My Elder Sister is a Superstar Chapter 463: Joke
Su Yu frowned and made up for her fight with Qin Baobao. Study Tyrant poodle analyzed the height of the two sides and felt that she had no disadvantages, and she suddenly felt uneasy.
"Your sister will see me in your room, will you beat me?" she asked.
"It shouldn't be." Qin Ze was very confused.
Yes, she must know that if you climb into my bed in the middle of the night, she will tear you alive.
"She beat me, I am not afraid." Su Yu was full of confidence.
Girl, where is your confidence?
"I tell you, I won't hide in the toilet and wardrobe. I didn't do anything wrong." Su Yu hugged her chest.
Hidden wardrobe
Hiding in the closet is a sad story. He remembered the night when he moved to his new house. In the cold late night, he shrunk in the closet and slept for one night. The unconscionable Sister Zijin had forgotten him that night, and did not wake him up in the middle of the night to return to bed.
And hiding in the closet is not safe. Wouldn’t it be a good idea if it was discovered.
He smiled calmly, turned the script from his bag, and threw it to Su Yu: "It's okay, let's talk about the script."
It's too Lo to hide from the closet.
Predecessors’ lessons, teachers of future generations.
Similarly, the predecessor experience is a role model for future generations.
Qin Ze strode forward to open the door, and was surprised, standing at the door, tall charming sister, but Wang Zijin.
She is also wearing a bathrobe, her hair wet stains is not dry, and her face is blushing, making her face look like a red apple, so I want to take a bite.
"How can Sister Zijin come!" Qin Ze smile gradually disappeared.
I go, how is Sister Zijin.
Don’t she disregard me, isn’t she angry?
Wang Zijin is so charming, throwing a charming white eye.
Why am I here, you have no idea?
Of course it’s looking for Qin Ze Wen Cun. It’s not normal to find a boyfriend to sleep.
But she is simply sleeping.
Wang Zijin flashed into the door and saw Su Yu sitting on the sofa.
The smile on Wang Zijin's face is gradually haggard.
"Why is she here." Wang Zijin gave Qin Ze a glance.
"We talk about the script." Qin Ze said seriously.
"Let's talk about the script? Is there anything to talk about." Wang Zijin solemnly said.
"She's acting first times, she has no idea." Qin Ze said.
Su Yu glanced at Wang Zijin, unreasonable, sitting on the sofa in a queen's posture, putting pressure on her.
"Have you finished talking, and finished talking about piss off." Wang Zijin is domineering.
"It's just the beginning, I don't feel like chatting until daybreak." Su Yu contends.
Wang Zijin sits on Qin Ze’s legs, wraps around his neck, and nods, in a very serious tone: "You talk, I will look at it and learn by the way."
Qin Ze was shocked.
Sister Zijin must have been stimulated today, did she dare to do this?
Okay, when I was salted fish together, why did I suddenly get angry.
Isn’t she aware of it and declared her sovereignty in front of Su Yu?
Su Yu's eyes burst into sharp light, and his little fist clenched, secretly clenching his teeth.
In my face, sit on my man's lap.
Okay, you finally have revenge.
Su Yu felt that there was a Hulunbeier prairie above his head.
Qin Ze is very waxy.
"Will that be the case? I will be a little tired when I talk about the script another day."
It’s not a Dodge word, it’s really tiring, I want to sleep.
Wang Zijin was delighted and squinted at Su Yu.
The rushing eyes made Su Yu very unhappy.
"Qin Ze, I'm full of acting all over my head. If you don't teach me, I can't sleep tangled." Su Yu frowned, Chuchu (lovely)'s poor appearance.
You don’t need to learn, you are now a good actor.
"It's funny, the chat script won't wait for chat tomorrow? Most of the night I ran into the men's room to chat about the script, and I had to be shameless." Wang Zijin sneered.
"Why can Old Liu talk about scripts, so I can't talk?"
"You know what you think, and you need to wear a bathrobe in the script?" Wang Zijin squinted.
Su Yu is angry, so you will squint, right, I will come one too.
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Qin Ze silently covers his face.
You are worse than Ru Zhixiu.
"dōng dōng dōng!"
The sneaky knock on the door is coming again.
