Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 98: :Children need to be coaxed!

"I am~ I am~ Ka, Fuji, Ken~ Samba!..." Kagura danced and sang along with the TV.

Jiang Cheng, on the other hand, glanced at Xin Ba Ha, who was sitting upright on the side, and A Miao, who was sitting generously, then looked at Sun Lun and Yue Yong on the other side, narrowed his eyes and asked, "Why? Will they be here? I remember I only invited Kagura-chan? Is there something wrong with my memory?"

"Celebrating the New Year is of course a lot of people, right?" The sun wheel on the side said with a smile.

"Forget them," Jiang Cheng sighed and looked at Gui and Elizabeth who were sitting on the other side, "Why is he here?! I don't remember I invited them!!"

Elizabeth held up a wooden sign with the words [Thank you for the invitation with sincerity and sincerity. ]

"I came here after receiving your text message!" Gui said, "I knew Jiang Cheng would never forget us! After all, he was once the trump card of our organization! What's wrong? Now I want to re-engage with us. family? It's a bit late, but I don't mind!"

"I never remember that I sent you something like that! And I never remember when I was the trump card of your organization! And what's up with that pose?! Home?! Why are you pretending to be a master?! What about your extermination activities? Aren't you going to create a new dawn in Japan?!" Jiang Cheng roared.

"There are many things like Dawn, but!" Gui's expression became more solemn, "This year's New Year is only once! It's rare to have the opportunity to talk to..."

"Shut up!" Jiang Guo cut off Gui's speech.

"Because I saw the two of them shivering and squatting at the door of Yoshihara, so..." Yueyong hesitated.

"No need! You don't need to pick up this kind of thing at home! It can't die!"

"It makes sense. It's not the Yueyong Temple where everything can be picked up and brought home. If there are bacteria, it will cause great trouble to the human body." Gui nodded and said, "Especially when there are small children at home. Children are fragile creatures, children are very fragile, the immune system has not yet formed, if they contract some kind of disease, it will be bad. Also, Captain, why didn't Dingchun Palace come? The flesh of Dingchun Palace I've been looking forward to the ball for a long time!"

"Oh, Dingchun is still at home..." Kagura replied.

"Can you listen to people, Soul Dan! Don't you have any self-awareness?! It's you who was picked up!" Jiang Cheng frantically complained.

"Why don't you see Yinshi?" Gui said while picking vegetables from the table.

"It seems that I went out to buy a bound edition of Jump, but it's really slow to talk about it," Shin Baha explained with a sigh, "Could it be that I encountered an accident and lost my memory again?"

"Eighty percent of the time you are with the young girl [bonded]," A Miao replied with a face full of indifference, "don't worry about him..."

Afterwards, A Miao looked at the sun wheel, "Thank you so much for the invitation, I haven't had such a lively New Year in a long time. The last time when my father was alive, I sat happily with the three of Shinchan on the kotatsu. I will eat hot pot when I watch Red and White Song..."

"Are you disgusting that I don't have a kotatsu here? Why do you make a regretful expression, is it better to be here than at your home? Hey!" Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly, "Also, How can the poor people's kotatsu appear in my house, there is floor heating here! It won't be cold! Don't you feel your **** is hot?"

"Jiang Chengsang is such a frivolous man talking about his **** to a girl~" A Miao spit out a blushing face.

"Don't make that look! I'm just telling the truth!"

"Really! It's incredible! I feel like my chrysanthemums are getting hot! Is this high-tech?! It's like an automatic flushing toilet!" Gui said in surprise.

"Have your senses crossed the Situ River first? How can you feel the heat digging into the chrysanthemum? What does it feel like? Don't let strange images flash through my mind! There are three minors, okay!" Jiang Cheng complained loudly, and the veins on his face burst out.

"However, Yoshihara is similar to the Akihabara where I am, but it seems that the scenery here is much better than Akihabara." Katsura continued, thinking of the clothes that can be seen everywhere on the road. The exposed girls, and the scenery of white flowers that they can see when they pull their heads down...

Looking at Gui, who had nosebleeds, Jiang Cheng was really helpless, "I said you too, at such an old age, you are just as innocent as a middle school student. I don't even know what to say about you, obviously that's what you're interested in. Yes." With that said, Jiang Cheng took out a few coupons, with pictures of scantily clad villains on them and the words "Beep——" and "Beep——".

"This is also a New Year's gift." Jiang Cheng handed the coupon to Gui.

"Are you insulting the samurai?!" Gui shouted loudly and stood up, pulling out his sword and smashing the coupon in Jiang Cheng's hand, "I only like NTR!"

"You're just insulting a samurai! How could a samurai like that kind of thing?! Is it really okay to expose your hobbies on such occasions?!" Shinba groaned.

"This is what you don't want. Don't blame me for not giving you away in the future, and this is the last two. I will give away everything that I begged him to do." Jiang Cheng didn't care, he said casually. .

