Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 807: : The situation on the battlefield is always changing! A little careless will…

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Kui, who was dressed in white, closed his eyes and sat upright on the floor. On the floor in front of him was a dagger in a box.

At the same time, on the sofa beside, Jiang Cheng, Yinshi, and Takasugi all looked at Katsura who looked like he was about to commit suicide with the same expressions.

"For me, who has lost my way, this may be my best destination."

Speaking, Gui opened his eyes and picked up the special dagger in front of him.

"Even an old friend can't stop my resolve. Farewell, everyone!"

Looking at Jiang Cheng and the three who were completely unmoved, Gui shouted again: "Really goodbye! Everyone! Never stop me! If you stop me, it will completely deny the meaning of my existence. Even you, I will not forgive you easily!"

"Then what..." Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, turned his face and asked Xiang Yinshi and Takasugi, "What are you two going to eat for dinner?"

"I just made a fortune, let's go to Uji Ginshi Donburi for a rare occasion." Ginshi said casually while picking his nostrils.

"Rice balls...probably."

"Takasugi, you really haven't changed at all," Gintoki shook his head involuntarily. "A guy who doesn't pursue food so much, certainly doesn't have any major pursuits in life."

"Ah, I'm so distressed." Jiang Cheng leaned on the sofa and sighed, "I just don't know what to eat at night, and it's not only me, but Hiron and the others too, always thinking about What to eat for dinner."

Yin Shi flicked the booger off his little finger and said casually: "It may be the side effect of the change of times, let alone you, I often hear such words on the street now. "

"It's changed." Takasugi showed a rare sigh of relief, "The need for survival has gradually changed to the pursuit of quality of life. This may be the most intuitive change that the change of times has brought to the people of this country. ."

"As expected of Gao Zai, this kind of thing can be explained in such reasonable-sounding words."

Seeing that no one cared about him, Gui interjected in a timely manner: "Hey, I'm really going to cut my belly. It's too late for you to stop it now. I'm telling the truth."

Jiang Cheng said to himself: "By the way, have you seen that movie? Just the one just released..."

"Your interest is really indescribable, Jiang Cheng." Yin Shi said with a look of disdain, and the corners of his mouth curled up, "That film is completely unqualified as a road film in my opinion! The literary and artistic flavor of a road film is completely Not enough!"

"But the actor's acting skills are great! The heroine's European style is also great!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"Do you only see the European style in your eyes?!" Yin Shi said sharply.

"The best part is probably the old man in the supporting role. Whether it's personal story or acting skills, in my opinion, it's the best part of the whole film."

"Gao Zai, you also saw it." Jiang Cheng showed a somewhat surprised expression.

"No, the so-called road movie is not..."

"Aren't you going to cut your belly?!"×2

Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi smashed their fists at Gui, who was naturally approaching at the same time.

With Gui's exclamation of pain, the latter flew out several meters with blood from his nose.

"If you want to die, hurry up, the three of you here are waiting to tell you what to do wrong, wig." Jiang Cheng said coldly.

"You can leave the gift money to us. You should die quickly, wig." Gintoki had already changed into mourning clothes.

"Wait for me in hell, wig." Takasugi curled her lips and lowered her eyes, revealing her signature villain expression.

"It's not a wig, it's Katsura Kotaro who has lost his purpose in this era!!" Katsura got up and shouted in tears.

But as soon as he finished speaking, he was kicked to the ground by Jiang Cheng, and then Yin Shi joined the stampede.

"Thanks to you, the idiots who have been implicated in our evaluation are so brazen and cry in front of everyone? Go die!"

"That's right! Because you are an idiot, Yin Sang, I was also treated as an idiot by those little devils! How do I compensate me?"

"Go to **** quickly, idiot." Takasugi's words were very succinct.

……

The bruised-nose and swollen-faced Gui looked at Jiang Cheng and the three who were still returning to their usual chattering mode after beating him up, and asked suspiciously.

"Don't you guys feel a little bit angry or upset after hearing what they said? Don't you want to prove yourself? Don't you want to refute them? Are you such cowardly people?!"

"Whether I'm angry or not, I'll talk about it later. Now let's talk about the three questions behind you."

Yin Shi looked at Gui indifferently, and took Jiang Cheng's words at the same time: "Prove yourself? How to prove? Refute them? How to refute? Wig, are they wrong?"

"Say so, but..."

"Isn't it a matter of course to be surpassed?" Takasugi snorted softly, "It would be really sad if even the predecessors couldn't surpass it. If that's the case, then the country we protect will really have no future. ."

"I know this kind of thing, but..." Gui's expression gradually became tangled.

"But it's really annoying to hear that," Jiang Cheng continued, very casually, "but I feel a lot more refreshed after beating you just now."

"Me too." Gintoki nodded, "It feels like the natural curls are about to become straight and refreshing, and if I change it to Takasugi, it will feel like I've grown taller, look, he's starting to. I walked on tiptoe."