Su Yu and Wang Zijin looked at the door at the same time, and at the same time looked at Qin Ze.
Qin Ze hurricane shake pot: "It must be my sister, the sound of your quarrel alarmed her."
After finishing, he opened the door immediately.
Qin Ze is calm in his heart. There is a calmness with a lot of debts and no crush, so I know that my sister will come.
Open the door. Sure enough, tall's charming beauty is pestered at the door.
When I saw Qin Ze, I smiled without saying a word, such as the joy of joy and joy in the bright rippling stars.
Qin Ze sighed silently. I may not be called Qin Ze. My name is miss. Everyone wants to go to me.
Come on, everyone come to miss.
The Qin Ze mouth corner twitched, and the bathrobe, can't be neatly worn?
Taking advantage of her coquettish tone, she said, "small rascal, my sister will sleep with you", "small rascal, you are cheaper tonight", Qin Ze turned sideways so that my sister could see the inside Acting and eye skills poodleVsOld Wang.
The smile on my sister's face is gradually stubborn +2.
"Why are you here." Qin Baobao black face.
"Let's talk about the script!" Su Yu said lightly.
Qin Baobao looks at Wang Zijin.
"Look at their chat script." Wang Zijin is calmer.
Su Yu: ""
Qin Ze: ""
"Why are you here." The two women asked.
"Let me see if my younger brother is sleeping well, have you kicked the quilt." Qin Baobao casually pulls eggs.
Su Yu immediately looked at Qin Ze and said, elder sister and younger brother.
Qin Ze looks left and right: "It's late at night, let's"
"Let's play cards, anyway, I can't sleep." Su Yu said.
She is an outsider now, and she is easily dismissed for the reason of "late night, talk about the script tomorrow".
Wang Zijin and Qin Baobao looked at each other and nodded.
The playing cards Su Yu spent ten dollars in the scenic area finally have their place.
Wang Zijin gave Qin Baobao a look, "Close the door."
Qin Baobao will understand: "Understand!"
Qin Ze: ""
My poodle and IQ were completely exploded, and the palace fighting skills were still not full.
Qin Ze burst into tears.
Get rid of a poodle, the atmosphere in the room has not relaxed, bosom friend looked at each other, their respective conspiracy tricks brewing in their heads.
Be sure to drive the other party away.
Put your hands on your knees, straighten your spine, and look straight ahead with Qin Ze sitting in the standard posture of primary school students.
"dōng dōng dōng!"
A knock on the door came, Su Yu came back after taking the playing cards and found the door was locked.
Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin give Qin Ze a look and let him experience it.
Qin Ze reads the same meaning from the eyes of the two: Dare to open the door and you will die.
"I'm sleeping." Qin Ze said.
"Fart, what about them?" Su Yu exclaimed.
"They also left."
"Qin Ze, you open the door for me."
Silent.
"Qin Ze, don't you open the door, don't you see who regrets it."
Silent.
"Qin Ze you"
"Come on!"
Qin Ze ran wildly to open the door.
Su Yu glared fiercely at the door, and it was no surprise to see the two women in the room.
"Play poker!" Su Yu dropped the poker on the table.
"What did you just want to say?" Qin Baobao's eyes were crooked into a seam, and the long and curled eyelashes became more and more obvious.
"Qin Ze you prick." Su Yu, who was almost out of nowhere, smiled and turned her head to say to Qin Ze: "I almost screamed, I'm sorry oh."
What you said, like my sister said it knocked on the door to see if I slept well.
Qin Ze ridicule in heart, it’s okay to dress, hē hē laughs.
Four people sat down and played cards. Qin Ze was lethargic, and their brains were not bright.
They are playing money, who loses who transfers Alipay. (Ma Yun will give me the advertising fee soon)
Qin Ze lost 10,000 more than silver yuan in half an hour.
At this time, Wang Zijin threw out four Ks with great force, and Qin Ze squeezed four As in his hand.
Wang Zijin immediately repented and said that something went wrong, and he had to start again.
Qin Ze was taken aback, and said, okay.
Sure enough, it was black near Mexico. After spending a long time with my sister, Sister Zijin also suffered from some bad problems.
