My Bei Hai Zoo Chapter 1: Are you here to shit?


  Life is wonderful, you never know what will happen next second.

   This is not...

   In the morning, Wucheng Railway Station.

   The handsome big-backed head looked at Qian Qian like an old cadre. At this moment, he was carrying a suitcase and sitting in the waiting room waiting for the departure time. Maybe he felt a little bored, so he took out a 1 yuan coin.

  "Auspiciousness is on the front, and evil is on the back."

   said, he was going to toss a coin to Qian to see if this journey southward went smoothly.

  咻! ~

  The coin was tossed away.

   During the spin and fall, he quickly reached out and grabbed the money.

   However...

   Waiting for him to open his palm, he found that the coin was actually caught between his fingers and stood up.

   has neither front nor back.

   Xiang Qian's face changed slightly, and then pretending to be calm:

   "There is no positive and no negative...should be good luck?"

  What do you mean?

   Obviously, Xiang Qian was not sure. Although the method of tossing the coin failed, he did not toss it a second time. After all, that would be boring.

  [Dingdong! ~G529 train ticket check, please passengers......]

   soon after.

   There was a broadcast in the waiting room.

   put the suitcase to Qian, and quickly boarded a high-speed train about to go south.

   This G529 train runs from Wucheng to Beihai City, the terminal station. It travels nearly 1,500 kilometers and can arrive in about eight hours.

   A certain sleeping car.

   asked Qian to find his berth, and after putting the luggage, he took out the laptop as soon as possible.

   I saw the short table under the window. Although Xiang Qian was in the lower bunk, he didn't occupy it. He just sat down on the bunk and put the notebook on his lap. He gradually got busy.

  [CJJT-2020 Zoo Terminology Standard.pdf]

   There is a professional document about ‘zoo terminology’ on the computer.

   is full of tens of thousands of words. Since the PDF file is a picture format (with watermark), Xiangqian has to copy it, create a text document, and type it word by word.

   For Xiangqian, this can also deepen the impression.

   not long.

  The passengers got on the bus one after another.

   Xiangqian’s sleeping compartment was not full, but a family of three came.

   middle-aged man with his elderly mother and five or six-year-old daughter.

  Buy sleeper tickets at the departure station. Most of the destination is Beihai. Therefore, the middle-aged man naturally smiled when he saw Xiang Qian.

   smiled and nodded at Qian, counted as a response, and then continued to work on his own affairs.

   Both parties just got in the car, and the time after that is still long, there is no need to rush to communicate.

   A few minutes later, the train started, and the journey to the south began.

  ……

  嗖! ~

  The high-speed rail train is speeding on the track.

   patter... patter...

   Leaning against Qian’s back in the carriage, relying on the speed of his single hand for many years, he tapped the keyboard at lightning speed to copy documents.

   The old woman on the opposite side peeled an orange and reached out to feed her granddaughter, but the picky girl shook her head and said:

   "Don't eat!"

  , the little girl’s Kazilan’s eyes widened, and she looked curiously at Xiangqian who was typing on the keyboard. She was obviously interested in the things in the laptop.

  At this moment, a female police officer came to the compartment and began to check her ID.

   Xiang Qian had to stop working, took out his ID card and handed it over, and the little girl also took the opportunity to ask:

   "Uncle, are you playing games?"

Uncle   ?

   was taken aback to Qian, looking at the little girl’s innocent eyes, she could only smile:

   "I'm studying, that, call me big brother."

   Big Brother...

   The little girl shook her head. The female police officer who checked Qian’s ID card could not help but laughed despite her professional training.

  噗! ~

   It says on the ID card that he was born in 1993, still the big brother?

   Shameless!

   blushed at Qian Lao, and after getting his ID, he quickly forced himself to continue copying documents.

   just...

   mentality exploded a bit.

   I, born in the 90s, unknowingly, am I almost on the run?

   is so cruel.

   But, I come back again.

   Xiang Qian’s journey southward, there must be many things to do. If he is too young, I am afraid it will be difficult to convince people.

   Actually.

   Even now, his age is not up to the standard.

  ……

   in one hour.

   The sun outside the train window hung high, and the little girl said excitedly:

   "The weather is really nice today."

   At this moment, Xiang Qian stopped the work of document copying, planning to take a break.

   Close the laptop.

   moved his sour fingers to Qian, and saw the little girl opposite, holding a children’s animal cartoon, so she smiled and asked:

  "My kid, do you know what's in the zoo?"

   Hearing the question, the little girl came up and immediately replied:

   "I know!"

   talking, the little girl said with her fingers:

  " In the zoo there are: Daxiji, Small Brain Axe, Plum Fury, Big Flying Sac, Strong Neck Fury, Big Python Shoes, Tuoliao, Big Belt Xu, Big Poor Cat, Big Nuotuo, Dan Dinghuo, Xiaowu Heap."

  "……"

   Xiang Qian couldn't refute it. Although the little girl's pronunciation was inaccurate, she was a little more innocent.

   "Our family Tuantuan, really smart."

  The old woman with a strong Guangxi accent touched her granddaughter's head very lovingly.

   Tuan Tuan?

   is probably a nickname, Xiang Qian thinks this little girl is pretty cute.

  At this time, the old woman also looked at and exchanged with Qian:

   "Boy, you also went to Beihai?"

   This accent is a bit interesting.

   smiled and nodded to Qian, while the old woman opened the chatterbox and asked as if checking her household registration:

  "Going to travel?"

