Maybe a Fake Gintama: :The lord of peace and the lord of peace and the man who will be bald in the future

And An Xing, in a corner of the Milky Way.

Once, this was also a planet full of life and vitality, and countless lives were multiplying with Anxing. But all of this was brought to an end by a war ten years ago.

Ten years ago, He An Xing was involved in an interstellar war. From that moment on, He An Xing no longer had the vitality before the war. Most of his life died in the war, and the remaining part could escape. All fled. As for those who cannot escape, they can only survive in the environment of Anxing and Anxing destroyed by the war, waiting for the end of their lives.

Since then, one year, two years, with the passage of time, there are fewer and fewer lives surviving on He An Xing. Until the third year, He An Xing no longer exists a life, and it has become a veritable name. the "Death Star".

The environment of the entire planet is no longer suitable for life due to the influence of war. Since then, basically no one has come here again.

However, just when all life on this planet disappeared. Somewhere on this planet, another life was born.

Seven years later.

【Who am I? 】 Jiang Cheng has asked himself more than once, but no one here can answer him, because there is no one else here except him.

[You are Jiang Cheng. ] A voice said so in his head. But he just said this, and Jiang Cheng never heard anything like that again after that.

Jiang Cheng lives alone on this planet. He eats a special kind of crystalline stone when he is hungry. Jiang Cheng doesn't know why he eats that kind of thing. It may just be an instinct of the body. Drink dirty water when you are thirsty, and find a place to sleep when you are sleepy. Jiang Cheng lived like this for seven years.

Jiang Cheng doesn't know why he has the concept of seven years, but he does know.

Until one day...

Jiang Cheng suddenly woke up from his sleep, the same kind of smell! Jiang Cheng was taken aback and staggered to his feet. After seven years, Jiang Cheng's height has grown to one meter two. His orange-red hair looked dirty, and his pale blue pupils shone strangely even in the dark. The clothes are tattered fabrics that are picked up and wrapped around the body at will. The dwelling is in a dark cave.

"Who's there?" came a man's voice.

"You step back first, I have an uneasy feeling." Another woman's voice came.

"Of course a man has to stand in front of a woman, otherwise, is he still a man?" The man chattered, "Don't look at me like this, I'm a standard macho..."

But with the sound of "click!", the man's voice stopped, and the woman's voice sounded again at this time, "The long-winded trouble is dead."

Hearing this, Jiang Cheng cautiously stuck out his little head, and then he saw it. He saw the first, no, two lives he had seen since he was born. A man with tousled hair, with a large umbrella in his hand, sat on the ground and rubbed his head. And that woman, with blue pupils, beautiful white skin, braided braids, has the same orange-red hair as herself, with side hair on the right side of the bangs, dull hair on her head, wearing a white slim-fitting cheongsam with gold trim, He also held a light blue umbrella in his hand, and a cigarette rod was pinned to his waist.

At this time, the woman's beautiful eyes were examining herself.

"Nani, it turns out to be a little devil. I never thought that there are human beings on this ruined planet." wave.

"I can't believe that when the owner of Xinghai Fang also misunderstood, he is not just a simple kid." The woman's eyes stayed on Jiang Cheng for a while, and suddenly smiled and said.

"Really? Could it be Conan's type? There is something else hidden in the small body... Ah!" Before the master of Xinghai Fang could finish his words, he was punched away by the woman. "Jiang Hua, can you stop hitting me in front of outsiders, I'm also a man, right? A famous man, right? If it gets out, it will have a great impact on my reputation and work, right? Of course, if it's at home, it's fine. It doesn't matter, I can cooperate if you want [beep-] or that [beep-], this is a man..."

"Come here, that kid over there, we are not your enemies." Jiang Hua ignored the chattering Xinghai Fangzhu, but smiled at Jiang Cheng.

However, Jiang Cheng didn't have the past. Because of some kind of physical instinct, he felt that the two people in front of him were dangerous.

"What an unlovable little brat," the joking voice of the master of Xinghaifang suddenly came from behind Jiang Cheng. At this time, Jiang Chengcai suddenly noticed that the man who was clearly in front of him just now disappeared.

Jiang Cheng just wanted to turn his head, but one of his hands had already locked himself, one hand was pressing his head, and the other hand locked his own hands behind his back at some point.

"Let... let go... me!" Jiang Cheng has never spoken to anyone, this is the first time Jiang Cheng has spoken, so he said it bluntly.

However, the man behind him who was called the master of Xinghai Fang by the woman had no intention of letting go of Jiang Cheng. Jiang Cheng struggled constantly, but he couldn't let it go.

