted Gao Sugi and Yinshi on the shoulders with a smile, "Didn't you hear what Songyang said just now? The most outstanding students with outstanding growth have nothing to do with you, right?"

"No, no, no, I'm obviously talking about me, it's nothing to do with the two of you, right?" Gintoki said with ease while letting go.

Takasugi also let go and said casually: "Don't be silly, in short, give up the troublesome things that have nothing to do with you. Hey, there are a few idiots over there, come with me."