Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 807: : The situation on the battlefield is always changing rapidly! If you are not careful, you will…

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House of Everything.

Gui, dressed in white, closed his eyes and knelt on the floor in an upright sitting posture. On the floor in front of him was a dagger in a box.

At the same time, on the sofa at the side, Jiang Cheng, Gintoki, and Takasugi all looked bored at Gui who seemed about to commit suicide with the same expression.

"For me who has lost my way, this may be my best home."

As he spoke, Gui opened his eyes and picked up the seppuku dagger in front of him.

"Even old friends can't stop my determination. Farewell, everyone!"

Looking at Jiang Cheng and the three who were completely unmoved, Gui shouted again: "It's really a farewell! Everyone! Never stop me! If you stop me, you will completely deny the meaning of my existence ! Even you, I will not forgive you easily!"

"Then what..." Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something at this moment, turned his face and asked Yinshi and Gaoshan, "What are you two planning for dinner?"

"I just made a fortune, let's eat Uji Gintoki once in a while." Gintoki said casually while picking his nostrils.

"Rice ball...probably."

"Takasugi, you really haven't changed at all," Gintoki shook his head involuntarily, "A guy who doesn't pursue food like this must have no major pursuits in life."

"Ah, I'm so distressed." Jiang Cheng leaned back on the sofa and sighed, "I don't know what to eat at night, and not only me, but Rilun and the others are always worrying I'm worried about what to eat for dinner."

Yin Shi flicked the booger off his little finger, and said casually: "Maybe it's a side effect of the change of the times, let alone you, I often hear such words on the street now. "

"It's changed." Takasugi rarely showed some emotion, "The need for survival has gradually changed to the pursuit of quality of life. This may be the most intuitive change brought to the people of this country by the change of the times. .”

"As expected of Gao Zai, this kind of thing can be explained with words that sound reasonable."

Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Gui interjected in a timely manner: "Hey, I'm really going to do seppuku, it's too late for you to stop it now. I'm telling the truth."

Jiang Cheng went on self-consciously: "By the way, have you watched that movie? It's the one that just came out..."

"Your interest is so indescribable, Jiang Cheng." Yin Shi said with a disdainful face, curling the corner of his mouth, "That film is completely unqualified as a road film in my opinion! The artistic atmosphere of road films is completely Not enough!"

"But the actor's acting skills are great! The heroine's European style is also great!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"Is Oupai the only one in your eyes?!" Yin Shi snapped.

"The old man in the supporting role may be the only outstanding feature. Whether it's personal plot or acting skills, in my opinion, it's the most outstanding part of the whole film."

"Gao Zai, you watched it too." Jiang Cheng showed a slightly surprised expression.

"No, isn't the so-called road movie just..."

"Aren't you going to cut seppuku?!" ×2

At the same time, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi threw their fists at Gui who came over naturally.

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Accompanied by Gui's cry of pain, the latter flew upside down several meters away with a nosebleed.

"If you want to die, hurry up, the three people here are waiting to make mistakes for you, wig." Jiang Cheng said coldly.

"Leave the gift money to us. You should die quickly, wig." Yin Shi had already changed into mourning clothes.

"Wait for me in hell, wig." Takasugi hooked the corners of his mouth and lowered his eyes to reveal his signature villain expression.

"It's not a wig, it's Katsura Kotaro who has lost his goal in this era!!" Katsura got up and shouted with tears streaming down his face.

But as soon as he finished speaking, he was kicked to the ground by Jiang Cheng, and then Yin Shi also joined in the stampede.

"Thanks to you, how did the idiot who put our evaluation into trouble have the audacity to cry in front of everyone? Hurry up and die!"

"Exactly! Because of you being an idiot, Yinsang and I were treated as an idiot by those brats too! How can I compensate me?"

"Hurry up and go to hell, idiot." Takasugi's words were extremely concise.

……

Gui, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, looked at Jiang Cheng and the other three who had returned to the usual mode of chattering after beating him, and asked suspiciously.

"After hearing what they said, don't you guys feel a little bit angry or unhappy? Don't you want to prove yourself? Don't you want to refute them? Are you such a cowardly person?!"

"Whether you're angry or not, I'll talk about it later. Now let's talk about your next three questions."

Yinshi looked at Gui very plainly, and at the same time took Jiang Cheng's words: "Prove yourself? How to prove? Refute them? How to refute? Wig, are they wrong?"

"That's what I said, but..."

"Isn't it a matter of course to be surpassed?" Takasugi snorted softly, "It's really sad if even the predecessors can't surpass it. If that's the case, the country we protect really has no future .”

"I also know this kind of thing, but..." Gui's expression gradually became tangled.

"But it's really annoying to hear such words," Jiang Cheng continued in a very ordinary way, "but I feel a lot more refreshed after beating you just now."

