Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 95: :Respect the fruits of the chef’s labor!
"Are you all right?" Ji Song was a little speechless.
"It's okay? What's wrong with me?" Gui looked at Jisong and asked suspiciously, "It seems like I fell asleep by accident just now. It's so rude, in this kind of place. It seems that I still haven't practiced enough! So I have decided to go to bed early and go to bed early every day, and take a nap at noon! Form an excellent habit! Only in this way can I be a qualified general!"
"Have you lost your memory?!" Jisong complained, "You just said that you were a ramen seeker who traveled across the country to practice ramen! Why did you become a general here?!"
"Amnesia?" With a sigh, Gui shook his head and continued, "Your Excellency Jisong, are you doing something wrong? I mean, as a general of an excellent ramen seeker, maintain a good living habit. It's very necessary. It's different from some people who hang out in places like Yoshihara! It's like being hollowed out in places like Yoshihara and likes to go out in the middle of the night to eat and drink and like that kind of inexplicable FPS games Some people are different!"
"Hey, what you said is a little too specific! It's all about Sang scolding Huai!" Jiang Cheng reminded.
"Ah, do you think I'm talking about you?" Gui pretended to be surprised, "How could that be, ahahahaha..."
"You're all envious! What's going on! That sour tone?" Jisong spat.
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"I feel a little hungry after exercising a little, please cook some Chaos for me, please!" Jiang Cheng glanced at the menu on the wall and said.
"Can your stomach really take it?" Ji Song frowned slightly and said, "You don't look like someone who can eat that much."
"Don't underestimate people!" Jiang Cheng retorted.
"But it's much better than someone else, and I know how to order from the menu, instead of just ordering some dishes that are not on the menu." Ji Song said something, then turned around and went to prepare the ingredients.
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The door was pulled open again.
"Welcome~" Ji Song turned his head and smiled and greeted the person who came.
"I thought you were going somewhere..." Yueyong took out a few kunai with a dark face, and threw them directly at Jiang Cheng, pinning them on the back of Jiang Cheng's head with great precision. Going to such a place to eat leisurely! The entire Baihua searched for you for a long time and couldn't find you! Go out and at least say hello! I thought you were missing again!"
"Yueyue?" Jiang Cheng pulled out the kunai at the back of his head, turned his head and smiled and said, "I just came out for a meal, don't mind so much~ Would you like to eat some too? Made by Miss Jisong. Chaos is very good~”
"I've eaten your head! Hurry back with me!" Yue Yong scolded, "Every day will only make people trouble!"
"This is too much to say! What do you mean it will only cause trouble for people! I just came out for a meal! Who told you not to leave me dinner! I'm also very hungry after playing games for a day, okay? !" Jiang Cheng retorted.
"Aren't you going to go to the kitchen to take a look?! I'll keep all the food for you, okay! Does it have to be delivered to your mouth?!"
"Then, next time, can you..." Said, Jiang Cheng used his own trick: [Jiang Cheng's deliberate smile]! "feed me~"
Skill introduction: Jiang Cheng's deliberate smile, lethality sss. For women who look directly at Jiang Cheng, 99% of those who do not understand Jiang Cheng will be captured by him!
But it is clear that Yueyong knows Jiang Cheng, and she is not that 99% woman.
"Am I your Okasan?!" Yue Yong roared, "I'm still feeding you, is the paranoia overdone?!"
"When you were away, I was lying on Miss Baihua's lap while playing games and being fed~" Jiang Cheng said with a pouted mouth, like a wronged child.
"Those guys..." Yueyong gritted her teeth and made a decision in her heart that she must rectify the bad atmosphere within Baihua after returning, "From now on, that kind of thing will never happen again! You have already Have you been living like that?! Baihua won't be accustomed to you in the future!"
Looking at Jiang Cheng and Yueyong who were arguing, Gui Youyou sighed softly, "I never imagined that the beasts of the past would become like this... You are too depraved! Jiang Cheng!" Yueyong, said seriously,
"That, Tsukiyong-den, can I take Jiang Cheng to train you Yoshihara for a few days! I promise to turn him into an Edo Miyoshi young man who works tirelessly every night! Also, look at you The precise kunai throwing technique is just like in the manga! Are you interested in creating the dawn of Japan with me!"
"Ploughing shit! Why do I have to work every night! What do you want me to learn?!" Jiang Cheng exclaimed angrily.
"Sorry, I still want to save this idiot's head before the dawn of Japan is created. And I won't bother you with such things as training him, Yoshihara Yoshihara's way." Yueyong replied, and looked at Jiang again. Cheng, "Hurry back with me!"
"At least let me finish it! If you order food in a restaurant and don't finish it, you'll be disrespecting the chef! Don't look at me like this, I still know that!" Jiang Cheng replied with a snort. Proud face.
"Isn't this the most basic common sense?! Why is a common sense you say like a famous saying?! Why is it so proud? Knowing that common sense is something that makes you feel proud?!" Yueyong groaned wildly.
