Maybe a Fake Gintama: : Learn to take things for granted with a normal mind, just like Ming…
End Chapter: Learn to take things for granted with a normal mind, just like the lack of a bright moon is the norm.
"Really, what a rude act to others at such a time, you really almost pulled your hair down, you're a crazy woman..."
Jiang Cheng walked while rubbing his head, muttering incessantly.
After feeling the icy cold gaze coming from the side, Jiang Cheng stopped the muttering in his mouth, raised his eyebrows unhappily, squinted at Yueyong, and pouted the corners of his mouth. sound.
Yueyong also snorted coldly and said lightly, "That man (Old)..."
Jiang Cheng smiled lightly, waved his hand at the traveling girl beside the road with a smile, and asked softly at the same time.
"What's wrong?"
"Can something like inner sin really disappear because of that kind of reckoning?"
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng laughed dumbly, shook his head helplessly, then looked ahead, and said slowly at the same time: "Ah, that might be the case for that sea leader, and this is the best result for him. Say you Ah... no matter how stupid it is, it should be clear, right? That kind of facial paralysis is not suitable for keeping that kind of thing."
"Then..." Yue Yong looked over, "How about you?"
Jiang Cheng waved his hands with the ladies and sisters on the side of the road, and answered calmly: "The situation is slightly different, no matter what kind of sin, I will bear it until the last moment, this is my... strong ."
Looking at Jiang Cheng, who rolled his eyes and smiled at him, Yueyong was inexplicably lost.
However, Jiang Chengcheng didn't seem to notice, and continued to say: "I, I have spent some time wanting to know what real power is like, and even asked myself about my own power (physical ) is really powerful, and what does it mean?
...finally, I came to certain conclusions.
——The strength of physical ability is not really strong. If he can't bear the consequences of his actions, there is no real power, even if he can defeat a thousand with one.
(To oppose foreigners) We were like that during the war. We who were immature did all kinds of stupid things with our false strength. The result is that many people cannot bear the consequences and sins caused by their actions after the war is over, and they are like walking dead and can't even find the meaning of living.
Compared to them, I'm lucky, it didn't take years or even ten years to understand the simplest truth in the world. That's why, I walked in front of them a long time ago..."
Speaking, Jiang Cheng smiled again and continued softly: "Is it too complicated? Well, to put it simply, my sins do not need to be settled by anyone, I have already Enough.
And, it's not as heavy as you think. After all, at that time, a group of idiots ran into the universe and took away a large part of the things (sins) that I was going to take according to the bill. Right? One of the idiots?
In short, don't worry about this kind of thing. There is no need to think about how to make this person (me) live a little easier. For me, being able to live with these things (sins) in the hoped-for future in the name of atonement is already something. Too extravagant to be happy. "
After saying such meaningful words, Jiang Cheng left Yueyong who stopped, and walked straight ahead, leaving Yueyong behind him little by little.
…Why is it so easy for everyone to be seen through by this person every time? The "rescue this person" that I once hoped for is obviously not like this...
Thinking, Yueyong gradually clenched her fists.
"But ah..." Jiang Cheng suddenly stopped, as if thinking of something, he turned his head and bent his eyes again and smiled softly.
"...human beings themselves are forgettable creatures, even for their sins.
Me too.
Unlike ordinary people, for me, forgetting those things (sins) is more painful and difficult to forgive myself.
So, just like you're used to calling me out of bed, could you please... remind me not to forget those things from now on? After all, are you used to it? Of course, I'm probably used to it, and if someone else came, I wouldn't..."
In hindsight, Yueyong, whose face and ears were gradually turning red, panicked and interrupted Jiang Cheng incoherently: "ru...ru...ru...you said who is used to it! I'm not used to that kind of thing! I just can't stand your slack as a debtor!"
"Ah, that's fine."
Looking at Jiang Cheng who waved his hands indifferently and started again, Yueyong was stunned for a while, and then a nameless fire burst into his heart.
"Better die sooner! You scum!"
With the whizzing sound of Kuwu breaking through the air and the sound of puffing Kuwu penetrating into the human body, Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and fell to the ground with a plop.
Yue Yong walked forward slowly, holding the cigarette pipe, standing beside Jiang Cheng with one hand around her chest, and pretending to speak calmly without her still flushed face.
"But...since you've already requested so much, no...no way, this...this kind of reminder can still satisfy you for the time being..."
Jiang Cheng, who unplugged the Kunai from the back of his head, looked at Yueyong with a twitch on his head, his head full of black lines.
