Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 89: :The problem of inefficiency is, of course, something to do with it!
"The weather this winter is really unusual~" Granny Denshi said with emotion as she looked at the snow-covered streets.
"That's right, Orochi... Dengshisang." Jiang Cheng replied with a squinting smile while standing beside him.
"Did you want to talk about Orochimaru just now?"
"You heard it wrong." Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation.
"But! Take a shower when it's raining! Come and play acrobatics when you get a knife! This kind of relaxed feeling of never forgetting to have fun, as an Edo person, I must keep it in my mind!" Granny Toshi shouted again facing the front. , "So! I decide again! The first Kabukicho Snow Festival is officially held!"
"Sister Yueyong! Mom! Look, look!" At this moment, Qingtai's excited voice came.
Looking at Qingtai running over, Jiang Cheng smiled and slowly raised his hand, "It's too noisy, Qingtai-kun~"
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"It's just pulling you out of the room! It's just confiscating your game! As for angering me so much?!!" Harita complained while rubbing the big bag on her head.
"What does it mean to just pull me out of the room?! What else does it mean to just confiscate my games?! You little **** know the meaning of games to my life?! What does a guy who doesn't know have? What qualifications are there to make irresponsible remarks?! Me! Just now! I am about to eat the 3600th chicken this year! Why do I want to participate in this **** festival! The festival in Kabukicho has nothing to do with Yoshihara!!! "
"You're so noisy! You're obviously just a waste otaku!" Ching Tai retorted with her face raised.
Looking at Jiang Cheng and Qingta who were arguing on the side, Hiron smiled and turned to the mother-in-law Toshi who was on the side and said, "Thank you so much for inviting us to such a fun celebration."
After speaking, Sun Wheel looked at the members of Baihua who were playing in the snow not far ahead.
"It's nothing, the celebration, of course, it will be more lively if there are more people." Granny Dengshi replied.
"Believe it or not, I will give you Orochimaru for human experimentation! Little devil!" Jiang Cheng mentioned Qingta and handed it to Granny Dengshi, "I'll give it to you! Human experimentation doesn't matter! "
"Thank you so much..." Granny Denshi took Harita subconsciously and licked her lips, "Damn! Believe it or not, I'll add a curse mark to you, Soul Dan?!"
"Did you just lick your lips? Did you mention the curse mark?" Jiang Cheng whispered to Yueyong who was pushing the sun wheel, "Is this a disguised admission? Did you sneak over from the set?"
"You brat is so rude! I heard you all!" Granny Denshi shouted.
"My ears are about to be deafened by you! If you say you are Orochimaru, you can just laugh! Look at your face and say you are Orochimaru, like complimenting Buddha that he looks like Xiao Li It's the same ten days!" Jiang Cheng complained loudly.
But at this moment, the cheers of all Baihua members sounded, "Jiang Cheng sama ~ look here, look here~"
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng looked over and saw that a group of Baihua members surrounded a huge statue and greeted him. Jiang Cheng took a closer look, isn't that himself! An enlarged version of himself, then Jiang Cheng smiled and walked over...
"This kid's popularity is unexpectedly high." Grandma Denshi said, looking at Jiang Cheng, who was surrounded by a group of Baihua members.
"The members of Baihua were originally a group of wandering girls who couldn't find any guests," Nielun explained with a smile, "but Jiang Chengsang is different, his pure eyes that are not mixed with any impurities, whether it is Any woman who sees it will be attracted."
"In other words, a simple idiot." Yue Yong added.
"A simple idiot, so is the guy upstairs in our house." After speaking, Granny Denshi looked at a certain silver-haired natural curler who was making snowballs, "But women are really bad. How good~ I heard that it is still a student taught by a teacher, how can there be such a big gap?"
"No, I think silver hair with natural curls is much better than that dead house." Yueyong retorted.
"No, the dead house is much better than that silver hair with natural curls." Granny Denshi sighed and replied.
"Hey, the two of you are really disgusting, it's like complaining about your husbands to each other." Qingta said expressionlessly.
As soon as she finished complaining, Qingta was taken by her mother-in-law and Yueyong.
Ignoring the three people who were fighting, Sun Wheel looked at Jiang Cheng in the distance and muttered: "The light is completely different from the sun, warm but not dazzling. Maybe this is..."
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"It's amazing, it's almost exactly the same~" Jiang Cheng said with emotion when he looked at the enlarged version of his snow statue, then scratched his head and continued with a bit of embarrassment, "But I always feel a strange feeling... My own comment. Statue of myself... this feeling... uh..."
"Jiang Cheng sama, I'm going to do your naked body next~ But can you give us a reference~" a member of Baihua teased.
"Let's forget about the naked body. Although this is not an animation, readers' imaginations are super scary." Jiang Cheng replied with a smile.
