Mecha Farmer Chapter 4: The tiger fell and Pingyang was bullied by the dog


"Isn't this our concubine! Why are you running around here without accompanying the bride?"

Just as Xiao Yukong was leisurely holding a glass of red wine and hiding himself in the crowd, pouring himself into the crowd, and lightly observing the words and behaviors of the people around him, someone behind him joked with laughter.

No one is in trouble, one is looking for trouble!

Xiao Yukong has been so low-key, almost invisible, but it seems that things will come to him inadvertently.

Xiao Yukong didn't want to pay attention to it, he just walked away without turning his head, just wanted to find some peace in the principle of not causing trouble, Mu Tang also reminded him again and again that his health was really bad, and he couldn't fight anyone!

The person who came here grabbed Xiao Yukong's shoulders and said with a smile, "Hey, don't go, don't say hello when you see your cousin, you're too much of a concubine!" /

Cousin? Xiao Yukong was in a dilemma. He had gone a lot in the past two days, but he was mostly like an outsider. Fu Luoya didn't introduce any relatives or friends, except for 'father-in-law', Xiao Yukong really didn't know anyone. , this time a cousin appears, it's really a bit tricky, it's not a matter of walking or not walking.

Dark saw that Xiao Yukong was a little embarrassed, and he felt disdain for a while. It was exactly the same as the rumors, a full-fledged country bumpkin, a mecha peasant flying on the branches and becoming a concubine? This **** luck is not generally good!

Kathy on the side also joked, "After today, you are my brother-in-law. You have to take care of my cousin. I won't accept it without pocket money!"

Xiao Yukong saw many people looking this way. Obviously, it would be very rude to walk away rashly. He turned around and smiled, "Look at my eyes, I'm patronizing and drinking, I'm sorry, I apologize to the two of you!"

There was a young man standing beside Dalke, but he was not happy. "Just make amends to them and leave me alone?"

Xiao Yukong knew which relative he might be, but he really didn't recognize him, so he asked, "Who is this?"

The teenager looked at Xiao Yukong with disdain and said, "Dick Doyle!"

Doyle? Xiao Yukong remembered that the surname was that of Fuluoya's mother Hilary, and hurriedly said, "Of course I won't care about Dick's cousin, I'll punish myself for a drink!" He raised his glass and drank it.

Kathy was unhappy, "Brother-in-law, this is your fault. My cousin and cousin only apologized verbally, while my cousin drank to apologize. Could it be that my cousin is more intimate!?"

Xiao Yukong was unhappy, but he had an embarrassed smile on his face. Let's play to the end. He took two glasses of wine from a waiter's plate, raised them to Casey and Dalke, and drank them one by one. Upside down.

Cathy then put away her unhappiness, "It's almost there!"

Darke said with a strong smile, "I heard that my brother-in-law worked as a mecha farmer before, but I don't know what type of agricultural mecha my brother-in-law drives, Laika 3? Phantom II? ?"

Xiao Yukong was stunned to hear these three terms. These three agricultural mechas are currently the most powerful agricultural mechas. When I was a mecha farmer, I really dreamed of opening them. It's a pity that no one in the entire planet 102 has ever driven these three types of agricultural mechas. It's too extravagant, and one of them costs half a million federal dollars.

Xiao Yu said with a dry smile, "I've only driven a Fonny one!"

"Hahaha...!"

As soon as Xiao Yukong finished speaking, Casey and Dalke both laughed out loud, attracting the eyes of many people, while Dick shook his head and said, "Brother-in-law, you are a mecha farmer. It's all so shabby, I really don't know how you know my sister, everyone outside said that your **** luck is sky-high, and I only saw how high-power it is today, you're a professor!"

"I'll call you a hillbilly brother-in-law in the future! Haha...!" Kathy couldn't help laughing again.

It would be hard not to get people's attention if there was a big movement. Xiao Yukong didn't have time to care about the mockery of the three cousins. The more difficult it is, it's not that he is afraid of anything else. Xiao Yukong is really worried that he will not care about anything once his temperament comes up. It is not his wish to disturb Huang's wedding.

