Mutated Tao Chapter 259: Woman
As if to show the fierceness of the battlefield, the red-faced general jumped onto the table with only three legs when surrounded by a few soldiers, stepping on the edge and spinning continuously.
"Qing Qiang Qiang Qiang~" Accompanied by music, this turn took several minutes, and it was still standing on a three-legged table.
The scene on the stage even made Li Huowang open his eyes in surprise, "Are the requirements for singing big dramas from Liang Guo so high?"
"Qang~qiang~tai~" The general on the stage with the flags planted did a backflip. Land firmly.
Accompanied by the surrounding miscellaneous soldiers falling to the ground in coordination, the general put on a posture and made a sudden appearance, and the audience applauded and applauded continuously.
The applause also included Li Huowang's. He realized that he was wrong. He really didn't expect that there was such a big difference between the opera singer and the opera singer.
Even he, who doesn't know much about drama, can see the excitement in it.
Just when Li Huowang was engrossed in watching, the general on the stage must have a certain body, and the two long pheasant tail feathers on the top of his head began to hula la high-frequency shaking as he shook his head. "Huh? Come~ Who is it?"
As soon as the general finished speaking, the lantern on the stage went out instantly, and everything around him became pitch black.
Just when Li Huowang had doubts, the lantern suddenly turned on, but this time the light inside the lantern was no longer red, but a strange green.
There was only one general on the stage just now, but another person appeared abruptly.
It was a woman, and she was carrying other people behind her back. The long water sleeves of both hands trembled like a waterfall.
The music stopped at some point, and the only sound on the stage was some kind of breathing that was getting heavier and heavier.
"Hey," a creepy whisper suddenly sounded in Li Huowang's ear, and the hairs all over his body stood on end in an instant.
"What bullshit! Can this place stop for a while?" Li Huowang, with a ferocious expression, held the sword in one hand, stepped on the tiles under him with both feet, and was about to rush up to the stage.
At this moment, Bai Lingmiao hugged him tightly with both hands, and shouted anxiously: "Senior brother Li, that's fake! That's a show!"
"Fake??" Li Huowang looked at it with a hesitant expression, and the general on the stage walked around the woman with the back face vigilantly.
Suddenly, the woman turned her head abruptly, and at the same time raised two bronze mirrors on both sides of the stage. The bright candlelight reflected from the bronze mirrors instantly hit the woman's face without facial features.
This terrifying scene instantly shocked everyone present, and many children were so frightened that they cried out.
On the contrary, Li Huowang breathed a sigh of relief, this is indeed a fake, Li Huowang's keen vision let Li Huowang see that this head is a prop at all, and her own head is shrinking in the clothes at the moment.
Li Huowang slowly took his hand away from the sword, and sat down on the roof again, "Are all the big Liang opera singers playing so lavishly? How can you add horror elements to singing?"
"Brother Li, what is a horror element? This play has been sung like this for more than a hundred years. According to legend, General Yue encountered this thing when he was on the battlefield."
Looking at the dark and terrifying stage in the distance, Li Huowang felt that if this was true, then it must have been much more tragic and terrifying than this.
At this moment, Li Huowang saw the general on the stage swung his mace and easily chopped off the woman's head. As if the woman was really dead, she fell straight towards the table.
Unexpectedly, just as the woman fell down, a man with a black face and two copper coins stuck to his cheeks walked up to the stage with his head up and swaying.
"Woo ha ha ha"
The sharp teeth spat in and out of his mouth in a spiral shape, accompanied by the piercing sound of the gong, and little sparks sprayed out of his mouth, which was particularly conspicuous in the dark night.
"Ha ha." Hearing Li Huowang's laughter, Bai Lingmiao turned to look at him in the darkness with some doubts, "Brother Li, what are you laughing at? Isn't this a good show?"
"Looks good, I'm not laughing at the opera on the stage, but at Mr. Lu, he made a mistake in his calculations, with his three-legged feline kung fu, I'm afraid he won't get a penny in Daliang It's gone." Li Huowang said looking at Lu Zhuangyuan's increasingly smelly face in the distance.
"By the way, this Daliang country is different from other places. Whether it is material enjoyment or spiritual enjoyment, it is much better than other places. It really deserves to be the strongest place."
That night, everyone had a great time watching it, including Li Huowang.
The troupe has also asked for enough rewards. There is a reason why the other party chose this time to come out to sing, because at this time, there is a bumper harvest, the landlord has money in his pocket, and his hands are very generous.
Lu Zhuangyuan came back in a daze. At this time, he no longer had the momentum he had before, and his self-esteem that had been singing for decades was shattered.
Different from other people who were having a heated discussion, as soon as he brought his two sons into the house, he nestled in the corner and no one spoke.
"Father, people can spit sparks out of their mouths! How can we compare?" Lu Xiucai broke the calm.
"Why can't it be compared? The old student at the end is not as good as me in singing!" Lu Zhuangyuan forced his neck to argue.
But after he finished speaking, he deflated like a deflated airbag. He could show his strength, but it couldn't make up for the gap in strength between the troupe.
Stuffing the cigarette stick into his mouth, he turned his back to the corner and walked towards Bai Lingmiao who was spreading the quilt.
"Hehehe~ That white girl, old man, can I ask something? You see, can Daliang's troupe perform in today's play?"
"That's right, and it's not just this one, they can perform several kinds, isn't today's one the best!"
Lu Zhuangyuan stooped even deeper, and staggered towards his two useless sons.
That night, Lu Zhuangyuan didn't sleep much all night, tossing and turning thinking about things, "If the stage of Lu's class can't be set up, then I will be free again?"
However, he was not the only one who slept that night. When the rooster in the village crowed, Lu Xiucai who got up early saw that Gouwa with a mean smile was hugging Hong'er, coming from a small forest. Come drill out.
The two of them sat together enthusiastically, laughing and talking to each other.
When Gouwa saw that Lu Xiucai was fetching water from the well, his eyes lit up. After he pushed away Hong'er, he leaned towards him with a proud face.
"Hey hey~ boy, do you know what I did last night hehehe~"
Lu Xiucai didn't say a word, and walked towards the house with the water in the bucket, but Gouwa refused to let him go, and kept talking around him.
"Hey~ that taste, hey~ that taste~ hehehe~" That appearance, coupled with the look of a dog with eyebrows and mouse eyes, is so wretched and wretched.
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