My Elder Sister is a Superstar Chapter 211: Qin Ze’s tsukkomi

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Qin Ze is just too lazy to explain to the'woman' who is dressed up by the reporter in front of her, misunderstood her, but her sister obviously thinks more, she is a public figure, even if it is not high in Taiwan popular, but once you get news, what Someone can recognize her, or Qin Ze, then the Qin Ze's words are wrong. , Visit the latest chapter: ШШШ.79xs.СоМ. They didn't tell old gentleman and Mother Qin secretly when they came to travel, they said they would participate in Golden Melody Award. In case the video was captured and flowed to the mainland, old gentleman would have to blow up'Mao'.

The young ‘female’ smiled: “Hello, I’m Wan Wantai reporter Li You, can I have a simple interview with you?”

Qin Ze looked at her elder sister, her elder sister turned sideways to prevent the camera from photographing her face, and she didn't see younger brother's questioning eyes.

"Okay."

Li You got a positive answer, overjoyed, put the microphone in front of Qin Ze, "Hello, how to call it."

"My surname is Qin!"

"Mr. Qin, what do you think of the recent conflict between the mainland and Taiwan?" Li You asked a sensitive question.

News should be eye-catching and become a hot spot. Of course, it is the hottest ‘door’ and the most controversial topic. In the past, journalists interviewed mainland tourists and like to ask them: What do you think of Taiwan?

Mainland tourists say that Taiwan is good, Taiwan is rich and beautiful.

After the news was broadcast, the Taiwan people and Yourong were very happy, like the Americans who ran to China, saying that China is really good, long live China.

Instantly refresh the Chinese to point G.

In recent years, there are fewer and fewer mainland tourists to say so, and Taiwan people are tired of hearing, so the topics of interviews by reporters have also changed.

"Taiwan is Chinese." Qin Ze said.

The same answer, every mainlander says so. Li You ask again:

"Do you have any other views?"

"Taiwan is Chinese."

Li You: "You..."

Qin Ze: "Taiwan is Chinese."

"Do you have any specific views and opinions?" Li You helplessly said.

Qin Ze coughed, "Then I will say a few words casually."

Li You nodded excitedly, bringing the camera closer.

Qin Ze's big voice: "One: firm principles, pragmatic goals: adhere to the one-China principle and do not waver."

"2: People-oriented, benefit Taiwanese compatriots: implement the policy of "letting hope in the people of Taiwan", fully respect, trust and rely on Taiwan compatriots, do everything possible to solve the problems that Taiwan compatriots care about, take care of and maintain Taiwan compatriots Legitimate rights."

"Three: Expand ‘intercourse’ flow and deepen economic and trade: actively implement the cross-strait inter-party ‘crossflow' consensus."

"Four: Containing Independence with Law, Promoting Harmony with Law..."

Li You had to interrupt him and said with a strong smile: "You, are you a civil servant on the mainland?"

Qin Ze said: "No, I am just a common people."

Li You thought, lie to me, can ordinary people recite Taiwan policy? When I am a fool.

She regretted interviewing Qin Ze a little bit, and feels like an old flicker, even though he looks young.

"So what do you think about the decrease in mainland tourists and the sharp decrease in Taiwan tourism revenue? Is it because of the recent conflict between the two sides of the strait?" Li You asked Taiwan people's concerns.

"I don't think so," Qin Ze said: "The living conditions of the people in the mainland are not so good, after all, we can't afford tea eggs."

Li You thought, you finally admitted.

"You brought your "girl" friend to Taiwan this time, do you plan to buy luxury goods?"

“I didn’t plan to buy too much. After all, we don’t have a credit card in mainland China, and it’s inconvenient to bring too much cash.” Qin Ze said distressedly.

"Poof..." Qin Baobao couldn't hold back and laughed.

Li You didn't pay attention. The girl's face appeared excited with'sex', thinking, it was rare to encounter a mainlander who dare to tell the truth.