Darryl Trey made a special trip from Maya to Draco to see what the guy who stole his bride looked like. When he made his debut, Darryl immediately lost interest in him, resulting in many negative reports. It made Darry feel regret even more. The beautiful and moving Fu Luoya should bend down to marry such a peasant who eats soft rice.

Hearing the laughter, Darry, who had no interest at all, saw the hillbilly being ridiculed by three young people surrounded by three young people. There was a hint of cunning on his face. past.

In addition to Darry, there are two others who have been watching the every move of the concubine.

"Brother, why are you so interested in this country bumpkin?" Chester, the vice president of the Phantom Group, asked inexplicably.

"The third brother has a close friend, do you remember who it is?" Corrington said while rubbing the golden dragon ring on his middle finger, staring intently at the young people laughing in the distance.

Chester pondered for a while and said, "Isn't the inmate Grandet, who used to be imprisoned with his third brother on Netherworld, on a certain planet in the Dort Federation now open a casino?"

Colington laughed, "Unfortunately, he opened a casino on Planet 102. The third brother went to him to look for a girl some time ago, and when he came back, he brought back a very interesting message. Care, but now I have to pay attention to this message!"

Chester asked, "What information?"

Clinton squinted his eyes and said, "This Grandet was held hostage by a man surnamed Xiao not long ago, but the man surnamed Xiao did not do anything cheating. Later, a companion of the man surnamed Xiao also Saved Ge Langtai. Because of the involvement of the gang, there was no rumor from the outside world at all. How could Ge Langtai be kidnapped and didn't want to take revenge? It is quite emotional when it is regarded as a joke. The speaker has no intention and the listener is intentional. The third brother has always had a keen insight. He felt that it was not easy to hold Grandet hostage. It will affect our business. Maybe there are strong supporters behind it. I came back and told me once. I didn't take it to heart. I felt that the third brother made a big fuss, but things in this world are sometimes really hard to say. My brother's insight is really extraordinary, if it weren't for him, the Phantom Group would not be where it is today."

Chester said clearly, "Big brother suspects that this man surnamed Xiao will be the concubine?"

"This surname is not much. Only the distant eastern edge star region has this surname, and there is almost no such surname in the western star region. In the end, we have to wait for future observations." Corrington said with bright eyes. , his keen business sense made him feel that if everything can be linked, this person's scheming is absolutely terrible, and it may bring about a major change, knowing that the outside world only has three words for his evaluation, hillbilly, and I have first-hand information, and if I make use of it, I may get a lot of benefits in the future.

The arrival of Darryl Trey changed the expressions of the four. Casey, Dalke, and Dick, as people from the Dragon Kingdom, naturally did not like the Mayans. Eight hundred years ago, the Mayan Empire was just a little pudding. , what we are today depends entirely on licking the **** of a big country, but after 800 years, this kind of country that tends to be inflamed and powerful has grown and grown, and the former backers have been annexed by them, so being shameless is sometimes successful. Necessary conditions, but the Dragon Kingdom is condensed.

Xiao Yukong's face change is entirely due to Darry's very unfriendly eyes. This guy has been looking at him with bad intentions all the way, obviously it is for himself, no matter what he wears, it is obvious Seeing the difference between this guy and the people around him, his status is obviously much higher.

"Aha, isn't this our groom! My dear Darry Trey is the friendliest friend of your Dragon Kingdom. This is a small gift from me. Please accept the groom!" Rui came up and said with a smile.

The maid behind her came forward with a small hardcover box.

Xiao Yukong took the small box and felt the weight. It was really heavy. He didn't know what the rules of the people here were, whether to open the gift in person or put it away.

Kathy didn't like the Mayans, but she was still curious about the gifts, so she said, "Brother-in-law, why are you hesitating, open it and see!? One of the three great families of the empire!"

Hearing what Casey said, Xiao Yukong felt relieved and tried his best to pretend to be very curious to open the box. Once he opened it, the inside immediately glowed with a blue space key.

