My Debauched Devotion Chapter 5: I didn’t get the urine at first


   I don’t know what year and month.

   I don’t know where.

   I don’t know what is true and false.

   In the dark void, there are layers of white clouds that emit spontaneous light.

   See the sun on the cloud.

   There is a floating mountain in the clouds, with clear mist and flying cranes.

   The mountain is not big or high.

   There are gurgling water and neat border fields under the mountain,

   There are green bamboo and ancient pine on the mountain, like a dragonfly knot.

   There is a very simple Sihe Taoist temple on the top of the mountain, and there is a peach tree planted in the middle of the mountain.

   The peach blossoms keep falling, but they never finish.

  The girl who counts the peach blossoms is nothing but a cardamom age, she has an exquisite appearance, pure and clear bones, and there is a mature woman's charm in the pavilion's body.

   "I have been in the tens of thousands of flowers, no leaves are on my body, mother, my child has been too lucky recently, I don’t know which one to choose."

   The clear, proud voice echoed in the courtyard.

   "Shut up!"

   There was a wild female voice in the clouds.

  "Tianjin physique must never be with a man."

  The girl's mouth is arrogant and resentful.

   "But I have too many peach blossoms, how can I keep cutting them!"

  "You must be greedy for the mortal world, so be with a woman."

   "Don't want girls, people like cute boys!"

   "You can also like men. If you are lucky enough to meet a man who can give you a glimpse of the heavens, you can stay with him for the rest of your life."

   "My mother is lying again! We are standing opposite the way of heaven. Apart from God, there is no man who can give me a glimpse of the way of heaven."

   "You are right, only gods in this world are qualified to control you, don't belittle yourself!"

  hold Jianfeng.

  Ling Zhouyue opened his eyes suddenly.

   The golden afterglow fell into the grass window, shining on the face that still exudes pure bones, no matter how much dust is stained.

   Heh, even the fairy is dead, there is no god!

   Are girls not fragrant?

   cast out the disturbing dream sound, she raised her arm and took a sip of wine.

  's white body turned over lazily, like surfing on a stream, patting out the sweet aroma of wine.

  ……

  , intoxicated by the fairy wind, the sunset is slightly drunk.

   Xiao Ran's first flight after crossing, was dedicated to the paper kite.

  , like his first flight before crossing, dedicated to paper.

  History is always surprisingly similar.

   The center of the huge paper kite.

   Xiao Ran sat cross-legged on the front ladder of the double-storey disciple room.

   opened my eyes slightly, in all directions, up and down the universe, wherever I can see, they are all large and small pierced clouds.

   aura, mist, beast chirping, bells, fusion, flooding the world, magnificent and ethereal, unlike the world.

   It's a pity, Xiao Ran Wufu enjoys this fairyland.

   kept frowning slightly, concentrating on the power of blood.

   was the first flight after all. Although it was exciting, it was nervous.

   When a gust of wind blows by, or a crane comes flying, the paper kite will be shaky and shaken.

   is a short distance of more than ten miles, and it takes half an hour to fly.

   Finally, in the afterglow, he flew to the sky above the peak of the sword.

  , find the correct position, slowly let go, and land steadily.

   Xiao Ran let out a long sigh of relief.

   Tonight is ready!

  The new disciple room is located on the southeast side of the hut, at an angle of forty-five degrees, three feet away.

   In terms of absorbing the spirit veins of Feng Shui, this is the second golden spot of Zhijian Peak besides the hut.

   Xiao Ran walked into the room.

  Bamboo bed, wardrobe, long desk... all kinds of furniture are neatly arranged.

   Kitchen utensils and flint are complete in the kitchen, and various farm tools are also available in the small warehouse.

   is worthy of Lin Yunzi, who is in charge of the outer disciples. He understands the daily needs of unrefined mortals...

   Before honoring Master, Xiao Ran still has two things to do.

  First, fix the foundation first.

   Xiao Ran took out a cloth-wrapped sledgehammer and eight huge telescopic wedges with organs from the warehouse.

  He inserted eight wooden wedges into the hole in the house arranged in advance, and hammered them into the foundation one by one with a cloth-wrapped sledgehammer.

   These wooden wedges are folded and stretched longitudinally, reaching deep underground.

   opened the mechanism again, and extended eight underground fixed poles horizontally.

   There are eight or sixty-four fixed rods, which are fixed vertically and horizontally.

   A set of three-dimensional grids are formed under the foundation to stably fix the double-storey pavilion, which can resist up to the next typhoon!

   In addition, the fixed position of the eight wooden wedges is also very special.

   appears to be a Bagua diagram, but the order is different from the usual Bagua diagram.

  干(?)

  坎(?)

   Gen (?)

  震(?)

  巽(?)

   Li (?)

  坤(?)

   Against (?)

  , after all, is the Age of Doom, with abnormal spiritual veins. If you want to absorb the spiritual power of heaven and earth more efficiently, you need to use the sword to move forward.

   does not consider the prohibition bonus, this kind of pseudo gossip arrangement will have a more direct effect of drawing spirits than a hut.

   Because the hammer was wrapped in cloth and the wooden wedges were in the room, after Xiao Ran fixed the foundation, the master still slept Zhengxiang.

   By this time, it was dark.

  The stars first come, the moon hangs on the galaxy, the stars merge with the bright moonlight, and they all sprinkle on the new disciples' roofs.

   Wan Lai was all silent, only the cricket's call was heard.

  The second thing Xiao Ran has to do is to build a complete drainage system for the kitchen and bathroom.

  Especially the excretion problem, his excrement and urine... unexpectedly.

  Who ever wanted to be an inner disciple, no, direct disciple, even shit?

  We are all sitting fairies who don’t eat fireworks in the world. They eat spiritual energy and drink dew. If you shit, you are not qualified to cultivate this fairy.

   What makes Xiao Ran even more troublesome is that Master, a female Taoist family, eats and drinks Lazard by herself, which is really insulting.

   But this matter is extremely urgent!

   Refining qi and bigu don’t happen overnight. He must immediately fix the drainage system of the disciple’s room, otherwise it will be too late tonight.

   took out the shovel from the warehouse, Xiao Ran dragged his tired body and started digging the hole, putting the bamboo pipes together one by one and putting them in the hole.

   huts and disciples' rooms are facing east, and the direction of launching can only be west.

   Halfway through digging a pit towards the west, he actually found warm groundwater.

  The top of a thousand-foot-high mountain has groundwater and it is warm!

  Mountain, can’t be seen.

  The groundwater is warm and clear, with a refreshing and refreshing skin like melting ice and snow, and a hint of sulfur...

   With warm groundwater, Xiao Ran can not only solve the domestic water problem, but also create a hot spring!

   Xiao Ran likes to soak in hot springs the most, soaking in hot springs in the fairy world... wonderful!

  This is the future.

   continue to pass westward.

   Xiao Ran dug pits along the water veins until they reached the edge of the cliff.

   Here are some jumbled rocks and thorn bushes.

  The domestic sewage is discharged from the underground pipeline and leaks into the soil and thorns of the mountain, nourishing all souls.

   Suddenly, Xiao Ran smelled a strange smell of wine.

  Looking through the fragrance, there seemed to be large wine stains in the grass.

   wait, this faint fishy...

   Xiao Ran frowned and realized that things were not simple.

   Suddenly, an unreasonable premonition, pattering in my heart~ IndoMTL.com~ squatting on the ground and turning around violently——

   ran into the fairy master who was looking down at him coldly.

   "What are you doing."

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