Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 83: :Even if they don’t say it, parents can see their child’s growth at a glance!

"You stinky brat, what do you mean?!" The owner of Xinghaifang grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar and said angrily, "Why are there still hair follicles in the end?! Are they reunited with the hair follicles?! Where have I been?! What the **** am I? Where?! But then again, will the hair follicles really come back? Will they really come back?!"

"Isn't your request already met!" Jiang Cheng retorted, "Didn't I already give you the attribution of father...?! Also, give up on hair follicles, absolutely not. back."

"I will definitely be back! I just went to study abroad!"

"I must have encountered a hair follicle dealer when I was studying abroad! I will never return to China!"

"I will go back to China! I will definitely return to my father's smooth country! I will definitely return to my country with long blond hair!"

"Hey! You two give me some peace! Do you know if it affects other customers?!" the shop owner shouted.

"Private Marseille..."×2

The master of Xinghaifang poured himself a glass of shochu again, took it up and drank it, and then slowly said with some emotion: "It's really incredible, the kid at that time has grown to such a level. Now, if I hadn't seen you, I would never have imagined that time has passed so long..."

"No, as long as you touch your head every day, you will definitely understand that time is gone forever..."

"To be honest, I really haven't changed at all. I'm still so unrestrained and suave, and standing with Jiang Hua is still a good match." Xinghaifang continued.

"Hey, are you listening to someone? I said, can you touch your head? What is a good match? Standing with Sister Jiang Hua now will only make people think you are a nouveau riche!"

"Nouveau riche? Nouveau riche?! Outbreak!" Xinghaifang's eyes lit up, "Really?! Does my hairstyle really look like an afro?! Is it really that thick?!"

"Ah, indeed, the level of idiots has not changed..." Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly.

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"Mummy, this is our landlord Alu, Granny Dengshi." Kagura excitedly introduced Jiang Hua.

At this time, Kagura was dragging Jiang Hua to the Dengshi store downstairs in the Master's House, accompanied by Yinshi and Yueyong. As for Xin Bazhu, Yinshi secretly arranged a secret mission.

"Kagura usually thank you for taking care of you." Jiang Hua said with a smile, "I am Kagura's mother, and my name is Jiang Hua."

"Where," Granny Denshi originally wanted to complain, but when she saw Jiang Hua's gentle expression, her heart softened instantly, "Kagura-chan has always been very good."

"Hey, Baba, do you dare to tell the truth? Where is this little girl with such a big appetite? If I remember correctly, she often eats and drinks here for free, right?" Yin Shi approached Granny Denshi whispered in her ear.

"Are you still a person when you speak ill of your child in this situation?" Granny Denshi whispered, "Although you look like an idiot, you don't need to be so obvious as an idiot, right? Of course, in this situation, Do your best to praise the child to reassure the mother? And... Kagura-chan is not free to eat and drink, Jiang Chengjun will come to help Kagura-chan to settle the bill once a month."

"Hey? Really! What about Yinsang's account? Have I settled the rent I owe and the money I usually eat and drink?" Yinshi's eyes lit up and asked.

"No, Jiang Chengjun only paid for Kagura-chan's meal." Granny Denshi replied without hesitation.

"This bastard! Since I've already paid the money, why didn't I even settle Yin Sang's account together! It's obviously not bad! Isn't it right to help a bad friend?!" Yin Shi said unhappily. .

"A friend who is selfish and depraved is not worth helping." Granny Dengshi extended a finger and continued, "That's what Jiang Chengjun said~"

"Ha?! That bastard! I don't even think about who helped him raise his niece with all his might!"

"Niece?"

"Don't you know? That **** turned out to be the uncle of this strange little girl! Yin Sang was shocked when I found out!" Yin Shi whispered.

"I don't know, I thought it was my sister or something," Granny Denshi glanced at Yin Shi in surprise, "Could it be that you just found out that the two of them are related? Your idiot is so vividly displayed?"

Gintoki fell into deep thought after listening to it. Could it be that I am really an idiot? Is Yin Sang really an idiot? Why does everyone know it but only Yin Sang doesn't? Why? I... shouldn't I really have a problem with my IQ? Would you like to go to a nearby brain hospital?

"This is Catherine, who introduced Aru in a letter to my mother..." Kagura pointed to the wonderful creature in a green kimono with cat ears and a beard and introduced Jiang Hua to the side.

Jiang Hua nodded.

"Introduction? Indeed, a beauty like me really needs a solemn introduction. After all, getting to know a beauty like me is something to be proud of and something worth telling my mother in my hometown!"

"Shut up the guy who didn't even learn the first lesson of life well!" Granny Denshi couldn't help knocking Katherine's fist.