"Then tell us the size and shape~" another Baihua member joked.
"How would you describe this kind of thing?" Jiang Cheng held his chin and thought for a while before raising his head and replying solemnly, "Sure enough, this is not acceptable. If the victim is cut in half, it will be troublesome~ "
"Then why don't we make it like an anti-tank gun!" a member of Baihua suggested.
"You too underestimate Jiang Cheng's sama!" Another Baihua member retorted, "At least it's like destroying star missiles!"
Looking at the members of Baihua who started to quarrel again, Jiang Cheng's face was full of black lines, "Can you not discuss my part here loudly! It's super humiliating, okay?"
"Can we discuss it when we go back?" a member of Baihua asked with his hand raised.
"Don't discuss it anywhere!" Jiang Cheng was speechless, "Even if you want to discuss it in a place where readers can't see it!"
"Can you show us where the readers can't see it?" a member of Baihua suggested, and at the same time a group of members of Baihua also gathered around and stared at Jiang Cheng.
"No! No matter where you are!" Jiang Chengyi retorted righteously.
"Sure enough, even Jiang Cheng sama despised us~" a member of Baihua was saddened, "Even Jiang Cheng sama looks down on us wandering girls who can't recruit customers..."
"Is it true..."
"Sure enough, Jiang Cheng Sama is also such a person~"
"Sure enough, we don't even have the meaning of existence~"
"I just want to take a look at it~ I don't do anything else~"
Hearing this murmur, Jiang Cheng's head was covered with black lines, "What does one look at! Can this thing be seen casually?! This is a symbol of a man! How casual can I let you all look casually? Ah!"
"Isn't the woman in Yoshihara just let the man see it~"
"So Da So Da!"
"I didn't come out to sell it!" Jiang Cheng retorted subconsciously, but as soon as he said it, he felt that this sentence was too much.
"Jiang Cheng sama, you..." The members of Baihua covered their mouths and looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief.
"I didn't mean that! I just..." Jiang Cheng hurriedly wanted to explain.
"Then let's see!" A member of Baihua shouted in unison.
Just when Jiang Cheng was extremely distressed, Yueyong came out to help Jiang Cheng relieve the siege.
"Be safe! This is not Yoshihara!" Yue Yong said solemnly.
Hearing that, all the members of Baihua also settled down. Jiang Cheng gave Yueyong a moved look, but Yueyong's next words made Jiang Cheng jump again.
"Wait back to Yoshihara and hold an otaku body show!"
"Hey! What is an otaku body show! What do you want me to do?!" Jiang Cheng roared.
"What are you doing? Of course it's to show your body," Yue Yong replied as a matter of course, "I just feel that Baihua's work enthusiasm is not very high recently. If this method can be used to improve Baihua's work efficiency , is also a good idea."
"Of course not! How can such a rude thing happen to the protagonist!" Seeing the members of Baihua who were already cheering, Jiang Cheng quickly retorted.
However, Yueyong pretended not to hear it at all, and was still bashing the members of Baihua, "So, this festival, we Yoshihara will get the first place! If we don't get it~IndoMTL.com~ what? The otaku body show, the otaku body health care class, the otaku body is prosperous, all are not available!"
"Hey! Why are there more projects! What is an otaku body health care class, are you going to make me a specimen?! What else is an otaku body sheng! What do you want me to do? "Jiang Cheng frantically complained, "Can you ask the parties for their opinions! The parties don't want to do anything! And why do you want to be the first in a place like this! It's totally unnecessary!"
"No, this is the first step in Yoshihara's plan to conquer the land!" Yue Yong replied.
"I've never heard of such a plan! When did you make such a terrible plan! What else is called conquering the earth?! What are you going to do to conquer the earth?! You secretly went to the Tianyuan Breakthrough crew next door to stay. Did you go to school?!!!"
However, no one listened to Jiang Cheng's speech at this time. Under the command of Yueyong, the members of Baihua were carrying snow blocks in full swing, cutting and carving them with sharp kunai...
Looking at the members of Baihua with a clear division of labor and high efficiency, Jiang Cheng finally sighed and turned to leave this sad place.
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On the other side, the Master House trio.
"Yin-sang, I've brought the snow here." Shin Baha shouted, and at the same time piled some snow blocks next to Gin-shi.
"Yeah, I see." Gintoki said and put the big snowball in his hand on the table made of snow with the words [Master House Silver Sauce] written on it.
"Yeah, everyone's works are amazing," Shin Baha looked around and said with emotion, "Although it's all this kind of color, but it's really in line with the style of Kabukicho."
Speaking, Xin Bazhu turned his head to Yin Shi and continued, "Are we at the Master's House..."