Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 82: :Dad who lost hair follicles…

"I just admitted it! I admit that there is a relationship with [Mao]! I also admit that there is a relationship between [No Mao]!" Xinghaifang shouted, "Kagura, this guy really admitted it! So he's our enemy! He's the enemy of Dad's hair follicles! And he's the culprit behind the discord in our family!"

Kagura: "..."

"This lie is too far!" Jiang Cheng roared, "I just predicted it! I predicted the fact that you will eventually become bald!"

"Hey? Really?" Xinghai Fangzhu couldn't believe it, "Can you predict when my hair follicle goddess will come back to me!"

"Don't think about it for the rest of your life!" Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation.

"Damn, let's get out of here, the earth is really too dangerous, and monsters that eat other people's hair follicles are lurking here." The owner of Xinghaifang said solemnly to Jiang Hua, who was beside him.

"Who do you say is a monster that eats other people's hair follicles!"

Looking at Jiang Cheng and Xinghai Fangzhu, who were getting louder and fiercer, everyone stood up silently and took two steps back.

"Boy, are you capable of going out to practice?!"

"Bald people should talk less, don't think that it will be the same as a certain work next door. Being bald doesn't necessarily mean getting stronger."

"Stop talking nonsense!"

Saying that, the two walked out side by side, pushing and shoving.

"Mummy, neither of them have umbrellas..." Kagura said, pointing to the umbrella in the corner.

"Maybe it's night..." Jiang Hua said with a smile, but of course he didn't think so. And Jiang Hua knows that these two people must not go out to fight...

"So..."

…

"The wine you're drinking is really powerful," said the owner of Xinghai Fang after tasting Jiangcheng's liquor.

"It's okay, I prefer this kind of drink." Jiang Cheng replied, pouring himself a glass of wine again.

At this time, Jiang Cheng and Xinghai Fangzhu are in a small izakaya, and they are not as anxious as before.

"I don't know if Sister Jiang Hua will see through our vulgar acting skills..." Jiang Cheng said with a sigh after drinking a cup.

"Sure, Jiang Hua has always been smarter than anyone..." Xinghai Fangzhu hesitated, "However, I really should give you a toast to your face. If it wasn't for you, maybe I would have lost Jiang Hua long ago. Not just me, but Kagura and..."

"Don't say that," Jiang Cheng looked at the izakaya owner with his wine glass in his hands, "Maybe I did something wrong or maybe we didn't fully understand Sister Jiang Hua's mood. Perhaps, from The moment she followed you away from An'an twenty years ago, she was ready for her own death, but I... forced her to live in that way..."

"You... do you already know? Jiang Hua's true identity!" It was Xinghai Fangzhu's turn to be shocked, "So you say your own true identity..."

"Do you really think I'm an idiot?" Jiang Cheng looked at the master of Xinghai Fang with a look of disgust, "You can only deceive Kagura-chan for such a stupid reason. As for me... forget it. Yes. Now, what about that stinky boy? That stinky boy with a stinky face? What's his name?"

"Shenwei, the name is Shenwei," Xinghai Fangzhu continued, "Since [that] time, Shenwei ran away from home, and I heard that he is now heading towards the goal of One Piece."

"Shenwei? This name seems a little familiar."

"Really? Is Shenwei so famous? Is it more famous than my father, the owner of Xinghai Fang?" Xinghai Fangzhu's face began to tangle, "I might really be laughed at by Jiang Hua now, and being surpassed by his son. …”

"Wait, wait for me to think about it..." Said, Jiang Chengcheng began to think hard, "That's right! Master Feng Xian said this name! I remember that he mistaken me for Shenwei at that time. !”

"Fengxian? Wait a minute!" The owner of Xinghai Fang suddenly heard a familiar name again, "How did you know Fengxian? Is that guy okay?"

"Hey? Is that old man your friend?"

After a moment of silence, the master of Xinghaifang said slowly, "No, he's just an annoying guy."

"Is that so..." Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, "But he seems to know Shenwei."

"Where is Fengxian now?"

"Finished."

"Souga, it turned out to be finished..." The owner of Xinghaifang nodded, "What does it mean to finish?"

"I don't know..."

"So..."

…

Looking at the other side, everyone had almost eaten, Kagura rubbed her belly that was even more exaggerated than she was pregnant in October while picking her teeth with her other hand.

At this time, everyone is chatting.

"Master of Xinghai Fang?! That bald man turned out to be the famous Master of Xinghai Fang!" Xin Ba Hao couldn't believe it, but just after he finished speaking, he realized that it was rude to say this in front of his wife, and quickly apologized, "I'm not On purpose..."