Darry looked at everyone's astonished eyes with a smug smile, stepped forward and pointed at the key, "This is the space key for a Lycra 3 agricultural mecha. I heard that Brother Xiao used to be a farmer, thinking about it. , I think it is more suitable to give such a gift, I am afraid that Brother Xiao will not use it!"

"Hahaha...!" The people attracted by the light burst into laughter.

Xiao Yukong squinted his eyes and laughed along with everyone. He stepped forward and hugged Darry suddenly to show his gratitude. During the hug, Xiao Yukong whispered in Darry's ear, "I heard that you have been I'm three feet away from Fuluoya, but unfortunately, I, a farmer, won't be happy! I've been thinking about it, and I think it's better to tell you that that day in the cave was really wonderful. I think Brother Darry must have seen the image in some reports. I never thought that Fuluoya's bed work would be so good. Brother Darry, I really don't know how to use other things like a hillbilly, but It's enough for a woman to use it, what do you think, Brother Darry?"

"You...!" Darryl Trey didn't expect a country bumpkin to say such aggressive words, and was at a loss for words.

The cousins ​​and sisters on the side looked contemptuous when they saw their appearance. They were really disappointed with Xiao Yukong's performance. They laughed at you, but they even used their hot faces to stick to their cold ass. Hugs with people, there is no blood at all.

Naturally, Xiao Yukong didn't need to care about other people's eyes. He threw the space key in his hand and said with a smile, "Respected Major General Darry, since you are so generous, I will accept this gift!"

"There seems to be a lot of movement on the groom's side, do you want to go over and take a look!" Venus said to Fuluoya who was greeting the guests with great interest. Venus was Fuluoya's best friend since he was a child. The origin of Fu Luoya's confession is clear.

Fluoya naturally sees everything in her eyes. She deliberately distanced herself from Xiao Yukong because she was afraid to provoke too many people to come into contact with him. The level of excitement is obviously no less than that of his own side, and if he doesn't go there, he will be criticized.

How could the angry Darry be able to stand Xiao Yukong's secret crossing of Chencang? Seeing Fuluoya walking towards this side, his heart lit up and he said loudly, "Ladies and gentlemen, I, Darryl Trey, want to express Blessings to the newlyweds, I invite the leader of the Dream Dance Troupe from Maya to present dance music, please enjoy!”

As soon as Darry's voice fell, a melodious music sounded in the field, and several men and women who were hidden in the crowd began to dance freely. Darry, who had been taught aristocratic education since childhood, was naturally a master of social dance, and he held his side. The maid also danced.

The wedding scene was pushed to a climax. People consciously let Kaikong form a circle and admired the dancing of several pairs of Mayans.

Bavanovy stood behind the crowd with a livid face. The Mayans were too much, they didn't take themselves seriously, and their daughter's wedding was going to be mixed, dancing, ****** This program has been arranged, and who has allowed it.

Darry sees that Xiao Yukong is a low-class person, and it is impossible to understand the dance of the upper class. During the dance, he is approaching Fu Luoya and doing various provocative actions from time to time.

Most of the people who attended the wedding were high-ranking officials of the Dragon Kingdom. The people of the Dragon Kingdom have always had a strong sense of nationality. The wedding scene of their princess actually let several Mayans choose the scene, and they were all angry, but they didn't take the Mayans. This way, I really can't afford to offend them, not only because the Dragon Country has 30,000 prisoners of war in their hands, but Maya's foreign trade also accounts for 30% of the Dragon Country's entire trade.

Only a few VIPs from small countries were applauding, and they were all subordinate countries of the Mayan Empire. Naturally, they had to be loud.

Xiao Yukong listened to these songs carefully, and was surprised to find that the melody of these music was so similar to the national standard dance music. The dancers in the field were basically one of the national standard dances. Although there were some differences, they were basically the same. , just a little softer, not as frenetic as Cha Cha and Samba, more gentle, very suitable for dancing in social occasions, ballroom dancing is his forte, he used to participate in some large chambers of commerce when completing tasks, and he can't dance. Agents are absolutely unqualified.