"I heard that the mainland's stock market has been very hot recently, and the market has risen to more than 4,000, a record high. Mainlanders have invested in the stock market and made money. But some experts pointed out that this is a rumor, is it true?"Li You Ask again.

"There are true and false," Qin Ze shrugged: "Some people make money, of course, others lose money, but the stock market situation is good."

"Then Mr. Qin do you have stocks? How much profit did you get?" Li You looked at him directly. If the mainlander lied, she could immediately tell.

“As a mainlander who can’t afford tea eggs and can’t afford a credit card, I set a small goal for myself.” Qin Ze said with a serious expression.

"What small goal?" Li You can't wait to ask.

"Earn 100 million a month." Qin Ze serene expression.

Qin Baobao covered her stomach, and her shoulder shivered.

The air is suddenly quiet, the Li You expression is dull, and I don’t know how to deal with it.

The experts are right, they all like to brag.

"Very, thank you for accepting the interview with our TV station, so don’t disturb Mr. Qin and play with your'female' friends, goodbye." Li You greeted the cameraman to leave.

"Don't you continue the interview?" the cameraman asked her.

"No need." Li You excitedly said: "The other mainlanders I asked before were too conservative in answering questions and didn't like to'communicate' with us. It would be nice to have this, enough topics, I Go back to the draft."

The two got into the car parked not far away and drove away.

On this side, Qin Baobao is holding her belly, the "flower" branch of the smile is shaking, and the head is against the Qin Ze's "chest", and while laughing, bumping: "A'Ze, elder sister's Be careful of the liver, love you. hā hā hā. ....."

Qin Ze smiled at her sister's head, "Go, go in and buy something."

From the 101 building, Qin Ze has a few more shopping bags on it. Qin Baobao helped old gentleman to buy a block watch, helped Mother Qin and Wang Zijin to write cosmetics and bags, and didn’t want to buy it. I really want to buy luxury goods. Shanghai Yes, it's not bad for a few taxes.

Qin Baobao is going to go to the night market, but Qin Ze doesn’t want to go. It’s true that the Taibei night market has nothing to do. Moreover, it’s said on the Internet that the merchant’s face is kind and dark. The words "man is stupid and has more money" are written.

That night, a news interview with mainland tourists appeared in the news of Wanwantai.

"Taiwan is Chinese."

"Taiwan is Chinese."

"After all, we can’t afford tea eggs..."

"After all, we mainlanders cannot afford credit cards..."

News Host said: "Since experts mentioned the recent situation on the mainland, this is the first time that mainlanders have admitted that they cannot afford tea eggs and cannot use credit cards..."

There is a lot of 命里呱啦, and he can’t help laughing, saying that mainlanders like to brag, boast Haikou, earn 100 million a month, and it’s unrealistic to blow.

This piece of news caused a lot of discussion on the Internet. Netizens in Wanwan couldn’t help laughing or crying on Facebook, and next day also made headlines.

Hotel, Qin Ze is ready to sleep after taking a shower.

A knock on the door is coming, no guessing, it must be sister.

Sister wearing her bear pajamas, walked into the younger brother room with a tired face, lay down on the ‘bed’ and rolled, “I’m so tired and tired.”

"Go back to bed when you are tired, why do you lie on my ‘bed’.”

Qin Baobao put the room card on the ‘bed’ bedside table, lying on the ‘bed’, two ‘legs’ “pā pā” slapping the ‘bed’, “You massage for me.”

"Massage, isn't it." Qin Ze a slap fell on her "butt" buttocks, wavy lines, "was it here?"

Qin Baobao screamed, turned over and gave younger brother a meal without a foot in Foshan.

"Come on, help your sister to squeeze," Qin Baobao said in a soft voice: "The legs are sore and sore."

After playing for a day, she was a bit overwhelmed.

Qin Ze eats her sister’s suit the most, and immediately picks up the elder sister's feet like a puppy’s legs, and presses from the bottom of the feet to the big legs.

