Maybe a Fake Gintama: Extra 10: Thank you
"Huh?!" Little Kagura was shocked, "Did Dad go on a school trip before you?! What about Mommy?"
Jiang Hua still kept smiling and did not speak.
"Of course!" The owner of Xinghai Fang replied without hesitation, "At that time, I was the most obedient child in the class!"
"The second half of the sentence is simply impossible!" Kamui groaned.
"What's impossible! That's true!" The Master of Xinghai Fang retorted, but then the Master of Xinghai Fang smiled mysteriously, and pretended to be mysterious, took out an object from his arms and held it in his hand, "There is actually a surprise today. I want to give it to my baby!"
"Surprise?" Little Kagura tilted his head a little confused, "What is that? What does surprise mean?"
"It's a gift! It's a gift that took great effort!" The Master of Xinghaifang replied.
"Gift?!" Kagura jumped down again, ran to Xinghai Fangzhu's clothes, and stared at Xinghai Fangzhu with big eyes, "Is there any Kagura? Is there any for Kagura? Are you ready for a surprise?"
"That..." The master of Xinghaifang did not stare at his daughter, "That, actually..."
"No? Is there no Kagura? Isn't Kagura worthy of surprises?" Little Kagura's eyes slowly filled with mist.
"Next time! Next time, be sure to prepare a surprise for Kagura! Is it alright for one person? Next time it's Kagura's turn, okay?" Xinghaifang said quickly.
"Really?" Kagura wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, raised her head and asked seriously.
"Of course!" The Master of Xinghai Fang replied without hesitation.
"That's fine, then, next time, be sure to prepare a surprise for Kagura." Little Kagura stretched out her pinky thumb.
The master of Xinghaifang smiled and extended his little finger.
"Where's the gift?" Jiang Hua asked aloud.
"Of course it's this one!" Xinghaifang advocated opening his other hand, only to see a green crystalline stone lying in the hands of the master of Xinghaifang.
"What's the matter? Are you speechless when you are shocked?" Seeing that no one spoke, the master of Xinghaifang explained, "Don't underestimate this thing! This can help mother recover. things!”
"Huh?" Kamui deliberately prolonged his voice, "It's the best gift."
Having said that, Shenwei got up and lifted the sack at the door, poured all the crystal stones inside, and glanced at the crystal stones in the hands of the master of Xinghai Fang again, teasing: "What a surprise~ "
Seeing that the ground is full of crystalline stones, and none of them is smaller than the crystalline stone in his hand, the master of Xinghaifang just felt that it would be too embarrassing to find a crack in the ground to dig into.
"Well, I was just joking just now!" The master of Xinghai Fang coughed twice and said again, "That time, I actually prepared a surprise for Kagura!"
"Hey?! Really?!" Kagura said in surprise.
"Yeah! Really!" The owner of Xinghaifang said seriously, and then looked at Jiang Hua with a serious face, "Damn, let's work hard today! How about making a brother or sister for Kagura? Kagura, Surprise? You're about to have a brother or sister!"
As a result, readers can probably guess that the master of Xinghaifang hung it on the ceiling all night.
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The next day.
"Looks like someone is faster than me..." The Master of Xinghai Fang stood in front of the bed and murmured,
"Ah, yes." Jiang Hua sat at the head of the bed and glanced at Kagura and Shenwei who were sleeping beside him, then looked at the crystal stone in his hand, and replied with a smile.
"Who is it..." The owner of Xinghai Fang wondered, "I have been searching for so many years and only found a small piece. Who can find so much in such a short time..."
Jiang Hua didn't answer, but looked to the side of Shenwei.
"Could it be..." The owner of Xinghaifang looked at Shenwei, "could it be this stinky boy? Am I going to be surpassed by this stinky boy whose hair has not grown yet?!"
"No," Jiang Hua shook his head, then looked out the window and said softly, "It's another [family member]."
"Another family member? Who?" The owner of Xinghai Fang was still puzzled.
"Earth." Jiang Hua turned his head and reminded.
"Earth?" The owner of Xinghaifang didn't know why, but then he thought of something, "Could it be that stinky boy! I heard that that stinky boy participated in the war, and then disappeared. I didn't expect... "
Yes, in fact, Jiang Hua has always been concerned about Jiang Cheng of the earth. Every time the master of Xinghaifang goes out, he will let the master of Xinghaifang pay attention to Jiang Cheng's news.
"I can understand if I say that. If it is an existence like you, he must be more sensitive to these things than an ordinary person like me..." Xinghai Fangzhu finally wanted to understand, "Then , where is that stinky boy now?"
Jiang Hua shook his head and did not answer.
"Didn't he show up?" Xinghai Fangzhu continued, "I heard that he killed a division of Chunyu alone on Earth. The whole Chunyu is now looking for him. Then, maybe I should talk to a few old friends of Chunyu. Say hello and thank him."