"The first lesson of life?" Katherine asked in confusion, rubbing the big bag on her head.

"Just to have a clear understanding of yourself!" Granny Dengshi took a cigarette and explained. Everyone just wanted to nod, but after hearing Granny Dengshi's next words, they fell silent for a moment, "Beauty or something. , you will always be ranked second, and the first is me!"

"You didn't even learn the first lesson of your life, right?!!!" Yin Shi shouted, "It's not just that you didn't learn it well, you just didn't even read the textbook! Did you skip school in the middle! Go on a date! What a joke with a face splattered with acid!"

"That's right, I'm number one! Don't fight with us young people, you guy with half your foot in the coffin!" Katherine echoed.

"Are you about the same?!!!" Ginto roared again.

Looking at the noisy three people, Jiang Hua smiled. At this moment, Jiang Hua finally understood that what Kagura said in the letter was true. Kagura is full of joy on earth every day, even though he can't accompany him. by her side, but...

"Almost forgot Aru! There is another very important companion that I haven't introduced to my mother!" Kagura took Jiang Hua's hand and rushed out of the Dengshi store, heading straight to the second floor.

Before Jiang Hua even had time to look carefully at the sign of the [Master House Silver Sauce] hanging outside the second floor, Kagura pulled him into the room on the second floor.

"This is..." Kagura was shocked to see the clean and spotless Master Room.

"It's really clean~" Jiang Hua praised.

Kagura just wanted to refute, but after seeing Jiang Hua's smiling face, he swallowed what he wanted to say, "Well, Baja has always been diligent, and the Master House has always been Baja's Alu! Silver! Sauce is too lazy to take the initiative to clean the room."

"Wang!" Dingchun did not know when he came to Kagura and Jiang Hua.

"Sadaharu~" Kagura hugged Dingchun's dog's head affectionately, then turned his head to introduce Jiang Hua, "This is Dingchun! It's the poor child Aru who was abandoned by others, but now he is also A member of our House of Masters!"

Saying that, Kagura began to twist, "The reason why I didn't say it in the letter was because I was afraid that my mother would get angry, so..."

"How could that be? Kagura-chan has grown a lot. Mom, I'm really happy for Kagura-chan. The so-called growth, in fact, children don't need to express it deliberately, parents can see it at a glance." Jiang Hua He reached out and touched Kagura's head and said.

"Mummy~" Kagura turned around and threw herself into Jiang Hua's arms and began to act like a spoiled child.

Jiang Hua looked at the Kagura in his arms with a soft look that was almost reaching his shoulders, then raised his head, reached out and touched Dingchun's fluffy head in front of him.

Dingchun really enjoyed Jiang Hua's touch, with a satisfied expression on his face.

"Protect Kagura-chan..."

"Wow!"

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"To be honest, how long can my sister stay here?" Jiang Cheng asked suddenly.

"Counting the time on the back and forth, one week is the limit. Her current body is different from the beginning~IndoMTL.com~Because she has stayed in a place like Laoyang for so long, her whole body is already rotten... "

"A week?" Jiang Cheng murmured, then stood up and put a stack of money on the table, "I'll invite you this time, after all, the first meal 20 years ago was yours. Mine, I still have something to do, you can go directly to Yoshihara after you finish, and Yueyong will definitely arrange it."

"Yoshihara?! You're not kidding!" The owner of Xinghai Fang was shocked and said quickly, "The child is still here! Is it a little bit like asking me to go to a place like Yoshihara... Next time, next time I come to Earth alone Just ask me to come over there..."

Before the master of Xinghaifang could finish his words, he was knocked out by Jiang Cheng, "I think too much! If you dare to do something wrong to Sister Jiang Hua, I will definitely hunt you down in the whole universe!"

After speaking, Jiang Cheng walked out without looking back.

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"It's getting late, Madam, leave me to arrange the accommodation tonight." Yueyong said.

At this time, Jiang Hua's mother and daughter, Yue Yong, Yin Shi and Xin Ba Ha are sitting on the sofa in the Master Room.

"I want to sleep with my mother, Aru!" Kagura said quickly.

"No problem, there are quite a few empty houses in Yoshihara." Yue Yong replied, "I have already had a few houses cleaned."

"Then I would like to thank Miss Yueyong," Jiang Hua said with a smile, "and I also want to see what kind of place Xiao Jiang Chengjiang lives..."

"I don't think a place like Yoshihara is suitable for your wife!" Gintoki said righteously, "If you want to live, don't go, just stay at the Master's House! I don't recommend adding a pillow! After all, as a wife, you are the earth. The old... ah!"

Kagura and Shin Bachi punched at the same time, smashing the silver natural scroll that had forgotten what morality was...

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