"Okay," Qin Baobao retracted his "leg" and said, "Pinch the shoulder."

Qin Ze massages sister's shoulder again.

Qin Baobao narrowed his eyes comfortably, "A'Ze, the Internet says that your 《Opera 2》 is lip-sync, and my sister is so kind."

"The jets are like this, what they do." Qin Ze carelessly.

"Then you said that Opera 2 can win the prize?" Waiting for Qin Ze to answer, she said again: "It is estimated that it cannot be, but my sister thinks that your best composer's award should be no problem."

"I am not a person in the entertainment industry, it is the same whether I take it or not."

"Of course it’s different. With the award, the next time you write a song, you can raise the price up," Qin Baobao said with a small abacus: "If you lose stocks and lose money, you can still write songs to make money. ."

Qin Ze knocked a chestnut on the elder sister's head: "I want to order it."

Qin Baobao muttered: "No big or small, you are like a younger brother, and my sister did not cultivate morals in her life."

"Wrong." Qin Ze said with white eyes: "You are such a son at the booth, Baobao (darling), you haven't cultivated virtue in your life."

"Wow, you actually took advantage of our mother." Qin Baobao raked.

Pinch for a while, Qin Baobao sleepiness surged up, eyes narrowed, murmured: "Sleep."

"oh."Qin Ze got up and turned off the light, lifted the quilt into it, and suddenly froze, feeling something was wrong.

"Hey, you go back to your room to sleep, this is my ‘bed'."

"Don’t be noisy, get up and freeze, and you can’t sleep again."

"Then I can’t sleep here."

Qin Baobao pulls the quilt on his head, "Mongolian", "Asleep, I can't hear it."

Late night, the passenger plane crossed the dark sky and landed on Peach Garden Airport.

Xu Yunhan took off the blindfold, ‘kneaded’ ‘kneaded’, ‘fan’ and ‘blind’ sleeping eyes, and left the airliner first, surrounded by several assistants, which was the treatment of first-class passengers.

Star Skills does not have company here, and of course there is no pick-up and drop-off driver, but Xu Yunhan has been in the entertainment circle for so many years, there are many celebrity friends of Taiwan.

She saw a sign with the name "Xu Yunhan" at the exit, and ushered her assistants up.

"Sister Xu, here." A middle-aged'woman' beckoned at her.

This is the manager of her celebrity friend.

Middle-aged ‘women’ led them to the parking garage and got on the big babysitter. Sitting in the car are two beautiful ‘women’ of different styles, the same age, 24.

TM ‘Female’ subgroup.

Taiwan has a lot of popular young and beautiful ‘female’ singer groups. 18 was debuting in the singing talent show. He was popular in Taiwan for several years. Then his career reached a bottleneck and transferred his acting career to the mainland. Running in Taiwan and mainland China, Xu Yunhan and them have known each other for many years. Everyone sings and chats. The'sex' style is opposite each other.

"Sister Xu, you can't come early? People usually fall asleep at this point." Sweet-looking Ding Lexin complained.

"I just finished a commercial ~IndoMTL.com~ Xu Yunhan smile.

"Or have a supper together," said the charming Ge Ling.

"Go to the hotel first, arrange people and luggage." Xu Yunhan nodded.

Passer, Ge Ling brushed Facebook, and he didn’t know what he was looking at, giggling from time to time.

"What are you looking at?" Xu Yunhan asked curiously.

"A piece of news video," Ge Ling is unbearable: "Interviewing a tourist in your mainland, it’s funny, the guy said that mainlanders can’t afford tea eggs, can’t afford credit cards, hā hā, so hacking is so powerful." /

"This is where we are in tsukkomi." Ding Lexin apparently also watched this video and commented: "But he is too bragging, saying that he wants to set a small goal and earn 100 million a month. It can really blow."

Xu Yunhan went to watch. In the video, it happened that Qin Ze serene said: "Make 100 million a month."

"fuck me, is he!?" Xu Yunhan couldn't hold back and said a swear word.