My Bei Hai Zoo Chapter 63: If you can’t do it, you will commit suicide
track the smell left to the money.
Brother Flathead crossed the zoo, swaying his short legs all the way.
kills directly in the direction of the office.
in the process.
Of course, I met many tourists, but fortunately, Brother Flathead ignored them.
"African honey badger, how come out?"
"Haha, this is my big flathead brother!"
"It must be a jailbreak! This guy is a jailbreaker."
Seeing this, tourists are enthusiastic!
quickly took out his mobile phone and started shooting afterwards.
are all turned into a passerby party.
……
look at the other side.
ran back to the office quickly towards Qian, his eyes turned to the black box containing the anesthesia gun.
thought about it a little bit.
finally shook his head to Qian:
"No way."
There are tourists in the park now.
For safety, don’t use anesthesia gun.
What's more...
Plattou has successfully escaped from prison.
has definitely attracted the attention of many tourists now.
So he cares.
Xiangqian quickly came to the warehouse on the first floor and quickly found the protective gear used to train the ostrich last time.
put on protective clothing...
put on one-piece plastic boots...
wear stab-resistant gloves, helmets...
is armed to the teeth!
As for the riot shield...
shouldn’t be used.
After fully armed to Qian, I finally felt safe.
That's it.
wrapped himself in the same money as the ‘astronaut’.
Then he turned and walked out of the management office.
came outside.
Xiang Qian began to wait in place, and at the same time, he silently recited the Peace Sutra in his heart.
He believes that Brother Flathead will come to him.
really...
Ga! ~
in a while.
The flat-headed brother ran up on short legs, and behind him was a group of tourist brothers who were holding mobile phones to take pictures.
However...
See the heavily armed Xiang Qian.
Flathead brother and the tourists collectively dumbfounded!
Who is this astronaut?
found that tourists are all taking videos.
naturally stretched out his hand to Qian to face the flat-headed brother, hooked fingers and smiled:
"Come on, **** me? If I run this time, it will be your grandson!"
Ga! ! ! !
Flatheaded brother roared, raised his little tail and rushed up.
The badger has only to go forward.
never...
Be a deserter!
but I see, the flathead brother rushed up to take a bite.
did not dodge towards the money.
Let this guy bite on the thick rubber boots.
is more than that.
"Bite, bite hard!"
gave Qian encouragement and asked with a smile:
"Aren't you very tiger? Do you **** me now?"
Ga! ! !
Flatheaded brother’s lungs exploded, and he immediately jumped up and waved his claws.
Unfortunately, Xiang Qian has already activated the damage immunity.
The thick armor can naturally protect him.
and this moment.
The tourists who watched all around also began to booze:
"Isn't this bullying Flathead Brother?"
"Although it is not a human being, you are a real dog!"
"Can we have a fair duel?"
……
Fair duel?
rolled his eyes at Qian, the flathead brother has fangs and claws.
He doesn't have one!
At this time, Xiangqian also began to bend down, reaching out to catch Brother Flathead.
Ga! ~
saw, the slippery flat-headed brother quickly dodged, turning back and taking a bite of stab-resistant gloves.
"It's useless, I'm not afraid of you now."
smiled at Qian.
quite a bit, it means turning over the serf to sing.
The problem is that the armor is too clumsy and it is difficult to catch this guy.
seems to be a discovery...
I couldn't help but yelled at Qian, Brother Flathead immediately.
Ga! ~
Next second.
Flathead rushed to a big tree on the side of the road, and then quickly climbed up.
What does mean?
wondered at Qian, so he reached out and tapped his helmet.
咚咚! ~
looked at the flat-headed man climbing the tree, and smiled to Qian:
"Don't waste your time, your trick is useless!"
After all, the last time I escaped from prison...
Plattou has a palm technique of falling from the sky.
Now that I am prepared for money, it will naturally not have any effect.
just then.
Zhou Qian hurried to the scene after learning of the situation.
push away the crowd of passersby.
I saw Xiangqian like an astronaut, and I caught a glimpse of Brother Flathead climbing on the tree.
Zhou Qian's face changed and she immediately reminded:
"No, it's going to commit suicide!"
Suicide?
's eyes widened at Qian, and the surrounding tourists were all shocked!
Flathead brother can commit suicide?
and Zhou Qian quickly added:
"African honey badger has self-harm behavior, especially when it is emotional, it can kill itself."
I saw Brother Flathead climbing up a tree more than ten meters high.
, the expression on his face was unlovable.
was so scared at Qian, he quickly reached out and took off his helmet and shouted:
"Brother! Come down, don't commit suicide."
said, Xiang Qian quickly took off his protective clothing, but also anxiously:
"You better come down and **** me, don't commit suicide!"
At this moment, there are tourists shooting videos around.
Pattou once committed suicide.
Their zoo, I am afraid there will be negative news.
That is to say.
If Brother Flathead jumps a tree and commits suicide.
As the principal of the garden, Xiang Qian would definitely kneel down on the spot and beg him not to die.
Ga! ~
But I saw, the flat-headed brother who climbed to the canopy, with an indifferent expression.
Jailbreak twice...
It found that it could not afford to pay for it.
That is the case.
What's the point of being alive?
If you can’t do it, you will commit suicide...
The world of Brother Flathead has never retreated.
is so strong!
Look at Brother Flathead.
is about to commit suicide by jumping from a tree more than ten meters high.