However, Jiang Cheng didn't hear it at all, instead he threw himself into the chaos in front of him, um, really fragrant.
In the end, Yue Yong sat down with a sigh and waited for Jiang Cheng to finish eating. He thought it would be over in a few minutes, but this guy ordered 30 servings of Chaos! Yueyong couldn't help but want to take out a few kunai and stick them on Jiang Cheng's head.
Just as Jiang Cheng was burying his head in eating Chaos, the door was opened again, but this time, three people who looked like gangsters came in.
Only this time, Ji Song didn't say "Welcome".
"It's so cold, your lovely brother is here to play~" The gangster in the lead sat down and said with a very frivolous tone.
Seeing this, the other two gangsters also sat down and looked at Ji Song with a smirk.
"What brother?" Jisong said disdainfully with his arms in his arms, "After the death of Dawu, I have nothing to do with you anymore."
"Don't be so cold~" said the gangster in the lead, "I'm worried that my sister-in-law, who is a widow, comes to visit from time to time~ and this is also my brother's shop, so I should inherit it after all. It was you who begged me to reluctantly agree, and it is only natural for me to take some dividends~”
"I'm asking for money again, you're too..." Jisong turned his face and scolded, but before he could finish, he was interrupted by Gui, who was dressed as a waiter in a western restaurant at some point.
"Welcome, guest, have you decided what to do?" Gui said standing behind the three punks.
"Hey—" Jisong looked at Gui and said, "What are you doing so presumptuously? And this is not a western restaurant!"
After seeing Gui, Ji Song's uncle said in surprise, "Hey, when did you start hiring people?"
"It's not a servant, it's Gui." Gui said calmly, "Have you made up your mind? Then three servings of fried rice will be ready."
Punk A: "Who said fried rice is coming?"
Punk B: "We're not here to eat, let's go!"
Hearing this, Yueyong, who was on the side, had already taken out the kunai and dealt with a few scumbags. Yueyong had repeated this kind of work many times. However, the next moment Yueyong's hand was firmly held by Jiang Cheng.
"You..."
Jiang Cheng didn't say anything, just smiled. Yueyong also put Kuwu away knowingly.
On the other hand, Gui said again, "Then let's have our recommended set meal, how about set B?"
"I'll take care of your B package or SMS package, so don't intervene!" Jisong's brother-in-law was a little impatient, "I have something important to talk about with Jisong!"
"Then Jisongdian, please serve three fried rice." Gui pointed out three fingers and pointed at Jisong.
"Why are you talking about fried rice again!!!"
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Just as Jisong turned around to prepare the fried rice, Jiang Cheng finally finished eating, then took out his wallet from his body, took out the money and put it on the counter.
"The money is here~" With that said, Jiang Chengcheng was about to leave with Yueyong.
"You don't need so much!" Jisong glanced at the money Jiang Cheng put in, "I'll ask you for change."
"No, it needs to be redecorated anyway." Jiang Cheng pointed to the place where the bazooka had just been blasted, "The reason is also mine, so I should also be compensated."
"You really got into trouble again!" Yue Yong was a little speechless.
"Thank you then." Jisong said that he was going to get the money, but his brother-in-law took a step forward.
"It's barely enough..." Jisong's uncle counted the money in his hand, with a smirk on his face, and then he was about to put it in his arms.
"Put it down." Jiang Cheng said calmly.
"Does it have anything to do with you?!" Ji Song's uncle turned his head and cursed.
"This is my meal and compensation." Jiang Cheng squinted and said with a smile, "It's not you who made Chaos and handed it to me~"
"You bastard..."
"I only count three~IndoMTL.com~ If I don't put it down, I will really... kill you~" Jiang Cheng's words seemed to have magic power, and they kept echoing in the ears of Uncle Jisong. In an instant, Ji Song's younger brother-in-law felt like he was in a cold hell.
"Private Marseille!" Said, Ji Song's uncle put the money back.
Watching Ji Song collect the money, Jiang Chengcai finally walked out of the store.
"Brother, that guy... what's the background?" asked the **** next to him.
"How do I know?!" Jisong's brother-in-law replied, looking very resentful, "The eyes and hair color look like a **** god! It's the target we want to eradicate in the future! It's our enemy! "
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"That guy is your friend, right? He's injured." On the way, Yueyong casually reminded, Yueyong found the wound on Gui's leg when she entered the store.
"Ah, I know." Jiang Cheng replied casually.
"Know that I just walked away like this? Isn't that guy a fighter against foreigners? I saw the police all over the street looking for him." Yueyong added.
"That level of injury is irrelevant to him." Jiang Cheng replied casually.
"Why did you stop me from letting me get rid of those three scumbags," Yueyong asked, "There's no reason for that kind of scum to exist at all."
"This is not Yoshihara, and..." Jiang Cheng glanced at Yueyong in surprise and said slowly, "I always feel that those two people are somewhat similar... Just leave it to him."
Seeing Yueyong, who was somewhat unclear, Jiang Cheng sighed, "Don't think about it, go back soon. The game is still waiting for me!"
"Do you still want to play?!"