Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 84: :Whether it is self-willed or coquettish, this is a child’s patent!
"Anyone?" Jiang Cheng shouted while standing outside a warehouse.
"Hey, it's so late, does anyone still visit a place like me that no one cares about?" The old man Yuanwai opened the shutter door and complained, but he was stunned after seeing the person coming, "This is not The kid who is interested in robots? What's the point of coming here?"
"I just want to ask you a favor." Jiang Cheng explained with a smile.
"What are you busy with? I don't know anything other than mechanics."
"That's why I can only come to you." Jiang Cheng said while following the old man Yuanwai into the small factory.
After the two entered, Jiang Cheng took out three mobile phones and a stack of banknotes and put them in front of the old man Yuanwai, but after thinking about it, he took out a mobile phone from his arms.
"What do you mean?" The old man Yuanwai looked at the things in front of him with some confusion.
"Reconstruct these mobile phones to transform the communication distance into the whole galaxy." Jiang Cheng replied.
"It can't be done," the old man Yuanwai shook his head and continued, "This is beyond the guidelines. It's okay to build a small electric donkey or something, but this is really impossible."
"I know where the difficulty is, but..." Jiang Cheng once again took out a small sealed and transparent bottle. The small bottle was filled with green liquid. At this time, it was exuding an indescribably beautiful light. .
"This is..." The old man from Yuanwai murmured, "Altana! How did he do it! He could compress this energy into liquid? Do you know if the energy of this small bottle is How long does it take the whole earth to use in terms of electricity?! It's really not easy for you kid!"
"I just got it from a friend who said something about quantum stability, although I really don't understand," Jiang Cheng said casually, "So now, is it alright?"
"Well..." The old man Yuanwai pondered for a moment, then raised his head and said slowly, "You can try it, and get it in a month."
"Five days." Jiang Cheng said without hesitation, "up to five days!"
"Are you trying to exhaust me, kid?! It won't take five days to build a reactor that can hold this energy!"
"Huh?" Jiang Cheng wondered, "I heard that you are not the No. 1 mechanic in Edo? Is it a fake? Is it just a name?"
"You're a hundred years too early for me to use the aggressive method! Boy!" The old man Yuanwai said with some disdain, "But... I'll take this job! Come and pick it up in five days!"
"Thank you then... Then please!" Jiang Cheng said sincerely, then turned around and walked out. As soon as he reached the door, he suddenly thought of something, stopped and turned his head to face Yuanwai again. Said, "If you really can't solve the problem of calls, at least you have to reach the point of sending messages to each other. Also, in terms of appearance, there are two women's models and two men's models."
"Got it..."
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Really selected group colony.
"Hijikata-san, did we forget something today?" Zongwu asked while sitting on the ground with his chin propped.
"I don't know!" Shi Shiyi looked unhappy, "Let that Gui escape again today! It's really annoying!"
"You push the timeline forward, what are we doing before chasing Gui?" Zongwu reminded.
"Huh?" Shi Shiyi looked at Zong Wu with an idiotic expression on his face, "Didn't you watch the cosmic monster at the bank gate before chasing Gui? When did your head become so bad?"
"So, that cosmic monster..."
"The corpse of that monster is still in the bank!" At this moment, Shi Shi finally came to his senses and stood up in an instant, "It's really careless! If there are people who don't know the truth, those people who don't know the truth will treat that kind of viscera like a father's internal organs. It's bad to take it home! You will definitely have diarrhea if you eat it!"
Having said that, Shi Shi rushed out and began to gather all the members of the True Selection Group.
"On December 16, Tufang seems to have amnesia symptoms because he ingested too much mayonnaise and nicotine." Zongwu said while writing in his notebook, "I feel that death is not far away, when the time comes This record may become Hijikata-san's biography - "Countdown to Hijikata's Death"."
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"That's great, it looks like the body hasn't been touched yet." Shi Shi was a little fortunate, and at the same time looked at the members of the True Selection Group, "Listen, move out carefully!"
"Tufang-sang, what do you want to do with this disgusting dead body?" Zongwu said aside.
"The guys from the Immigration Bureau asked me to take it. It seems that a big man wants it." Shi Shi said and lit a cigarette for himself, "But there really is such a bad guy..."
"However, it's really amazing, that Xinghai Fangzhu, has been fighting this kind of thing all the time? I have to doubt who is the monster now." Zongwu said.
"Actually, that family is all monsters, that woman..." Said, Shi Shi remembered the feeling of being suppressed by Jiang Hua when he was speechless, and the moment Jiang Cheng kicked Xinghai. The owner of the house turned the entire bank into ruins, "The monster's family can only be a monster."