"It doesn't matter, what I said is the truth anyway... hiccup~" Kagura said nonchalantly, and then hiccupped.

"By the way, Mommy, do you want to visit the Master's House where I work?" Kagura excitedly suggested to Jiang Hua who was beside him.

"Can you?" Jiang Hua cast a questioning look at Yin Shi across the table.

"Okay..." Yin Shi covered his mouth as soon as Xin Baji finished speaking.

"If possible, please visit tomorrow... At this time, the company has no employees..." Yinshi continued.

"Company?" Jiang Hua was a little puzzled, turned his head and asked Kagura, "When did you change jobs? Why didn't you tell your mother in the letter?"

"I haven't changed it, but Gin-chan said before that we should call him the president."

"It doesn't matter, I actually understand your situation very clearly in the letter. For example, let an underage girl sleep in a cupboard, the weather is so hot that the explosion will take the money that was originally going to buy an air conditioner to play with small steel balls, and There is never a salary... As a mother, I know all about it." Jiang Hua said with a smile.

However, this smile is a little different in Yin Shi's eyes, Yin Shi swallows his saliva unconsciously, "Actually, there is a reason for that..."

"Why?"

"Ah, the reason why Kagura-chan sleeps in the cupboard is because..."

Before Ginshi finished speaking here, Yueyong over there had already made the first call to a certain number.

"Mosimoxi, house renovation, Kabukicho Master House, add a loft, and the invoice is written by Jiang Cheng."

"Hey? Is there going to be an attic?!" Kagura was a little excited.

"Are you ready to remodel my house before the master speaks?!" Yin Shi shouted, "Why don't you listen to my opinion?!"

"I suggest you don't talk anymore... In the last [Moji] incident, the whole house finally flew away! It was Jiang Chengsang who lent us money to repair the house again!" Shinpachi Haw complained, "Also, that house isn't yours either! You're just a tenant!"

"That's what I mean! That house belongs to that mother-in-law! If you want to remodel, you need to ask the mother-in-law first!" Yin Shi said.

"Do you really think so? Do you really think about that mother-in-law? Are you really the usual Yinsang?! Isn't there really something like a house grab?!" New Ba Hao couldn't help but ask.

"What are you thinking about?!" Yin Shi couldn't help knocking Xin Baji's head, and then whispered, "At this time, you should try to look like a reliable adult, otherwise If Kagura's mother gets angry, give it to us... By the way, you will tidy up the whole house for me! Make sure it is clean and tidy and looks like a luxury villa!"

"What does a luxury villa look like?!" Shin Baha whispered back, "This request is too much! And I don't think Kagura's mother is that kind of person."

"You're too tender, Xin Ba Ha, a creature like mother is all for the existence of a child who can become a superman!" Said, Yin Shi looked at the big hole in the ceiling that was knocked out by the owner of Xinghai Fang, " And this one might really be Superman in every sense..."

Xin Ba Ha looked at Jiang Hua who was talking and laughing with Yue Yong, and instantly disapproved of Yin Shi's words.

…

"Did I say you're really just traveling with your wife?" Jiang Cheng looked disbelieving.

"How is that possible!" The owner of Xinghaifang quickly retorted, "What is tourism! It is called cultivating new interests! You won't understand~IndoMTL.com~ After all, he is still an unmarried boy, even if he grows taller. He's just a little boy."

"There's no difference at all!" Jiang Cheng roared, "I thought I was here to see Kagura-chan! Are you right to Kagura-chan?!"

"...you say so, indeed," Xinghai Fangzhu continued, "but isn't there an [uncle] like you? And I can see it, whether it's in a letter or something that can be seen and touched. Kagura is fine, Kagura looks really happy..."

"It's really disgusting to hear the word [uncle] from your mouth!" Jiang Cheng complained, then his eyes softened, "Kagura-chan must have always wanted to reunite with his uncle and mother. , my brother lives together."

"Hey, where's Dad? Did you leave Dad there?" Xinghai Fangzhu reminded.

"That child, lost his father since he was a child..."

"Hey! Dad is still alive! Can you not curse people to death!"

"Can you listen to what people have to say," Jiang Cheng said again, "that child lost his father's hair follicles since he was a child."

"This is barely okay, but it's just the loss of hair follicles. The father who lost the hair follicle is still a father! Add my father to me!"

"Then start over..." After speaking, Jiang Cheng's eyes softened again, "Kagura-chan, I must have always wanted to reunite with my family, with my uncle, mother, brother, and father... …”

The master of Xinghaifang nodded when he heard this.

"The hair follicles of..."

The master of Xinghaifang... flipped the table...

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