Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 93: :The so-called celebration…
"Destroy my work! Even my younger brother can't forgive me!" A Miao replied fiercely.
"What! I didn't say those words at all!" Xin Baha shouted, "Can you listen to people! It's all Jiang Chengsang's conspiracy! I was implicated at all! Is it really going to be finished today?! I really don't want to finish it! My life has just begun!"
"Stop, Shin-chan! It's just one shot! It doesn't hurt, it will pass soon!" A Miao shouted.
"Don't! Absolutely not! What do you mean by just a moment? Forget it, you don't need to explain, I don't want to know!"
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"Hey, Gin-chan, they seem to be very happy, Aru." Kagura pointed at the crowd chasing Shinbachi and said, "Let's play together."
"No, no!" Yin Shi said, then turned to look at the unguarded snow sculptures, "Don't you think now is a good opportunity? Destroy all the snow sculptures while everyone is not paying attention, then the champion won't be able to. Does it belong to us! Even that obscenity can be a champion! Because there are no competitors!"
"Oh! Shinpachi is actually thinking about Aru like that!" Kagura seemed to finally understand.
(Xin Bazhu: I never thought about it like that!)
"Mmmm," Yinshi nodded, "this is the strategy of Xinbaha! So we can't live up to the painstaking efforts of Xinbaha! When the game is over, we will use the prize money to buy a bouquet of flowers and put it on Xinbahaw. It's enough to comfort Xin Baji's spirit in heaven before the tomb. He will also be happy for us in heaven!"
(Xinbaha: Hey! Enough for the two of you! Why did I go to heaven! Don't give people the impression that I'm going to die!)
"Kagura! Let's do our best together before we are discovered!" Gintoki and Kagura secretly destroyed Katsura's work first.
By the time the two of them went to destroy the next work, Gui's work had already turned into a pile of unremarkable snow.
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"Hey, what are you doing?" Yin Shi asked Jiang Cheng, who was beside him.
"Ah," Jiang Cheng noticed the answer from the visitor, and then looked at his statue, "I want to destroy it, but destroying my own statue always feels a bit... After all, it seems to be quite handsome. ..."
"Handsome!" Yin Shi shouted, and at the same time jumped up and kicked Jiang Cheng's statue over, "That's it! This is the eighteenth work I have destroyed! "
"Ah-!!" Jiang Cheng covered his head and shouted, "My head! My body!"
"Damn it! Don't you want to destroy this statue?!" Ginto retorted.
"That's what I said, but I always feel a little pity." Jiang Cheng sat on the ground looking at the destroyed Snow Sculpture and smiled, and then looked at the energetic members of Baihua who were chasing after the new Bachi. , the corners of his mouth rose slightly and he said softly, "But they are really annoying~"
"Ah? What did you say?" Yin Shi doubted.
"Nothing." Jiang Cheng stood up, "Looks like this farce should be over, and I should go back to play my new game."
After speaking, Jiang Chengcheng was about to turn around and leave.
At this time, Yinshi shouted at Kagura in the distance, "Kagura, how many are still not destroyed?"
"This is the only one left, Aru!" Kagura replied.
At this time, Jiang Chengcai noticed that all the snow sculptures were gone...
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At this time, Jiang Cheng, Yinshi and Kagura were standing in front of the last snow sculpture. The whole statue was made one-to-one according to Yinshi. Of course, some parts have been beautified and stretched, such as the face, Another example is the legs.
"Hey, true or false, even I can't bear to destroy this." Ginto murmured while looking at the statue in front of him, "It's almost exactly the same."
"The length of the legs seems to be different Aru. The ratio of Gin-chan's upper body and lower body should be 1:1 Aru." Kagura glanced at Yinshi and then at the statue to compare and said.
"Who are you looking down on?! Do you think I'm a dwarf?! Don't look at Gin-san, I'm like this, but in 3D, I'm like Oguri Shun! Both legs and popularity are super high !" Yin Shi retorted loudly.
"But who did this?" Kagura asked.
"Look over there," Jiang Cheng pointed to a woman in the distant crowd who could smell the natto stink even here, "Obvious, right?"
"I have a headache, even I can't bear to break it..." Before Ginshi finished speaking, Jiang Cheng had already picked up his umbrella and smashed the statue to a pulp.
"What are you doing?!" Yin Shi roared.
"Don't you have the heart to destroy it? I'm just helping you~" Jiang Cheng replied with a smile.
"Can't you be gentler?!" Yinshi shouted, "You are definitely taking revenge! You are definitely taking revenge for my just breaking your statue!"
"Don't care so much Aru," Kagura persuaded, "After all, all the entries have been destroyed, this time even if it is our lewd... [Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon] can also be Aru got the first place!"
"Hey, didn't you just admit that your work is obscene? You're about to tell the truth, right? It must be hard to change your tongue temporarily, right?" Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly.