   "Go to work."

   couldn't laugh or cry to Qian, the old woman asked again:

   "Which unit do you work for?"

  "Um, zoo."

   answered honestly to Qian, the old woman's eyes brightened, and she immediately asked with interest:

  "Beihai Zoo? The one on the island?"

  "My lady has been there?"

   came to the money, the kind old woman nodded and said:

   "I am from Beihai, I visited once when I was young."

   Okay, when I was young...

   Xiangqian didn't know what to say, but he noticed that the middle-aged man lying on the upper bunk resting, he shook his head secretly when he heard his mother ask that he was working in the zoo.

   how?

   frowned slightly at Qian, and speculated in his heart that the middle-aged man had mostly been to the Beihai Zoo and might not think it was a good job.

   really...

  The old woman began to ask one after another:

  "The zoo is an iron rice bowl."

   "Boy, are you going to be a breeder?"

   did not wait for Qian to answer, the resting middle-aged man couldn’t stand it, he immediately spoke:

  "Mom! Don't be nagging, people are not familiar with us, besides, look at the appearance of this little brother, why is he not like a breeder, at least he is a leader."

   Yes, it's the leader.

   It's worthwhile to comb her head and smile at Qian, but after the old woman was interrupted by her son, she was embarrassed to speak again, just muttered:

  "I’m not familiar now, you won’t be familiar later?"

   Seeing the atmosphere is a bit awkward.

   To Qian, he can only stand up and head to the bathroom alone.

  ……

   came to the smoking area on the train.

   There were no people around, so he took out a pack of profit from the money, then lit a cigarette and started smoking.

  zi! ~

   spit out smoke.

  The smell of nicotine lingered in his throat, and he shook his head to Qian:

  "This time, it's really time to quit smoking."

  The middle-aged man’s guess is correct.

   Xiang Qian’s journey south is indeed to be a leader, and he is also the leader of the zoo.

   Zoo director!

  Speaking of this.

   is not complicated. Xiangqian has a grandfather who has never met before. When his parents were alive, he heard that this grandfather seemed to run a private zoo in Beihai City.

   This is the old almanac!

   If it weren’t for a lawyer who found him with a casket and will a week ago, Xiang Qian would not even remember him, there would be a relative in this world.

   And this relative left himself just a month ago.

   is not difficult to understand.

   Grandpa passed away without any children or brothers.

   Xiang Qian, who was also an immediate family member, naturally became the only legal heir, and he should inherit the inheritance and remains of this cheap grandfather.

   As for Xiang Qian’s personal identity.

   is even simpler, just a 996 office worker.

   Xiaoma brother said.

  996 is a blessing, but Xiang Qian believes that 996 is a blessing for life. The 10-hour working hours per day have long made him feel physically and mentally exhausted.

   Xiangqian even suspected that he might become bald one day.

   Numbness is the most terrible.

   Therefore, in pursuit of freedom in recent years, Xiang Qian has also wandered through Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Shenzhen, and worked as a sales engineer, salesman, purchaser, and so on. It can be said that he has experienced social beatings.

  zi! ~

   took a deep cigarette to Qian, and felt that the previous life was rather boring.

   During high school, my parents died in a car accident.

  The insurance company and the perpetrator (who bear the legal responsibility at the same time) indemnified a large amount of money, and the life after the money became more and more dull.

   "According to the starting point of the protagonist of the starting point novel, this should be called a parent's sacrifice to heaven?"

   couldn't help but laugh at Qian.

   Fortunately, after so many years, he has long since looked away, and he is also used to the days when one person is full and the whole family is not hungry.

   is that life is too boring.

   Fortunately, this trip to the south is about to begin a new life.

   Throwing the cigarette **** to Qian, and throwing it into the ashtray on the wall, his eyes gradually revealed expectations~IndoMTL.com~ You know.

  He just resigned yesterday, the content of the resignation letter is very simple:

  [The world is so big, I want to see it]

  "You cannot work part-time. It is impossible to work part-time in this life."

   said firmly to Qian, now that he can finally say this with confidence.

  ……

   finished smoking, Xiang Qian came to the sink next to the toilet.

   Patter! ~

   washed his hands to Qian, looked at his handsome self in the mirror, couldn't help but stretched out his hand and stroked his big back, then nodded and laughed:

   "It really looks like a leader."

   Get back to the subject.

   I remembered the scene of a middle-aged man shaking his head in secret.

   Xiang Qian suddenly felt that the zoo he was going to inherit might not be as beautiful as he imagined.

   "It doesn't matter! I'll talk about it in the past."

   said to Qian, he took out the tissue, dried his hands, and threw the paper ball into the trash can.

   Just as he was about to turn around and walk back, he happened to see the old woman walking over with the little girl.

   The little girl held the bucket noodles and saw Xiang Qian, Kazilan's eyes lit up and she immediately asked with her head tilted:

   "Are you here to shit?"

   As soon as these words came out, in this sleeper carriage, naturally people poked their heads out and paid attention to the money.

   "I..."

  Who am I?

   Where am I?

   stared at Qian, and the whole person was instantly messed up!

   "Tuantuan, how can you ask like that?"

   The old woman frowned and shook her head dumbfoundedly at Qian:

   "It's okay, the child speaks without restraint."

  ……

   [PS: Three thousand words, the number of words in the following chapters, according to this standard, and don't forget to collect, vote, comment, and three consecutive qualities! ~】


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