MMORPG: Martial Gamer Chapter 666: Insignificant game designer


In reality, the difference between male and female is basically based on the crotch. Everyone does this because of mental inertia.

However, "Rebirth" is a holographic simulation game. The monsters in it are quite realistic. Even though the sunset magic ape is not a human, it is also a primate. If you put the gender on the appearance, it would be somewhat indecent.

So the sunset that everyone sees under the crotch is all empty...

Seeing this scene, Ming couldn't help but feel depressed and said: "Damn! The game designer is so cheap!"

Everyone is looking at me, meow, if the game designer really design the gender to the appearance, then it is cheap.

"Wuji, how do you make it up?" everyone asked Wuji.

Wuji frowned and thought for a while and said: "How about stripping out the little dream and throwing it over? It is said that the aesthetics of monkeys is similar to that of humans, and the one who rushes on must be male..."

"Damn!" Meng Linglong was furious upon hearing this: "I think it's okay to strip you naked and throw it over."

"I'm not a woman." Wuji spread his hands.

Linglong dreamed: "It doesn't matter, there is a female monkey."

"Um..." Everyone nodded thoughtfully, and turned their eyes to Wuji... The expressive behavior of monkeys, which is an animal expression, is not implicit at all. Throwing Wuji in the past has the same effect.

Although Wuji may be a lot, but facing Linglongmeng, a frantic woman, everyone is more willing to offend Wuji.

"Hi, what do you want to do?" Wuji asked in a panic.

"Hey!" Jiao and Ming both rolled up their sleeves and took a step forward. Wuji's face was pale, pointing to the two men and saying: "If you dare to take a step forward, I will die for you to see."

"Okay, stop making trouble!" Chunxiang quickly discouraged these two **** really wanting to pick up Wuji's clothes.

"What's the trick, Brother Chun wants to volunteer?" Mingdu asked with a smile.

Chunxiang said: "Don't be so troublesome, don't we have fruits? Just throw the fruits."

"Throwing fruits?" Everyone was stunned after hearing the words: "Anything to say? Don't monkeys like to eat fruits?"

If monkeys of one **** don't like to eat fruit, it makes sense to throw fruit. Since the hobby is the same, throwing fruit is basically equivalent to feeding food.

"Hey!" Chunxiang smiled wryly, and everyone got goose bumps all over.

Then Chunxiang said: "I think it's male monkeys who like peaches, and female monkeys who like bananas..."

"???"

"..."

"Ciao...Bitch!!!"

There is a frantic woman like Linglongmeng, Quanzhen teaches these guys to diverge quickly...

After listening to Chunxiang, everyone froze for a while, then was speechless, and finally collapsed collectively. He's meowing, this old man is not serious, he thought he had a good opinion, and the dog said he showed his lower limit! !

Seeing everyone's expressions, Yang Na asked Linglongmeng stupidly: "What do you mean? Are monkeys really different fruits for different genders?"

"Puff..." Linglongmeng spit out old blood and explained to Yang Na in a low voice. Yang Na's face flushed with a brush, and she gave Chunxiang a hard look.

Chun Xiang said proudly: "How about, the old man's strategy is very unique, you can take them down without hurting a single soldier."

"Go away! You are not serious!" Everyone pointed their middle fingers together.

"Hey, Wuji, you grandson, the old man is helping you, do you still scold the old man?" Chunxiang said unhappy.

"Your brother-in-law, you old rubbish!" Wuji said angrily: "Let's do business, can we not be insignificant!"

Although Chunxiang has always been the insignificant responsibility of Quanzhen Sect, it is not ambiguous when it is time to do business, but it is still insignificant at the moment, obviously it is not the time.

"What's wretched? The system skills have set up this link. There must be a way to deal with it. Have you forgotten what the fruit seller said?" Chunxiang explained seriously.

"This..." Chunxiang mentioned this, and everyone suddenly thought of the fruit stall owner's words.

"Would you like peaches and bananas, I like the sunset magic monkey in the sunset forest".

Thinking of this, everyone believed in Chunxiang a little.

After playing the game for so long, everyone has come into contact with a lot of S-level tasks. These tasks are like brain teasers. They cannot be solved with normal thinking, so they are called unfinished tasks. But there are also breakthrough points for S-tier tasks. As long as the mind discovers quickly, it is not difficult to find breakthrough points.

All master players know that in the process of Tier S missions, every NPC may be a breakthrough point. Since the fruit seller said this sentence "inadvertently", so this sentence must be Related to this task.

The meaning of the fruit stall owner is very simple. The sunset magic monkey likes peach and banana. Thinking about it this way, Chunxiang's idea is basically correct.

How to distinguish between male and female must be related to peaches and bananas, but such a trivial way of distinguishing is still unacceptable.

"Do you think the designer is as nasty as you?" Wuji said with contempt.

"Oh? You mean the designer is not trivial enough?" Chunxiang despised ~IndoMTL.com~Uh..." Wuji is speechless again. To be honest, Wuji has played so many games and has never seen it before Designers who are even more shameless than the design of "Rebirth" games, this kind of trivial word is simply made for them.

"Why don't we try?" Wuji asked the others.

"Try it, otherwise you can think of a more nasty way?" Everyone agreed with Wuji's proposal.

No way, Chunxiang’s shameless rhetoric deeply moved the Quanzhen Sect group... No wonder people often say that people are divided into groups, and if they are replaced by other players, Chunxiang will surely be beaten to death. Where would you agree with his bad idea.

Seeing that everyone agreed, Wuji reached out and took out a peach and a banana, and threw them out at the setting sun.

The sunset magic ape saw bananas and peaches, and suddenly became a mess, rushing to chase them.

After a while, the system came to the prompt: "You feed a large peach that is a specialty of Sunset Magic Ape Klim, Klim's loyalty is +30..."

"You feed the sunset magic ape Linda a specialty banana, Linda loyalty +30..."

Klim and Linda, you know the male and female from the name...

"Fuck, that's how I distinguish it!" Wuji saw the system prompt, and his chin fell off. There is no lower limit for this game designer to be wretched.

"How about it, let me just say, don't you accept it?" Chun Xiang said proudly.

Everyone was speechless, even if they could do it, who would dare not accept it?

"Everyone is going to catch them separately!" In order to save time and not to confuse the monkeys, Wuji distributed the peaches to everyone and threw them into the group of monkeys.

When the monster's loyalty is greater than 70, it will follow the player. Soon, all the guys of Quanzhen Sect are followed by a drooling monkey...


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