Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 90: :The atmosphere is up to you, whether the plot makes sense or not!


Voice-over: All the snow sculptures around are basically colorful statues, all kinds of missing points are unruly, and 80% of the description will be deleted by the starting point. The 3,000-word chapter prepared by the author may also become 200 words.

This is true. It is definitely not that the author is lazy and deliberately does not describe it. After all, the imagination of readers is really terrible. For example, a normal banana, peeled, and sent into the mouth of a cute girl, may become some kind of mosaic scene.

The author of a street thrower: Are you finished reading?

Voiceover: Finished reading, so can you untie me?

"Ah, that's how it feels..." Yin Shi pinched his chin and faced his own work: two solitary snowballs, "and then put a stick in the middle..."

"Do you want the author to be cut in half?!" Shin Baha roared while kicking a snowball into the air.

"Hey, what are you doing, bastard? Do you know how much effort it took for me to make the ball on the left?" Yin Shi rubbed his shoulders and complained.

"What else do I want to ask you?! How much trouble do you have to fill the author!!" Xin Ba Hao replied in a loud voice.

"Silver sauce, the stick is ready." Kagura walked over with a long snow stick and said, the stick is rather strange, and the shape of the top is a bit strange...

"Ah!! What are you holding, Kagura-chan?!" As he spoke, Shin Baha blocked the camera.

"Shinbaha, what are you doing? Although I don't know where you want to go, but let me tell you, this is the [Armstrong Cyclotron Jet Armstrong Cannon]." Gintoki looked at Shinbahaw explained.

"You said [Armstrong] twice, okay!" Shinba tugged his neck and replied, "Who are you lying to! Where can you find such an obscene cannon!"

"Really, teenagers only think about lustful things," Gintoki said as he placed Kagura's stick in the middle of the two snowballs, "When it comes to [[p] Maru] ah [fantastic] ah, think about it in that direction."

"Shinbaha, you are so disgusting, Aru, don't talk to me for now." Kagura said with disgust.

"Then what the **** is this..." Shin Baha was defeated.

"Ah, you are here too." Hasegawa's voice came.

"Hasegawa-san! It's actually still alive! It's incredible!" Shinbaha said with emotion.

"Hey! Why do you feel emotional about this! It's like I should die!" Hasegawa complained.

"After all, the weather is so cold, if Hasegawa-san lives in a cardboard box..."

"Don't worry, I have found a place to stay this winter, and I will temporarily steal it...with the help of a friend's house." Hasegawa replied.

"Hey, did you say the word [steal] just now? Did you mean to say that you secretly borrowed and stayed at a friend's house? Secretly borrowed and lived at a friend's house without the friend's knowledge?" Yin Shi was expressionless He complained, and glanced at Xin Ba Haw at the same time, "Xin Ba Haw, remember to check the whole house after returning home, and throw out all the things that should not be in the house! For example, wear sunglasses, sunglasses, or sunshade mirrors. Kind of like Madao!"

"Hey?! No, Yinsang! If I throw me out in this weather, I'll really freeze to death!" Hasegawa became anxious when he heard this, and hurriedly replied.

"You really live in my house secretly! Are you trying to do that by living in someone else's house secretly without the owner's knowledge?!!"

However, Hasegawa looked at Gintoki's work as if he hadn't heard it before, and said in surprise: "Isn't this the [Armstrong Cyclotron Jet Armstrong Cannon], the recovery rate is really high."

"What?!" Shin Baha was shocked, "Why would you know?! Does it really exist?! Is there really such a thing?!"

"This is the decisive weapon that the wild wolves used to blast Edo's castle tower to force Edo to found the kingdom." Gintoki explained.

"What did you say?! Could it be that our country was defeated by such a poor cannon?!" Xin Ba Haw said in disbelief.

"By the way, why are you here? Did you follow the owner of the house?" Gintoki ignored Shinhachi's words and said to Hasegawa again.

"Don't say I'm like a dog!" Hasegawa retorted, "I participated in the competition as an individual player, and I heard that if I win the top prize, there will be a bonus."

Saying that, Hasegawa pointed to the statue beside him, to be precise, his own statue.

"Wow!" Xin Ba Hao exclaimed just now, but then reacted and muttered silently, "Why does it feel like deja vu? It's exactly the same as the scene in the park in Chapter 32. Sure enough, Jiang Chengsang's Influence is not so easy to erase..."

"Park? Why do you know my dream?" Hasegawa wondered, "This is the scene in my dream when I woke up in the hospital. In the dream, I was freed from the bondage, and the golden rooster stood alone, just Flying freely in the sky like being given a pair of wings."

