Mecha Farmer Chapter 3: Pride and Prejudice
"Don't look, my voice is directly in your head, I'm under your feet now!"
Underfoot? Xiao Yukong looked down and saw that there was just that tattered mecha below. Could it be that...
"That's right, it's me, obviously you're smarter than a pig!"
"Can you know what I'm thinking?"
"It's like this after I can't recognize my master. In the future, no one can drive me except you, because brain waves and genetic codes are unique!"
Xiao Yukong felt that the other party was a bit arrogant, but having a combat armor was one of his biggest dreams since he came here. Before he fully understood the situation, he did not want to offend the arrogant looking man The tattered combat armor!
This guy is so bad! I don't know if it can still be used! Xiao Yukong thought to himself.
"It's really broken, there's no way to have a little accident, I'm fortunate that my intelligent main light brain is not injured, of course you are a hundred times luckier than me, the pie that fell from the sky just hit you on the head , so you can have one of the most powerful mobile light armors in the universe! That's me!"
Xiao Yukong was shocked. This guy seemed to have some kind of conscious connection with him. He could easily sense whatever he wanted. In this case, wouldn't he have no secrets in front of him? ? Instead, Xiao Yukong would rather give it up!
"Stinky boy, don't know what is good or bad, I don't know how many people in this world want to get me, those who give up me are either idiots or idiots, can't even think about it, you just thought about it, you are already an idiot But don't worry, I don't know any thoughts in your mind, it's just that you have just inadvertently made contact with me in the depths of your consciousness. Consciousness dialogue!"
Xiao Yukong breathed a sigh of relief. No wonder he felt a strange feeling in his mind just now. It turned out to be the case. If it was the case, he could still accept it. Loosen, that strange feeling disappeared immediately.
"Boy, you are alert enough! What? Are you afraid that I will know the dirty thoughts in your heart? Even if you cut off contact, I can guess what you are thinking now. The most powerful? I think it is the worst and weakest!
Xiao Yukong couldn't stand the arrogance and arrogance of the other party, but he remained calm. It seemed that the other party could no longer know what he was thinking. This was a good start. Since he likes to talk so much, let him continue his monologue. Bar!
"If you look at it from the outside, you can say the same! But I advise you not to have any doubts and disrespect for a great mech like me, even think about it, you know? I guess you are now You must be thinking of something disrespectful to me again! Children, please don't! Otherwise, you will regret it!" The voice was calm and unwavering.
Xiao Yukong jumped off his breastplate alertly. He was afraid that after this guy guessed for a while, he would put himself in the cab, and then it would not be easy for him to fix himself.
After Xiao Yukong jumped off, the tattered mecha also moved, and slowly sat up. The movement seemed a little sluggish, and it was difficult to stand up. It was really difficult for him to stand up without arms and legs, even if he stood up. Straight up and still wobbly.
This is the first time Xiao Yukong has seen a mecha that can move on its own. The tattered mecha is much taller and more slender and lively than the agricultural mecha standing next to Dun. It is roughly estimated that it is at least 20 meters long. Tall, but it's kind of funny for such a big guy to be standing on one leg and missing an arm.
Although the tattered mecha can be broken, the metallic luster on the body is extremely bright and the colors are distinct, white, black and purple, the main color is purple, occupying almost 50% of the surface area, and there is also a backpack on the back. Huge long sword, for Xiao Yukong, this long sword is too huge, even this 20-meter-long tattered mecha is not as long as this sword, the silver long sword is not protected by a sword cover, the long sword is directly It is attached to the back of the mecha.
"It's the first time the little guy met, my name is Mu Tang!" The tattered mecha stretched out his little finger with difficulty and greeted Xiao Yukong.
Xiao Yu was angry but he couldn't let it go. Before everything was clear, he didn't want to over-stimulate the other party, otherwise it would be a pity that the duck he got flew, "Hello, my name is Xiao Yu. Empty."
Quiet...
"Aren't you going to shake hands with me?" The tattered mecha said strangely, still maintaining the position just now, knowing how difficult and funny it is to maintain this position in its current state.
"Eh...!" Xiao Yukong was still wondering why this weird metal guy put on such an ugly POSS, it turned out to be a handshake.
The little finger is indeed the little finger, but for Xiao Yukong, it is bizarrely large, almost the size of a water tank, and his entire hand can be almost ignored when he covers it, but one person and one armor still met comically. After the formal handshake.
"Xiaojia..., Xiao Yukong, currently within a radius of 2,000 kilometers, there are objects moving here in at least three directions, and the speed is very fast. The nearest one is about forty-five minutes. You can arrive later, don't you plan to leave?" The tattered mecha said leisurely.
