Maybe a Fake Gintama: Extra 2: Lost…
Burning Sun.
"Ah," Jiang Cheng sighed and looked at the scene in front of him, and then continued to laugh at himself, "As expected, I'm just a little devil, and I came to this kind of place unknowingly."
After speaking, Jiang Cheng unconsciously walked towards a certain street.
…
The war against foreigners had just ended.
Now Jiang Cheng is full of confusion. He has lost the person he wants to protect, or has lost his goal. There seems to be nothing in front of him.
All I have left is a walking corpse.
Jiang Cheng walked aimlessly, unable to see the direction or the future.
Jiang Cheng remembered what Songyang once said, [Actually, I am too, I am still confused, but is it okay? Sometimes troubled and sometimes lost, you just need to be the samurai you dream of. ]
"Teacher, it's really simple to say, but how should I go on in a life where I don't even know the direction..." Jiang Cheng murmured while looking ahead.
At this moment, Jiang Cheng recalled a certain woman with the same smile as Song Yang, who was the first person he met.
"I'm really an idiot, I think of Sister Jiang Hua at this time," Jiang Cheng laughed at himself, "but with my current appearance, even Sister Jiang Hua would be very disappointed when she sees it... I The life of failure...the life that neither protects the teacher nor protects the companion..."
At this moment, Jiang Cheng saw a space ship, which should be a space passenger ship to be precise. After thinking for a long time, Jiang Cheng finally chose to board the spaceship.
[Just take a look from a distance, just let me take a look at Sister Jiang Hua from a distance! 】 Jiang Cheng thought so in his heart.
Then, following the spaceship Jiang Cheng into the universe, the name of the master of Xinghai Fang is easy to inquire about. After all, the master of Xinghai Fang is quite famous in the universe at this time.
Jiang Cheng did not take much effort to inquire about the home of the owner of Xinghai Fang, and then changed several boats and finally arrived at the nominal home of Sister Jiang Hua - Luoyang.
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After taking care of the two gangsters, Jiang Cheng raised his head and looked at the sky. The sky in Liyang seemed to be overcast all the time, as if he was always ready to cry, as if it would rain in the next second. Falling. Of course, the rain is also really frequent.
The whole street is full of gangsters. Jiang Cheng has only been here for half an hour. Several gangsters have already been eyeing him, and these gangsters will never know what it means to retreat in spite of difficulties. After rushing up, at a certain moment, Jiang Cheng's heart was already killing.
This is no wonder Jiang Cheng. After all, the war against foreigners has just ended, and Jiang Cheng's hostility has not completely faded away, and the blood on his hands has not been completely washed away.
"That stinky uncle is really a good place to pick. He doesn't understand romance at all." Jiang Cheng sighed and complained, then squatted down and searched the two fainted gangsters. .
"It's really a poor planet, just a few dollars..." Jiang Cheng sighed and put the coins he found in his arms. Jiang Cheng didn't have no money, but it was his fine tradition. , after all, when I was a child wandering with Songyang, I was really too poor, I couldn't help it, I couldn't help it...
Just when Jiang Cheng was about to get up and leave, a child stopped him.
"Hey, you bastard," Shenwei shouted while holding an umbrella behind Jiang Cheng, "what the **** are you doing?"
"Yeah, ah, who's bunny ran out? But Ojisan doesn't have carrots here." Jiang Cheng slowly got up and looked at the approaching person, squinting and smiling.
In fact, Jiang Cheng could see Shenwei's identity at a glance. If he had to say it, the dull hair on his head was too conspicuous, almost exactly the same as Jiang Hua.
"Hey, don't talk to me in that frivolous tone!" Said Shenwei and rushed over. At this time, Shenwei had just met Afutu and was infected by Afutu's words, and felt a little uneasy in his heart. Happily, Jiang Cheng in front of him just turned into a punching bag for Shenwei.
Jiang Cheng blocked Shenwei's horizontal kick with one hand. Seeing that he missed a hit, Shenwei was already prepared, and his clenched fist slammed into Jiang Cheng's face.
But Jiang Cheng didn't give Shenwei this chance, "Don't just look at my hands, give me a little attention to my legs~"
Saying that, Jiang Cheng raised his right leg and hit him with a knee!
Seeing this, Shenwei quickly blocked it with both hands, but he was still hit, and the whole person was in the air...
At this time, Jiang Cheng turned around slightly and straightened his right leg...
Oops! God might think.
One kick hit...
Jiang Cheng looked at Shenwei who was holding his leg with a black line on his face, "Hey, what's going on? Shouldn't the normal routine at this time be kicked by me and then stand up and wipe the blood from the corners of his mouth and say it. A sentence [I won't admit defeat]? What are you trying to make a fuss about? Can't you play cards according to the routine? It made the lines I just prepared impossible to say!"
"Do you think you're watching some hot-blooded comics?!" Kamui groaned, and at the same time bit down directly, biting into Jiang Cheng's leg.
"Ah-!!"
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"You're not just a rabbit! You're a puppy! It hurts, kid!" Jiang Cheng shouted at Shenwei who was beside him, and rubbed the place where he was bitten by Shenwei, "I don't know if I need it or not. Rabies vaccine..."
