Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 97: :Gui: I’m from Nintendo!

"That's not right! Isn't fifteen and sixteen behind seventeen?! Why is it eighteen?" Fourteen complained.

"Because Seventeen doesn't sound good, so I changed it." Jiang Cheng explained again, "Listen, Shiba is crying again."

The wow-wah children were crying incessantly, and even Fourteen had some doubts, "Could it be...is this the real truth of mayonnaise? I always thought that mayonnaise was in the mayonnaise kingdom by mayonnaise. created by the spirit..."

Jiang Cheng took out his mobile phone and took two pictures of Shishi Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka. Then Jiang Cheng and Zongwu couldn't hold back any longer, they covered their stomachs and started laughing.

"What is that? That skeptical expression? It made me laugh, hahahahaha, this person really has a hole in his head! Hahahaha..."

"Boss, am I right? Hijikata-sang is just an idiot, hahahaha..." Saying that, Sou Wu took a cell phone from Shishi's back, "Don't worry Hijikata-san, Shizuo-ro Either, Sixteen or Eighteen are still alive and well in your [beep—]!"

Fourteen was silent for a long time with a dark face, then stood up abruptly and drew the sword that he had put aside, "Give me both of you to die!"

"Ah, sorry, let's run first, boss." Saying that, Sou Wu ran away.

"Wait for me, General Wu-jun~" Jiang Cheng immediately followed.

"Don't worry, I put two time bombs on Hijikata-san when I just picked up the phone." Zongwu said while running.

"Really?" Jiang Cheng wondered, subconsciously turning his head, but at this moment, two huge explosions sounded.

"By the way, boss, remember to pass the photo you took just now to me. I have to go on a mission." Saying that, Sou Wu ran to the other side.

"Don't worry! This is a precious mobile phone desktop." Jiang Cheng waved at Sou Wu and walked to the other side.

On the spot, the fourteen who had been knocked out by the explosion were directly ignored by the two...

…

"Yo, isn't this Da Liulang?" Jiang Cheng greeted Jisong's uncle who was walking on the road.

"Who are you calling Dairokuro!"

"Hey? Isn't your brother called Dawu (five)? Then aren't you Da Liulang?" Jiang Cheng wondered.

"My brother's me is not that five anymore!"

"Could it be... your name is Korokuro? Not Dairokuro?!" Jiang Cheng said in shock, "Should I have said this earlier, Korokuro-kun."

"Don't give people such strange names!" Korokuro shouted.

"Big brother! It's the Shinsengumi!" The younger brother reminded him. At this time, Korokuro suddenly noticed that two members of the Shinsengumi had passed by.

So, the three of them turned their heads quickly.

"This abominable god!" Korokuro spat, "and that Katsura, it's really super annoying."

"Yo, hard work!" Jiang Cheng greeted the two members of the True Selection Group on the road, and walked over to take out two coupons and hand them over, "Come and play when you have time~"

A member of the Shinsengumi scratched his head and smiled, "I can't believe that the boss is going to the ground to pull business."

"No way, after all, the number of passengers is getting less and less now~" Jiang Cheng said with emotion, "If you have time, come and play, I will give you a discount~"

"Although we also want to relax occasionally, but the deputy chief he..." Said, the member of the true selection group showed a hint of embarrassment.

"Ah, I almost forgot, your deputy chief doesn't seem to be doing well now..." Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something.

"What's wrong with him, Vice President?!" The two members of the True Selection Group asked quickly.

"It seems that I accidentally exploded when I was playing the bomb guessing game with Zongwu-jun." Jiang Cheng said and pointed the direction to the two members of the true selection group, "It seems that I'm dizzy at the intersection over there..."

"Deputy Chief!" The two members of the Shinsengumi shouted as they rushed over.

…

"Big brother, it seems that the boy took the Shinsengumi away!" The younger brother on the side said to Xiaorokuro.

At this moment, Xiaorokuro turned around, but the two members of the True Selection Group and Jiang Chengcheng were nowhere to be seen.

"Humph! What a really selected group! I feel like throwing up looking at the attitude of nodding and bowing at the gods!" Korokuro spat in disdain and scolded.

"Isn't it the time to talk about this? What should I do at Jisong?" another younger brother asked.

"I thought of a way..." Korokuro said with a smirk.

…

"Welcome~" Jisong greeted, and after seeing who was coming, "is that you again? Aren't you afraid that the one from your family will chase after you later?"

"What do you mean? The one from my family? Who is that?" Jiang Cheng sat down and put the newly purchased game in his hand aside, and then said with some doubts, "I just came out to buy the game. I'm a little hungry on the road."

"Jiang Cheng, Jisong Hall refers to Yueyong Hall." Gui reminded in a low voice.