"No, this method doesn't have any use for memory, it's more counterproductive, right? It's always going to be broken sooner or later, right?"
"Do I need to pierce anything other than the head?"
"No, no need." Jiang Cheng stood up, raised his hand with squinted Doudou eyes, and said, "Please forget my request just now, just treat it as if I didn't say it, and if it doesn't work, treat it as me personally. It's okay to withdraw the request, anyway, bye!"
Whoosh!
Pfft!
"Is it ok here?"
Yue Yong pointed at Jiang Cheng's **** and asked.
"You can be as big as you are!" Jiang Cheng, who pulled out Kuwu's buttocks, roared angrily, "I already said that I don't need you anymore!"
Whoosh!
Pfft!
"Where's that?"
"It has nothing to do with where it is! They said they don't need it! Are you going to fight?! You crazy woman!"
……
The narrow and remote residential area of Yoshihara is populated by "retired" old women who have long stopped accepting customers, and usually only teach young girls some experience.
But there are not many left. A long time ago, before Jiang Cheng came to Yoshihara, there were not many mother-in-laws left here.
Under the rule of Fengxian, they no longer receive customers, have no source of income, and are extremely poor and haggard. Even if they are occasionally rescued by some juniors, it is difficult for them to live alone for a long time.
It was not until Jiang Cheng came to Yoshihara that their lives improved a little. They could receive at least some relief money every month, which was more than enough to guarantee a person's life.
Um... During the patrol, Jiang Cheng and Yueyong chased a suspicious figure and turned east and west into a dead end.
Looking at the empty cul-de-sac and looking around, Jiang Cheng raised his eyebrows and pinched his chin in doubt.
"It's strange, that figure is clearly coming this way..."
Yue Yong took out the kunai and alerted the surroundings.
"Don't let your guard down, maybe it's hiding here, that skill... definitely not from Yoshihara!"
"Ah, indeed..." Jiang Cheng nodded, but then he suddenly noticed something and sniffed his nose, "Hey, Yueyue, have you smelled a strange smell? Sweet... It's very strange, like I've smelled it before..."
"Huh?" Yueyong also sniffed her nose, "Indeed, there is a familiar smell, this..."
For a moment, the two of them reacted at the same time and covered their noses at the same time.
The two with their heads bowed looked at the pink heart-shaped incense at their feet, and their faces sank at the same time.
The slowly rising yellow-pink smoke brought back some unforgettable memories of the two of them.
"Water...water! Hurry up and find water!"
"Don't panic! Anyway, close your eyes and pinch your nose! Turn around! Leave the water to me!"
Yueyong, who did as she did, pinched her nose and closed her eyes, turning her back: "Hurry... hurry up and put it out!"
"Shut up!" Jiang Cheng roared, "The more anxious this is, the more water there is! Shut up and keep quiet! Let me brew a..."
Listening to the sound of the belt behind him, Yueyong's face sank again, and then she turned around and kicked Jiang Cheng with all her strength.
"Where are you going to use the water to put out the fire?!!"
"There's no way!" Jiang Cheng, who was kicked aside, retorted with his blue veins bursting, "At this time, besides this method, is there any other way to put out fire?! Didn't you say that all such things were destroyed at the beginning? Is it?! This is your dereliction of duty!"
"Shut up! It's possible to miss one or two of so many love dye incense!"
Just now, the two of them reacted at the same time, twitching the corners of their eyes and looking at each other's faces with cold sweat.
"Ah... bad..." ×2
……
Night.
In the tea house next to the main street of Yoshihara, the sun wheel leaning on crutches walked slowly towards Jiang Hua, who was leaning against the door and smoking a cigarette.
"It's really surprising, I thought Mrs. Jiang Hua was going to give up."
Sun Wheel laughed.
After gently exhaling a cigarette, Jiang Hua said softly: "What did I do? I just accidentally lost the incense I bought."
"Hehehe..." Sun Lun covered his face and smiled, then raised his head to look at the night sky, "Those two thought that everyone didn't know anything, but in fact, everyone just tacitly said nothing and acted as if they didn't know anything. That's it. After all..."
The sun wheel looked up at the ceiling and slowly spit out the second half of the sentence.
"The traditional Japanese house structure, the sound insulation effect is not so good..."
Jiang Hua:...
"But then again, the love dyed incense that Ms. Jiang Hua left behind is..."
"I heard about that kind of thing from Jiang Chengjiang's mouth once before." Jiang Hua explained slowly, "Imitated the shape of that, a sweet smell with no special effect... "
"Uh...a very clever move, but...it always feels like it doesn't work, two people will still..."