"Me too." Gintoki nodded, "There is a feeling that the natural curly hair will turn into refreshing straight hair, but if it is replaced by Takasugi, it will feel like it has grown taller. Look, he is starting to grow taller." Walking on tiptoe."

"Wig, congratulations on finding a new meaning in life." Jiang Cheng continued.

"It's not a wig, it's Gui! By the way, my new direction is to vent your anger as a human sandbag?! Stop joking!"

"Anyway, I have to think about what to have for dinner, so I went back. I just don't have to bring the little devils to social practice. I have more time to think about the latest dinner. Goodbye."

Jiang Cheng was the first to get up, and walked towards the entrance unhurriedly.

Takasugi snorted lightly, and the second one left the seat and walked towards the entrance.

As for the last Yinshi, he stood up while scratching his head.

"In the new era, do you want to add some other elements to the Uji Silver Tokidon? Like honey or sweet ice cream..."

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While saying this, he also walked slowly towards the entrance. In the end, only Gui with his head down and his face clenched tightly was left in the whole room.

Of course, what Gui didn't know was that after the three of them went out, their expressions were all hidden in the shadows, and their steps were also strangely consistent.

……

On the pier at dusk, the three of Jiang Cheng quietly watched as they were leading a group of little ghosts to participate in social practice. Notes of obscurity.

"It's true what you said, but..." After speaking, Jiang Cheng finally raised his head, revealing a face that was close to a collapsed expression.

Yinshi also raised his head, his expression... obviously furious: "Isn't the missing thing obvious? For example, respect for seniors or something."

"Hmph ha ha ha ha..." Jiang Cheng laughed suddenly, the corners of his mouth were full of black belly, "Just use this."

Jiang Cheng took out the detonator and explosives.

"What about the love for my juniors..." Yinshi took out ropes, cement and a large iron bucket.

"Have you fallen too?" Takasugi looked contemptuous, and then pulled out the knife from his waist, "Guys who have been eliminated by the times, it is enough to use this kind of things that have been eliminated by the times."

Of course, the harsh words are true, but five minutes passed, and no one left.

"Yinshi, what are you doing? Didn't you say that they lack respect for their predecessors?"

"Aren't you the same? Hey, Takasugi, didn't you say what you want to do with your stuff that has been eliminated by the times."

"Ah, just cut the packaging bag of rice balls."

"Is it just a package for rice balls?!" Gintoki complained.

"Ah, speaking of it, I just want to fry fish or something. Since it's a new era, I'll eat some seafood that I usually hate the most."

"Really, I really want to go together, Jiang Cheng."

"Do you want to be so shameless?" Jiang Cheng was a little speechless, but then he turned his attention to Oboro and the five little devils not far away.

Looking at those new-age brats wearing safety helmets, with small faces around him, carefully listening to the precautions that he said, and carefully recording something in their notebooks, the three of Jiang Cheng Suddenly they laughed for no reason at the same time.

"It seems that the role of us old people is only the last one left, Yin Shi, Gao Zai."

"Ah, that's right."

"That is to say..." After speaking, Takasugi turned around without the slightest nostalgia.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi also turned around and left without the slightest nostalgia.

——It would be nice to sweep the road a little cleaner for the little devils.

"By the way, today Gao Zai said he would treat guests."

"When did I say that!"

"Then I want Uji silver rice bowl."

"Listen to me!"

"I want beef rice bowl for twenty people."

"Too much! By the way, can you really finish it?"

"It's the big president, and you're still so stingy." Yin Shi twitched the corners of his lips.

"What the **** do you think of the Ghost Soldier?"

"Isn't it the Lego army that the family gave a lot of spare money to build?"

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"As I said before, I have long since severed ties with that kind of family!"

"Then I want thirty servings." Jiang Cheng said again.

"Why!"

The three of them were chattering like they were when they were children, but they didn't realize that one person was missing.

As for the missing person—Katsura, sitting in the bright Edo Public Library, with a hairband with the words "meaning of life" tied on his forehead, staring at a person related to animal protection in front of him. What a tall book.

"Elizabeth! Absolutely... Absolutely write down all these things! Do you understand?!"

[Hi! Mr. Gui! 】

……

In a week's time, I followed Hao to participate in 18 social practice, that is to say, the five little devils who worked 18 jobs, and the time was fully arranged.

But there is no dissatisfaction, always showing a very satisfied expression.

From this point of view, it is indeed much better than the seniors (Jiang Cheng and others) who have no patience in this kind of thing.

For the little devils, this slightly taciturn man, no matter what the job is, as long as he works, he is meticulous and can always do all the work conscientiously.

The precautions for various tasks are explained very clearly and in an orderly manner.

And... very hardworking! There is almost no personal time, except for the necessary rest time, the rest of the time is working hard.

This kind of man is trusted and yearned for by the little ghosts.

This time, the job of several people is to serve as service personnel to maintain order at the space terminal.