"What about you? Are you going to leave this time?" Jiang Hua ignored Xinghai Fangzhu's words and continued to ask.
"Ah, I'm leaving, I don't want an outsider to work hard for my wife, while I hide here." The master of Xinghaifang squatted down, held Jiang Hua's hand and said.
"Perhaps, this is also family, not just staying together is family." Jiang Hua murmured.
"Jiang Hua, you..." Xinghai Fangzhu never thought that he would hear such words from Jiang Hua's mouth, and his expression became gentle.
"God shakes..."
Just when the two fell in love and their mouths were about to touch...
"Ahem!" Kamui sat up and stared at the two of them.
"You stinky brat occasionally show me the atmosphere, atmosphere! Can't you see the atmosphere now?!" The master of Xinghaifang scolded.
"You're the one! I get goosebumps all over my body when I say these disgusting words in front of children!" Kamui retorted.
"Shenwei, this is wrong. You should pretend to be asleep like Kagura, pretending that you can't hear anything." Little Kagura sat up, stretched out a finger and said earnestly.
Master of Xinghai Fang: "..."
Jiang Hua: "..."
"The journey is smooth." Jiang Hua said decisively, lying down at the same time and closing his eyes.
"Isn't it?!!" The master of Xinghaifang shouted without love, and at the same time looked at Shenwei, who was expressionless and contemptuous, "You stinky boy!"
"This stinky bald man!" Kamui was not to be outdone.
"What did you say?!" The head of Xinghaifang was angry, "I should call me a father with a cool head! No, no, my hair is still very thick now! Jiang Hua, don't be in front of children all the time. If you say that you are bald and bald, it will become true if you say more!"
"Isn't that better?!" Kamui shouted.
"What a mad bastard! If I knew that you would be born, I should have shot you into a corner!" The Master of Xinghaifang said with a grin.
But at this time, Jiang Hua couldn't hold back his laughter.
"Mom..." Kamui said he was hurt.
"Sorry, Shenwei," Jiang Hua said, "I just think this sentence sounds familiar. Some people said this ten years ago."
"Who is it?" Xinghai Fangzhu and Shenwei asked at the same time.
"It's an idiot." Jiang Hua put the quilt on after he finished speaking.
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"Hey, let's go after lunch." Shenwei stood at the door and said to the master of Xinghaifang.
"Hey?" The master of Xinghai Fang raised his head and glanced around, then turned his head and pointed at himself doubtfully, "Are you talking to me? Could it be that you have done something similar to taking a house? Right? Or do you have a fever?"
The veins on Shenwei's face jumped, and finally he couldn't bear to rush towards the master of Xinghaifang.
"Mommy, Kamui has a fight with Dad!" Inside the house, Kagura pointed out the window and said.
"I know." Jiang Hua said with a smile, then stood up from the bed, "I haven't moved my body for a long time... Kagura, you have to close your eyes."
"I understand!" Kagura quickly covered his eyes, but secretly left a few gaps for himself.
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Shenwei with a bruised nose and a swollen face and the master of Xinghaifang knelt before the dining table and no one dared to speak first, while Jiang Hua sat at the dining table with Kagura to eat.
Except for the sound of Jiang Hua and Xiao Kagura eating, the entire room was eerily quiet.
After Kagura was full, Jiang Hua glanced at Xinghai Fangzhu and Shenwei who were still kneeling on the ground, and said casually, "Eat."
The two of them were relieved and quickly got up and ran to the dining table.
"This chicken drumstick is mine! My dear wife made it for me!" Xinghai Fangzhu shouted as he saw that the drumstick he was going to get was preempted by Shenwei.
"No! Mom made this especially for me!" Kamui retorted.
Then, the two started a frantic fight for food. The whole table is the battlefield for the two of them. On the other hand, Jiang Hua squinted his eyes and smiled.
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After lunch ~IndoMTL.com~ Dad, wait. "Shenwei shouted to the master of Xinghaifang.
"What's wrong?" The master of Xinghai Fang, who was ready to go, turned his head and asked.
"Thank you..." Came the Kamui mosquito-like voice.
"Nani?" The owner of Xinghai Fang was a little confused, "Did you really eat something that shouldn't be eaten today?"
"Thank you!" Resisting the anger in his heart, Kamui raised his head and shouted, but then he said in a softer tone, "Thank you for saving mother from the **** called loneliness, although I I don't know much about it now, but thank you very much!"
"What nonsense are you talking about," Xinghai Fangzhu walked up to Shenwei, stretched out his hand and touched Shenwei's head, with a very gentle expression, "It's not only me who brought her salvation, but you and Kagura. Maybe I should also say thank you, thank you, for being my family."
"It's disgusting, you bald man, I heard these sensational words from your mouth..." Shenwei turned his head and pouted the corners of his mouth, but his eyes were wet.
"What did you say you stinky brat!" The Master of Xinghai Fang couldn't help cursing.
So the two got into trouble again.
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