Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 809: : The second part of the three-leaf blind date.

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"Ah, isn't this fourteen? What do you do in a place like this when you're on vacation?"

Fourteen's heart almost stopped suddenly due to the sudden sound behind him.

Fourteen reluctantly twitched the corners of his mouth, and said hahaha, "Ahahaha, it's nothing, nothing, just strolling around."

"That's it..."

Standing behind Fourteen who didn’t know when he arrived, Kondo in a ragged suit folded his hands, closed his eyes and continued solemnly: “Although it’s a bit impolite, but this telegraph pole is the place I took in advance, so I’m still here. Excuse me, Fourteen, you can change the pole."

"What is the seat you occupied in advance?" Fourteen couldn't help complaining.

"Actually, when I was a guest at Miss A Miao's house last night..."

Speaking, Kondo recalled the conversation between the siblings that he hid on the floor of A Miao's house last night:

Ah Miao: Xinchan, my sister is going to go shopping with A Liang on vacation tomorrow, do you need anything that my sister can bring for you?

Xin Baji: Ah, no need, sister. I don't have any special needs.

"...So, last night, I made a reservation in advance at this outdoor tea restaurant where Ms. A Miao usually comes, and it's here."

As he said that, Kondo adjusted his tie, brushed his hair that had been sprayed with hairspray, grinned, bit his teeth, and gave a thumbs up.

"It's just a stalker! What a reservation!" Fourteen crazily complained, "Why do you make it sound like you have an appointment! It's as if you're going to an appointment! Nothing at all This is necessary!"

"Fourteen, you don't understand." Kondo shook his head, put his hand on Fourteen's shoulders, his old face blushed, "Girls are like this, because they are shy and dare not propose invitations to men Yes. Ms. A Miao must be like this too, she must have wanted to invite me but was too embarrassed to say it in person, so she deliberately let me hear it in that way."

"It's too big!" Fourteen Bai complained with his eyes pressed down, "You just overheard it when you were a stalker! After all, why did you smell a bad smell?"

As he said that, Fourteen sniffed his nose and searched for the smell. After seeing the mosaic unknown object that was covered with toilet paper and faintly protruding from the gap in the toilet paper at his feet, he immediately turned his face. He became expressionless.

...This is probably what Kondo refers to as "occupancy" and "reservation".

"Did you see it? I made an appointment, so I can only invite you to another place."

Fourteen was a little crazy: "What kind of appointment is this! It's completely wild shit! Kondo-san, you should also pay attention! If the behavior of the police chief pulling wild **** in the street is exposed, it will be another big incident. Especially in this period of change, the prestige of the police among the people is the most important thing!"

"It's okay." Kondo smiled lightly and shook his head, "I've considered this kind of thing in advance."

"Great," Fourteen heaved a sigh of relief, "It seems that they have made a disguise in advance."

"No," Kondo shook his head again, showing a somewhat relieved expression, and looked at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle: "I just think that if it's for Miss A Miao, something like the police chief is not appropriate. .”

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After being silent for a long time, Fourteen said silently: "Kondo-san, how about I help you submit your resignation when you go back? Then you can be a stalker with peace of mind, right? Wouldn't that be better? What?"

"But having said that, what are you doing here, Fourteen? Is it also a date?"

"No, it's just walking around." Fourteen yelled, trying to divert Kondo's attention.

"That's it, if this is the case, please give up your seat. I have a hunch that Ms. A Miao will come here in thirty minutes. And my place is the best viewing angle!"

"You don't even cover it up, do you?! What does appreciation mean?! It's a stalker! No...it's like a more serious voyeurism! It's a crime!"

"It's not peeping! It's the humble love that can't bear to disturb Ms. A Miao! It's tenderness! It's considerate! It's understanding love!"

"What a ghost!! You are a wishful stalker!"

Kondo was not happy anymore, and said angrily: "Even if you are fourteen, I will not allow you to insult my love for Miss A Miao!"

"It's you who insulted yourself!" Fourteen retorted, "It's been insulting since you pulled wild **** here last night!"

At this time, because the two of them were arguing a bit, Sanye, who was chatting and laughing with Jiang Cheng, looked over.

But...

"Hey? I just heard a noise there."

Sanye covered her mouth and looked at the unmanned telephone pole not far away with some surprise.

"Maybe you got it wrong?" Jiang Cheng casually glanced at the electric pole not far away, and then smiled again, "Then, let's continue..."

"Hi." Mitsuba also bent her eyes and showed a smile.

At this time, Shishi, who was hiding behind the telephone pole and tightly covering Kondo's mouth, was relieved, and Kondo was almost dying.