Xiao Yukong knows that the radar system of combat mechas is much more sensitive than that of agricultural mechas. It is normal for his 'classic car' to not sound the alarm. After all, the junk mecha is a combat type, but it is a bit arrogant and arrogant, but It can talk and move by itself. It is obviously an advanced type of combat armor. No matter how broken it is, it is much stronger than a 'classic car'. If you don't want it, you will be too stupid.
"Can you fly?"
"Yes!"
"Then let's go!" Xiao Yukong said and ran towards the 'Classic Car'.
"Wait!"
"What's wrong?" Xiao Yukong turned back.
"I can fly, but I don't need to. Besides, the energy left is not much, only a little more than 10% and it is still being lost, so keep it. Now you look at your wrist, it was wrapped around you just now. One of the soft metal wires of yours has not been retracted, but has been fused into your arm!"
Xiao Yukong raised his hand and saw that there was something similar to a tattoo on his wrist. The color was purple, and the filaments were interwoven on his wrist like an embroidery. The pattern of a dragon was purple. , the dragon's mouth even spewed purple flames.
This dragon is not like the mythical beasts in ancient China, but like those sacred dragons in fantasy novels, revealing ferocity in its majesty.
"What did you draw on me?" Xiao Yukong asked a little unhappily.
"Idiot, this is a great gift, you actually ask what it is, that is the mark I left on you after I confessed to the Lord, my warm cabin, one of the greatest inventions in this universe, completely independent Small different space! Press the longan to try! You..."
Xiao Yukong was used to Mutang's arrogance, and without waiting for it to continue, he pressed the dragon's eye on his wrist, smack..., with a very slight noise, the huge tattered mecha disappeared out of thin air!
"What's going on?" Xiao Yukong felt more and more ignorant.
"Don't be in a hurry, it's not too late to press when I'm done talking, I'm in the dragon sky at the moment, the longan on your wrist is the connection button, press it again, and I'll come out!"
Xiao Yukong smiled in surprise. This time, he really found a treasure. He pressed it back and forth a few times. Come, swipe away, better than a slave, Xiao Yukong, who has always been dissatisfied with Mu Tang's arrogant way of speaking, took this opportunity to give this guy a good meal.
"Stop pressing it, dizzy!"
Hearing the begging for mercy, Xiao Yukong gave a sinister smile, feeling very unhappy...
"Don't waste time, let's go...!" The tattered mecha roared angrily for the first time.
Jumped into the 'classic car' Xiao Yukong quickly operated the mecha, slowly flew up, and flew towards the direction from which he came...
"Your driving skills are really bad, not at all level, you are too amateur, is your IQ zero? If you let me drive me, it would be an insult to me." Mu Tang's voice contained a strong tone mood.
"I know you're revenge on me for making you dizzy just now, but I didn't expect light brains to have emotions!" Xiao Yukong replied casually, disapproving of Mu Tang's irritating words, thinking to himself, just your kind of **** I don't know how to drive, not to mention the lack of arms and legs, the surface armor is also full of cracks, and it looks like it will shatter when it moves violently.
"How can you compare me to a lifeless dead thing like a light-brain? I am an intelligent light-brain!"
"Is there a difference?" Xiao Yukong said indifferently, he has found the correct way to communicate with Mu Tang, this will make himself less depressed!
"Of course, the light brain executes all dead programs and must be programmed in advance. In addition to all the functions of the light brain, I can also absorb the human body's way of thinking, just wrapped your metal wire Your brain information has been completely digested. My CPU is almost the same as the human brain, except that my cerebral cortex is formed by light particles. Particles, your brain is made of cells and neurons!”
Xiao Yukong found that Mu Tang is far more wordy than an old woman, likes to preach more than a missionary, and is a better teacher than Confucius. Coping strategies, ignoring...
Not long after the agricultural mech flew away, a slender hand with blood stains stretched out from the cliff edge of the rift valley...
The blood-covered Amelia climbed to the ground with difficulty. In fact, she was lifted up, but when she was very close to the ground, the mecha holding her was in a hurry and had to enter the dimension. Long Kongnei, otherwise it will fall to the bottom of the deep and dark earth rift again.
"Amelia, we have to get out of here, someone will come in half an hour!" A gentle female voice sounded in Amelia's head.
"Where are we going?" Amelia asked weakly.
"Where can we go to the Mecha Energy Replenishing Station 3,000 kilometers to the north?"
"Why where?"
"Stealing energy."
"It's too far, I'm afraid I can't go that far!"