"Don't make me lose face in front of the woman I like, you brat. Uncle, this is the first time in my life that I have met the woman I like, and the first time I travel with the woman I like. If you let me If I lose face, it will be difficult for me to do it..." The master of Xinghai Fang continued to talk endlessly.

"Who...who cares...you!" Jiang Cheng struggled non-stop, kicking a certain body part of the owner of Xinghaifang during his struggle.

"Oh~!" The owner of Xinghaifang cried out in pain, and at the same time released the two hands that locked Jiang Cheng, and covered his lower body in a strange posture. "You...you...you damned brat. Do you want me to cut off my children? Uncle, I just found a girlfriend and I haven't had time to use this [beep-] that has been idle for so long, my [beep-- 】Is it okay? My [beep-] won't be broken, right? I won't be able to fire again [beep-] [beep-]!"

"Yes, it's great that your brain is broken along with it." Jiang Hua casually complained.

Hearing the woman's voice, Jiang Cheng was startled, and subconsciously turned his head, because the voice sounded beside Jiang Cheng's ear.

But the next moment, Jiang Cheng was stunned, because the woman did not attack him, but hugged him from behind.

"Jiang Hua, you..." The owner of Xinghai Fang was also stunned, and he shouted in disbelief after a long while, "Jiang Hua, you are not a Zhengtai control, are you?!"

"Did your senses go to **** with your lower body?" Jiang Hua was too lazy to complain, "This kid is just like me."

"Masaka (Could it be)..."

"This child is the Lord of Peace." Jiang Hua replied, "However, it's just a little bit different from me." After Jiang Hua finished speaking, he lowered his head and looked at Jiang Cheng, who was turning his head to look at him.

"This makes sense. Why is there such a child on this planet where life is difficult to survive." The owner of Xinghai Fang said very seriously.

"Don't be afraid, child. From now on you won't be so lonely anymore." Jiang Hua's gentle voice sounded, and at the same time Jiang Cheng felt a kind of warmth, a strange warmth that he felt for the first time since he was born. from somewhere in the body.

"What's your name?" Jiang Hua continued.

"Jiang...Jiang Cheng." Jiang Cheng said, but for some reason the corners of his eyes were wet, and a liquid that he had never seen before flowed down his cheeks from the corners of his eyes, "This...what is this?"

"These are tears, a certain kind of existence that arises when a person is happy or sad." Jiang Hua replied with a smile.

"Tears? Happy or sad?" Jiang Cheng was a little puzzled, and he stretched out a small hand to touch the tears on his face, then put his finger in his mouth, "It smells disgusting." Jiang Cheng took his finger come out.

Jiang Cheng's actions made Jiang Hua and Xinghai Fangzhu laugh.

"Little devil, you are not old enough to taste the taste of tears." Seeing that there was no danger, Xinghaifang Master Shen Huang sat on the ground casually, and then said to Jiang Cheng, "Tears are such a thing, As a person ages, different flavors will be highlighted, sweet, sour, bitter, salty, and salty, and when you can taste all these flavors, you will become a real adult."

"Sir? Are you two adults? What is a creature like a lord?" Jiang Cheng asked curiously ~IndoMTL.com~ After saying a few words, Jiang Cheng's words became smoother and smoother. At least no more stumbling.

"Have you not seen any creatures other than us?" asked Xinghaifang Master Shen Huang.

Jiang Cheng shook his head.

"Then how did you learn to speak and think?" Xinghai Fangzhu continued.

Jiang Cheng shook his head again.

"Did you know it from birth? It's really amazing, and you deserve to be the Lord of Peace." Xinghai Fangzhu sighed with emotion.

"Let's take him away." At this time, Jiang Hua, who was still holding Jiang Cheng, said aloud.

"Take him away? Isn't he the Lord of Peace? If he is taken away, wouldn't he be able to..." Hearing this, the Master of Xinghaifang replied quickly.

"I said that he is not the same as mine. The dragon veins of this planet no longer exist, and only him exists."

"What do you mean?" asked the master of Xinghaifang.

"He ate the entire dragon veins of this planet!" Jiang Hua ignored the shocked eyes of Xinghai Fangzhu and continued, "I guess the dragon veins of this planet should not be strong at first, and they should be about to disappear completely, but they are weak. The dragon's veins have their own consciousness, it chose to let this child be born, and sent everything into this child's body."

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng didn't understand at all.

"It's nothing, it's normal for a child to not understand what an adult says. It's just like you can't understand the many flavors of tears." The master of Xinghai Fang fooled Jiang Cheng at will.

"In other words, can this child leave this planet to survive?" The owner of Xinghai Fang continued to look at Jiang Hua and asked.

Jiang Hua nodded, and then asked Jiang Cheng, "Would you like to leave here with us?"