Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 92: :The routines on TV also work well in real life!

"Hey, stay safe!" Yueyong shouted solemnly.

The members of Baihua finally stopped, and Xin Ba Haw, who was being chased, also stopped and fell to the ground panting.

"That's great, fortunately, Miss Yueyong arrived in time." Xin Baha happily looked at Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground, "If it's a little later, the bottom line of this novel may really be lost... Great..."

"That kind of thing will at least wait until after winning the first place! After returning to Yoshihara!" Yue Yong said the second half of the sentence sharply.

"Is this still the way of thinking in the end?! Do you really care about Jiang Chengsang's feelings?! Have you ever considered the bottom line of this work?! Have you really thought about it for the author?!" Xin Baha roared wildly, but no one listened to him anymore. The members of Baihua followed Yueyong back to the place where the snow sculptures were once again and began to work in full swing.

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"I'm really fed up with those people..." Xin Ba Hao was speechless as he stood in front of his own work and looked at the Baihua members who were preparing to erect the eighteenth Jiang Cheng Snow Sculpture on the other side.

"One [beep--], two [beep--], three [beep--]..." Jiang Cheng squatted on the ground and shrank into a shadow, mumbling something in his mouth.

"Don't count that kind of stuff! You'll have weird dreams!"

"Xin Ba Ha, please." Jiang Cheng raised his head with a face that felt hollowed out, and then said with tears streaming down his face.

"Don't ask others to do strange things with that expression!" Shinba spit out, then sighed and continued, "It seems that Jiang Chengsang's life in Yoshihara was not easy."

"You..." Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Baji in disbelief and murmured, "I can't believe that someone finally understands me! Xin Baji... woo woo..."

"Yin-sang, do you want to help Jiang Cheng-sang? Jiang Cheng-sang is also very distressed." Shin Baha looked at Yin Shi who was playing with his [Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon] and said.

However, Gintoki looked at his work as if he hadn't heard it, and then turned to face Kagura, "Hey, I suddenly thought of an incredible idea! How about installing wings? Wings?"

"Gin-chan, you are amazing, Aru! You have such a rich imagination!" Kagura praised.

"Yeah~ I don't know why, it's as if I suddenly had inspiration, and the inspiration suddenly appeared~" Gintoki looked proud.

"Inspiration sucks! This is blatant plagiarism!" Shinba shouted, pointing at the statue of Hasegawa not far away.

"How can you talk like that? Shinbaha?" Yin Shi waved his hand indifferently, "How can this be called plagiarism? Be careful, I'll sue you, if you don't believe me, you can go and read the novels next door. , especially the immortals, you don't think that basically all..."

Before Yin Shi finished speaking, Xin Baha covered his mouth, "Don't talk nonsense! How much trouble do you want to cause the author! Originally, it was not very popular, because what you said might have to be chased away again. A bunch of readers!"

"Hurry up and put on the wings Aru! I'm going to take a picture and send it to Mommy!" Kagura said excitedly.

"You don't need to send these things to Madam!" Shin Baha replied.

"You are here too." Gui walked over and said.

"Gui Sang." Xin Bazhu turned his head and saw Gui wearing a green scarf and green gloves.

Gui watched Yinshi's work carefully, and said with a little surprise, "Isn't this the [Armstrong Cyclotron Jet Armstrong Cannon]? The recovery rate is really high!"

"So, why do you all know?" Shin Baha said speechlessly.

"The alias [Activity Thunder]," Gui explained calmly, "is the culprit that caused the tragedy of the Balkan campaign [Seven Days of Fire], and it is really a weapon of hell!"

"Why is there another explanation..."

"Why are you here Aru?" Kagura asked Gui.

"I took time out of my busy schedule to participate in the competition," said Gui, pointing to a certain work beside him.

"It's amazing! It feels full of entertainment!" Shin Baha praised.

Gui's work is an oversized statue of Elizabeth, with a slight difference being a long slide protruding from Elizabeth's mouth, and there are stairs to the right of Elizabeth for children to go up.

"It was created to make the children happy," Gui explained, "You guys have fun too."

"Okay..." Xin Baha just wanted to answer, but suddenly remembered something, "What a bum! Now is not the time to discuss this! The most important thing now is to protect Jiang Chengsang's [beep— —]! Guard the bottom line of this work!”

"What do you mean?" Gui didn't know why, "[Beep-] What's wrong?! Jiang Cheng's [Beep-] What's wrong?! Did you eat something bad outside? Still walked in. In a hole that shouldn't go in?! I reminded him before, not all holes can be..."

Before Gui had finished speaking, Jiang Cheng had already walked behind Gui and punched him. Gui had only one head left on the ground.