Fuluoya looked at Dari, who was constantly dancing beside her with a maid in disgust, but she could only keep everything in her heart. If she annoyed this playboy, the entire Dragon Kingdom would suffer.

Venus said contemptuously, "If your husband is not so unruly, you don't have to suffer this crime. Seeing you stand still for a long time, that kid will definitely not dance! Hey, the wedding scene should be presented by the bride and groom. Dance is right, these Mayans are clearly embarrassing you!"

How could Fuluoya not know Darry's intentions, she was clearly disrupting the wedding scene, but fortunately, the reporters might not be allowed to enter, otherwise it would have embarrassed them in front of the people of the whole country.

"Beautiful Miss Fuluoya, may I invite you to dance?" Darry suddenly bent over and invited him.

How could the bride dance with others on the wedding day? Bavanovy couldn't bear it any longer and rushed out of the crowd. Fuluoya understood what her father meant and smiled at Darryl, "I'm sorry, the first dance, I want to dance with my father!"

Darry laughed. In fact, he expected that Fuluoya would never accept the invitation. He was very aware of the traditions of the people of the Dragon Kingdom, and he did so just to highlight someone's incompetence.

After Fuluoya and Bavanovy finished dancing a song, the sidelines immediately burst into warm applause. Although their dance was not as free and smooth as the previous professional dancers, they won more applause and Cheers, this is what the people of Longguo want to see.

Darry winked at a few people around him. Immediately, another blond young man walked up to Fuluoya who had just finished and invited him to dance. The scene was embarrassing again!

Cousin Venus was anxious for a while, "Bill, you have to act as a clown to save your wife! It's shameful for a bride to dance with other people instead of dancing with the groom on the spot, so hurry up!" He pushed Xiao Yukong and pushed him directly to the center of the field.

Xiao Yukong, who was in extremely poor physical condition, was pushed out completely unprepared. He stumbled and almost didn't fall, and stumbled for several steps, as if he was drunk. Although he stood up, he looked very embarrassed. , such an appearance made the royal clan of the Dragon Kingdom feel ashamed, it is better not to come out.

The sidelines were quiet, and everyone in the Long Kingdom was shouting in their hearts that this national wedding would really be a shame.

Dari naturally saw all the details just now, stood aside and said with a smile, "This dance is elegant and calm, which has opened the eyes of the major general. The concubine is indeed a dragon among men and a phoenix among birds. It's a classic! If you have time, teach me that dream dance move!"

There were scattered laughter on the sidelines, but most people's faces were very solemn.

Xiao Yukong, who didn't want to show anything, heard this, a glint flashed in his eyes, scratched his head and said, "Wife, what are you doing standing still, come down and dance!"

Fu Luoya sighed in her heart. It's shameful to be ashamed. It's better than dancing with others on the wedding day. She bypassed the youth who had invited dancing before and walked into the arena.

Darry said again, "Be careful not to step on your feet, it will hurt!"

There was another burst of laughter, and Bavanov snorted angrily, looking at the unsatisfactory son-in-law in the field, who was greatly worthless for his daughter.

Xiao Yukong leaned slightly and held Fu Luoya's slender hand, looking at those pale blue eyes that were tired and lonely Some of his experiences, the kind of loneliness he deeply understands.

Suddenly, Xiao Yukong said to Darry enthusiastically, "Brother Darry, why don't you find a female companion, let's dance together!"

The people of Longguo on the sidelines were almost insane. This kid was so good at getting a bargain.

A sigh can almost be heard from the sidelines...

Being too big, since you want to be embarrassed so much, then let's be a bit more embarrassing. Darryl brought the strongest one of the female dancers into the arena calmly.

Fu Luoya said angrily, "Xiao Yukong, what do you mean, don't you think it's not enough to be embarrassed? Have you forgotten our agreement not to do things that shouldn't be done or say things that shouldn't be said? ?"