Thinking of what Jiang Cheng said when he was standing on the roof during the day, "Could you please... remind me not to forget those things from now on?" Jiang Hua turned his head and smiled lightly.
"Maybe I'm doing this too much, maybe."
"Huh?"
"No, nothing."
Jiang Hua shook his head again and looked up at the bright, regrettable, crescent moon.
(End.)
————The dividing line of the small theater————
"Three Years Z Group, Jiang Cheng Sansan! 》
"In short, this is the final return, and our studio is also the final return. If you have any questions, please hurry up."
The Mandarin teacher standing on the podium spoke while sorting out the lesson plan.
"Huh?!!"
In an instant, the students below boiled.
"This is the last time?!"
"It's too sloppy and too sudden!"
"Don't be kidding! I didn't even appear in the final chapter! The old lady is clearly wearing makeup and condescending to admire those scumbag blind dates!"
The flat single ponytail girl patted the table and stood up, and the table that was slapped in half swore the ponytail girl's inner displeasure and anger.
"Okay, next one." Jiang Cheng said with squinting eyes.
"Aren't you perfunctory?!" A Miao frowned.
"No, I just said that you can ask questions and not that I will answer you. Okay, next."
"Jiang Cheng Sansan, I..."
A certain naturally curly-haired man with a cigarette and a white coat stood up.
"Huh? Is it a new transfer student?" Jiang Cheng wondered.
"No, I'm the teacher, the former Mandarin teacher of this class - Teacher Yinba."
"That Ginpachi teacher who suffered from diabetes and **** explosion was said to be hospitalized for half a year but stayed for several more months?"
"That's right."
"I see, I see, please sit down."
"No, wait, I was just asking, when will I be available?"
"Ask this kind of question to someone with an OO on the forehead... Idiot principal, okay, next."
"No, my..."
Before Ginhachi-sensei, who had just been discharged from the hospital, finished speaking, Kondo raised his hand and stood up.
"Teacher! I want to ask about the timeline! Because it's too messy, many people are confused! How many timelines do we have? What time is the last routine?"
"Um... next."
A girl with orange hair and ball head wearing thick bottle-bottomed glasses stood up.
"Wait!! This kind of question needs to be explained!! But it is a very important issue that concerns me!"
After saying that, the girl puffed out her flat chest angrily.
"Go back and read the main article again, and by the way, read the final summary of the main article once and then you will understand. If you don't understand it once, read it a few more times, the above. The next one."
"Teacher," Zongwu raised his hand and stood up, "I want to ask, what is the final outcome of my sister? Did you really have a blind date with that V-shaped man?"
"Ah, this, because of the limited space at the time, I didn't continue to write it down. I can show you if you care."
……………………
Continue to the end of the three-leaf blind date——
San Ye, who had just returned from the toilet, looked at Shi Shi who was standing beside him, and finally laughed heartily.
After a long time, I asked...
"Excuse me, are you my blind date today?"
Fourteen, clenching his fists and silent for a long time, replied in a low voice.
"...ah, yes."
However, just after the fourteenth chapter was finished, I suddenly felt a pain in the back of my head, my eyes darkened, and then I completely lost consciousness.
"Miss Mitsuba, I'm so sorry to let such a guy ruin the atmosphere of the blind date."
Jiang Cheng said apologetically, but the action of tying the mouth of the sack in his hand was very skillful and neat.
"Don't worry, Miss Mitsuha, Master House will help you arrange a very high-quality blind date."
Yinshi, who carried the sack on his back, said in a serious tone.
"Uh..."
"Anyway, let Songyang chat with you today to make a living. By the way, Songyang is also single."
Jiang Cheng pulled Songyang to the table.
"Hey? Teacher Songyang..." Sanye looked at Songyang in surprise while covering her mouth, but then she showed a bit of coyness, "Mr. Songyang, it's not impossible..."
……
When Fourteen, who was in a desolate area in the suburbs and buried below his head, woke up, it was already late at night.
Looking at the very familiar sack on the ground in front of her by the moonlight, Fourteen... was silent.
However, the gentle footsteps from far and near under the bright moonlight calmed Fourteen, who wanted to go crazy.
Fourteen, who looked up, suddenly widened his eyes after seeing the owner of the footsteps, his pupils trembling...
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"...Well, that's it, the owner of the last footsteps - a bear who has been hungry for many days and hasn't had a full meal, ate a full meal."