"Huh? Have you misunderstood something? Yueyue and I are not in your [beep-] relationship." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually.

"Why do you add the [beep-] sound in this kind of place! We have nothing to do with it!" Jisong retorted, and he felt something was wrong just after saying it, "It might be a samurai sheltering from the rain. The relationship with the owner of the house, but now it's just the relationship between the manager and the clerk!"

"Looks like this, rain-shelter warriors, single hostess, this kind of theme is not good now, I don't want to click on it at all, the theme of clerk and store manager, although it is still a bad street now, but compared to The former and the latter are indeed better." Jiang Cheng analyzed.

"Do you only think in that direction?!" Jisong scolded with a blushing face, "Can you think of some normal things! Don't you really feel ashamed to say this in front of a lady?!"

"Although I don't know what you're trying to crook, what I'm talking about is just a TV series!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"Do you think I believe it?!" Jisong scolded angrily, but after looking at Jiang Cheng's clear eyes, he could only give up, "Want something to eat?"

"Thirty bowls of Chaos, let's have another ten plates of dumplings. After all, I just bought the game, and I don't have much money." Jiang Cheng looked at the menu, thought for a moment, and said slowly.

"That's not too much!"

"No, this is already the least, this guy used to be the guy who closed countless cafeterias!" Gui sighed on the side. Gui was right. During the war against foreigners, Jiang Cheng's appetite was astonishing. It can be said that wherever the troops hit, the cafeteria had to go bankrupt and close its doors.

"..." After a moment of silence, Ji Song said slowly, "Fortunately I don't run a cafeteria..."

…

"Speaking of which, are you really obsessed with this kind of thing?" Jisong picked up the game that Jiang Cheng had put aside and looked at it, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, who was gobbling it.

"How can you say it's [this kind of thing]?" Jiang Cheng finished eating the last dumpling, hummed and continued, "So women will never understand the attraction of this kind of thing to men!" /

"It's only you who is attracted to this kind of thing!" After speaking, he sighed in relief, "If you love this kind of thing too much, you will become a useless man, even if you have a good pair of skins. But if it's like this inside, women won't like it either."

"That kind of thing doesn't matter anymore!" Jiang Xing was like a chicken blood, "how is it important for women to play games! Do you think so? Wigs!"

"Don't confuse me with you!" Gui retorted, "Also, it's not a wig, it's Gui!"

"Even you are like this?!" Jiang Cheng said in disbelief, "Do you think the days when we played LAN CS together are gone forever?" tears.

"I don't even remember that kind of thing!" Gui said loudly, "I'm from Nintendo!"

"You're about the same!" Jisong complained loudly.

"I really want to meet Mario Brothers again!" Gui said with emotion.

Looking at Jiang Cheng and Gui who were arguing about the game, Ji Song smiled helplessly.

…

"Speaking of which, I met Xiaorokuro when I came here." Jiang Cheng said casually.

"Little Rokuro? Who is that?" Jisong wondered.

"Isn't it your uncle?" Jiang Cheng said naturally.

"He doesn't call that name anymore!" Ji Song was a little speechless~IndoMTL.com~ Forget it, it doesn't matter. "

"It seems that I still have a heart for my single sister-in-law, and she said that she has some plans, but I didn't listen to it when I was in a hurry to buy the game." Jiang Cheng said casually.

"Is that so..." Ji Song said in a flat tone.

"That's it, then I'll go first~" Jiang Cheng stood up and took out the money and handed it to Ji Song.

"Welcome next time~"

…

"Are you friends?" Jisong asked.

"Ah, I didn't expect this to be discovered by Jisongdian! Jisongdian's power of observation is amazing!" Gui was surprised, and then confidently said, "We are big believers! We worked together for Japan. Li...the dawn of ramen is struggling!"

"I didn't see that..." Jisong laughed and complained, "But I can see that that guy is also watching you silently."

"Huh?" Katsura raised his head and let out a puzzled voice, who was wringing soba noodles.

"Nothing, just keep eating yours."

In fact, Jisong discovered it since Jiang Cheng entered the store. Jiang Cheng always unconsciously glanced at Gui's leg, or the place where he was injured.

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The next day.

"Aren't you going to visit your friend at that store today?" Yue Yongyi asked softly from the window of Jiang Cheng's room.

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng, who was playing the game, said without looking back.

"Cut, it's obvious that your character is extremely bad, and you're still so unfrank." Yueyong groaned.

Jiang Cheng didn't answer, he was still staring at the computer screen...

A few days later, when Jiang Cheng went to the Jisong store again, he found that Gui was gone, replaced by a soba noodle on the menu...