Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 85: :It’s 100 years too early for the kid to command the adults!
The next day.
"The weather is nice today~"
Jiang Cheng said with emotion, and at the same time he was still holding an umbrella for Jiang Hua. Kagura led the way, jumping and jumping all the way, while the master of Xinghaifang looked at Jiang Cheng with a bitter look on his face.
"Get out of the way for me! Just leave the matter of holding an umbrella for my dear wife to me!" the master of Xinghaifang shouted.
"The bald man should protect the top of his head first. After all, the sun of the earth is very poisonous~" Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile.
"Hey, why do we have to come with us today?" Xin Ba Hao said to Yin Shi, who was beside him, "What does the family reunion have to do with you?"
"Huh?" Gintoki answered nonchalantly, picking his nostrils, "As a father of Kagura Earth, isn't it normal to attend such family gatherings?"
"Can you still have a face..." After Shinbaha finished speaking, he looked at Jiang Cheng and the others ahead, "But, that's great, this is the first time I see Kagura-chan so happy, of course, And Jiang Chengsang."
Listening to Xin Baha's words, Yin Shi didn't take it seriously. It wasn't out of the corner of the eye, but he saw the loss that Kagura tried so hard to hide. In fact, I discovered it yesterday at the silver hour...
"Kagura is also working hard..." Yinshi sighed softly, trying to make his mother feel at ease with her life on Earth, and... thinking, Yinshi looked at Jiang Cheng, "That Almost an idiot..."
"What did you say?" Shinbaha asked curiously.
"Nothing." Said, Gintoki quickened his pace and followed.
"Speaking of which, Miss Yueyong is here too~" Xin Baha looked at Yueyong and said.
"Ah, after all, as the guardian of... that idiot, this kind of family gathering is necessary!"
"Even you! Does that idiot mean Jiang Cheng-sang?! When did you become Jiang Cheng-sang's guardian!"
…
Amusement parks.
Jiang Cheng bought a fashionable hat and gave it to Jiang Hua. After all, it is inconvenient for many amusement projects to carry an umbrella.
Because it's not a weekend, there are actually very few people in the amusement park. Jiang Cheng's group basically reserved the amusement park.
Xin Ba Ha, Kagura, Jiang Hua, and Yue Yong are experiencing the amusement facilities one by one, and the master of Xinghai Fang is watching, shouting a few words from time to time.
"Why did you bring them to such a place?" Ginto asked casually while sitting in a chair.
"I can't tell," Jiang Cheng also sat on the bench beside him, looking at Jiang Hua and Kagura who were riding the roller coaster, "perhaps just for atonement..."
"Atonement?"
"Ah, atonement." Jiang Cheng sighed slightly, "Actually, that bald man is right, I am really the one who destroyed their family harmony."
"So, after all, the complex of sister control is really suitable for you, but this forbidden relationship is indeed..."
Yin Shi was kicked by Jiang Cheng before he finished speaking.
"Your head is thinking too much!" Jiang Cheng said, looking at Jiang Hua in the distance, and continued.
"Sister Jiang Hua, her body is a bit special, maybe you can think of it as a disease, it doesn't matter if this disease stays in a certain place, but... once she is taken away from that place, her body will will slowly decay until death...like a fish out of water."
"At that time... my sister's body had reached its limit, and it was me who used some methods to force her to go back to that place... But, whether Kagura or that bald man, they couldn't be in that place. Survive..."
"I thought where did you go after the war, but it turns out that you ran off to the universe just like that idiot Sakamoto," Gintoki said casually as he sat on the chair again and wiped his nosebleed.
"Maybe I did something wrong at that time, maybe my sister survived, but their family was torn apart by me..."
"I don't think so. With that smile and the look of worrying about each other, they have never been separated. Even if they are separated from each other, they are still family." Said, "The so-called bonds, the bonds of family members, will not be cut off like this."
"Perhaps that's the case," Jiang Cheng smiled, "I never thought you would occasionally say something comforting."
"So this alimony thing..."
"Die."
…
"I starved to death..." Kagura said, rubbing his stomach.
"Then, today, uncle treats you to something delicious!" Jiang Cheng suggested.
Everyone spent a whole day in the amusement park and were on their way back.
"Then there is work." Yin Shi replied.
"I have something to do with you! You're here to grab some food today!" Xin Ba Hao complained loudly.
"No, I want to eat Mummy's meal today, Aru." Kagura shook his head and said, at the same time his big eyes turned to Jiang Hua next to him.
"Speaking of which, it's really been a long time since I ate the food made by my dear..." The Master of Xinghaifang murmured.
Jiang Cheng just wanted to say something, but was attracted by a big screen on the roadside.
"Hey! Baldy!" Jiang Cheng shouted, attracting the master of Xinghai Fang.