"It's just burned out my brain..." Shin Baha replied in a low voice.

"That must be the guidance of Kamui sama! I always believed that! So I named this work [Flying]!" Hasegawa said a little embarrassedly.

However, at this time, Jiang Cheng walked out with tears on his face, "I knew it! I knew you didn't completely forget me! You even regarded me as Kame sama! I'm really touched~"

"No, it doesn't look like this at first glance." Xin Ba Haw spit out again expressionlessly.

"What are you talking about? Little brother?" Hasegawa asked suspiciously.

"This work is only a semi-finished product!" Jiang Cheng commented seriously.

"Huh? Really?" Hasegawa asked in surprise.

"Of course! If you want this work to have a soul, then you must forget the essential point!" Jiang Cheng said solemnly, "That is! The sunglasses are not removed! This work without the sunglasses is missing its Soul! Although it looks perfect at first glance, I can't give you full marks for this! Since it is flying, since it is freedom! The shackles of the whole body have been thrown away, why are there still sunglasses!"

"Hey? Really? Can you really get full marks if you remove the sunglasses?" Hasegawa wondered, "You're not bluffing me, little brother? Although at first glance, what you said does make sense."

"I also think it makes sense, Aru!" Kagura threw a punch on Hasegawa's face, Hasegawa himself, saying, "That's it! Full score Aru! "

Hasegawa got up from the ground and wiped his nosebleed, and looked at the sunglasses that had been shattered into powder, "It's not here! It's the statue! Why did you take off my sunglasses!"

"No, you have been freed from the last shackles, congratulations, madao." Jiang Cheng cast a relieved look at Hasegawa and applauded.

"Congratulations!" Kagura also applauded, imitating Jiang Cheng and casting a gratifying look at Hasegawa.

Afterwards, Gintoki and Shinhachi did the same.

"You..." Hasegawa murmured, then lowered his head and continued to tearfully say, "...Thank you..."

"Why did he say thank you?" Shinbaha whispered to Gintoki beside him.

"I don't know, ask Kagura, I learned from her." Yin Shi replied in a low voice, and looked at Kagura aside,

"I don't know Aru either, I'm from my uncle." Kagura said and looked at Jiang Cheng who was standing aside.

"Ghost knows." Jiang Cheng replied with a smile, "Don't you think it's reasonable to do this in that kind of atmosphere?"

"So you don't know?!!"

"Speaking of which, why is Jiang Chengsang here?" Xin Ba Haw asked curiously.

"It seems that your landlord invited Yueyong, so he was pulled over." Jiang Cheng explained with a sigh.

"Hey? Really? Does Yoshihara also have works?" Shinbaha was surprised, "I'm curious about what Yoshihara's works are like~"

Jiang Cheng didn't want to answer, he covered his face and drew a circle on the ground.

"Hey, don't poke at his sadness," Yin Shi grabbed the curious Xin Ba Hao and pointed to the oversized snow sculpture not far away, "You can tell at a glance~IndoMTL. com~ wow wow! That! Jiang Chengsang's statue! It's really super like it!" Xin Ba Hao said with emotion, and looked at his own work at the same time, "In this case, the first place is really like a fool's dream. "

"Hey? Xinbaha, have you also prepared a work?" Jiang Cheng stood up and said, while looking at the work of the Master's House, he said with emotion, "Isn't this [Armstrong Cyclotron Jet Armstrong Cannon]! Restoration It's really high."

"Hey?! Why do you know Jiang Chengsang too?! Am I the only one who doesn't know about it for a long time?!"

"Don't you know?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Xin Ba Haw in surprise, "Isn't this quite common? It exists everywhere in War and StarCraft. "

"Really?! Is the current interstellar war fought with such poor cannons?!"

"Can you listen to me and finish my sentence!" Jiang Cheng sighed and then explained, "The abbreviation is W..."

Before finishing speaking, Jiang Chengcheng was overthrown by Kagura and Yinshi together.

"W? What is W? What should be added after W? Is it S or C? Hello? Re-explain it!" Shinba roared.

"Oji-chan, can you give me the prize if you win the first place~" Kazura, who was Kagura, stared straight at Jiang Cheng with big eyes.

"Although I really want to help Kagura-chan get the first place, but... I really don't want the first place..." Jiang Cheng scratched his head in embarrassment and said.

"Hey? Don't want the first place? Why?" Shin Baha asked curiously.

"Anyway, I really don't want this first place at all. If there is a reason..." Speaking of which, Jiang Cheng turned his face away and didn't continue talking.


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