Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 806: : The so-called struggle is ugly.

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At dusk, the four little ones who had been rambunctious all afternoon under the scorching summer were lying on the front desk of a ramen restaurant like dead fish.

As for Meiyou, from the outside, she is sitting quietly at the front desk with her head down, but only she may know how much turmoil is going on in her heart.

Ramen shop - the proprietress of Beidou Xinxuan, Jin Jisong, looked at the little guys lying on the table like zombies, showing a bit of helplessness, frowning slightly and closing her eyes. Gui said with a satisfied expression.

"I said you, are you being too harsh on them? Such hot weather took the children to stay under the scorching summer for an afternoon, and they didn't even let them replenish water or even dinner. I didn't prepare well..."

"Ah, Basang (grandmother), do you want me to go there?" Yintai's eyes and heart were ashen ashes, and she was still muttering softly on her haggard face.

Takaya kept the same expression with a hoarse voice: "Ginta, no, that's my grandma, and that's actually a conspiracy of the Dark Dragon Association, and let grandma take toys and snacks to face her across the river. I waved or something..."

"No, it's the second disease of middle school." Yicheng with the same expression took the words weakly, "The old lady on the bridge over there is the real trap, she definitely wants us to drink the medicine After chilling mung bean soup, sell us to a place with a lot of strange mother-in-law."

"That's it..." Ginta and Gao Ya responded feebly at the same time.

Zhu let out a feeble surprise: "Grandma? Isn't she a big sister with a good figure? Damn, I was careless, and I was almost bewitched by the grandma's enchantment."

"Ji Songdian, everything I do is for them! As Wu... no, as the little people who will support this new era in the future, one day they will take over this from us The brand-new era bears heavy responsibilities! Therefore, it is necessary to exercise since childhood! Whether it is hot summer or cold winter! One day they will have to face it alone! Could it be that they have to give up because of the little heat? No! No! It should be It is right to persevere to the end! I am different from the teacher's other students! I am the most serious one! Just to instill these beliefs deep in their hearts! Even if I can't bear it, I will stick to my principles! As the saying goes, a loving mother often loses children, and a filial son is born under the stick! So at this moment, I am playing the role of a strict stepmother! It doesn’t matter if I am misunderstood or suspected! This is my duty! It is entrusted by the person who died. My stuff!"

Looking at Gui who was already crying with his fists clenched, he complained in an instant.

"I can't bear your size! You are just a meat fan who is obsessed with cats and forgets yourself! Why do you use a serious stepmother to describe yourself? It is completely incomprehensible!"

"No, classmate Yicheng," Gui shook his head, "The stepmother here is actually different from the stepmother who abuses children in the general sense. It's just for when the husband is about to close his eyes in an accident. The sentence left behind, "We must raise the children to be promising", endured the grief, put away the gentleness and changed his usual attitude, and was extremely serious to his children! A reason even stricter than your own biological child... Do you understand this time? ! 10% of my classmates! "

"Understood your size! The explanation is too long!" Yicheng yelled out with white eyes and bursting veins, "And it's completely different things! The teacher is not dead yet! You are not the second widow Ah!"

"No, no, no, you made a mistake, classmate Yicheng." Gui shook his head again, "Actually, Mieko is not a widow for two consecutive terms. Just divorced. By the way, Mieko met her late husband before she divorced her previous husband."

"It doesn't matter about this kind of thing! After all, no one wants to know! It's just ntr!"

"Yeah, a child can be taught, and he can understand the first half of the plot that I haven't told you so easily." Gui showed a bit of relief.

"You bastard!!" Yicheng gritted his teeth, but before he had time to pounce on Gui, he was lifted up by Elizabeth from behind.

【It's very dangerous to chase and fight in a small space, and it hurts if you hit the corners. 】

"No road race! You leather jacket uncle! Even if you wear such clothes, you can't hide the uncle's smell on you!"

"Look, look, let me tell you, but that adult," Gui Tan said while holding his voice, pretending to be helpless, "if you are too gentle with children, this will be the result, and you won't listen to discipline at all. "

"Is this the husband?!" Yicheng complained frantically, "Just let me go!"

"It's enough, ten percent, what you say is useless." Yintai supported her small face with one hand, and slowly took out a piece of A4 paper and a pen from her bosom with the other hand, Very casually said: "At this time, isn't it possible to draw a conclusion? Zero points."

Hearing the sound, Takaya Yozhu and Miyu took out a piece of A4 paper and a ballpoint pen from their pockets at the same time.

"That's right." Issei, who was put down by Elizabeth, also took out a piece of A4 paper and a ballpoint pen from his arms.

Looking at the five little heads lying on the counter and starting to write and draw on the paper, Gui showed a gratified expression, and said: "Not bad, after the social practice, I will summarize what I learned that day. The habit of getting up is a good habit. This is extremely important, and you must not forget it even in the future."