"You're the puppy!" Kamui retorted with a grin.
At this time, the two of them were sitting side by side on the steps of a square. The rain fell gently, and Jiang Cheng stretched out his umbrella slightly towards Shenwei.
"Take action against passersby you don't know, it looks like your family education is really messed up~" Jiang Cheng said casually. last sentence.
"Are you also a Night Rabbit?" Shenwei didn't mind, but looked at the umbrella in Jiang Cheng's hand and asked, "And you're not from here, right? I've never seen you here."
"Children are really curious, that's why I can't like it." Jiang Cheng replied casually.
"Are you...with those people?"
"Although I don't know who you are talking about, I am who I am."
"So..."
"Children have to look like children, but they will become bald when they grow up with bitterness and hatred." Jiang Cheng said casually.
"Who would become bald!" Kamui retorted, "But what are you doing in such a place? In such a poor and chaotic place..."
After thinking about it, Jiang Cheng replied, "I don't know, maybe I just want to act like a spoiled child..."
"You're just a child! You're such a big man, but you're still thinking of acting like a spoiled child!" God said arrogantly.
"That's right, such a big man still wants to act like a spoiled child. I didn't expect that one day I would be educated by a kid~" Jiang Cheng said with a chuckle.
"You're... very strong." After a long time, Shenwei raised his head and said slowly.
"Strong?" Jiang Cheng continued, "I don't know, if it was really strong, maybe I wouldn't come here."
Shenwei just wanted to say something, but Jiang Cheng had already stood up, "Let's find a shop to relax at this time, do you want to come together? Kid."
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Shenwei looked at the shop Jiang Cheng was looking for, his whole face darkened, "What do you want to bring a child like me to a place like this?!" Shenwei raised his head and shouted.
"Hey? If you're relaxing, of course, you'd come to a place like this, a place where both Kawaii's young lady and sister can have two drinks." After speaking, Jiang Cheng lifted his leg and walked in, "I don't know about the universe. What is the difference between the young lady and the earth..."
"Hey, there's even Chinese wine in this kind of place! It's amazing!" Jiang Cheng said with emotion, and at the same time he looked at the smiling lady who was pouring the wine for him. Sister, pink skin, the whole face looks very handsome, the key is that a certain part looks really majestic.
"Miss~ I wonder if you have time to spend the night with me tonight?" Jiang Cheng asked expectantly.
"Hey, what are you doing now? What are you saying in front of children?! You are the one who doesn't understand family education the most!" Shenwei frantically complained on the side.
"Ah, leave him alone," Jiang Cheng said with a smile to the young lady beside him, "If you have strawberry milk, just give him two glasses."
"Speaking of you, are you really rich? Come to a place like this..."
Shenwei leaned over to Jiang Cheng's side and seemed a little cautious. After all, this was the first time he had been brought to such a place.
"Who are you looking down on, kid," Jiang Cheng snorted disdainfully, and took out a stack of thick banknotes from his arms.
"You are so rich and you rob those gangsters! You are really bad!"
"Hey, don't think too much, kid! Did you confuse the robber with the robber? I'm the robber, okay!" Jiang Cheng retorted.
"Even if you say so..."
"My education is disguised education, so that when they know what they want from others, they will also lose something..."
"What kind of crooked reasoning is this!" Shenwei pouted and pouted.
"It's not crooked reasoning, it's education!" Jiang Cheng said sharply, and then looked at the young lady next to him with a smile on his face, "I haven't answered yet~"
"Of course they are willing~ After all, the guests look super handsome~ I have never eaten such a good-looking guest before~"
"Private Marseille~IndoMTL.com~ Please replace me with a young lady," Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said to the waiter beside him, "I don't like meat-eating girls at all~"
When the young lady stood up and left angrily, Shenwei finally couldn't help but whispered, "Your personality is really weird..."
After saying that, Kamui stood up, "I'm going home." After that, he left without looking back.
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"Mom, I met a super weird person today!" Shenwei said impatiently as soon as he opened the door.
However, it wasn't until Shenwei walked in the door that he found a familiar bald man standing beside the bed...
"Why is it strange?" Jiang Hua asked while sitting on the bed with a smile.
"No, nothing."
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On the other hand, when Jiang Cheng came out of the tavern drunkenly, he was dragged back home by a young lady who had been described as a carnivorous woman before...
Of course, before dawn the next day, Jiang Chengcheng was thrown out of the house by Miss Sister. Except for the clothes and the umbrella, everything else was confiscated...
The young lady still said something in her mouth, "Anyone who looks handsome is a scumbag! A scumbag who has done that kind of thing and doesn't want to be responsible!"
Jiang Cheng got up and retorted, "What is a scumbag! You are just taking advantage of others' danger! And I don't remember what I did! I'm not the kind of man who likes to move around while asleep. !”
Miss Sister blushed and spit, "You haven't done anything, but there are some parts of your body that make you tease..."
"Stop talking! I admit it! Take the money! You don't owe each other!" Jiang Cheng slipped away without looking back.