"Wig, congratulations on finding a new meaning in life." Jiang Cheng continued.

"It's not a wig, it's Gui! In other words, my new direction is to vent my anger as a human flesh bag?! Stop joking!"

"Anyway, I want to think about what to have for dinner, so I went back. It just happened that I didn't have to take the little devils for social practice. In the extra time, I would think more about the recent dinner or something. Goodbye."

Jiang Cheng was the first to get up and walked slowly towards the entrance.

Takasugi snorted softly, and the second left his seat and walked towards the entrance.

As for the last silver time, I got up while scratching my head.

“What about the new era, do you want to add some other elements to the Uji Ginshi rice bowl? Like honey or sweet ice cream or something…”

While speaking like this, he slowly walked towards the entrance, and in the end, in the whole room, only Gui was left with his head lowered and his face clenched.

Of course, what Gui didn't know was that after the three of them went out, their expressions all disappeared into the shadows, and their steps were strangely consistent.

……

At the wharf at dusk, Jiang Cheng and the three quietly watched as they were taking a group of little ghosts to participate in social practice. As the person in charge of the material handling party, they were explaining the handling of materials to a group of little ghosts very seriously. Notes of obscure.

"It's true, but..." Jiang Cheng finally raised his head, revealing a face that was close to a collapsed expression.

Yin Shi also raised his head, his expression... obviously furious: "Isn't it also obvious what is missing? For example, respect for seniors."

"Hum hum ha ha ha..." Jiang Cheng laughed suddenly, the corners of his mouth were full of black belly, "Just use this."

Jiang Cheng took out the detonator explosive.

"My love for my younger brother and younger sister..." Yin Shi took out the rope, cement, and a big iron bucket.

"Have you fallen too?" Takasugi looked contemptuous, and then drew the knife from his waist, "Those who have been eliminated by the times, it is enough to use this kind of things eliminated by the times."

Of course, the harsh words were said, but five full minutes passed, and no one left.

"Silver time, what are you doing? Didn't they say they lacked respect for their predecessors?"

"Aren't you the same? Hey, Takasugi, didn't you say you're going to use your gadgets that have been eliminated by the times?"

"Ah, just cut the bag of rice balls."

"Is it just the packaging for the rice balls?!" Gintoki complained.

"Ah, speaking of which, I just want to fry a fish or something. Since it's a new era, I'll eat some seafood that I usually hate the most."

"Really, I really want to go together, Jiang Cheng."

"Do you want to be so shameless?" Jiang Cheng was a little speechless, but then he turned his attention to Hao and the five little devils not far away.

Looking at those new-era kiddos wearing hard hats, with small faces around Long, listening carefully to the precautions Long said, and carefully recording something in their notebooks, Jiang Cheng and the three All of a sudden, they laughed at the same time.

"It seems that the role of us old people is the last one left, Yin Shi, Gao Zai."

"Ah, yes."

"That is to say..." Saying that, Takasugi turned around without the slightest nostalgia.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi also turned around and left without the slightest nostalgia.

——Sweeping the road a little more clean for the little devils.

"By the way, today Gao Zai said he will be treating guests."

"When did I say that!"

"Then I want Uji Ginshi Donburi."

"Listen to me!"

"I want beef rice bowl for 20 people."

"Too much! By the way, can you really finish it?"

"It's already a big boss, and you're still so stingy." Yin Shi curled his lips.

"What the **** do you guys think of the Ghost Soldiers?"

"Isn't it the Lego army that the son-in-law, who had given a lot of spare money at home, set up a Lego army?"

"As I said before, I have long since severed ties with that family!"

"Then I want thirty people." Jiang Cheng spoke again.

"Why!"

The three people who quarreled like they did when they were children didn't notice that one person was missing.

As for the missing person, Katsura, sitting in the bright Edo Public Library, with a headband with the words "meaning of life" tied on his forehead, staring at the person in front of him who is related to animal protection What a tall book.

"Elizabeth! Absolutely... Absolutely write down all of this! Got it?!"

【Hi! Mr. Gui! ]

……

In a week, I followed Long to participate in 18 social practices, that is, five little ghosts who worked 18 jobs, and the time was fully arranged.

But there is no dissatisfaction, always showing a very satisfied expression.

From this point of view, it is indeed much better than the impatient seniors (Jiang Cheng et al.)

For the little devils, this slightly taciturn man, no matter what work, as long as he works meticulously, he can always do all the work conscientiously.

The matters needing attention in each work are explained in a very clear and organized manner.

And...very hardworking! There is hardly any personal time, except for the necessary breaks, the rest of the time is dedicated to work.

Such a man makes little devils trust and yearn for.

This time, several people's jobs are to maintain order at the space terminal station.

The accident happened at this time.