Su Yu held her hand and said unpleasantly: "There is no regret in playing cards, you can't take it, Qin Ze, right."
Wang Zijin looks at him: "A'Ze, can you pass me?"
Su Yu also looks at him.
Qin Ze: ( ̄ ̄;)
Yes, though.
Not a multiple choice question, but a proposition.
Qin Ze refused to answer.
"The last family didn't talk, what do you want?" Wang Zijin insisted on withdrawing his cards.
"Can't afford to play, don't play." Su Yu scorned: "The one who hates the most regrets is that you are shorter and have a shorter mind. Your facial features are flat and your chest flatter"
Su Yu seizes the opportunity to madly Wang Zijin, revenge that she just closed the door to tease herself, as for why she knew that Wang Zijin did it because Qin Baobao gave her a look.
Su Yu is famous for her poisonous tongue, Qin Baobao can't stand her, chatter ridicule for a long time.
"pā!"
Wang Zijin suddenly cut her one scalp.
Su Yu froze.
Qin Ze was careful that the liver missed a beat.
Wang Zijin said lightly: "You have a mosquito on your head, I was wrong."
Qin Ze: ""
Su Yu was angry and gave her a scalp wave.
pā snapped it on Qin Ze.
Qin Ze smiled with exhaustion, "Don't make trouble."
This a slap I received a miracle, received a full score.
"You dare to beat him." Wang Zijin backhanded a slap pā and cut it on the head of Qin Ze.
"Me, why am I hitting me." Qin Ze was stunned, he didn't answer, too late.
"After all, girls are not good to fight again." Wang Zijin pouted.
Qin Ze smiles with forgiveness: "This is so"
Qin Baobao arched the fire and said, "You should have been crying just now."
When Su Yu thought, it made sense that his big eyes were immediately covered with mist.
Qin Ze feels virtual from the inside out, so I want to go home and sleep, mom, I want to go home, I don’t want to film.
Qin Ze, who feels awkward in the atmosphere, rubbed his temples. As a man, he must be prepared to act as a lubricant at all times.
"What does it mean to play cards, I will tell you some jokes." Qin Ze said.
"Will you still tell jokes?" Wang Zijin froze.
"Okay." Su Yu stopped crying.
Only Qin Baobao's face changed: "Don't, don't let him tell jokes."
"Why." Wang Zijin asked.
"He doesn't speak well." Qin Baobao said.
Dirty and cold jokes, it sounds embarrassing.
Qin Ze was not convinced: "Because I have only told jokes to my sister, I am not very skilled, and I am not very good at telling."
Wang Zijin thought: black heart's maggot, do you want to seize even jokes? Do not allow younger brother to tell jokes to other hot girls?
Su Yu thought: If you don’t let him say, I’d rather listen.
"I listen, you say it." The two spoke in unison.
The woman who made her laugh, is also the quality that a man should have, even though the number is a bit large.
Qin Ze was brewing for a moment, and said: "In a certain year and month, the aliens entered Capital City, the emperor scared, and took the people out, leaving the spy to check the situation in the city, next day, the spy like the emperor cried: His majesty, the enemy’s morale was lost Ah, adultery and extortion do nothing."
He paused and smiled: "Di Renjie is furious: When did I **** the zombie?"
After the joke, he looked at elder sisters expectantly.
Wang Zijin: "???"
Su Yu: "?????"
Qin Baobao support.
"Not funny? Di Renjie eh." Qin Ze depressed.
"Then I will tell you a more funny ~IndoMTL.com~ he said.
Wang Zijin and Su Yu nodded expectingly.
"A pregnant woman has a difficult delivery and the situation is urgent. Her husband is in a hurry outside. After a long time, the doctor doctor comes out, and the man hurries up to ask the situation. The doctor shook his head and sighed: The child didn't keep it. Just guess when the man is desperate. Qin Ze sold a pass.
elder sisters shook his head.
Qin Ze said: "At this time, the doctor hā hā smiled: I lied to you, both of them died."
Qin Ze laughed.
hā hā hā, all smile to me, all smile to me.
"āi yōu, suddenly so sleepy, go to sleep first."
"Exhausted, go to bed."
"Hey!"
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