Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 81: :The relationship between having hair and the relationship without hair actually mean the same thing…

Unlike Gintoki, Jiang Cheng was a little overwhelmed after hearing Kagura's words.

"I didn't expect Kagura-chan to recognize me too~" Jiang Cheng couldn't stop his tears from being moved.

"No, I don't think it's..." Shinbaha spit out expressionlessly.

"Cut, who said it wasn't?" Yin Shi raised his head and instantly switched to a disdainful expression, "I've always known that."

"Who are you lying to?!" Shinba roared, "Do you think you can get over it by changing your expression and tone?!!"

"In this situation, if I'm the only one who doesn't know about it, doesn't it make Yinsang an idiot? You can show me the atmosphere, Xinbaha!" Yinshi leaned beside Xinbaha and reminded in a low voice road.

"Yinshi, you..." Jiang Cheng looked at Yinshi in disbelief, "I thought you would be furious and ask me for alimony, but I didn't expect..."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng was moved to tears again.

"The alimony issue will be discussed after the matter is over..." Yin Shi said in a low voice, then looked at everyone, "Then let Jiang Cheng treat the guests to dinner when everyone is reunited today!"

"Do you really want alimony, you unscrupulous person?!!" Xin Ba Hao was already unable to complain, "And it's a family reunion, what does it have to do with you!!"

Just as everyone happily went to the hotel together, the owner of Xinghai Fang, who was kicked away by Jiang Cheng, finally woke up.

"Who, who will pull me... The waist seems to be broken..."

But no one noticed...

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"Hey, do you really want to eat in such a luxurious place?" Xin Ba Haw looked at this magnificent hotel in disbelief.

"Ah, if it turns out to be that guy's older sister, this bit of etiquette is basic." Yueyong explained in a formal suit that she didn't know when to change, and Qingta had already been sent back to Yoshihara by Yueyong.

"Why are you so formal? And when did you change your clothes..."

Just when Xin Ba Hao finished complaining, a smiling Jiang Chengcheng walked over to the crowd.

"Just in time, a guest just vacated a private room," Jiang Cheng said as he walked up to Jiang Hua with an obedient expression.

"Thank you for your hard work," Jiang Hua said with a smile.

"Not at all," Jiang Cheng quickly replied, "Let's go up quickly!"

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"Hey, what's the matter with the bunch of people lying at the door of the private room?" Xin Ba Haw asked with black lines all over his head as he sat on the seat.

"Hey? Is there such a thing?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled, and then explained to himself, "Maybe it's a guest who drank too much."

"Drinking a lot of farts! You must have been knocked out!"

However, Jiang Cheng turned his face to Jiang Hua as if he didn't hear it at all. He was still very well-behaved, "I don't know what my sister likes to eat, so I ordered all the dishes."

"Although Jiang Chengsang is quite reliable on weekdays, that well-behaved expression... is really unbelievable..." Xin Baha whispered.

"By the way, I forgot to introduce you, this glasses boy is Kagura's colleague," Jiang Xingxiang suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly introduced Jiang Hua to everyone, "and glasses are really not the body. , although I was surprised when I first met."

"It's not surprising!" Shinpachi shouted, standing up at the same time, facing Jiang Hua and introducing himself, "I'm Shimura Shinpachi! Please take care!"

"This one with natural curly silver hair is..."

Jiang Cheng was interrupted by Yin Shi before he could finish speaking.

"In short, I'm basically the equivalent of Kagura's father on Earth, in other words, your husband..."

Jiang Cheng didn't give Yin Shi a chance to finish, because the waiter just walked in with the dining cart. Jiang Cheng grabbed the fruit parfait from the dining car and threw it on Yinshi's face, "Yinshi! Your favorite fruit parfait is here!"

"What are you doing?!" Yin Shi got up and shouted, "You have wasted a good fruit parfait! Hey, waiter, let's get three more of the same fruit parfait."

"I know you," Jiang Hua said with a smile, "I have read all the letters written by Kagura, Gin-chan, right?"

"Ah? When did Kagura write a letter?" Gintoki continued, flattered, "But since you know me, ma'am, it's a great honor."

"By the way, and you, it's said to be glasses with human skin." Jiang Hua turned his head to Xin Baji and said with a smile, "But he looks like a good boy."

Xin Baha scratched his head and laughed embarrassedly after hearing this.

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"Gin-sang, I really can't believe that the beauty is actually the mother of Kagura-chan," Shinbaha said with some emotion, looking at Kagura and Jiang Cheng who were fighting for food, and Sitting between the two of them, Jiang Hua was smiling, "It's really gentle and beautiful. Kagura sauce doesn't seem to have inherited Ms. Jiang Hua's advantages at all..."

"Ah? What did you say?" Yin Shi raised his head and asked. At this time, Yin Shi had just eaten the last parfait, with a satisfied expression on his face, "Parfait is really the best!"