"Find a place to hide first. There is an anti-gravity vehicle in my body, which should be able to drive to the destination. I have less than 1% of energy left now, and it is still backup energy. If it is not timely If it is added, I am going to enter a dormant period, and preventing the space tearing has almost exhausted all my energy. If Mutang hadn't started the ultimate program and helped us block most of the tearing force, we would have become the wreckage of the universe!"
"Where's the wood soup?" Amelia then remembered another item.
"Once the ultimate program is activated, it will most likely explode by itself. It may have exploded after falling. In order to ensure that there is no remnant, the energy generated by the self-explosion of the light nucleus will take away everything. Anything left, I can't find his information now, maybe...!"
"Hey..., the loss this time is really too big!" Amelia said regretfully, walking with difficulty into the depths of the night...
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Xiao Yukong quietly returned to the farmhouse. It was already two o'clock in the morning. The mecha farmers who had been working all day were immersed in sweet dreams and enjoying the happiest time of the day.
Xiao Yukong, who had just jumped out of the 'classic car', tensed all over his body. He felt a black shadow rush towards him quickly. He instinctively took a step back, and the black shadow dashed into the air.
Luo Linna was disappointed for a while, but after thinking about it, she felt that she was indeed a little impulsive, and she even felt that she was a little debauched. Just now, she wanted to throw Xiao Yukong down. They were not even friends, but any rationality Disappointment is far from strong.
"So late, where have you been? People are so worried!"
Only then did Xiao Yukong see that the shadow was Luo Linna. Even in the dark, Xiao Yukong's eyesight could maintain a fairly high level. Luo Linna was wearing a thin loose pajamas, and her graceful body was looming in the tulle. However, Xiao Yukong's brain was also injured in the process of crossing, so he didn't seem to have too many thoughts about this kind of scenery, but instinctively felt that his mouth was a little dry.
"Can't sleep, go out for a walk!" This was the only answer Xiao Yukong could think of.
"Why didn't you say hello to me!" Lorina complained.
"I'm sorry!" Xiao Yukong dropped an apology lightly and walked around Luo Linna towards his tent.
In the darkness, Lorena looked a little annoyed and entered her tent with a light snort.
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The next morning, when the sun just rose, Xiao Yukong, who had only slept for four hours, drove his agricultural mecha to go out to work, and the busy farming season was about to end in a week, so don't do more work. There is no chance to work, and the salary will be very depressing.
Maybe he just got a combat mecha. Although it is a piece of junk, Xiao Yukong is still very happy. You know that if you want to buy such a mecha, you need at least 100,000 federal coins. It's still a low-grade product. The combat mecha I picked up last night is a bit broken, but it should be a high-end product in all aspects. If it is brand new, its market value will definitely exceed 500,000 federal dollars. After making a small fortune, if you really want to sell it, this kind of junk can also be sold for a good price in the second-hand market. Of course, Xiao Yukong will never sell it.
The large-scale harvesting has been completed. Now, the harvesting is all small and small-sized rice fields, which must be harvested manually. If you still rely on the sweeping and all-mechanical method, the small rice fields will be washed away, and the grain will also be scattered. It would be very uneconomical to omit more than 30%. At this time, experienced mecha agricultural workers will use mecha to harvest manually.
Under the control of Xiao Yukong, the four joysticks swayed rapidly according to a predetermined trajectory, and the external movements of the huge agricultural mecha also appeared smooth and comfortable, without the heaviness of a cumbersome machine at all.
The four handles control the arms and legs respectively. Each control handle corresponds to one of the mecha's limbs. The trajectory of the control handle is reflected to the outside as the mecha's limbs.
"Can you fly a mech?"
Xiao Yu was in a hurry, and a voice sounded in his head without warning. He was stunned for a moment, and immediately asked back in a high spirit, "What do you think?"
"Do you really want me to say that?"
“…”
"I really don't know how the farmer here would hire a mecha farmer like you. It's just blind. Even a mecha player in an amateur virtual network is much better than you!" Mu Tang was very dissatisfied. Said to the face.
Since Xiao Yukong has mastered the operation of agricultural mecha, this is the first time I have heard someone say that, you must know that he is almost the best in this area, and he has hidden his strength because he is afraid of being recruited. The army will shrink.
"Are you taking revenge on me?" Xiao Yukong was very unconvinced and immediately found the reason to refute.
"Please, I'm not as boring as you humans. Didn't you say that I'm just a brainless brain? In that case, do you think a brainless brain without life and emotion will take revenge? I'm just telling the truth, you are really good !”