……

"So that's how it is. I heard from Sougo that Ms. Sanye is going on a blind date in the next few days, but I didn't expect the first blind date to be Yoshihara's..."

Kondo, who was hiding behind the telephone pole with Shisi, looked at Jiang Cheng and the two who were still talking and laughing, and continued to himself: "It seems that the atmosphere is very good, Miss Sanye has been laughing. By the way, is it time for young people to be alone? Really, I want to go up and say hello, but since it's young people's alone time, I can only..."

Before he could finish speaking, Kondo suddenly heard a crackling sound next to his ear, and when he looked closely, he realized that it was the sound of Fourteen pinching a telephone pole.

The telegraph pole made of concrete and steel bars rattled under Fourteen's hands.

Kondo, who didn't have any special thoughts about all this, went on to say with some relief: "It seems that Ms. Sanye has finally come out of the previous failed relationship, you must be happy for her, right? Ten Four?"

Fourteen didn't answer, but those big bloodshot eyes seemed to be saying something silently.

"Really, it's really a guy with a lot of emotion, his eyes are red." Kondo said with emotion, "I'm so happy for her."

Fourteen didn't say a word, and raised his head to stare at Kondo, as if to say: ...you call me happy for her?

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Kondo once again looked at the two people who were chatting and laughing, and continued: "But what are the two people talking about? I'm really curious. If you know what they are talking about, you will know the extent of the two people. Now, the gift money and so on can be prepared earlier."

Gift...gift money!

Just two words caused a vein on Fourteen's face to burst, and blood spurted out.

"It seems that at this time, I can only use the lip-reading technique I learned in SPK to interpret the words of the two of them." Kondo nodded and continued on his own.

(SPK: An organization established by Nia against Kira in SecretforKIRA Death Note.)

Hearing these words, Fourteen blinked and stared blankly at Kondo.

"Speaking of which, does Jiang Chengsang have someone he likes?"

Sanye asked abruptly.

Kondo translator: Seriously, Jiang Chengsang, do you really like me?

Jiang Cheng smiled, waved his hands and said, "What stupid things are you talking about? How could such a thing happen, someone you like, do you think "Fake Gintama" is a romantic comedy?"

Kondo translator: Isn't that natural? There is no need to ask about this kind of thing. Of course I like you, Miss Sanye. Does Miss Sanye want to live a life similar to a romantic comedy with me?

"Huh? There is no one I like..." Sanye was a little surprised.

Kondo translator: Ah...I like you too...

Kaba Kaba...the telegraph pole and Fourteen are collapsing.

"But I heard from Mr. Jiang that there are obviously a lot of women around Jiang Chengsang, who seems to be called Yoshihara or something, and there are many, many women." Sanye continued.

Translator: But I know that there are many, many women around Jiang Chengsang, and the entire Yoshihara is your harem, so mine is a bit...

"That's not the case. Although they are a good group of women, they really don't think about that kind of thing now." Jiang Cheng smiled.

Translator: Don't worry about that kind of thing, compared to those women, now I just want to be with you.

"But if there are so many good women, at least one or two should be liked?"

Translator: Then tell me, where are one or two things you like most about me?

Jiang Cheng: "It's gone."

Translator: All!

Jiang Cheng: "And speaking of it, I always feel that the women around me are a bit bad."

Translator: Honestly, I can't wait to mess you up.

Jiang Cheng: "No, it's really bad."

Translator: No, I want to make you worse. (I want to make you more desperate.)

"However, I always feel that Jiang Chengsang is lying."

Translator: Then, let Jiang Chengsang like it.

"Really, some feelings are difficult to change even after entering the new era. Those of us who are still bound by the old era may find it really difficult to integrate into this new era."

Translator: Really? I will make you comfortable with skills beyond your expectations. You know the skills I have honed in the past, but it will really make you feel like you have entered a new era.

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"That's it...it turns out to be a matter of mood."

Translator: That's good, just be comfortable.

Finally, this time, the pole did not withstand Fourteen's grip.

Card!

Boom!

The telegraph pole that had been directly crushed collapsed, and the dust that rose up almost burst all the veins on his face, and Shisi, whose face was covered in blood, completely disappeared.

"Ala, what's going on?" Sanye asked in surprise, covering her mouth.

"I don't know." Jiang Cheng shrugged.

"Excuse me a little bit."

Sanye stood up and nodded slightly.

……

Just when Jiang Cheng put down his hand waving at Sanye who was going to the bathroom, there was a sudden pain in the back of his head, a sudden blackness in front of his eyes, and then he completely lost consciousness.

