Maybe a Fake Gintama: Extra episode 8: Shenwei’s school trip~
The next morning.
"Hey, what the **** are you doing?" Jiang Cheng asked with a black line on his face as he looked at Shenwei who was standing in front of the spaceship with a big bag on his back.
"Hurry up and open the spaceship door, you bastard!" Kamui shouted as he slammed on the door.
"Ah? Did you know that I was leaving and wanted to see me off?" Jiang Cheng wondered, then clasped his hands and said with a look of relief, "No need, see off or something..."
"Listen to me, you bastard!" Kamui scolded while pulling his neck.
"Wish me a smooth journey?" Jiang Cheng wiped the nonexistent tears from the corners of his eyes, and then said with emotion: "What a good boy~ Thank you so much, see you then."
After speaking, Jiang Cheng waved at Shenwei who was lying on the front glass window of the spaceship and started the spaceship.
The spaceship slowly lifted off, and Shenwei saw that the situation was not good. He clawed at the window of the spaceship and slowly lifted off with the spaceship.
"Hey! You bastard! Do you want to kill me?!" Kamui cursed with white eyes as he saw himself getting further and further away from the ground.
"I've come so far, and I'm still giving it away? What a moving kid~" Jiang Cheng was moved again.
"Ah, ah, ah!!! Give me a talk to people, you are a **** !!!!"
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"So, what are you trying to do?" Jiang Cheng finally opened the hatch and let Shenwei in.
"Almost died..." Shenwei sat in the spaceship, still in shock, "You bastard, you're really abominable!"
"Huh? I just thought you were here to see me off," Jiang Cheng said casually. "Besides, it was you who ripped off the spaceship without consent. Men should be responsible for their actions!"
"I... I want to know how my mother feels!" Kamui raised his head and said seriously, "So, I'll go with you too! If I'm there, maybe I can understand..."
"Yes," Jiang Cheng interrupted Shenwei and said casually, "but you have to listen to me throughout this journey! First, clean the spaceship inside and out! Otherwise, I'll throw you out! "
"What is this!" Kamui shouted with a raised face, "But...forget it, just do the chores, you have to take me to my mother's hometown!"
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Seeing Shenwei who was holding a mop and fuming with the floor of the spaceship, Jiang Cheng took a sip of Coke, couldn't help laughing and said softly, "A school trip? It's a good excuse. But ...maybe he can really learn something..."
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"Have you seen it? That planet is called Nadeshiko! There are all beautiful big sisters on it!" Jiang Cheng pointed to a planet outside the window and introduced to Kamui beside him, "The planet on this planet is full of beautiful big sisters!" Girls never marry out! But they regularly look for the man they like from the universe! Once they find it, they will challenge the man in a tangled way!"
"Once you lose, then you'll be tied back to be your son-in-law! Remember that, kid!"
"Let's not talk about this..." Kamui murmured, and then pointed to the countless spaceships chasing him behind the spaceship and shouted, "This kind of thing doesn't matter! Those spaceships chasing us are from Nadeko. Star launch! What the **** did you do to them!"
"You also know that I am very gentle towards women, how could I have the heart to win against them?" Jiang Cheng explained with a sigh.
"So what? You lost?"
"That's not losing! It's a gentleman!" Jiang Cheng said sharply.
"The other party has shown a cannon!" Kamui shouted loudly, "What should I do now!"
"Of course I have to speed up the road!" Jiang Cheng answered as a matter of course, and turned to the console, and muttered to himself, "This seems to be acceleration, this seems to be braking..."
"You don't know how to fly a spaceship at all?!" Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was sluggish, Shenwei only felt that he was about to suffer.
"Don't talk! Who can understand this kind of thing! The manual is too long!" Jiang Cheng shouted.
"Get out of the way for me! Give me the manual! I'll do it!" Shenwei slammed Jiang Cheng, picked up the manual and glanced at it, and decisively pressed the correct accelerator key.
"As expected of Sister Jiang Hua's son, you have the potential to become One Piece!" Jiang Cheng praised as he got up.
"I was killed by you before that!" Kamui turned his head and cursed, but as soon as he finished speaking, he saw a fleet again appearing in front of the spaceship.
"That what?" Kamui asked.
"Oh, that, I remembered it!" Jiang Cheng stood up and replied, "That should be Oupaixing's spaceship! I happened to pass by last time..."
"What do you mean by passing by? What's wrong with you?!"
"Just had a few drinks with the captain of that planet and had a good night." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, "But speaking of it, that officer is really super beautiful~ Yes The type I like."
"Then why did they stop in front of us?" Kamui asked with a dark face.
"I don't know, maybe it's just for another drink." Jiang Cheng replied.