Jiang Cheng on the podium completes the ending of the story.
"Ah, that's great." Zongwu patted his chest with a look of joy.
"That's not right—!!" Fourteen stood up in an instant to express his dissatisfaction, "It's very strange for a bear to appear in that situation! No matter how you look at it, it is Miss Mitsuha! "
"Huh? Strange? Is it strange for bears to appear in the wild?" Jiang Cheng wondered, then waved his hand, "Anyway, Mr. Xiong appeared. Okay, the next one."
"Wait..."
A young man with long hair interrupted Fourteen's words and stood up: "Teacher, I..."
"Are you the teacher? Songyang? Also, the next one."
"I haven't answered my mother's question yet!"
"Miss A Miao, calm down! The teacher didn't answer my question either!"
"My problem is more important Aru!"
"No, my question is more important! Is the owner of the footsteps Mr. Xiong or Miss Sanye? Hey! Hey!"
Below are the hyped students, Jiang Cheng's little finger poked out his ears, as if he didn't hear it.
"Okay, this semester is over, everyone's grades have greatly improved compared to my previous grades, we will see you next semester. Before today's duty students leave, do your last duty of the semester, Give the keys to my office before you go, and it's over."
“Wait!!!”×n
"What's wrong?" Jiang Cheng stopped, showing a bit of impatience.
"Happy marriage!" ×n
"What, do you already know?" Jiang Cheng glanced at the students in the classroom, paused for a few seconds, then scratched his hair irritably, "Really, Kagura, don't Say anything."
"No! Little uncle! I didn't tell you!" The girl with thick glasses stood up, "It's so obvious that you and Ms. Yueyong from the health room are so obvious that everyone can see it!"
"Call me teacher at school. Anyway..."
Speaking, Jiang Cheng once again looked at the group of students who had been with each other for less than a year. Although he was handsome, he was always full of impatience and lack of energy, and he showed a rare smile. meaning.
“…Thank you.”
After leaving such a sentence, Jiang Cheng started walking towards the classroom door again.
"Also, Mr. Jiang Cheng..."
New Ba Haw stood up.
Immediately afterwards, one student after another stood up until everyone stood up.
“…We graduated.”×n
Jiang Cheng, who was just in front of the classroom door, suddenly stopped again, turned around, and quietly looked at the students in the classroom who had been with each other for less than a year.
"The photo was left at the end of the wedding."
Let's talk, Jiang Cheng tore off his windbreaker and tidied up his clean tie, revealing a very neat white suit inside.
Looking at some of the students who didn't know what to do, Kagura suddenly thought of something and explained: "Oh! I almost forgot! Under my uncle's... pleading, that white... Principal Hatta said that he would use the campus as a free... The wedding venue is provided for my uncle.”
"Hey? Wait...hey?!!!"×n
"Where's the time?" Shinba asked.
"It seems to be the day of the graduation ceremony," Kagura replied.
"Hey, it doesn't matter if you can't make it to other people's weddings, but don't miss your own graduation ceremony. Let's go."
After leaving this sentence ~IndoMTL.com~ Jiang Cheng stepped out of the classroom door without looking back.
A Miao said tentatively: "That...isn't the graduation ceremony today? Xinjiang?"
"By the way, Ginpachi-sensei, please accept your wedding gifts for now."
Looking back at Jiang Cheng, who had a kind face with his eyes bent, the students who had not had time to get excited became expressionless at the same time.
"Because you've graduated and you're a social person, and a social person attends a wedding, is it a natural gift?" Jiang Cheng said as a matter of course, "Of course, there is also Teacher Yinpachi's share, although we didn't work together because of the **** explosion. Yes, but even so, I took the time to come to the wedding venue to attend my wedding as soon as I was discharged from the hospital, and I was really... touched!"
After being silent for a long time, Ginpachi teacher who rolled the eyes of the dead fish raised his hand.
"That... please tell the idiot principal with OO on his forehead: I'm going to resign. I'm working..."
(End.)
There is also the last chapter about Jiang Cheng and Yueyong's life after marriage, purely as my little Jiujiu.
After all, it was not stated in the main article that the two were married.
Not to mention those who asked to write two people cough cough cough or something.
May be written privately, but certainly not posted here.
Anyway, join the group first.
Speaking of which, it may have been due to bad luck recently (the incident of being corrupted and the incident of being pinched), so I have been running from time to time, and I have really made a small windfall...
I've been working hard for the small money that suddenly flew in recently, and I can't get out of it.
Um... see you tonight.
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