"Now you can wait for the announcement of the results of the competition with peace of mind. The first place is already in your pocket." Ginshi said with a bit of joy, "Kagura, if you get the bonus, I can buy you something you like. Oh, vinegar kelp, it's no problem to buy a whole box of vinegar kelp!"
"Great Aru!"
"Why are you cheering for that kind of thing, just vinegar kelp can satisfy you? Isn't the thing your uncle bought for you bad?" Jiang Cheng complained again.
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"Hey, stop chasing me..." Xin Baha shouted panting in front of him, "Everything you said has nothing to do with me! It's all Jiang Chengsang, that one keeps The idea of a black belly with a ponytail!"
"You're still insulting Jiang Cheng sama! Glasses boy, you really should be damned!" A member of Baihua shot several kunai in an instant, but was scrambled away by Xinba Haw.
"Sisters! Kill him!"
"Oh!"
"I'm not Frieza anymore! Can you let me go!" Xin Baha wanted to cry without tears, but the next moment, Xin Baha glanced into the distance, stopped, and pointed his finger aside, "Look over there..."
Everyone followed Xin Baji's hand and looked over, only then did everyone realize that their respective works had disappeared...
"What's the matter?!!!"×N
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Looking at the menacing crowd, Jiang Cheng thought for 0.01 seconds before thinking of his words.
Jiang Cheng slowly covered his face and burst into tears, "It's all my fault! It's all my fault that I didn't stop that silver hair with natural curls! The whole thing has nothing to do with me or Kagura!"
A group of Baihua members surrounded Jiang Cheng in an instant.
"It's okay! Don't blame Jiang Cheng sama! Jiang Cheng sama must have worked hard to prevent this from happening!"
"That's right! We don't blame you!"
"So, Jiang Cheng sama, please cheer up!"
"You..." Jiang Cheng raised his head and looked at this group of Baihua members in a moved way.
"Even if the statue is gone, Jiang Cheng sama will always live in our hearts!"
"Hey, people are still alive, why do you say that I'm dead! It's just that the statue is gone!" Jiang Cheng retorted.
"In other words, it was the silver-haired natural curler over there who was picking booger who destroyed our work?" A Miao asked with a squinting smile.
Seeing A Miao who looked like this, Jiang Cheng swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and then nodded heavily. I didn't lie, except for the statue of a certain natto woman, everything else has nothing to do with me!
"Yin Sang~ can you come for a little while?" A Miao shouted at Yin Shi, smiling all over her face.
"Me?" Yin Shi pointed to himself and stood up at the same time, "Is something wrong?"
Looking at Yin Shi, who was getting closer and closer, A Miao's expression did not change, she was still smiling.
But before Gintoki approached, Xin Baha, who had been **** by the crowd, finally spat out the snowball he didn't know who had stuffed it and shouted, "Gin-sang! Don't come here! Run!"
"Run quickly? What do you mean..." Before Yin Shi could finish speaking, he saw A Miao who had already raised a big snowball, and she immediately understood and ran away.
"What the **** did you do! My best award...my Haagen-Dazs...all are returned to me!" As she said that, A Miao threw the snowball out.
"Return Jiang Cheng sama's [beep--]!" shouting, all the members of Baihua also rushed out.
"Hey! What do you mean by returning my [beep-]?! When did my [beep-] leave me?! Don't shout such slogans of unknown meaning! Readers will misunderstand! "Jiang Cheng shouted ~IndoMTL.com~ Haagen-Dazs? Yin Shi stopped and twitched the corners of his mouth, "Hey, what are you kidding? I thought that there would be a big bonus to work so hard for so long, stinky mother-in-law! How dare you make fun of us! "
While shouting, Gintoki picked up a large piece of snow from the ground and threw it out.
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Seeing everyone who turned into a snowball melee, Jiang Cheng sat on the spot and smiled, "This is how the real festival should be."
"Hey, have you had enough?" Yueyong's voice came from behind Jiang Cheng.
"Hey? Yueyue? Where have you been? I haven't seen you for thousands of words." Jiang Cheng turned his head and asked in confusion.
"I went to the supermarket and bought some things to prepare for the otaku health class." Yueyong said while looking at the two big pockets on the side of the items bought from the supermarket.
Jiang Cheng glanced at him and saw things like a notebook, a camera, and a pointer.
"Are you still thinking about that?!"
"Let's not talk about this, what's the matter with that?" Yueyong looked at the people who were fighting in the snowball fight and asked in confusion.
"It's just a celebration..."
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"Since no one wins the first place, then everyone is the first!" Yueyong announced to the members of Baihua, "So! The otaku body health care class will be held in this idiot at ten o'clock tonight. in the room on time!"
"What do you decide for yourself! I'm really angry! I'm really angry!" Jiang Cheng shouted.
"Now make some preparations!" With that said, Yueyong threw a few kunai at Jiang Cheng... Jiang Cheng threw himself on the street.
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Looking at Yoshihara and his party dragging Jiang Cheng farther and farther, Xin Ba Ha was silent, and then slowly said, "Who... who will loosen me up..."