Xiao Yukong faced Fu Luoya and smiled, "If you want to regain face, don't hold back for a while, just jump with me!"

When the dance music started, Darryl and his female partner immediately started dancing. Every step was firm and comfortable. The cooperation was even more tacit.

Xiao Yukong also slowly danced to the music. With the beautiful music wafting slowly, Xiao Yukong seemed to have changed his personality. With his light dance steps and his soft posture, no one could make him He is associated with the word hillbilly.

Fu Luoya was shocked, she couldn't keep up with his dance steps at all, she danced so wildly and vigorously, this was a dance completely different from the dance steps they were used to, it was smooth and passionate, full of vigor and passion...

Xiao Yukong constantly changed various dance steps around Fuluoya, but just followed the melody of the music. Every movement was performed on the spot. In order to avoid conflicts with Fuluoya, she was hardly allowed to move. It was just around Fu Luoya that she expressed a wild emotion with a turbulent dance, her fiery eyes staring at Fu Luoya, just like a groom wooing his bride.

Everyone was stunned, while thinking the same word in their hearts.

Beautiful!

No one has ever seen such a dance, let alone skipped it...

Darry, who had not had time to be proud, was immediately shocked by Xiao Yukong's performance, and unwillingly pulled his female partner's hand and performed a difficult dance move of a 360-degree turn and hug, trying to save face .

Xiao Yukong laughed at Darry's every move with dancing, stretched out his index finger and gently shook Darry to the accompaniment of the music, held up Fu Luoya and rotated 720 degrees in the air, Perfectly interprets a difficult movement of ballet on ice...

The audience immediately thundered and burst into ear-piercing applause...

Absolutely innovative, absolutely perfect, no one has ever seen such a dance, but everyone understands the melody and meaning of the dance steps, that is courtship, that is a man's courtship to his beloved woman...

The dance music ended, but everyone was still immersed in the beautiful melody and dance steps.

Clap, clap...

The scattered applause gradually increased, then transformed into a sustained thunderous applause...

Venus looked at the hillbilly in doubt, a big question mark appeared in his heart.

Fu Luoya looked at Xiao Yukong with tears in her eyes. She didn't know why she suddenly felt the urge to cry~IndoMTL.com~ Maybe it's because she has been leaning on her thin shoulders for the past few days and supporting all the outside world. I feel so lonely and lonely, the pressure is too great, and in the eyes of the people of Longguo, if the bride does not dance with the groom on the wedding day, it will be a shame, it shows that the man is incompetent, and it shows that the woman is not good enough. Vision, customs can sometimes kill people. Before dancing, Fu Luoya was completely discouraged. She suddenly accepted such a shocking performance under such a pessimistic situation. Fu Luoya felt relieved and felt that she was no longer alone. Just now The dance steps fully express a certain meaning of sharing weal and woe.

Just when Fuluoya wanted to say thank you, Xiao Yukong lay on Fuluoya's shoulders, hugged her waist weakly with both hands, and said weakly, "It's the limit, **** **, my current physical condition is really bad!"

Fu Luoya hurriedly hugged Xiao Yukong, "Just hold on, I'll take you upstairs to rest!"

Xiao Yukong's voice came from Mutang's mind, "Hey, you can't stop, you have to slap your swollen face to make you fat, your recovery cycle will be longer!"

Xiao Yukong said with a wry smile, "I now understand a little bit of the old Chinese saying, people are in the rivers and lakes, can't help themselves, I really can't stand that lonely look in my eyes, it's so **** like me before!"

Mu Tang said, "If you have the first time, there will be a second time. You don't really want to be this concubine! You have lost the face of the Mayans this time, and they will not let you go. ."

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Boom...

Xiao Yukong couldn't hold back any longer and fell to the ground. Fu Luoya didn't expect it to be so serious, she didn't hold on for a while~IndoMTL.com~ Welcome to reading, the latest, fastest and most popular The serialized works are all in ~IndoMTL.com~ Mobile users, please go to read.


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