……

[Urgent news, the cosmic terminal station was attacked by unknown creatures, it is suspected that it was the delusional metal of the planet Saipotan, which would grow rapidly once it got close to the metal that escaped from the private spaceship of a certain white prince. octopus. ]

Looking at the morning real-time news broadcast on the TV, the idiot prince who had only coded the oo on his head, Jiang Cheng yawned and said, "Ah, this guy is coming to ask for it again. Is it for the account? Wouldn't it be better for such a guy to just ban him from entering the country?"

【Next, please watch the live report on the scene? The host of the wild, the host of the wild. ]

[I am Yuno at the scene,] the host of Yuno with a sweet smile instantly appeared in front of the camera, [Audience friends, please look behind me, that one is tightly wrapped oo... No, it is the universe terminal The huge metal octopus standing there is exactly the delusional metal octopus that the host of the studio just said. ]

[As you can see, the metal octopus's body is still growing because of the contact with the metal, and the cosmic terminal station has been completely eroded. ]

"Look! Someone!"

【Someone? 】After hearing the words of the onlookers, the anchor of Yuye was puzzled, and at the same time, the camera began to gradually pull in toward the octopus, 【There is really someone! We can see that one, two, three, four... five children are being held tightly by one of the tentacles of the metal octopus! It's completely banned by the pta! Elementary school students plus tentacles or something...]

……

"Ah, a man with a white kelp headed up! Dangerous!"

Anchor Yuno continued to explain with a worried look on his face, but before he finished speaking, several silhouettes passed by Anchor Yuye at a speed that was almost impossible to catch.

……

Under the setting sun, looking at Jiang Cheng and the others, who had just been rescued, they were slightly absent-minded.

"Why..."

"It's true that you have surpassed us a lot, and we may even be out of touch with this new era." Jiang Cheng, who was covered in oil, shrugged.

"However, there are some things we can do." Yin Shi chuckled.

"For the juniors and juniors, it's okay to block a few falling stones." Takasugi took the words with his back on his back.

"No, then what..." Yin Tai complained, "Although the lines are really cool, you didn't help at all, right? You rushed over and got swallowed by an octopus? That's why you're covered in Is it oily? It was all because of Mr. Long that he was rescued, right?"

Ginshi praised: "Not bad! Little devil! It can be seen that we entered the giant octopus to disintegrate it from the inside!"

"Who believes it!!" Yin Tai complained loudly.

"Well, it's normal to see this matter." Jiang Cheng chuckled lightly.

"Don't just follow it down so naturally!" Yicheng complained.

Takasugi turned her back and said, "If it's just this level, don't be too proud, little devils."

"Proud of your size!" Takaya complained, "It's a disservice to me!"

Oro, who was wearing work clothes, said at this time: "It's okay, after all, there are occasionally such guests who don't listen to advice. As a staff member, you should always be prepared to deal with emergencies like this. Well, the work of coping is temporary. It's over, let's start the next security job."

Lost...lost...disgraceful! ! Although Jiang Cheng did not change his face, his heart almost collapsed.

I want to take advantage of this opportunity to be handsome, but... it's too embarrassing! As soon as he appeared on the stage, he was swallowed without even saying a handsome line. What happened? By the way, Gao Zai, even if you only give such an arrogant back, you can't change that shameful fact!

"By the way, Mr. Long, why do you have to work so many jobs?" Thinking of What, Zhu suddenly asked.

"To pay off debts."

“Huh?”×5

After hearing Long's answer, the five little ghosts froze at the same time.

……

The moment the sun went down, the five little ghosts also officially ended their social practice ahead of schedule and joined Songyang.

Looking at the little ghosts who were chattering excitedly beside Songyang and slowly left with Songyang, at a certain moment, Jiang Cheng and several people saw the figure of himself.

Except...the paralyzed face that staggered under his feet and fell sideways into the shadows——Obori.

Of course, this can't be blamed. I wonder if anyone is listening to "Do you think your life is meaningful if you only work and pay off your debts?", "Do you want to die in the past?", "Anyway~IndoMTL. com~ I definitely don’t want to be such an adult”, how can you still keep calm?

Hao is no exception, not to mention that those little devils are still their own juniors.

"Yinshi, it feels like we haven't lost." Jiang Cheng analyzed with his chin propped up.

"Indeed, in the end it seems to have been a draw all of a sudden."

Takasugi snorted: "On the battlefield, the battle situation will always change in an instant. I thought you all understood this ten years ago."

"Anyway, it's a happy ending. Let's go back. Today's dinner, everyone agreed to think about it together."

Speaking, Jiang Cheng was the first to wave goodbye and left.

Just as Jiang Cheng and the others were leaving the space terminal one after another, Sogo, who was on vacation at Edo Shinkansen Station No. 3, took over his sister, Okita San, who had just come from the country, with an obedient face. The luggage in Ye's hand...

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