At this time, Jisong, lying on the counter and looking down at the five little ones, shook his head: "No, what they wrote doesn't seem to be what you think."

"Isn't it?"

"But it has something to do with you."

"Really? Are you recording my every word and deed so that you can take it out and read it at any time in the future?" After the words "Score and Ranking in My Mind", I was stunned for an instant.

Yin Tai said: "Don't even think about it, this is definitely the bottom one, zero points."

"Zero points? You are really gentle," Yicheng twitched his lips, "It's already a negative point for me."

"Negative 999999999..." There are countless 9s after the negative sign on Takaya's paper.

"Two points, enough." Zhu also gave a very fair score.

Six points. Meiyou also wrote down her rating of Gui after thinking about it.

"This...this...what is this?!" Gui finally came to his senses at this moment, widening his eyes and yelling in horror.

"This," Yintai shook the A4 paper in his hand, and continued casually, "This is the homework given to us by the teacher, and the authorities say that they are not sure about the former students. So let us outsiders who have never contacted you to rate you. By the way, your side has ended early, we are going to the next place, can you give us the address?"

"Really, I just made a small joke for you three days ago, and you still took it seriously." Gui changed his attitude in an instant and shook his head with a wry smile, "You know, when you see cute juniors, adults will endure it." I can't stop teasing. Okay, let's officially start the interesting social practice of entertaining and entertaining from tonight, but even if I was joking with you, I got a passing grade, ahahaha, it seems This joke was very unsuccessful, ahahahaha..."

"Are you going to stick to your principles?" Ji Song couldn't help complaining, "By the way, do you think you can get away with it?"

"Pass?" Yicheng glanced at Gui strangely, "No, you think too much, uncle, the full score is 100."

"Who is the big..." Gui retorted instantly with his big red eyes, but before he finished speaking, he suddenly reacted, cleared his throat and continued: "In short, starting from tomorrow will be the real one." Oh, very interesting, very fun, very happy social practice. It’s not too late to save this kind of thing until the end. Jisongdian, please give these nasty... very cute juniors each a The luxury ramen in this store should be the one with char siew."

Turning his head and starting to work, Jisong said casually: "Understood, five bowls of soba noodles, right?"

"No, no, no, I'm talking about family portrait ramen with a lot of bad money. Ji Songdian really likes to joke, ah ha ha ha..."

"Soba noodles with only salt and rotten vegetables that are about to be thrown away? I see, please wait."

"Ji Songdian, please!" In the end, Gui slammed his head on the counter heavily.

Hearing the sound, Ji Song sighed heavily, and just wanted to turn around and say something, but before he could speak, the store door was suddenly opened.

Looking at the white seaweed head dressed as a delivery man with a scarred brain on his face, Ji Song smiled all over his face.

"Thanks for your hard work, have you delivered yet?"

"Ah, Ms. Jisong, today's orders have all been delivered." As he said that, he took a step forward and took out a thick stack of bills, money and car keys from his arms, "Here is the receipt for everyone to sign , and the money received, and the key.”

"Thank you, Almighty House-san." As he said, Jisong took the list, money and keys from Oboro, and took out an envelope from his pocket and handed it to Oboro, "If you are busy in the future, I will return to you. Please again."

"Waiting for you at any time, I still have another part-time job, so I'll take my leave first." Hazy nodded in thanks.

Looking at Yun who simply turned around and left, Jisong said with some emotion: "He is really a good man. He not only works hard without complaint, but also does a perfect job every time he is asked. The delivery is not only fast, but also the soup The juice won't spill out, and everyone's praise is unanimous."

"Ji Songdian, who was that just now?" Gui, who hadn't seen the appearance clearly, asked at this moment.

"Oh, you said him, I don't know his real name, but everyone on the street spontaneously started calling him Mr. Universal House. As long as it is a job that everyone asks for, no matter what it is, it will be very clean in a very short time He is done neatly, he is very serious about any work, and the price is not expensive. Everyone on the street likes him, but he doesn't talk much, and he rarely smiles."

"Universal House?" Gui Ruo thought.

"It feels very powerful." Gao Wu said.

Yicheng nodded: "Indeed, it sounds like a reliable adult."

Yinta and Zhu on the side also nodded in agreement, and even Meiyou, who was less talkative, nodded slightly.

"So, how about it?" Jisong put his hands on his hips and looked at the five little guys, "Instead of following the guy who might not learn anything, why don't you try to continue your social practice with that Mr. Universal House just now?" , I can help him please."

"Can you?" Zhu asked with some surprise.

"If you choose so, I can also help you a little bit."

"Hey, wait a minute." Gao Wu frowned at this moment and said, "We still have a task from the teacher..."

"But social practice is also our task, right?" Yicheng raised his chin and said, "But with such a bad guy, our social practice will be 1000% nothing..."

"It makes sense," Zhu nodded, "but the teacher is missing now, can we make up our minds?"