"The bald man's shouting is endless, right! Even Jiang Hua's Oudoudou has a limit!" The owner of Xinghaifang shouted at Jiang Cheng.
"Now is not the time to talk about that! Why don't you show me the big screen!" After speaking, Jiang Cheng rushed out first.
"That's..." At this time, Master Xinghai Fang glanced at the big screen, "It's not good!" After saying that, Master Xinghai also rushed out.
However, at the last moment when the master of Xinghaifang disappeared from everyone's sight, the voice of the master of Xinghaifang came, "Make dinner and wait for us to come back!"
"Hey, where is this? Isn't it a space terminal? What is this? Daddy's internal organs?" Ginshi looked at the big screen and said.
At this time, the big screen is playing real-time news, and a huge thing like the viscera of Dad sticks out from the cosmic terminal station.
"It seems that the accident was caused by sticking to the flying boat." The passer-by on the side said to the friend next to him on the screen.
On screen:
"Can the camera get any closer?!" a female anchor shouted. "A spaceship had an accident in the cosmic terminal due to a cosmic monster. Part of the body was knocked out of the wall."
But just after the female anchor finished speaking, she saw a figure flashing past, rushing directly to the cosmic monster.
"Hey? Did someone rush over?" the female anchor wondered, "Sir! Dangerous!"
…
"That's...Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Baha looked at the big screen and said in disbelief, "It's too fast! He arrived in such a short time! Also, why is he going? Do that? Wouldn't it be better to hand it over to the police?"
"Mommy, I want to go too!" Kagura looked at Jiang Hua, who was beside him, "I also want Mommy to see that I have become stronger! Strong enough to protect this family! Strong enough to take care of myself Strong enough to protect Mommy!"
Having said that, Kagura also rushed out, "Mommy, prepare dinner and wait for me to come back!"
"It's exactly the same..." Jiang Hua murmured while looking at Kagura's back, "However, this may be family."
"Mrs. Jiang Hua, they..." Xinba hesitated.
Jiang Hua ignored Xin Ba Hao and looked at Yue Yong, "Could you please prepare some ingredients?"
"No problem!" Yue Yong replied.
After Jiang Hua glanced at the big screen, he turned around and followed Yueyong.
"We..." Shin Baha looked at Gintoki aside.
"Let's go, Shinhachi!" Gintoki walked in another direction.
…
"It seems that it's not just that he has grown taller..." Xinghai Fangzhu joined the battlefield and said, looking at Jiang Cheng, who was constantly fighting with the tentacles of this cosmic monster.
"Now is not the time to talk nasty things!" Jiang Cheng roared, and at the same time cut off a tentacle again, "Where is this guy's weakness?! You know! If you don't get rid of this guy... Universe Don't you know that the terminal station will be destroyed to such an extent?! Sister Jiang Hua's time cannot be wasted!"
"I didn't expect this guy to be alive," the master of Xinghaifang continued after killing two tentacles, "but I really don't know where I ate a big meal, and it became so huge. I blame me for not killing all of them yesterday..."
"So it's all your fault?!" At the same time that Jiang Cheng cut off a tentacle, the umbrella also hit the face of the owner of Xinghaifang~IndoMTL.com~ What is my fault! "Xinghaifang Master got up and shouted, and at the same time cut off all the tentacles that rushed towards him.
"It doesn't make sense to say this. In short, where is this guy's weakness?!!" Jiang Cheng shouted.
"Rescue people first! There must be trapped passengers!"
"That kind of thing..." Jiang Cheng endured the anger in his heart and emptied the area under his feet.
"Hey! You two are too slow!" Kagura's voice sounded.
"This is not the place you should be! Hurry up!" Jiang Cheng shouted.
"No, I want to fight with you too! Let's protect Mom Aru together!"
"Now is not the time to be self-willed! Just leave this kind of thing to me and this bald guy!" Jiang Cheng said again, and at the same time stopped more than a dozen tentacles that were heading for Kagura.
"I'm no longer a child!" Kagura said while jumping up, "Yah—!!" He waved his umbrella while shouting, cutting off all the dozens and tentacles that Jiang Cheng had stopped.
"It's not our style to let the little devil out in the limelight..." Yin Shi's voice sounded.
"Silver sauce..."
"Remember to give the commission money after the end," said Yin Shi, also rushing over, "Baldy father or stupid uncle, hand over all of them to me!"
"Daddy, uncle, you were trapped and handed over to me and Yinjiang, you two..." Kagura stretched out a finger and said, but was interrupted by Jiang Cheng and the master of Xinghaifang.
"It's a hundred years before the little devil will command the adults!!" At the same time as shouting, the master of Xinghai Fang and Jiang Cheng rushed in...
Thanks to Dark Moon Xiu for the 500 starting point coin reward! Many thanks! The other one will be a little later~before 7:30~