"Speaking of which, the boss of Yoshihara is really strong and outrageous. The bank should be closed for a long time now. The reconstruction fee will be deducted from the mayonnaise purchase fee of Hijikata-san." Sogo suggested.
"Why should I deduct it from my mayonnaise budget!" Fourteen shouted, "Whoever made it will be reimbursed for it! Not even one bottle! That guy must be rich!"
"Actually, the boss just replied to my message..." Saying that, Zongwu took out his mobile phone and gave Shishi a look.
Jiang Cheng: [If you have money, I will buy all your favorite games~ If you are really embarrassed, let the V-shaped Liu Haijun eat less mayonnaise~]
"What a joke!" Shi Shi directly dropped Zong Wu's phone and cursed.
"The money for this mobile phone is also from Hijikata-san's mayonnaise purchase funds." Zongwu said to a member of the Shinsengumi beside him.
"Are you coming too?!" Shi Shi shouted, but just after he finished speaking, Shi Shi turned to the members of the True Selection Group and said, "Report the loss to your superiors, and also, take Zong Wu's cell phone as well. Report it in! Let's say it was broken during a battle with a cosmic monster!"
"Hi!"
"Don't worry, I've recorded everything," Zongwu shook the recorder in his hand, "I'm really going to be promoted now~"
"Give me that!"
"Don't~"
Looking at the two people who started to fight again, the members of the True Selection Group seemed to have not seen it. After all, it was not surprising.
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"I'm back..." Jiang Hua leaned against the window in Jiang Cheng's room, turned his head and looked at Jiang Cheng who walked into the door with tender eyes.
"Ah," Jiang Cheng scratched his head embarrassedly, as if he didn't know what to say, but he bravely walked into his room and walked in front of Jiang Hua.
To tell the truth, Jiang Cheng is really afraid to face Jiang Hua now, Jiang Cheng's eyes are dodging, "That... I'm sorry... Maybe I made you suffer..."
In the end, Jiang Cheng still spoke.
"It's really a gentle child," Jiang Hua said, putting his hand on Jiang Cheng's head, "It doesn't matter, because it's a child, self-will and coquettishness are allowed, and, my mood Maybe it has changed or maybe, watching them from a distance is enough. Watching them grow, grow up. Finally, enjoy the life that should end."
"Actually, I have always wanted to see you again, not only because of curiosity, but also because of regret. Maybe I should take you with me. You are in pain. Your eyes are full of pain, although I don't know what you have experienced. What, but, what I can see is your pain and despair..."
"There's no such thing!" Jiang Cheng retorted, "Sister, you gave me a new life! After this, all choices are my own! Thanks to my elder sister, my new life is born. I always wanted to say thank you to my sister! Thank you! Sister Jiang Hua!"
"It's alright, it's a child after all..." Jiang Hua said and hugged Jiang Cheng into his arms~IndoMTL.com~ It's okay, it's okay to cry, it's okay to cry today..."
"No, I won't cry," Jiang Cheng raised his head to look at Jiang Hua in front of him, and smiled, "Because, I still have a promise that I haven't completed, a promise I once ignored... So..." /
"It's really grown up~" Jiang Hua said with some emotion, "The child who was shy in the bath at the beginning has grown up without realizing it..."
"You don't need to tell me about that!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help blushing.
"Can you tell me about it? Your life..."
"Okay," Jiang Cheng replied, but he immediately reacted, "What about Kagura-chan and that bald man?"
"Kagura-chan just fell asleep, as for that bald man..." Jiang Hua raised his head.
At this time, Jiang Chengcai noticed that the head of the master of Xinghaifang was stuck in the ceiling, and the whole person was hanging from the ceiling, and it seemed that he must have fainted.
"Running back after being so drunk is the consequence..."
"Uh..."
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Jiang Cheng and Jiang Hua chatted in the room until the early morning. Jiang Cheng was very acquainted and only talked about some happy things about him. About Songyang, Jiang Cheng didn't say anything. He just said that he had met someone like Jiang Hua. Such a gentle teacher, but also met a group of partners with different personalities.
Finally, Jiang Hua asked Jiang Cheng what the agreement was before.
"I made an agreement with someone to protect what he values most!" After speaking, Jiang Cheng grinned, just like twenty years ago, when Jiang Cheng just left and An Xing was asked The appearance when taking the ID photo. At that time, the photographer made Jiang Cheng smile. Jiang Cheng thought about it and grinned when he looked at Jiang Hua who was standing beside the photographer...