Maybe a Fake Gintama: End of month summary…

Well, it's the end of the month again. I don't know why, as soon as I write the end of the month summary, I feel like I'm writing a quarterly report in my unit.

First of all, in terms of data, here is still the main site of the starting point.

As of 8:30 tonight, (starting point) 5103 favorites, 622 high subscriptions, 302 average subscriptions, and 80 additional subscriptions (the number of subscriptions within 24 hours of the new chapter).

Actually, at the beginning of this month, I had set four small goals in my mind. The goal has nothing to do with subscription. The small goal is to exceed 1 million words, 5,000 favorites, more than 1,000 monthly tickets received, and more than 10,000 recommended tickets received.

Except for the last recommendation ticket, all the others have been achieved, and I am still very happy. I would also like to thank you all for your great support here.

In terms of content, I don't feel like I have anything to add. I wrote a few original articles this month. There may be some ooc in some places, but I tried my best, really.

There will probably be originals in the future, but this one depends on the inspiration. Although there are several originals that have been well conceived, they are not suitable for writing now. Those originals are suitable for writing after the ending, as postscripts.

Then, let's talk a little bit. In fact, most of the daily life in the back is still based on the original work, so if you feel bored, you can skip it. It doesn't matter. Most of the main line foreshadowing has been written in the previous content. Nothing in the past.

I just don't want to leave any regrets, I just want to write all the daily articles that I can write into this fanfic.

Also, I saw that some pirated readers came and ordered all of them. This feeling is unnecessary. You can start ordering from where you see it. After all, I read it and ordered all. Thirty dollars is not cheap.

I remember a 14-day free period for new users. Every day I see an advertisement to get a starting point currency, and there is no problem with chasing three or four copies of my daily update volume of web articles.

Here, let's talk about how to prostitute valuable coins.

First of all, check in every day. After checking in, there will be a double. Watching a 15-second advertisement can earn 10 valuable coins. This is available every day. Check in for a week in a row and double it to get 60 points on Sunday. In that lottery, if you sign in for 30 consecutive days and there are still 100 days left, you can get 500 points (it seems to be changed to 200 points now?). There is also an ad that randomly gives 1 to 10 points.

Second, valuable currency advertisements will not be swiped three times at the end of each chapter. 30 points in total.

Third, click a subscription, a yellow 10 mark will appear at the bottom of the screen, click in and watch the ad at ten o'clock. This seems to happen six times a day. In this case, because we only have two to three chapters a day, so please try not to waste the remaining three or four opportunities, and find a female book with a small number of words (some female books seem to have only a thousand chapters in one chapter). word, five o'clock), and then take the coin.

The last is the continuous reading time. It seems that it is ten minutes or five minutes. A yellow 10 icon will appear at the bottom of the screen. This seems to be available six or seven times a day. I don't know exactly how many times.

It's basically the most common ones, the rest is investing in new books or something.

This coin is a valuable coin. Use this coin to subscribe. The author also has income, which is suitable for student parties. There is no problem chasing three or five copies of a web article that is updated every day as much as we do. This is what this white-bleaching starter said.

The next thing I said may be a bit profound, because as more and more friends notice our web article, there are more and more trolls. Let’s talk a little bit about this, let’s take an example.

For example, a book friend commented in Zhang Shuo before: It's really disgusting, open NM's harem!

At the time, my first reaction was that this guy is an idiot. Of course, I did respond to him this way for the first time, but after I thought about it carefully, I suddenly noticed something was wrong, and then I spent one night re-reading this web article from beginning to end. again.

As a result, I still couldn't find the place where the tendency to open a harem was manifested. At the time, I was puzzled, saying that as long as you have gone to primary school, your reading comprehension will not be so bad, is this person a nine-year compulsory education? slip through the net?

Suddenly, however, I had an epiphany! Can't help but think of a very scary possibility!

Maybe! Perhaps this book friend has spent a lot of money, and in the long river of time, in countless futures, he has seen some kind of future possibility!

Perhaps in a certain future that the book friend saw, one day I was struck by lightning when I went out, and my whole personality changed drastically.

Thinking of this, my scalp is numb, my back is cold, and I'm soaked in cold sweat! I was completely stunned in place! This is great horror!

But then I thought again, this book friend, at the price of bloodshed, used to remind me not to make mistakes in the chaos, this... What kind of tolerance is this? ! How righteous is this? ! What kind of self-denial is this? !

Thinking of this,

I can't help but be so grateful I don't know what to say!

I hope this book friend can leave an address if he sees this, and I will send you a few pounds of eggs to make up for it.

Finally, let me offer a sincere apology to this book friend and attach a photo of me bowing to you. (attachment.jpg)

What? You said this is not a picture of bowing? No, no, this is the normal gesture of bowing to express gratitude in our hometown.