"Wait a minute, our social practice hasn't started yet, the real social practice will start tomorrow!" Gui hurriedly said.

However, the little guys were not listening at all.

"Don't always ask others to make up for you, Zhu." Mrs. Yin said with a glance at Zhu.

Yicheng took over the words with a casual expression: "Didn't the teacher say it in class? No matter how many opinions and suggestions others give you, the final choice can only be made by yourself. Of course, because it is your own choice, then You have to bear the consequences yourself, and finally..."

Takaya took over the words: "...No matter what life you choose in the future, the teacher will believe in the life you choose and be proud of it."

"Perhaps this time is a test, maybe it's a test of whether we can make our own choices." Yi Cheng muttered analysis with his chin propped up.

"Well, I think so too." In this book, Meiyou uttered the first sentence.

"It turned out to be like this..." Zhu suddenly realized.

"Then..." Yintai looked at the four little friends at the side.

Several people looked at each other, and said at the same time: "Of course it is a reliable big..."

"Wait—!!" Gui, who had been ignored for a long time, finally stopped her voice, and then showed a smile that was uglier than crying and was still trying to control it, "Then what, our real social practice will start tomorrow. At the beginning, Elizabeth and I have just made a plan. I wanted to give you a surprise, but now I can only spoil it in advance. Tomorrow our practice place is the sea paradise~ As for the day after tomorrow, it is a playground Oh~ and the day after tomorrow..."

"Then what, uncle." Yicheng interrupted Gui and explained to himself, "Did you misunderstand something? Our homework is social practice, not play. You really plan to take us on a real social practice?"

"Of course." Gui tried his best to maintain a smile on his face, "As for animal protection, observing the habits of sea creatures is also very important. In short, eat quickly and prepare with anticipation." Welcome to tomorrow's social practice."

"Gui Sang, enough is enough." Zhu shook his head, the expression of regret on his face was self-evident.

It was rare for Takaya not to speak in the second class, but he folded his hands and said earnestly: "To be honest, we started to rate you when we saw the so-called brothers in your teachers' mouths. To be honest, First impression...was bad."

"Shifting responsibility to each other, teasing the children, when the teacher finally said "the best student in Matsushita village school", they showed completely different expressions in an instant. To be honest, at that time I wanted to go straight away. "

Listening to Yintai's words, Gui immediately retorted: "No, I did not participate in such an ugly struggle! I am different from them!"

At this moment, Yicheng jumped down from his seat, put his hands in his pockets and continued calmly: "Guisang, you call yourself an animal protector, so your job should be to call on people to protect animals on this earth." Animals that are endangered or are going to be endangered, and at the same time do something for them. But does what you do these two days have anything to do with these things? You are just playing with meat **** based on your hobbies."

"In my eyes, there is no distinction between endangered and overcrowded animals!"

Silver curled the corners of her lips, and said lightly: "It is indeed a perfect excuse, but sorry, after two days, we have not found out that you have done anything for stray cats. Most of the time you just look at it Intoxicated playing with stray cats."

"And feed them too!"

Zhu pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose: "Gui Sang, I don't think it's appropriate to be called an animal protector for doing such a simple thing? Maybe it's more appropriate to simply be called a cat lover...a meatball person Right? And, if you really care about those stray cats, at least you should do some work to appeal to people not to abandon their pet cats? But, I'm really sorry ~IndoMTL.com~ You didn't do something like this It’s a job. It’s completely based on my hobbies, it’s like... I have no goals at all. Do you think I’m right, Guisang?”

After listening, Gui was inexplicably stunned and opened his eyes to the maximum.

What the little ghost said is not wrong. At the junction of this era, I really seem to have lost my goal...

"Perhaps you think we are younger, but without boasting," Takaya folded his hands and looked at Meiyou, "We are all geniuses recognized by the teacher. "

As soon as Takaya finished speaking, Meiyou by the side had already painted a portrait at an extremely fast speed—he was busy a few days ago.

[So fast! 】Elizabeth held up the sign.

"Actually, there is one thing that you have thought wrong from the very beginning, that is, we are completely different from you." Yicheng shrugged his shoulders, and there was no sarcasm in his words, but more helplessness and reality.

Yin Tai also jumped off the stool and said: "In short, that's it. We have a general understanding of your situation before we come here, and with the first impression, the approximate score has already come out. Although the following What I said may seem a little arrogant and make you feel uncomfortable, but I still have to say. The same teacher, even a similar personality, but we will definitely surpass you in the future. Uncle, if you don’t want to be left too far , it is better to find your new goal earlier, this country is still changing day by day, and has never stopped or even strided forward, as a citizen of this country, how can you stagnate?"

"Come on, uncle." Yicheng waved his hand, and then bowed politely to Gui at the same time with several partners.

"Thank you for your care in the past few days, Guisang! We are going to participate in real social practice!"×5

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