Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 94: :Is it a mistake to seek encounters at a ramen restaurant?

"Boss, you are still wandering outside so late, be careful to be killed by the barbarians." Zongwu looked at Jiang Cheng who was swaying and reminded, "After all, those people hate heaven and man like you. Extremely."

"I played the game so late before I knew it, I didn't even leave dinner for me, I wondered if I could come out and find something to eat." Jiang Cheng scratched his head and explained, then looked behind Zongwu A group of Shinsengumi members who seem to be looking for something.

"It's so late to come out for food. After all, it's really leisurely." Zongwu went on to say, "The rogues have been active recently, although the boss seems to be very strong, be careful not to be caught Strange characters to kill, after all, beasts doze off too."

"That's it, thank you for reminding me," Jiang Cheng casually returned, "what are you doing now? Are you looking for something? Is it a rutted orangutan who got out of the cage?"

"Isn't the orangutan in heat three hundred and sixty-five days a year?"

"That's right, just feeding bananas doesn't seem to work. Occasionally, you should give the orangutans a different taste, such as apples. You should pay attention to nutritional balance, and usually take the orangutans out for a walk to keep your body and mind healthy. ." Jiang Cheng shook his finger and said earnestly, "Raising orangutans is very troublesome, I can't do this kind of work anyway."

"That makes sense~" Sogo said, writing down in his notebook.

"Captain Okita, this is not the time to talk about this!" a member of the Shinsengumi frantically complained, "Shouldn't we hurry up and search for that Gui's whereabouts?"

"Don't worry, that guy is injured, he must not be able to run far, search the surrounding area carefully for me." Zong Wu waved his hand and said, then looked at Jiang Cheng again, "That's it, The boss should also pay attention to safety, otherwise I will be very sad if it hangs up that day, after all, our [Shifang's Horror Night] series has only just released the second episode."

"It makes sense. If it hangs in an inexplicable place, it will be very distressing. After all, there are so many games that have never been played~"

"If you see Katsura Kotaro, please send me a message."

"Kui Xiaotaro?" Jiang Cheng shook his head, "I've never heard of such a name. If it's a wig Xiaotaro, I know one."

"That's it, see you later." After that, Sogo waved his hand and walked in the other direction.

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"I can't believe that there is such a store that is still open in the middle of the night," Jiang Cheng said with emotion as he looked at the lights on [Beidou Xinxuan], then opened the door and walked in.

However, after entering, Jiang Chengcheng was stunned, only to see a long-haired man and the owner of Jisong's shop staring wide-eyed.

"Welcome~" Jisong noticed the visitor and hurriedly greeted him.

"I'm sorry for disturbing you, but I won't say it!" Jiang Cheng hurriedly withdrew.

"The bridge bean sack! I think you have misunderstood something." Jisong explained quickly.

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"Ah, it's really comfortable to feel full~" Jiang Cheng said with emotion after drinking the last sip of soup. On the left side of Jiang Cheng, there are tall empty bowls. Roughly calculated, there should be dozens of bowls.

"Your appetite is really big~" Ji Song wiped the sweat on his forehead and smiled.

"Actually, it's just a little more than ordinary people," Jiang Cheng said and took out his wallet to pay, "I won't bother you when you're full. Please send the invitation to Yoshihara during the wedding. I'll be there on time. It's best to prepare Chinese food for the wedding dishes, and Chinese wine for the wine. I'll have it ready if you give me a gift!"

Having said that, Jiang Chengcheng wants to get up and leave.

"Did you listen to someone just now?" Jisong said angrily, "It's not like that!"

"I see," Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, "Are you also afraid of worldly eyes? But I don't think it matters! As a single woman, you have the right to pursue your own happiness! So! Don't care. The gossip of others, you must be brave to pursue happiness!"

"That's right! I didn't expect you to understand Jiang Cheng." Gui on the side was moved.

"Scared!" Jiang Cheng looked at Gui beside him with some doubts, "When did you come here with the wig? Where did the long-haired man go?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui replied, then closed his eyes and said slowly, "I don't know, maybe the timid man slipped away when I stepped into the door of that room. , If it looks like this, not only even Jisongdian, but even that man is a coward without courage. So, let's do our best, Jisongdian."

"You're the only one from the beginning to the end, okay!" Jisong said angrily, "You both have problems with your heads! What rude things are you thinking about! Really!"

"I see, I understand," Jiang Cheng said with a nod, and then gave Gui with an uppercut, "That cowardly man without courage is you! Take responsibility for me, you bastard. !”

"Enough for the two of you! Can you listen to people?"

　　“私密马赛，几松小姐，我对这种恋爱啊什么的不是很懂了，但是不用担心！”江成撇了一眼躺在地上吐着白沫的桂，“我会帮你揍Until he is willing to announce your relationship!"