Just kidding, this chapter has been deleted by me, what I actually want to say is that you can spray it, but don't spray me with those non-existent things. Otherwise it's just plain disgusting.

I give a few templates for those who want to scold and spray, and organize some ideas for those who want to scold, which can be selectively adopted.

The first one, you can spray my writing rubbish, for example [Silly X author, writing is like shit! There is no description at all, and the typo doesn't even change the text, the sentence doesn't make sense, and the complaints are weak and weak, stupid X! ]

Second, you can spray me not only with water but also with a slow update speed, for example: [Silly X author, what he wrote is all the original content, the update is so slow, and so watery, What j8 stuff did you write? ]

Third: You can criticize me for lack of original content, all original content, even if you call me poor imagination.

Fourth: You can spray me that I can't write fight scenes, for example: [Silly X author, the fight scenes you wrote are like shit! 】some type of.

Fifth: You can spray my psychological descriptions like shit, you can spray my lack of vocabulary, you can spray my original content written like shit, etc.

Anything else to add, you can add, these are all I can think of for the time being with my barren imagination. We are not sure about other things, as long as these reasons are used to scold me without bringing my family, I recognize them all, and I will never retaliate.

Actually, having said so much, all I want to say is that you can spray, but don't spray. To be honest, Gintama fans, our quality is okay. After all, there was a saying before: People who like Gintama are not bad guys. Forgot the original words, but the meaning is probably the same.

Reminder, the consequences of spraying me are serious! I am notoriously ruthless in our eight villages! How ruthless? Let me give you a little example and everyone will understand. When I was in elementary school and junior high school, I really planned to write a few pages per day on average for the winter and summer vacation homework and completed it strictly! Say it hard or not! When I think about it now, my scalp feels numb.

Okay, the joke ends here...

I originally wanted to recommend a few books to everyone, but they are basically Japanese, so I thought about it in the end, and it may not suit everyone's appetite. I want to push the text from the starting point, but after searching for a long time, I can't find an author who can py. Forget it, forget it... I'll recommend a three-body version that I like and can be found at the starting point. Da Liu's long sci-fi, three-body. This book, I will not blow the ceiling.

Then I would like to recommend some dramas that play tricks and complain about everyday. I originally wanted to push what I liked, but after thinking about it in the end, I should just push some daily jokes. Because I feel that there are some other styles that I may like but everyone may not like...

Daily, boys' high school students, girls' high school students, pop sub and popi beauty, I don't need to say that everyone should have seen or heard of these films. , like the earliest day and the later Arakawa hilarious group, the blue sea (the sea of ​​Yan Yi), the superpower daughter (also called the underworld daughter), and the backstreet girl, Mr. Despair, the hilarious life of the tropical rainforest, animation fellow Yes, Prison Academy, my name is Heguigan Sakamoto, the disaster of Saiki Kusuo, let's sneak, Nayko, the monthly girl Nozaki-kun, the devil Asazel is calling, etc...

As well as the third season of Assong, which just ended yesterday, Assong really wants to push it hard and play with stalks. Don't be persuaded by the style of painting, you will fall in love with the unscrupulous six twins. In fact, there are also a lot of Assong Terriers in Gintama, the sheeeh action that has appeared many times, and the spoof 11 twins in the football chapter.

There should be many more, but I can't remember them for a while. I will add them later. I only think of these for now. If you have any interesting stories, you can reply in this chapter.

Finally, I would like to apologize to everyone in advance. Due to personal reasons, the update of the fake Gintama may not be as diligent as before.

In the last summary at the end of the month, I also said that it was actually quite tiring. Not only did I have to go to work, but I also had a milk tea shop at home that needed to be taken care of. I had actually quarreled with my girlfriend several times because of this. If I put all my free time in the online article like this, I may really have to hire a store manager.

As a store manager, I have to pay at least 3,000 salary a month (a small 18th-tier county). It's been three months since I can get full attendance here, and after that, there is only one subscription share, and I can get more than 1,000 yuan a month.

If you hire another store manager~IndoMTL.com~, you will really put money into it. Losing more than 2,000 a month, it is estimated that this web article will take more than half a year to write, let’s count seven months, and at least lose 15,000. It is indeed a bit more, my private house money is not that much...

I said at the beginning, although it doesn't matter if we make money or not, but the subsidy is indeed a little...

It's not worth the effort, so I decided. After that, I will allocate more free time to the store, and this aspect of online articles may be reduced a bit. But it won't reduce too much, and stable updates should probably be possible. The daily update time should be adjusted, but I will see how the time is allocated in the past few days. No eunuch, don't worry.

There should be very few additions in normal times, and even if there will be additions, they will all be on weekends. There is basically no time to add updates from Monday to Friday...

I hope you understand...

Sorry! ! !

Finally...

Good night, see you tomorrow.