Monster Factory: One Thousand Four Hundred 30 Two: The BUG of Finding the Elf Maid
At nine o'clock in the evening, Zhang Xinghui and his wife returned home.
The restaurant business has always been stable.
Although there is no special feature, after more than ten years of making it, the restaurant has formed a good balance between the dishes and the price.
People nearby also like to put some full moon wine, housewarming, school děng děng|etc|wait, these banquets that do not require a large venue in the Zhang Xinghui Hotel.
When it’s not a good day, the customer source of the restaurant at noon and evening is also very fixed.
Let’s open a restaurant, there are always more dishes at home.
Zhang Xinghui habitually packed a few semi-finished dishes for the banquet the next day, and prepared them for his daughter tomorrow before going out.
According to the habit, in fact, at 6:30 in the evening, I have to pack some dishes and bring them back for my daughter to eat.
As a result, my daughter told herself on the phone that the elf maid had already cooked dinner.
What’s even more amazing is that the elf maid has a built-in WeChat for work, so you can add friends with your family.
The dinner was done, and the elf maid also took pictures for Zhang Xinghui to see.
Even Zhang Xinghui can also video with the wizard maid to observe the situation at home with the first sight.
Zhang Xinghui will soon figure out that this function is designed to take care of the elderly and children.
This is so convenient.
Even if the head of the household is thousands of miles away on business, he can keep abreast of the situation at home and the latest developments of the elderly and children.
Zhang Xinghui happily asked Zhang Qianqian what he would like to eat tomorrow. He brought the ingredients back in advance for the elf maid to cook.
"No need to use ~" Zhang Qianqian is having fun with the Labrador named Jumping at the moment, "I have enough food at home, let's talk about it after eating."
"Silently helped me prepare a light meal and healthy recipe. Dad, the dishes you packed from the restaurant are too greasy, and you ate too much President meat."
"..." Zhang Xinghui looked at the semi-finished braised pork in the packing box and the whole piece of braised lo-mei, and he was choked with speechlessness.
These vegetables are greasy to greasy, but they are fragrant and delicious.
The young girl’s family, not 5-6 ten, needs to pay attention to the age of health preservation.
Thinking like this, Zhang Xinghui dared not refute the idea of daughters. Which father didn't order daughter slaves?
As long as the daughter is happy.
At this time, the elf maid who was accompanying Zhang Qianqian to interact with Labrador stood up, "Master, do you want me to help you put the ingredients in the refrigerator?"
"Okay ~" Zhang Xinghui lay down on the sofa carelessly, "There are many elves in the house, really interesting, just like the landlord master in the TV series."
The elf maid finished placing the ingredients and went back to the living room to interact with Labrador.
Zhang Xinghui on the side was idle and bored, thinking of the rich functions of the wizard maid and the piety of the landlord masters in the TV series, he secretly grinned and said: "Silent ~ come and help me rub my shoulders."
"Good master." The elf maid stood up again.
After kneading for 15 minutes, not long after a whole set of shoulder health massage was over, Zhang Xinghui, who was very comfortable, shouted again: "~ will help me rub my legs in silence."
"Good master." The elf maid stood up again.
"Come back to play with me silently and ignore him." Zhang Qianqian was upset, she had long seen that her father was actually making fun on purpose.
"I'm sorry, Master, Master Cici won't let me go."
The elf maid bends down slightly to apologize, who gives Zhang Qianqian the highest authority.
……
Early the next morning.
The people and media of China are once again caught in the shock brought by the Monster industry.
Because with the advent of the delivery day, the first batch of customer(s) in the cities covered by the first-level transit logistics has successively received wizard maids.
merely overnight, almost all video platforms are filled with these customer(s)s and shooting show off videos.
As of 12 o'clock in the morning, the number of elf maids activated has exceeded 100,000 units.
Of these 100,000 customer(s)s, nearly 90,000 have begun to show off on different video platforms.
No matter how enthusiastic the news created by the media before, it can't be worth the visual impact of tens of thousands of customer(s) crazy show-offs on the video platform.
In just half a day, these elf maids customer(s) have a new nickname — — Landlord of Versailles.
This group of customer(s)s who have elven maids, now all of them are like the landlord master, lying at home openly and silently calling the nicknames of the elven maids.
disorderly mess, it has any name.
What [Chang'e].
【Diao Chan】.
[Zhaoyi].
[Qiuxiang].