"The other party showed his weapon! It's not as simple as having a drink!" Kamui scolded, "You're too bad!"
"Don't talk nonsense, little brat! I rejected it well!" Jiang Cheng retorted, "Although she didn't agree."
"I can't imagine it at all!" Kamui scolded, and at the same time did not stop his hand, frantically operating the spaceship on the control interface.
In the end, Jiang Cheng and Shenwei escaped.
"Hoo~ I was almost killed by you..." Kamui said while lying on the floor panting.
"No, that we seem to be surrounded again..." Jiang Cheng murmured, pointing to the fleet not far away.
"What?!!!" Shenwei already felt that he had no love for life, "How much trouble have you got into this guy!!"
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After going through 9981 disasters, Jiang Cheng and Shenwei finally arrived at Yu'an Star.
"Hey, can you stop provoking women next time?" Kamui looked at Jiang Cheng with contempt.
"What did you say?" Jiang Cheng glanced at the prestige and complained, "How can a man ruthlessly refuse a woman's invitation?"
"You almost made me die in the universe with you!" Kamui shouted frantically.
"Don't say such unlucky words!" Jiang Guo retorted decisively, "It should be said that we will become beautiful stars together!"
"There's no difference at all!" Shenwei shouted, and at the same time the spacecraft landed steadily on the ground, looking at the devastated land, Shenwei murmured, "This, this is the hometown of mother ..."
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"Hey, if your body can't support it, just say it in advance, don't force yourself to know?" Jiang Cheng reminded Shenwei who was gasping for breath beside him.
"I see." Kamui raised his head, took a deep breath and said.
"Since I chose to take you out, I will send you back unharmed. You don't want your mother to be sad, do you?" After speaking, Jiang Cheng walked forward without looking back.
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"That... what is it?" Looking at the countless large snakes standing on the surface of the roaming land, Shenwei asked out loudly hiding behind Jiang Cheng.
"Oh, that, it's your mother's pet, I don't know the name or anything." Jiang Cheng said casually, but just after he finished speaking, a big snake attacked Jiang Cheng, roaring and charging. Jiang Cheng rushed over.
Looking at Jiang Cheng who is fighting with the big snake, Shenwei's face is full of black lines, "Is this really a pet?"
"Really!" After Jiang Cheng suppressed the big snake, he jumped down and landed in front of Shenwei and said, "If you don't believe me, you can try it."
"What does it mean to try...?"
"Put its head, isn't that what pets are like?" Jiang Cheng said casually, and brought his divine might to the paralyzed big snake, "Try it, if it's you, it should be I can feel it."
"Really?" Kamui said uncertainly, but he stretched out his hand tremblingly and placed it on the snake's head.
Contrary to Shenwei's surprise, the big snake did not attack him, but arched Shenwei's body, put Shenwei on his head, and then straightened his body.
"Wow!" Shenwei sat on the head of the big snake and glanced at the distant scenery and Jiang Cheng on the ground, and then came up with a good idea, pointed at Jiang Cheng and shouted: "Hey, big snake, give this to Jiang Cheng. I'll kill him!"
As soon as Shenwei finished shouting, all the big snakes rushed towards Jiang Cheng.
"You brat is going too far!" Jiang Cheng scolded while dodging, "Your behavior is called revenge for kindness! Kill the donkey! Ah, no, I'm not a donkey."
"You made me almost bury me in the universe!" Kamui said with a snort, "Big snake, the lower body is the focus of the attack!"
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"Hey, you look very happy," Jiang Cheng, who was covered in dust, glanced at the smiling **** who was saying goodbye to the big snake and said contemptuously.
"No way!" Shenwei hurriedly replied, but his face was slightly red.
Jiang Cheng couldn't help but snickered~IndoMTL.com~ Sure enough, a child is a child. "
"By the way, the next step is to go to the place where my mother once lived, right?" Kamui asked with a small face.
"Well." Jiang Cheng said and walked in a certain direction with divine power.
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"This is..." Looking at the small house in front of him, Kamui murmured, "Is this where my mother used to live?"
"Well, here you are, you can read the books and the diary under the bed. The spaceship is not far away, and the food is over there." After a while, Jiang Cheng continued, "I'll wait here for you. Alright."
"I want to be with you..."
"No!" Jiang Cheng refused decisively, but then his tone became much softer, "You can find the answer you are looking for by staying here. And I also have work that I want to accomplish."
"But..." In the end, Kamui compromised, "I see."
"A school trip, only what you learn can be called a school trip." Jiang Cheng raised a finger and continued, "I'm also looking forward to it. Come on! Boy!"
"Go!"
"Hi!" After answering, Jiang Guo closed the door decisively and left.
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