After speaking, Jiang Cheng squatted down, grabbed Gui's clothes with one hand, and made a fist with the other hand, constantly greeting Gui's face.

"Scum!"

Jiang Cheng spat and glanced at Gui, who had been beaten to the head and fainted by himself, then looked at Jisong again, "Miss Jisong, is this okay? Don't worry, I'll keep my lower body, absolutely. It won't affect the relationship between you..."

Just when Jisong was about to go into a rage, the sound of a police car rang outside the door, and the door was pushed open.

Sougo pushed open the door, "Is there any strange guy here? I wanted to take a look when I heard a sound here."

Oops! Ji Song looked at Gui Xin who fell to the ground and thought.

"Yo, Zongwu-kun, it's only been a few minutes since we saw each other again~" Jiang Cheng looked at Zongwu and smiled and said, "Is Zongwu-jun specially here to protect me? I really It's super moving!"

After speaking, Jiang Cheng really covered his face and wept.

"It's really an adventure~" Zongwu said, and then looked at Gui, who was lying on his back beside Jiang Cheng, who was beaten by Jiang Cheng until his parents didn't know him, "Hey, boss, this is not Yoshihara, Don't kill people in this kind of place, even if you are an acquaintance, it will be difficult for me to do it. If you are caught, you will definitely be caught by Yoshihara, so don't increase the workload for our police."

It seemed that he had been fooled, and Jisong breathed a sigh of relief. In fact, from the first time he saw Gui, Jisong knew Gui's identity: Katsura Kotaro, a fighter against foreigners. After all, Gui's wanted notices were posted all over the streets.

"At least use something like this." Said, Zongwu took out a bazooka and handed it to Jiang Cheng, "Save time and effort."

"Is it necessary to save him time?!" Jisong spat.

"This kind of thing is not very good. Using this in such a narrow place will easily trouble the store." Jiang Cheng gestured the bazooka in his hand a few times, raised his head and said seriously.

Jisong nodded when he heard the sound.

"At least you need to use this kind of thing in an open place." Jiang Cheng said again.

"No need! You don't need such a thing at all!" Jisong spit out, "No matter where you are, you can't use that kind of thing!"

"So, Miss Jisong, you are really too soft-hearted. Treating such a scumbag who is unwilling to declare a relationship is not worth your effort at all!" Jiang Cheng said loudly.

"It's not like that!"

"Could it be!" Jiang Cheng was shocked, then leaned over to Ji Song and whispered, "I understand, I will keep a secret for you! Women are always empty, lonely and cold, I understand. Yes! But next time remember to turn off the lights in the house and lock the door! Don't forget!"

Ji Song calmly took the bazooka in Jiang Cheng's hand and smiled at Jiang Cheng.

"Are you going to solve this scumbag yourself?" Jiang Cheng nodded with relief, and then said with emotion, "It seems that you have grown up too~"

"Die." With that, Jisong pressed the switch at Jiang Cheng.

Boom! ! !

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"Cough," Jiang Cheng got up and wiped the ashes from his face, "Miss Jisong must have never played FPS games~IndoMTL.com~ so the accuracy is so poor. Next time I can lend you a few It's a good entry-level FPS game, practice hard, and the accuracy will definitely be much better than it is now! Whether it's a scumbag's stick or a ball, it can be solved with one shot!"

"Since there's nothing to do here, I'll go first." Zongwu said.

"Hey? I'm still thinking of inviting Zongwu-jun to have a meal. After all, I'm still working hard this evening." Jiang Cheng said quickly.

"No need, we're not as busy as you, boss." Saying that, Zongwu turned around and prepared to leave, "By the way, lend me the FPS game for practicing aiming. It's better to practice moving targets. Yes, the number of hits on Hijikata has been decreasing recently."

"Ah, no problem." Jiang Chengbi made an OK gesture.

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"It turns out that I have misunderstood what I said." Jiang Cheng sat down again and listened to Ji Song's explanation under pressure, "I'm really sorry, after all, this guy has been dealing with his wife and widow since he was a child. There are some unusual thoughts. And if Miss Jisong doesn't look at her face, she can get 80 points."

"What do you mean if you don't look at your face, you can get 80 points? Does it mean that my face looks ugly?! If I wear a face, will my score be lowered?!"

"How could that be! Miss Jisong, you are too unconfident!" Jiang Cheng retorted loudly, "Even if you add your face to fifty-nine points, don't be discouraged! If you smile, you can pass the test. Line!"

"You guys are really annoying! Did you say that about women?!" Jisong said angrily.

"I apologize to Jisongdian for him, this guy has always been like this, he doesn't understand women's feelings at all," Gui sat down and sighed and said, "A bowl of soba, trouble. "