Xiangqian's legs suddenly softened and he knelt on the spot.
"Big Brother! ~ Let's have something to say, what do you mean by suicide?"
immediately after...
snotted to Qian and cried with tears:
"Is it easy for me to be a zoomaster? For whom do I get up early every day? For whom? Not to support you..."
At this moment.
is really sad for the listener, and tears for the listener.
The surrounding tourists also sympathized:
"What a miserable principal."
"The most miserable principal in history, there is no one!"
"Hey, who let him run into Brother Flathead?"
……
tried to squeeze out a few crocodile tears at Qian, while sneaking a glance at the canopy.
really.
Brother Flathead finally did not commit suicide immediately, but watched him perform with interest.
Now know that you regret it?
At this time, even Zhou Qian persuaded under the tree:
"Come down, don't be the principal."
However...
The flat-headed brother on the canopy is unmoved.
seems to be determined to commit suicide...
Thanks to the world!
Seeing this, Xiang Qian can only cry out sadly:
"It's so happy you committed suicide, what should I do? Who will do me in the future?"
Who will do you?
The surrounding tourists are collectively speechless, you just owe it so much.
Actually.
Xiang Qian is delaying time, and he is racking his brains to find a way.
The reason why flathead brother...
The repeated escapes were mostly because of loneliness.
After all, its hometown is in Africa.
is there.
Flathead brother can do it all the way, or steal honey with the cooperation of friends.
There are many joys!
after all.
is still the ‘richness’ work of the zoo, which has not been done well.
丰容
is a zoo term
refers to the general term for a series of measures taken to enrich the life of wild animals, meet their physiological and psychological needs, and promote animals to show more natural behaviors under captive conditions.
Environment enrichment, props enrichment, food enrichment
I'll talk about it later if I have a chance.
Of course!
The most critical problem is that Flathead has no partner.
Qian seems to have made some determination.
In the next second, he quickly took out his mobile phone and logged into a certain animal audio material network in his favorites.
This website...
He browsed the other day and found many wild animal audio on it.
Well, it’s for a fee.
Xiangqian spent money to register a VIP account.
quickly type in the search bar at this moment:
[Search: Female Honey Badger]
soon found the audio.
clicked on the audio to play to Qian, and the phone really sounded the female honey badger.
hum! ~Humph! ~
hear the sound.
The flat-headed brother on the canopy was stunned, like a ten thousand year single dog.
suddenly heard the voice of Yu Jie.
Next...
in the case of tourists recording the whole journey.
looked up to Qian and looked at the flat-headed brother on the canopy:
"Don't commit suicide, I will definitely go to Africa in the future... I will find you a wife to come back!"
Obviously, this is a promise.
hum! ~
Cooperating with the female honey badger call from the mobile phone.
Flathead brother understands in seconds.
seemed to be a little moved, the Flatheaded brother gradually calmed down, then opened his mouth and let out a roar.
Ga! ~
Xiang Qian doesn’t understand.
but I can guess it too, so he swears:
"If I lie to you, now a thunder will kill me!"
Wow! ~
Flathead nodded in satisfaction.
then quickly slipped down from the tree, and Zhou Qian hurried forward to hug him.
the entire zoo.
is also only the veterinarian Zhou Qian, who can directly contact Brother Flathead.
finally relieved to Qian, and then stood up again.
"President, I will bring the honey badger back to the cage."
Zhou Qian hugged the flat-head brother and said, nodding to Qian naturally:
"Go ahead."
Ga! ~
Before left, Brother Flathead did not forget to open his mouth to send out a reminder.
"Don't worry, I can speak my words."
couldn't laugh or cry to Qian, and the surrounding tourists also helped out:
"Yes! We are all witnesses."
"The whole video is recorded, the principal is not allowed to cheat!"
"Haha, I must find a daughter-in-law for Brother Flathead."
……
I heard a lot of comments from tourists.
Xiang Qian can only admit that he is unlucky, but he does plan to study abroad in the future.
is in my grandfather’s diary.
There is a classic saying...
[If you want the zoo to achieve long-term development~IndoMTL.com~The director must go out of the North Sea, go abroad, and go to the world! ]
Simply put.
The principal who has been at the zoo is not a good principal!
must get out of waves.
No...
should be imported from abroad, more precious and valuable wild animals.
……
"I will do it."
said to Qian that he picked up the protective gear on the ground again, and was about to return to the office.
did not expect, a tourist excitedly said:
"Man, this video is posted on the Internet, you must be popular!"
As soon as I said this.
The rest of the tourists who had been videotaped all laughed.
"That's right! I have thought of the title "The Worst Zookeeper in History"!"
"No, no, no, the worst in history is right!"
"Hahaha, Brother Pingtou is so awesome, he threatened to commit suicide."
……
wants to say something to Qian.
Result...
The group of tourists disappeared as soon as they slipped.
Worri!
twitched at Qian's eyes, it seemed that he was about to become the worst zoo director in history.
can't do...
Tonight must find a way to reverse the situation.
Xiangqian seems to have some idea, but he can't implement it until the evening.
Of course!
This time, I was able to reach a temporary settlement with Brother Flathead.
Xiang Qian is still very happy.
Within a short time...
Patto guy.
There should be no more moths.
……
[PS: In this chapter three thousand words, when the old sand code, I suddenly diarrhea, and I ran to the toilet several times. Now my mental state is very bad. Let me watch two more tomorrow. 】