"Hey?! Really?!" Gui said in shock, then sat down again and fell into depression, surrounded by shadows.

"Don't you still want it in the end?! Then why do you want to look like [I'm not that kind of person at all]!" Xin Ba Hao complained again.

"There are also new ones, because I don't know which type of new ones I like, so I prepared one for the royal sister and the maid. I like that kind of casual..." Jiang Cheng took out a few more pictures from his arms. The coupon, but before it was finished, A Miao snatched it away and tore it to shreds.

Looking at A Miao who was squinting and smiling, Jiang Cheng swallowed his saliva and said, "If you want to tear that sheet, tear that sheet. Tear paper is also a good way to relieve stress. For example, candidates who have just finished their exams. I always tear up books and test papers. Isn't Xin Ba Hao usually under a lot of pressure at work?"

New Baji: "..."

"I'm sorry, Xinbaha..." Jiang Cheng said in a low voice.

"It's alright..." Shinbaha said quickly, "Speaking of which, Qingtai-kun seems to have prepared a show for everyone~ Qingtai-kun~"

"The show? What are you performing? Is there a big rock in your chest? If so, I can barely take a look." Jiang Cheng said casually.

"Who would perform that kind of thing?! Do you want me to die?! Do you want to be dyed red with fresh blood?!" Ching Tai retorted with her face raised.

"Isn't it good? Isn't the red color that comes to mind for the New Year?" Jiang Cheng replied.

"It's not that kind of thing anymore! It's swordsmanship! Swordsmanship!" Harita shouted with her little face raised.

"Swordsmanship? When did you learn that kind of thing?" Jiang Cheng wondered.

"Or did you send me there?! Do you have amnesia?!"

"Really?" Jiang Cheng asked in shock.

"Do you only have the memory of fish?" Qingtai was completely defeated, "In short, I just want to show my training results in front of my mother, so that Brother Jiang Cheng will be impressed by everyone!"

"Impressive? How to shave? The third session of eye exercises?" Jiang Cheng said casually.

"Swordsmanship? Back then I remembered that we were in the same dojo..." Gui nodded and said with some emotion, but he was interrupted by Jiang Cheng before he finished speaking.

"Shut up, wig."

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui retorted.

"Anything like that is fine~" Jiang Cheng said impatiently, scratching his ears, then looked at Qingta, "Then let's play a game, shall we?"

"Games?" Qingta asked in confusion.

"Well, as long as you can touch the edge of my clothes with your swordsmanship, your next year's pocket money will be multiplied by two." Jiang Cheng nodded casually.

"Really?!" Qingta said in surprise.

Jiang Cheng nodded.

"Then you can't use weapons!" Qingtai is full of confidence, "The new starling said that I am the most talented student! Now I feel like I am really super strong!"

"That's just because you're the only student!" Jiang Cheng complained, "Yes, as long as you can touch the corner of my clothes. Even if you sprinkle your own blood on me, it counts."

"Don't say it's so scary!" Shinba groaned, and looked at Qingta encouragingly, "Come on! Qingtai-kun!"

"Yes! Bring out the aura of our Heaven's Wuxinliu!" A Miao answered.

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The whole room was cleared out, and Jiang Cheng and Qingta were opposed to each other~IndoMTL.com~ One was Jiang Cheng, who was carelessly in his pocket, and the other was Qingta, who was full of confidence. Of course there is an audience.

"I haven't seen such a scene for many years." Gui smiled and said softly.

"What did you say? Gui Sang?" Xin Ba Hao on the side asked suspiciously.

"Nothing." With that said, Gui also looked at the two who were ready to go.

A Miao stood between the two as the referee.

"Then, start!" After A Miao shouted, she took two steps back. And Qingta couldn't wait to rush to Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng turned a blind eye and was still lazy, as if he didn't pay attention to Qingtai at all.

I got it! Sunny thought to herself. Just touch the clothes! Although Jiang Cheng-ge looks very strong, but...it's very easy to just touch the clothes!

Thinking, Harita swung down the bamboo sword...

But the results often don't change with people's thoughts. I saw that Jiang Cheng, who was just in front of Qingtai, disappeared instantly. Before Qingtai could react, Jiang Cheng had appeared behind Qingtai and raised his fist.

With a crisp knock, the competition ended.

The onlookers were speechless when they saw Qing, who had fallen into the floor and lost consciousness.

Jiang Cheng stretched his waist and clapped his hands, "Yo Xi, the warm-up exercise is over! I felt uncomfortable just now, but I felt my whole body stretched after this punch~"

"Don't be so ruthless!" Xin Ba Ha was the first to react and complained, "Shouldn't it be more encouragement to treat children?!"

"Encourage? Encourage what?" Jiang Cheng wondered.

"Qingtai-kun has made great progress, okay! He has been training hard every rest day! Shouldn't the adult be praising his efforts at this time?!"