"There are more than 1,000 agricultural mecha workers in more than 20 farms in this state. My driving skills can be ranked in the top ten, but I still have reservations." Xiao Yukong was a little anxious. He argues that Xiao Yukong is a person who doesn't care much about other people's opinions, but I don't know why today is a bit abnormal. Maybe he cares about his driving skills very much, and Mu Tang seems to be easy to mobilize his share buried in the bottom of his heart. deep passion.
"Young man, don't think that you are the only one who hides your strength. In a stable life, no one wants to join the army, because joining the army means losing freedom. I think you are almost in the bottom ten." Mu Tang contempt said.
"Impossible!"
"Don't believe it!?"
“…”
"Okay, you show me a very simple action, as long as you complete it, I will believe what you say!"
"What action?"
"Use the robotic hand to pick up the rock on the edge of the field and show it to me!"
Xiao Yukong glanced at it, thinking that this is too easy, it's rubbish. When I pick it up and see what you have to say, I immediately put down my work, ran to the field, and skillfully grabbed the big rock, proud of it. with a smile, "How is it!"
"How come you are tall, not this one, I'm talking about the next one!"
Xiao Yukong took another look, but there was nothing, "You're kidding me, how do you catch the air?"
"Look carefully!"
Xiao Yukong zoomed in on the screen, and only then did he find a basketball-sized stone lying on the edge of the ridge. The basketball-like volume is not too small for a human, but for a large mecha, this stone is not too small. It's just a pebble the size of a broad bean.
It's clear that I'm making things difficult for me, but it's not difficult. Xiao Yukong carefully manipulated the right hand handle. There are four protruding buttons on the handle. In fact, there are five and one at the top of the handle. The one that controls the thumb, the other four naturally control the remaining four fingers.
Gently, gently, Xiao Yukong held his breath and operated slowly, the huge robotic arm stretched out to the small stone on the edge of the field, his thumb and index finger protruded, and he slowly clamped the piece of comfort The stone, but an accident happened...
Xiao Yukong was obviously very careful, and he hardly used any force. He pressed his thumb and index finger on the **** of the handle very, very carefully, but the mecha's thumb and index finger had just caught the stone. The comfortable and worry-free stones immediately vanished into nothingness, and were crushed into powder.
"How is that possible?" Xiao Yukong lost his voice in disbelief.
"Why is it impossible? Obviously very good!" Mu Tang was a little proud.
"No, do it again!" Xiao Yukong said childishly.
"It's the same every few times!"
Xiao Yukong didn't say a word, and quickly searched for stones of the same size. Not to mention, it is really difficult to find a stone of this size in the farmland. He couldn't find it after a few times, so Xiao Yukong simply grabbed the previous one. The big stone that was lifted was shattered, and the resources of this barren little stone immediately became rich.
More careful operation than before, but unfortunately the result is the same, once again, still the same, once again, the result is the same..., all resources are used up, the fate of those stones is the same, there are stone powder everywhere on the ridge .
Xiao Yukong was covered in sweat. It was not a large amount of operation but he had to put in a lot of energy. The whole person was fully absorbed in it. This was not much easier or even more difficult than a large-scale operation.
"Cook is just one word, I only say it once, haha!" Mu Tang was in a frenzied smirk.
"There is something for you to come!" Xiao Yukong hurriedly said, Xiao Yukong, who has always been calm in front of Mu Tang, also had some problems.
Be quiet...
"Why? Don't you dare?"
"How can you come here if you say you're stupid, if you don't admit it, if you don't let me out?"
Xiao Yukong went crazy, pressing the longan on his right wrist suddenly, slap..., Mutang's tattered mecha body appeared beside the field ridge.
Because Xiao Yukong had destroyed the only stone resources, there was no more objects to demonstrate, Mu Tang took no hassle, dug out a handful of hard mud on the edge of the field, and threw it gently on the ground , There is always a suitable size of mud that is scattered all over the ground, and a small mud block is delicately picked up. The huge robotic hand is more delicate than human hands, and the small mud block shows no signs of breaking.
Mu Tang squeezed the small lump of mud between his thumb and forefinger, shook it towards Xiao Yukong, and even threw it, the one with one leg and one arm even danced and hummed a song, " I'm a little piece of mud, ooh ooh...!"
Xiao Yukong really wanted to ask Mutang to fight one-on-one, but obviously this idea was unrealistic. The only thing he could do was to press the longan directly and make this proud junk disappear in front of his eyes.
"Hey, you're a fool...!"
Depressed Xiao Yukong ignored the voice in his head and started to work in frustration.
On this day, Xiao Yukong's workload set a record low, even lower than when he first started working!