"One-tenth stronger than the teacher's strength..." This was Gui's last sentence before he fell into a coma.

"Guisang!" Xinba shouted, looking at Jiang Cheng at the same time, "What are you doing, Jiang Chengsang! I'm ready to ask Guisang for help!"

"It's totally unnecessary! Asking him to help will only make it more and more busy. This guy's brain is comparable to a black hole, don't you know?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Xin Ba Hao in surprise and said, "Besides, I have already There's a strategy!"

"Strategy? What do you mean?" Shinbaha asked.

"Destruction! Wouldn't it be better to destroy the entire statue? Such a simple matter." After speaking, Jiang Cheng put his umbrella in Xin Baji's hand, "Please! Xin Baji Your Majesty!"

Xin Ba Haw looked at the umbrella in his hand and was silent for a long time, then raised his head, "What kind of method is this! Do you want me to die?! How can I destroy the statue in the hands of those tigresses! Take ten thousand steps back and say that even if I can destroy it, what will I do after that? It will definitely be dealt with by Baihua!"

"Don't say it so terrible!" Jiang Cheng corrected, "It's not a deal! At most, it's just finishing!"

"Isn't that the same meaning?!" Shinba replied, "I'm only sixteen years old! Life has just begun! I don't want to finish it! Absolutely not!"

"It seems that you haven't realized your situation yet, Mr. Xinbaha," Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed [Life] and continued, "Some of them can't stand in disorder, just think about what you said in these chapters. Are there more lines than usual?"

"So saying..."

"I'm guessing this must be the setting of the author! The last treatment for you before you die... before you finish! Isn't this kind of setting normal on TV? The characters at the front of the game are unexpected. More." Jiang Cheng analyzed.

"I don't think so..." Xin Baha replied, and then dropped the umbrella in his hand, "I don't think I will finish it as long as I don't touch this thing!"

"It's really good for you to think so..." Jiang Cheng glanced at Xin Baji with relief, and then shouted exaggeratedly at the crowd, "Xin Baji has turned black! Saying Ruining all the entries! I can't stop him! It's super scary!"

In an instant, everyone's ears pricked up and looked over with bad expressions.

"Hey! Stop talking nonsense! How can I say that!" Xin Baha quickly covered Jiang Cheng's mouth and retorted.

"Ah! He also said that all the entries are rubbish! He said that your entries are worthless rubbish, and you are not eligible to participate in this competition!" Jiang Cheng broke free from Xin Bazhu's hand, and once again exaggeratedly shouted to the crowd.

"What?! What did that four-eyed virgin say?!"

"I'm tired of living! It's just a four-eyed virgin!"

"Kill you!"

"At this time, let's go out together! Put down the hatred between each other first! Kill the four-eyed man first!"

"That's right!"

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Looking at the crowd rushing towards him, Shin Baha stopped thinking.

"This way of finishing is also quite perfect in a sense." Jiang Cheng patted Xin Baji on the shoulder and said, then slowly walked to the side~IndoMTL.com~ Perfect ass! "Xin Bazhu turned his head and ran, complaining loudly as he ran.

Everyone is chasing the new Baji. Jiang Cheng saw this scene and couldn't help but think of the running under the sunset, which he passed away... ahem, the words are over and over again.

Jiang Cheng picked up his umbrella, smiled and walked towards the unguarded Baihua's work...

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Xin Ba Haw was running and suddenly saw A Miao in front of her. She was overjoyed and moved with tears, "Sister! I knew that my sister would definitely help me! I won't hear the rumors like those people did. Just for me!"

But just after he finished speaking, Xin Ba Haw saw A Miao raised a huge snowball with narrowed eyes and threw it in her direction.

At this time, Xin Ba Hao was still lucky, thinking that A Miao was dealing with the people behind him, but as the snowball got closer, Xin Ba Hao felt something was wrong, and it was clearly aimed at him. Bar!

Realizing this, Shin Baha hurriedly turned and fled in the other direction.

"You are all wrong! I didn't say those words at all!!" Shin Baha shouted as he ran away.

"How is that possible! Jiang Cheng sama won't lie!" It was a member of Baihua who spoke out.

"So Da So Da! Jiang Cheng sama won't lie at all!" Another Baihua member echoed.

"You guys don't know him at all! Although he looks a bit natural, his heart is already extremely dark!" Xin Ba Hao retorted as he ran.

"Speaking ill of Jiang Cheng sama will be executed!!"

"Hey! You don't have to mix it up! Aren't you my sister?! Don't you trust your brother like that?!" Xin Ba Haw said while avoiding a big snowball thrown by A Miao.