Mutated Tao Chapter 61: Two gods


"Boom~dong~dongdong~" In the low bungalow, the drums kept beating, and so did Li Zhi's chanting and singing.

"Help me, put the roof on your head, step on the rafters, hold a drum in your left hand and a whip in your right, hey, cough, cough, hey~" "Boom boom boom!!"

Li Huowang on the side could see that as he continued to chant and sing, the red hijab on Ershen's head was gradually pushed up by the things inside.

Through the red hijab, Li Huowang saw the outlines of some weird animal heads emerging from it.

It is not accurate to say that the beast head, none of these things look like ordinary beasts, and all of them are seriously mutated and deformed.

These things appear and disappear under the red hijab like flowing water, constantly wriggling.

These things, paired with the hazy white smoke, look so weird.

Li Huowang rubbed his eyes vigorously, and found that the two gods were already stepping on the drums, and followed Li Zhi towards the table of the Eight Immortals, which was completely enveloped in white smoke.

"Hit it up and down~ that one hit it up and down~

Front three back four left five right six sixty-eight hey~"

In the hazy white smoke, Li Zhi and the woman danced around in circles one after the other.

The woman on the Eight Immortals began to strangle her neck with a very painful expression.

"Get out!! Get out!!" Her voice trembled slightly.

"Move me~ please Huang Tianba~ please Huang Tianqing~ please come Huang Tianhei, please Huang Tianhong, please report horses, Erlingtong, quickly tease brother to learn tongue~" "Boom! Boom! Boom!"

As soon as these words came out, Li Huowang's mood became a little irritable for some reason.

At this time, he heard some inexplicable sounds around him, but when he listened carefully, those sounds disappeared again.

No matter what kind of old fairy Li Zhi is talking about, it is definitely different from any one he has encountered in the past.

"It sounds like he can invite more than one kind of fairy family. There should be a limit to this situation?"

Just as he was still concentrating on those things, the sound of the drums gradually became lighter.

Frowning slightly, Li Huowang waved away the white smoke in front of his eyes with a wave of his hand, and strode towards the table.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he approached, suddenly, a black shadow of white smoke flew out, and rushed towards his face with afterimages.

"Clang!" With a clang of the long sword, it was creaked by two rows of **** teeth in the next second.

The strength of this naked woman is astonishing, with Cheng Zhuao's hands desperately scratching at Li Huowang's eyeballs.

At this moment, her bloodshot eyes popped out, almost falling off her face, and her constantly shaking face was full of hostility and killing intent.

"Li Zhi!! What are you doing!!" Li Huowang, who was struggling, shouted loudly into the white smoke.

"Boom boom boom! "Old~xian~home~"

The Bingjue sounded again, and the red hijab swirled out of the white smoke and covered the woman's face.

The woman struggled desperately, but couldn't stand it anymore, the animal face on the hijab squirmed and squirmed into her mouth.

With a sound of "嗖~", she was suddenly pulled into the white smoke by some force, and Li Zhi's libretto was still coming from inside.

"Old fairy family~, leave the ancient cave and leave the mountain, grab the yellow sand and cover the cave door, walk with clouds on cloudy days, whirlwind on sunny days, and whirlwind with clouds, you don't need to smoke when you come and go~"

When he was still in shock, Li Huowang walked into the white smoke vigilantly holding his long sword.

It was discovered that the woman who was crazy just now was already slumped on the table, with a sallow face and cold sweat all over her body.

At the side, Li Zhi still walked around the woman with the trembling and hiccupping daughter-in-law behind him.

"If you want to go, I won't stop you. Bawang will lead the horse first, untie the reins first and then back the saddle, and the old fairy will whip the horse~ I want to go back to the mountain~ Hey hey hey hey~"

After singing the last sentence, Li Zhifan took the drum whip in his hand and hit the center of the drum three times heavily.

As soon as the drum beat stopped, the surrounding white smoke began to dissipate slowly, and the strange irritability in Li Huowang's heart also gradually disappeared.

"It's okay? I was a little distracted just now, and I knew that with you outside, this guy can't escape." Li Zhi still didn't care about anything.

"Missed? In this situation, do you still dare to distract yourself?" Li Huowang really couldn't understand the logic of this person.

"It's only fifty copper coins, how much does it cost to eat a bowl of noodles in the city now? Now that the evil spirit is dead and alive, what else do you want, it's already fine."

"If you want to blame it, blame those who set the rules back then. What kind of broken rules did you set up, and you deserve to be poor if you dance the master?"

Li Huowang resisted rolling his eyes at him, walked to the Eight Immortals table, and observed the woman carefully.

It seemed that her spirit had been greatly devastated, her godless eyes were full of fear, and her body was trembling uncontrollably.

Looking around for a while, Li Huowang didn't see what Li Zhi said was taken from her by the immortal family.

"I don't need money, and I don't lack anything physically. Could it be that the so-called fairy family's compensation is something spiritual?" Li Huowang guessed in his heart.

At this time, the suffering family from outside rushed in. When they saw that their family members were back to normal, they immediately hugged each other, crying and laughing.

At this time, Li Zhi came over and said to them: "This little daughter-in-law just hit her body and became weak. It's over, and your family's geomantic o Yes, can you invite a Baojiaxian?"

"Baojiaxian?" Li Huowang's attention immediately followed.

"All right, all right! Listen to the master!" The old man who was so frightened that he had no master would dare to refuse.

Li Zhi reached out and took out his bag, and he took out a clay figurine.

Then he took out some red-headed ropes and began to wind them up, while chanting something in his mouth.

After everything was tied up, Li Zhi found a ladder and placed the thing on the beam of the house.

"Every New Year's Day, there is a sacrifice, and incense is offered on the 15th of each month. Do you understand? Well, the tea money for moving soldiers follows the money of Baojiaxian, a total of 100 copper coins. Take the money."

Ignoring Li Zhi who asked for a reward, Li Huowang walked up to the ladder and carefully observed Baojiaxian on the beam.

This is a clay figurine with a width of one sheet, which looks as if it was made out of hand.

However, its pair of eyes are particularly expressive. Looking at those eyes, Li Huowang seems to be looking at a living creature.

At this moment, Li Huowang suddenly saw that Baojiaxian moved inexplicably. "What's going on, I'm dazzled?"

"Don't look..." An extremely small and slender voice sounded from behind.

Li Huowang turned his head abruptly, and instantly came face to face with the two gods with red hijabs.

The two were so close that Li Huowang's slight exhalation could make the red hijab shake slightly.

At this moment, Li Huowang's mind was full of thoughts, "Is this person really alive? Why did she tell me not to look?"

Li Huowang took a look, and Li Zhi, who was nodding his head down, lowered his voice to the lowest and asked, "Do you have anything to tell me?"

Hearing what Li Huowang said, his pale hands with long nails gently pinched the corner of the red hijab and slowly lifted it up.

"Gudong" Li swallowed a mouthful of saliva, holding the bell tightly in his hand, he was a little nervous.

"Goose, let's go, go to borrow a bed from a fellow villager."

The red hijab was covered again, Ershen turned around and quickly followed.


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