My Divine Diary Chapter 11: Little brat
Half a year passed quickly, and Su Hao grew a little taller, from the original height of three years old to the current height of three and a half years old.
Su Hao thinks this is absolutely unreasonable. For more than a year, he has paid great attention to the balance and richness of nutrition. After all, he should grow taller and stronger!
"Where has the meat gone this year?"
He even suspected that the "The Strongest Nutritional Formula for Young Children in History" recorded in the pinball space was a bluff, but the words "expert recommendation" marked below couldn't be wrong, right?
Su Hao put away his thoughts and glanced at Wu Yuntian sitting aside. Ever since Su Hao mentioned to him that he wanted to learn martial arts half a year ago, he had been going out early and coming back late. He was busy with something unknown. Every night when he came back, he couldn't say a few words to Su Hao. He ate in a hurry and then went to bed.
That night, after eating, Wu Yuntian was about to get up and leave. Su Hao quickly said: "Father, you promised to teach me martial arts? Now half a year has passed, when should we start?"
Wu Yuntian paused, as if he suddenly remembered that there was such a thing. He glanced at his son and said slowly: "Well, let's start tomorrow. We'll wait in the barn early tomorrow morning. Me."
"Yes!" Su Hao nodded heavily, his eyes getting brighter and brighter by the firelight.
Early the next morning, Su Hao came to the grain field in Xiaozhai that was specially used to dry grain. His father did not see it, but he saw a little girl about four years old leading two little boys towards Su Hao. Come. The little girl has twin ponytails that jump up and down. She has a delicate appearance and round and bright eyes. It is obvious that she is a beauty. The two little boys look to be at least five years old. They are a head taller than her and are fat. Stocky, but at this moment, he is following the little girl's lead, like two little followers.
As soon as Su Hao saw these three little kids, his brain suddenly ached. Little kids were the most annoying thing.
The little girl's name is He Qingqing. She is the daughter of the leader of the Chashan Post, who is also the daughter of He Jianyong, the captain of the warrior team stationed at the Chashan Post. Captain He Jianyong and Captain He are very prestigious in this three-acre land and can be said to be unparalleled, but One can only imagine how special his daughter’s status is. No one would not give a little face to such a little girl. The key is that He Qingqing is also sweet and cute, and she is eloquent. She is loved by everyone in this small village and is praised by everyone.
He Qingqing acts like a good girl in front of adults, but among a bunch of brats, she plays the role of a big sister.
The two followers behind her are also the sons of Chashan sentry soldiers. The taller slug is named Lu Hongtao, and the fat one is named Li Cunzhi. These two people have no idea what they are up to, and they surround He Qingqing every day. Turn around, obeying He Qingqing's advice looks like a licking dog, do you still want to cultivate your childhood sweetheart?
With these two things, Su Hao estimates that in a few years, he will be in vain.
"Xiang Wu, what are you doing? Let's go fishing in the creek together!" He Qingqing walked up to Su Hao, looking like a little kid.
Su Hao immediately shook his head and refused: "No, walk slowly, no send!"
He Qingqing put her hands on her hips and said angrily: "Wu Xiangwu, do you dare to refuse me? Do you believe that I will let Bisuntao and Xiaopang beat you?"
Slug Lu Hongtao and chubby Li Cunzhi immediately took a step forward, their eyes full of provocation and eagerness to try. Wu Xiangwu is a very slippery kid. They haven't beaten him yet. I'm really looking forward to it.
Su Hao twitched the corner of his mouth and said fearlessly: "Miss Qingqing, I'm not rejecting you, but I never play with idiots. If you want me to play with you, you need to prove that you are not idiots first. That’s it.”
The three of them were furious at Su Hao's words. Snout Tao and Xiaopang were about to step forward to give Su Hao some color, but were stopped by He Qingqing. She wrinkled her cute nose and retorted: "I'm not an idiot!"
Two little followers immediately picked him up.
"We are not stupid!" "Neither am I!"
Su Hao nodded in agreement and said: "I can see it, but I need to prove it? Have you figured out the question I asked you yesterday?"
He Qingqing immediately said loudly and proudly: "Of course, how could such a simple question faze me?"
Su Hao looked in disbelief: "Really? Then let me ask again, what is 5+7?"
He Qingqing answered quickly: "12, equals 12. That's right!" After saying that, she folded her arms proudly, waiting for Su Hao to praise her.
Su Hao looked at her in surprise and praised: "Oh, oh, oh, not bad, Miss Qingqing."
"That's right! Since it proves that I'm not a fool, let's go and play with us!" He Qingqing hurriedly invited. She desperately hoped that Su Hao would join her and become her intellectual follower.
Su Hao shook his head again and said: "Although you have already answered it, it has been so long, so this does not count."
He Qingqing's eyes widened: "Why doesn't it count? What should I do?"
"Old rules, I will ask another question. If you can answer it, it proves that you are not idiots, and I will play with you."
He Qingqing said hesitantly: "You can't make things too difficult."
Su Hao nodded.
He Qingqing added another condition: "No arithmetic questions."
Su Hao still nodded.
Then He Qingqing wrinkled her nose and said nervously: "Then you ask!"
"Then listen carefully, I'm asking very simple questions, and you know the answers." Seeing the three of them listening attentively, Su Hao cleared his throat and said, "Excuse me, who is sick and can't See a doctor?"
He Qingqing rolled her eyes and immediately replied confidently: "This is simple~IndoMTL.com~I know this. They are bad people! Doctors will not treat bad people when they are sick."
Unexpectedly, Su Hao shook his head and said: "That's not right, but the correct answer is not far away."
"No? What is that?"
"You have to think about it yourself."
He Qingqing turned to ask Nisutao and Xiaopang: "You guys answer."
The little fat man hesitated and couldn't say a word for a long time, and Nisuntao only focused on sniffing his nose.
"You two idiots." He Qingqing stamped her feet angrily. She guessed a few more answers, but after Su Hao rejected them all, she was so anxious that she almost cried. Finally, he glared at Su Hao fiercely.
"Wu Xiangwu, just wait for me, I will definitely figure it out." He put down his harsh words and left.
The two little followers were immediately shocked and said: "Qingqing, are we not going to fish anymore?"
He Qingqing replied: "If you don't go, only idiots go fishing."
Snot Tao suddenly lost his idea and turned around to ask Fatty: "Little Fatty, are we going to fish yet?"
After Xiaopang replied "Idiot" to Nisuntao, he chased after He Qingqing and shouted: "Qingqing, wait for me, I will think about it with you."
Snot Tao turned around and glared at Su Hao fiercely, then ran towards He Qingqing and shouted: "Me too, me too!"
"Huh~ I'm finally leaving!" For Su Hao, dealing with a little kid was more difficult than dealing with a paper. In the previous life, his brother Luo Chaoxin would have taken action if he dared to bother him so much, but now he couldn't beat him with his thin arms and thin legs. If he can move his hands, he will definitely not move his mouth.
……
After a moment, Wu Yuntian suddenly appeared next to Su Hao and asked curiously: "Who is sick and cannot see a doctor?"
Su Hao suddenly had black lines on his head. Why are you taking part in the fun of coaxing children?