The accident happened at this time.

……

【Urgent news, the space terminal has been attacked by unknown creatures. It is suspected that it is the desperado metal of the planet Saiputan, which will grow rapidly once it gets close to the metal, which slipped out of the private spaceship of a certain white... prince. octopus. 】

Looking at the morning real-time news broadcast on the TV, the idiot prince who only coded OO on his head, Jiang Cheng yawned and said: "Ah, this guy is here again Is it worth it? Wouldn’t it be good to just ban such a guy from entering the country?”

[Will you see the real-time report on the scene next? Junye anchor, Junye anchor. 】

[I'm Yuno at the scene,] the anchor Yuno with a sweet smile appeared in front of the camera in an instant, [audience friends, please look behind me, that is tightly wrapped around OO... no, it's the terminal of the universe The huge metal octopus standing there is exactly the Decepticon metal octopus that the host of the studio just said. 】

[As you can see, due to the contact with metal, the body of the metal octopus is still growing, and it has completely eroded the terminal station of the universe. 】

"Look! Someone!"

[Anyone? 】After hearing the words of the crowd, the anchor Yuye was puzzled, and at the same time the camera began to gradually zoom in on the octopus, 【There are really people! We can see that one, two, three, four...five children are tightly bound by one of the tentacles of the metal octopus! It is completely forbidden by the PTA! Elementary school students with tentacles...]

……

"Ah, a man with a head of white kelp rushed up! It's dangerous!"

The anchor of Yuye continued to explain with a worried face, but before he finished speaking, several figures passed by the anchor of Yuye one after another, so fast that it was almost difficult to catch.

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……

Under the setting sun, looking at Jiang Cheng and others who were calm and breezy, the little devils who had just been rescued were a little lost.

"You... why..."

"It is true that you have surpassed us a lot, and we may even be out of touch with this new era." Jiang Cheng, who was covered in oil, shrugged his shoulders.

"However, there are some things we can do." Yinshi said with a chuckle.

"For the students, it's okay to block a few falling stones." Gao Shan took the words with his back turned.

"No, so what..." Yintai complained, "Although the lines are really cool, but you didn't help at all, right? You were swallowed by the octopus when you rushed over, right? That's why you are covered Is it oily? Is it because of Mr. Oboro that I was rescued?"

Yinshi praised: "Not bad! Brat! It can be seen that we entered the stomach of that huge octopus in order to disintegrate it from the inside!"

"Who would believe it!!" Mrs. Yin complained loudly.

"Well, it's normal to see this." Jiang Cheng said with a chuckle.

"Don't just follow along so naturally!" Yicheng complained.

Takasugi turned his back and said, "If it's just this level, don't be too proud, brats."

"Proud of your size!" Takaya complained, "I'm here to help you!"

Oboro, who was wearing work clothes, said at this moment: "It's okay, after all, occasionally there will be such customers who don't listen to advice, as a staff member, we must always be ready to deal with emergencies like this. Alright, the job of responding is temporarily It's over, let's start the next security job."

Throw...throw...shame it! ! Although Jiang Cheng didn't change his expression, his heart almost collapsed.

I still want to take this opportunity to be handsome, but...it's too embarrassing! What happened to being swallowed without even saying a handsome line as soon as he appeared on the stage? Speaking of Gao Zai, even if you only show such an aloof back, you can't change the shameful fact!

"By the way, Mr. Hazy, why do you have to work so many jobs?" Thinking of something, Zhu suddenly asked.

"To pay off the debt."

"Hey?" × 5

After hearing Yun's answer ~IndoMTL.com~ the five little devils were stunned at the same time.

……

At the moment when the sun was setting, the five little devils officially ended their social practice ahead of schedule and joined Songyang.

Looking at the little ghost heads who were chattering excitedly beside Songyang, and slowly leaving with Songyang, at a certain moment, Jiang Cheng and the others saw their own figure.

Except... the paralyzed face who staggered under his feet and fell into the shadows sideways——.

Of course, this can’t be blamed. I would like to ask who has heard “Your life, where you only have to work to pay off your debts, do you think it’s meaningful?”, “Have you thought about dying in the past?”, “In short, absolutely After becoming such an adult", can you still remain calm?

Obscure is no exception, not to mention that those brats are still his juniors.

"Yinshi, it feels like we haven't lost." Jiang Cheng analyzed with his chin propped up.

"Indeed, in the end it seemed like a tie suddenly."

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Takasugi snorted and said, "On the battlefield, the battle situation will always change in an instant. I thought you understood this kind of thing ten years ago."

"In short, the matter has a happy ending. Go back, let's talk about dinner today."

With that said, Jiang Cheng was the first to wave goodbye and leave straight away.

Just as Jiang Cheng and the others left the space terminal one after another, Sougo, who was on vacation at Edo Shinkansen Station No. The luggage in Ye's hands...