Xiao Yukong, who was not in the mood, had a rare chance to finish work early. For the first time, he caught up with a big pot of rice. After eating, he did not stay in the temporary collective farmhouse. He drove the 'classic car' directly to Luo Linna's residence. , it's time for her to come out and breathe.
No matter how much Mu Tang provoked Xiao Yukong, he just didn't answer, Mu Tang used all the coaxing and deception, but he didn't get any response...
Carrying Tang Yao around on his back, Xiao Yukong carefully helped her move her limbs and wiped her face with a hot towel, helping her to relax her muscles and blood after she had been in a coma for six years.
Xiao Yukong was a little absent-minded today. He returned to his anger. Afterwards, he had to admit that Mutang’s movements were gentle. It is much more difficult, and the difficulty is naturally increased. I don’t know how many times.
At first glance, the subtle differences seem to be insignificant, but Xiao Yukong clearly understands that the difference is a thousand miles away. From the point of squeezing stones alone, his level of micro-control is completely different from that of Mutang. The difference between them, let alone the poor grade, is not comparable at all, just like the weight of an ant and an elephant are not comparable.
"Who?" Xiao Yukong was distracted, but his instinctive vigilance was always on when he was a special agent. Besides, he never fully integrated into this strange place, and he always felt a little strange. , suddenly felt someone approaching gently behind him, and with a light drink, he turned around and grabbed the other party.
"Ah...! It hurts...!"
A shout made Xiao Yukong sober. It was Luo Linna, let go quickly.
"Damn, so hard!" Luo Linna stared at Xiao Yukong with a hard look on her face.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!" Xiao Yukong scratched his head awkwardly, this is someone else's home, and he has unconditionally taken in him and Tang Yao for six years, so his reaction is really outrageous.
"Yeah... it's all blue, you want to abolish me!" Luo Linna, who never lost her temper, looked a little excited because of Xiao Yukong's indifference last night, and the severe pain in her wrist also made her a little angry , I didn't expect this kid's strength to be so strong, this is the first time to learn.
Xiao Yukong didn't speak, he quickly took out the medicine box, took out the ointment skillfully, took Luo Linna's little hand, carefully wiped the ointment on the wrist, and said apologetically after applying the ointment, "Sister Luo, I really It wasn't intentional, I was a little distracted just now, and suddenly felt that someone was behind me and was frightened."
Luo Linna blushed when she was grabbed by a strong hand for the first time. Most of her previous anger disappeared, and she regretted speaking loudly at Xiao Yukong.
Seeing Xiao Yukong's eyes don't know where to look, with a look of guilt, Luo Linna inadvertently retracted the little hand that was still held, and said softly, "I just want to call you after you have finished helping Miss Tang Yao. I don't want to interrupt your medical process, but I do have a bit of a mystery, so I can't blame you all, okay, don't look lost, my sister doesn't blame you."
Xiao Yukong was relieved after hearing what Luo Lina said~IndoMTL.com~ Sister Luo, why are you back? "
Lorina rolled her eyes and said, "You are allowed to come back, but I am not allowed to come back!"
"That's not what I meant...!" Xiao Yukong became nervous again, he was always a little at a loss for his benefactor
"Pfft...!" Seeing Xiao Yukong's shy and frightened look, Luo Linna couldn't help laughing and said, "I know you don't mean that, living with my sister for six years and still so unfamiliar, no? Sister said to you, your social life is too narrow, it is important to make money to treat Miss Tang Yao, but don't wear yourself out, even if you are strong, you are not afraid of being tired, but if you are not tired, you will be suffocated. Come on, there's no harm in making more friends, Farmer Love invited me to the harvest party tonight, if you don't have a boyfriend, you can accompany your sister!"
Xiao Yukong, who was apologetic in his heart, could not refuse, "Okay!"
"Can you dance?" Lorina asked worriedly.
"A little bit!" Xiao Yukong said, as an agent of the 21st century, can he not dance? When an agent completes a mission, he will encounter too many occasions and environments. Everyone who should know how to do it must know how to do it. Dancing is naturally a must-learn course, but Xiao Yukong has not skipped it for six years.
Luo Linna took out a few evening dresses from her dead husband and let Xiao Yukong try them on. Every time she changed them, Luo Linna's eyes lit up. Xiao Yukong, who had never been slovenly, put on these formal dresses and was no better than those who lived a luxurious life. The farmer and his children are so far away, the dark and melancholy eyes make Xiao Yukong appear mysterious and unpredictable, and the hard life and misfortunes of more than six years have added some vicissitudes to his young face. With decadence, Luo Linna actually looked a little crazy~IndoMTL.com~ Welcome to reading, the latest, fastest and hottest serial works are all in~IndoMTL.com~ Mobile users, please go to read.