"Have you ever listened to anyone?"

"Of course, the mother who praised Kagura is beautiful and gentle." Gintoki continued casually, "Isn't this kind of answer obvious? Mother is so gentle and considerate, that's why children are like this. Willful, isn't that normal?"

Just then, the private room door was pushed open.

The owner of Xinghaifang rushed in with a bouquet of flowers, "Fuck you! I'm here!"

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng had already stood up, still with an unpretentious kick, and then... the master of Xinghai Fang was kicked away again.

"It's really dangerous," Jiang Cheng said with a sigh of relief, "I didn't expect that perverted bald lo*ic*n to come here, fortunately I responded quickly!"

"That...that..." Shinbaha tried to explain, but was interrupted by Kagura.

"Uncle is amazing!" Kagura shouted.

"This is so-so," Jiang Cheng said and closed the private rooms again, "Okay, the annoying flies have been driven away, let's start eating again! Kagura sauce, our big eater competition It's not over yet! Just now I saw that you secretly ate another piece of meat while I kicked that perverted bald lo*ic*n away! How cunning~"

Just as Jiang Chenggang was about to turn around and walk towards the table, the door was opened again. To be precise, it was directly knocked open. The whole door was shattered, and the shards of wood flew towards the table. But fortunately, Jiang Cheng responded quickly, he took the umbrella next to him and held it up, blocking all the broken wood chips.

"You stinky boy! Who are you calling a perverted bald lo*ic*n!" The Xinghaifang Master suppressed his anger and said, "The first time I didn't want to have the same knowledge as you, this second time, I have to teach and teach well. You! It's just 20 years since I haven't seen you..."

Jiang Cheng pulled out his ears, his face full of indifference. Before the master of Xinghaifang had finished speaking, Jiang Cheng slapped the master of Xinghaifang again, and scolded him as he stepped on it: "Who are you?! The deputy looks very familiar?! It's just a bald man! It's just a lo*ic*n! Can you really be lawless if you are a policeman?! How dare you follow me to the hotel!"

Jiang Cheng's last kick was towards Xinghai Fangzhu's crotch, [Success! 】Jiang Cheng thought so, but the owner of Xinghai Fang didn't give Jiang Cheng this chance and raised his hand to block Jiang Cheng's feet.

"What a pity!" Kagura said.

"Hey, what a pity?! Do you really want Jiang Chengsang to stomp on your father's [beep—]?" Xin Bazhu frantically complained.

"No, it's not a pity at all." Jiang Cheng turned his head and smiled at Kagura. At the same time, he began to exert force on his feet, and stepped down with the hand of the master of Xinghai Fang...

"Ah——!!!"

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"Do you really want me to cut off my descendants?!" The owner of Xinghai Fang sat at the dining table and said angrily, "But your goal is impossible to succeed! I have already planted the seeds! Kagura is me and Jiang Hua's love. Crystallization!"

An umbrella was accurately inserted on the wall next to the master of Xinghai Fang, "Yeah, there seems to be a mosquito over there~" Jiang Cheng said, covering his mouth.

"Even if you don't want to admit it, there's nothing you can do! I'm your brother-in-law!" The owner of Xinghai Fang laughed and said ~IndoMTL.com~ Jianghua's here and there has been contaminated by me! Boy, you have no chance! "

"Is that so?" Jiang Hua asked with a smile.

"Of course it's true!" The owner of Xinghai Fang did not realize that Jiang Hua said this.

Then, there was no more. The head of Xinghaifang Fang was smashed into the ceiling by Jiang Hua, and only one body remained exposed.

"Xin Baji..." Yin Shi said to Xin Baji with a black face, "It's not that there are no similarities..."

"Well, I understand..."

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"Well, can the two of you go out to fight?" Xin Ba Hao said, looking at Jiang Cheng and Xinghai Fangzhu who were on the verge of breaking out in front of him.

"Yes, I'm just afraid that this bald guy won't dare." Jiang Cheng said with narrowed eyes.

"Bald, you can't stop shouting! I don't even think about whose fault it is! My hair follicle goddess will leave me!" Xinghaifang shouted.

"Do you want to blame me for this too? Do you just want to escape from reality?!" Jiang Cheng roared.

"It's not your fault who's fault! It's all because of what you said 20 years ago that the goddess of hair follicles left me! It's all your fault! I look at it every day. My own hair! Just watching it leave the top of my head a little bit like this, this feeling... Do you understand?!" After speaking, the master of Xinghai Fang looked at Kagura, "Kagura, do you see it? This is it. Dude, this guy is the one who made Dad bald!"

Kagura: "..."

"I don't understand at all! It has something to do with me!" Jiang Cheng realized that he had made a slip of the tongue as soon as he finished shouting, "It has nothing to do with Mao, ah, no, it doesn't matter anyway!"