……

When Jiang Cheng regained his sight, he was already buried in a certain wilderness. The parts below his neck were buried underground, only his head was exposed to the surface.

Beside it was a dead tree with a crooked neck, and the squeaky crows on the tree seemed to be telling Jiang Cheng where this place was.

Jiang Cheng also had half a telephone pole and a sack beside him, presumably they were the murder weapons at that time.

Looking at the somewhat familiar back who was slowly leaving in the distance, Jiang Chengcheng just squinted his eyes and remained silent.

...This guy is actually so strong in certain situations.

……

The next day, morning.

Fourteen, who thought that the blind date would be temporarily suspended, was even worse when he passed by the coffee shop and saw through the window a certain suit and leather shoes with natural curly silver hair sitting opposite Mitsuba.

Songyang, who was sitting next to Yinshi with his hands in his hands and eyes bent, smiled and said, "Okay, then it's time for young people to be alone? I don't know much about this kind of thing, but it shouldn't be. Wrong?"

"That's not the problem, Songyang." Yin Shi twitched the corners of his mouth and complained, "The problem is why are you here?"

"Yinshi, I still know about the so-called being a teacher for one day and being a father for the rest of your life, teacher." Songyang said with some relief, "It happens to be a holiday, and after receiving the notice, I came here non-stop .By the way, please take care of the ticket and accommodation.”

"I don't care! Who's the notification?! It's too fast!"

"Crew."

"What's the meaning of the crew's notice! By the way, did you become you after the wig didn't come to the camera?! Even though both of them have long hair! Even though they both have long hair!"

"But having said that, I really didn't expect it," Songyang continued with a full face of emotion, "Teacher, I actually had the opportunity to witness such a scene. I really grew up."

"No, I haven't written my horoscope yet, teacher, can you stop being so emotional?"

"I'm sorry, I just ordered another wagyu beef and another bottle of red wine."

"Songyang! Give me enough!"

"When Sakata Yin was written at the beginning of the invoice, yes, this is my very outstanding disciple."

"Don't think that if you say something about an outstanding disciple, I will pay for it! Don't be kidding!"

In short, Oboro, who is still working diligently to pay off the debts, somehow has some strange debts on her body.

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……

At dusk.

Under the crow's crow, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, whose heads were exposed on the ground, stared wide-eyed.

It's like saying: ... You are here too.

It is still a familiar modus operandi. When the young man gets along alone and the woman goes to the bathroom, he is skillfully knocked out and bagged...

The time came to the third day unconsciously.

Songyang, Gui, and Elizabeth sat quietly opposite Sanye and Sougo.

"Alara, I really didn't expect that I would have the opportunity to witness such a scene in my life."

Songyang repeated his lines from yesterday, and Oboro's debt increased without knowing it.

The sun is setting.

Gui, Yinshi, and Jiang Cheng were relatively silent.

...How many days will it be buried? By the way, why did this product come?

"Wig, you too..." Jiang Cheng half-closed his eyes and hesitated to speak.

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui corrected, and then showed a look of indignation, "Damn it! I didn't expect to encounter meteorites or something when I went on a blind date with Elizabeth!"

"Meteorite, you are so big! No matter how you look at it, it has nothing to do with meteorites!" Yinshi complained~IndoMTL.com~Wait a minute, Yinshi. "Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted, "Just now the wig said that he is not a blind date, that is to say..."

Within half an hour, Elizabeth was also brought over and planted in the ground.

Jiang Cheng and others:...

Day four.

Looking at Songyang who was half buried in the soil with only his head left, Jiang Cheng was silent for a long time before asking: "Songyang, is there anything else you need to do?"

"It was just when I was telling that Miss Sanye that there were still two disciples of marriageable age, I was knocked out suddenly and came here after waking up."

"Ah, smart way." Yinshi replied silently.

"But having said that, everyone is here, so who will that woman go on a blind date with today?" Jiang Cheng asked.

Songyang smiled and said, "Didn't you two know this kind of thing from the beginning?"

"Hmph, that idiot really hasn't changed at all." Yinshi twitched the corners of his mouth with a look of disdain.

"That's right." Jiang Cheng chuckled lightly, without denying it.

……

Shishi, who was out of breath, covered in tatters and had run for countless times, just stood beside the booth, bowed his head and said nothing.

Sanye, who had just returned from the toilet, looked at Shishi standing aside, and finally smiled from the bottom of her heart.

After a long time, I asked a question...

"Excuse me, are you my blind date today?"

As for Fourteen, he clenched his fist and remained silent for a long time before replying in a low voice.

"...ah, yes."