[Alita].
[Klein].
[Kinomoto Sakura]……
As for the usual titles such as Silent, Coco, Huahua, Bubble, etc., I am embarrassed to post videos.
These guys, the elf maids need to cook their meals.
Drink the water and ask the elf maid to pour it.
Housework should be done by the wizard maid.
After doing all the housework, let the elf maid give them a massage.
There is even customer(s) that enables the elf maid to turn on the enhanced mode of taking care of the elderly with limited mobility, and the elf maid must feed it to the mouth when eating.
The comments below the videos of these people are crazy, they are all scolding them for bullying the elf maids and for not knowing Lianxiangxiyu.
If they have an elf maid, they will definitely love it.
Some customer(s) commented: When he has an elf maid, he is absolutely reluctant to let it do any heavy work.
Some people say: Not only are they reluctant to let it do heavy work, but even the kitchen won't let it go.
Because the kitchen will be exposed to water, no matter how good it is waterproof, it is not willing to let it take risks.
These are not excessive, the most excessive customer(s) said that if it had an elf maid, it would not let it go to work at all.
We also need to decorate a bedroom specifically for it, and check its battery voltage every morning to prevent the battery from self-discharge for a long time and cause irreversible degradation.
It will also help it move the joints every day, and replace the lubricating grease on the parts every day to prevent the grease from solidifying.
When charging every day, use the laser level to measure whether the elf maid’s standing posture is level to prevent uneven force on its internal bionic skeleton.
In addition to daily routine maintenance, the temperature and humidity in the room will also be monitored at any time.
When the sun is big, turn on the air conditioner to cool down, and turn on the heater heating when it's cold, and the humidifier and dehumidifier are also on standby at any time.
Wax the light alloy shell part of the wizard maid once a week to prevent the plating layer from aging and discoloration.
Other plastic and flexible materials are also reluctant to wipe with a towel, because they are afraid that the dust particles contained in the towel will wear the surface of the material, so you have to lick it with your tongue...
This kind of speech in the limitless dog licking mode has attracted hundreds of thousands of likes.
The following reply criticized him again, praised him for humor, and copied it quietly, and then ran to other elf maid videos to reply.
Among the nearly 100,000 customer(s)s that posted elven maids videos, Lu Bomin’s videos are the most popular.
As early as the eve of the sale of the fairy maid, Lu Bomin specially produced a seven-and-a-half-half-long technical popularization video of the fairy maid.
In the video, Lu Bomin uses simple principles to explain the wizard maid from hardware to software in an all-round way.
After the technical presentation, I will list some data to explain the technological innovation and social impact brought by the wizard maids.
The video full of dry goods~IndoMTL.com~ allows most of the customer(s) who watched his video to have a clear enough understanding of the elf maids.
Fortunately, Lu Bomin was also one of the first customer(s)s to have an elf maid.
According to the order of delivery, Lu Bomin had to wait another two days.
But who asked his brother to be the head of the technical department of Illusory Crystal cell phone in the Monster industry?
He shamelessly sent the tracking number to the senior and asked him to help join the team.
This kind of trivial matter, his senior brother Tao Liang almost blocked his WeChat account.
However, what Lu Bomin did was a little bit inauthentic.
After he jumped in the line to receive the elf maid in advance yesterday, the first thing he did was not to experience the housekeeping service of the elf maid.
Instead, I took an unboxing video, uploaded it to my own homepage, and made a live video preview near the end.
The content of the video trailer is very gimmicky. — — catches bugs.
He is going to catch bugs live at noon today. From the professional point of view of an electrification doctor, he uses various incredible experiments and some intelligent programming low-level logic conflict commands to find the BUF of the wizard maid.
This kind of gimmick, which is close to tearing down the channel, and Lu Bomin's own professional identity as a Massachusetts Institute of Technology doctor, is there any reason to live broadcast?
Only one trailer video has gained 3 million followers. The comments below the video are not too much to watch the excitement.
Someone asked Lu Bomin to disassemble the wizard maid to see the internal structure.
Someone asked Lu Bomin to soak the wizard maid in water for a day to test the waterproof performance.
There is also customer(s) who fanned the flames, saying that they should just smash the elf maid to see if it is strong.
Wait until one noon, Lu Bomin was preparing to start the broadcast.
Background data shows that there are more than one million customer(s)s residing on his homepage, waiting for the live broadcast to start.
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