Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 811: : No matter what stage of life you reach, you can have a new beginning.
Chapter 811: No matter what stage of life you reach, you can have a new beginning.
The small room was eerily silent.
Yin Shi had a black line on his forehead, and the corner of his eyes twitched as he looked at Song Yang with a smile on his face.
Takasugi's face was expressionless, but he seemed to say: ... Is this teacher really the teacher I used to be?
Gui frowned and thought to herself, thinking about what she should say when she saw Shi Niang.
As for the last Jiang Cheng, he looked up at the ceiling and wandered into the sky.
This state has lasted for nearly five minutes after Jiang Cheng roughly said what Songyang wanted to do.
No one spoke during the period, or it may just be because this sudden "change" is too "sensational" so I don't know what to say.
Finally...
"What the **** are you kidding!" Yin Shi took the lead in spraying, "Songyang, what the **** are you doing? Isn't there really a problem with the ball around your neck? Are you a teacher now? Your responsibility is not Do you teach those stinky **** a lesson? Why are you urging us to get married like your mother? Does your head really matter?"
"Hmph," Gao Shan snorted coldly, "If there is nothing else, I will go back. Also, Songyang, don't do this kind of thing because of such a boring thing next time."
"Ms. Jiang Hua," Songyang looked back at Jiang Hua, who was leaning against the door smoking a cigarette and did not speak from the beginning to the end, expressing his deep regret and regret: "I am deeply regretful, as you said, I did not even act. They have not been taught the most basic things about human beings. So, this time, allow me to make up for this regret myself with your assistance."
"What's the pity?" Jiang Cheng curled his lips and muttered in a low voice, "It's obvious that he was bored alone, so he gathered his former students to play together? What a selfish fellow."
Songyang didn't get angry, and after pressing Takasugi's half body, who was just about to get up, onto the floor, he raised his hands again and looked at the disciples in front of him with a smile on his face.
Seeing the blood dripping from the corners of his mouth, without saying a word, and staring at Songyang Gao Sugi, Jiang Cheng and the others were silent.
"Since everyone has calmed down, then I will start making up the class." Songyang said with a smile, and then raised an index finger: "First of all, family is the most important part of human beings. Growing up constantly, and some growth and knowledge can only be acquired gradually after obtaining a family.
In other words, people who don't have a family can never learn. Even speaking, a life without a family, a partner or even a child is an incomplete life. As your former teacher, I couldn't bear to see that your life was incomplete, so I had no choice but to do this. "
Jiang Cheng complained: "Well... Songyang, shouldn't you say this to yourself first? You haven't had that kind of thing in five hundred years, right? Why can a guy who hasn't had that kind of thing in five hundred years? Preaching on such things to us who are only in our twenties?"
"No, Jiang Cheng." Songyang shook his head, then put his right hand on his chest, smiled and said, "Teacher, I...is already my third wife, and my current wife is called Okada Luo..."
"Nothing about seiyuu!" Yin Shi instantly complained.
(Hiroshi Yamadera: Voice actor. First wife: Kanai Mika, twelve years. Second wife: Tanaka Rie, six years. Third wife: Okada Robin Shoko, married in June 2021 till now ——)
"Yahahahie," Songyang shook his head and sighed, "It seems that ordinary preaching can't make you honestly accept this kind of thing that you will inevitably experience in life, then..."
Seeing the sudden change in his aura, Songyang, who began to exude an unbelievable cold aura and murderous aura, Jiang Cheng's expressions suddenly changed.
"Wait!"
Yin Shi shouted out in cold sweat.
"Anyway, wait a minute! You switch that very virtual mode to Songyang mode first!"
Songyang suddenly put away his strange arrogance, and put on a faint smile again on his face: "Huh? Is there anything else you want to say?"
"This guy... is very dangerous. Did he just want to say his last words?" Yin Shi twitched the corners of his mouth and complained, "It always feels like that guy is still alive in this body before he dies."
"Nothing to say, then go to the ground...ahem, let's continue."
"Wait for me!!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi shouted at the same time.
"Songyang, let's ignore the nonsense you said, and even if you want to break into this kind of thing, you should take your time, right?"
Jiang Cheng nodded, took Yinshi's words, closed his eyes and said: "Yes, now is the era of free love, this kind of obsessive old custom like arranged marriage has long been out of fashion. Now, Songyang."
"Well...because the teacher has no experience in this kind of thing, so just follow the old method."
"Huh? The previous method?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled, "You mean blind date?"
"No, that's not what I'm talking about." Songyang shook his head again, and in the next instant, the momentum of his body changed again, and said coldly: "I mean the method of educating disobedient students..."
"Do you still remember that you are a teacher?!" ×3
Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi, and Takasugi complained at the same time.
"Hey, it's enough. Unlike you and these idiots, I still have a lot of things to do." Takasugi said coldly.
Songyang was silent, just exuding a dangerous aura.
Jiang Cheng said seriously: "Yes, unlike these idiots, my battle is not over, even today..."
Today is... the release day of the game that Jiang Cheng has been looking forward to for a long time.
Songyang remained silent, like a cold stone.
Yin Shi was a little helpless and said: "This farce of mother's urging marriage should end early. Today, the Master's House finally received a commission, before I am late..."
Songyang was silent and motionless like a mountain.
"In short, I have roughly formulated 33 demands for my wife in my mind," Gui, who had been disconnected for a long time, finally said, "First of all, can you guarantee that we will treat our former students and our fellow students after passing through the door? The first and most crucial point is to have a consistent attitude towards the current and even future students. Because it may also involve issues such as the distribution of the teacher's inheritance in the future, this point can be said to be the most important! The second is the second... "
Boom!
Jiang Cheng, who smashed Gui to the ground with a head hammer, complained loudly: "You guy didn't listen at all! It's all about us! In short, stop, Songyang. We don't have any..."
Boom! ! !
A very loud bang sounded in the ears of Jiang Cheng and the others, and the smoke that erupted completely enveloped Jiang Cheng and the others in an instant.
"Sanitation must be done well, Jiang Cheng."
Songyang folded his fists, showing his usual kind expression~IndoMTL.com~ See? There's a lonely cockroach over there~ What a poor child, if this cockroach had a partner or even a child, maybe the situation would be much better, after all... I can accompany it on the road to prevent it from being so lonely. "
"How good is the situation!" Yin Shi frantically complained, "I can't hear it at all! It sounds even more cruel! Why do you feel emotional when you say it! That's just a cockroach!"
"Hey, Songyang," Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, raised his eyes and glanced at the white kelp head behind Songyang who had been silent from beginning to end - Long, "Even so, but you don't Do you think this kind of thing needs to be done one by one?"
By the way, a few months ago, Long finally paid off Songyang's debt.
After paying off the debt, Long returned to the countryside where Songyang was located. Relying on some qualifications, it was logical to become the dean of Matsushita Elementary School and also a physical education teacher.
"That's right." Yin Shi, who had seen through Jiang Cheng's routine, echoed indifferently, "This kind of thing should come one by one, isn't there a big disciple before us?"
The three words for eldest disciple, Yin Shi bit hard.
"Ah, about this matter, it's actually one of the purposes of our visit. In fact, he...is going to get married in the near future."
“Huh?”×2
Jiang Cheng and the others were dumbfounded at the same time, looked at Songyang who made such a jaw-dropping remark, and then stared blankly at Hao, whose cheeks seemed to be slightly flushed...
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