My Elder Sister is a Superstar: Six hundred and one 17 finger pressure plate, kneel well
Sent wrongly?
What do you mean.
Su Yu took a closer look, his whole body was agitated, and his terrified brain was sober.
Group business card: life is never torn apart
No: Sister Man!
That is to say, they are not chatting in private, but in a group.
There are four people in the group, except for them, a Wang Zijin, an Qin Baobao, um, two weak women.
At this moment, Su Yu showed a peak hand speed that he never reached when playing games.
Two seconds later, system prompts: I am a Little Little Bird withdrew a message.
system prompt: Lovesick Red Bean withdrew a message.
Last news: Is something wrong?
Su Yu turned over and sat up, feeling a little excited, and tweeted to Pei Nanman privately: "It's dangerous."
Pei Nanman is relatively calm: "Well, pay attention next time."
Su Yu: "Frightened Baobao (darling)."
Pei Nanman: "Yes, if you are slow, you really want to scare Qin Baobao to death."
Su Yu: "Shouldn't they see it?"
Pei Nanman: "Who knows."
Su Yu: "I definitely didn't see it, it wasn't the rest time at this moment, neither of them had time to stare at the phone, and it was only two seconds, and I couldn't see it."
Pei Nanman hates that iron cannot be made into steel: "Look at you, see what happens, you pay so much for him, and you have to endure that he has a girlfriend, he is so cool, we have to wipe him butt [angry]"
Su Yu: "Yeah, what am I afraid of, I should go directly to the house and call mistress, Wang Zijin is the mistress [please cheer myself]"
Pei Nanman: "Okay, you repost it in the group."
Su Yu did not return for a long time, for a while: "I dare not."
Pei Nanman: "Useless things. Just reluctant to him?"
Su Yu: "No, my reaction just now was not that he was difficult to do. I was afraid that Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin would come and beat me. Then I took my clothes and took **** photos."
Pei Nanman: ""
Su Yu: "Are I too counseling Sister Man [crying]"
There is something to be afraid of.
Playing tricks, ten Wang Zijins can hang.
Play force and violence, knock down ten Qin Baobaos with one punch.
Pei Nanman is so embarrassed, think for a moment, dry comfort: "This is called bear weight."
Su Yu: "Yes, yes, bear humiliation. When I dig Qin Ze over and take him to humiliate Wang Zijin, if Qin Baobao dare to hinder, I let Qin Ze fight with her. [Fast expression]"
Pei Nanman sighed, this unmarried young woman is not saved.
After Qin Ze was showered, dressed, and saw Su Yupan sitting on the bed, he was cruel and gritted, "If you lose, you lose, but the concave one cannot be convex, because the latter has weapons, the former can only Passively accepting, it's like a tattoo that cannot be tattooed."
"Not this." Su Yu said bitterly.
"Hurry to take a shower, and then come out to eat." Qin Ze didn't ask much, went back to the living room and sat down, "The rice is ready for you, come out after a shower, don't wash too long, you just washed it in the morning, I will first Eat and starve to death."
He habitually took out his phone and turned on the chat software, which happened to see the news that Su Yu and Pei Nanman had withdrawn.
Turning his head and asking, "Su Yu, what did you do?"
Su Yu walked into the bathroom with a small chest with a good shape, stopped at the door, and said: "No, nothing."
Qin Ze doesn't know, he just stepped into Gates of Hell with one foot.
This time the bath was finally fast. After a few minutes of time, she took a shower and came out. She was wearing a thin pajamas, her hair was wet, and she wiped it off without blowing it.
"Take a picture for me first," Su Yu sat at the table, laid out the perspective of her mobile phone, and took three consecutive shots: "A'Ze fried dishes have all kinds of flavors and fragrances. It’s too wasteful to take pictures without taking pictures."
Qin Ze didn't think too much and stopped chopsticks very well.
Su Yu: "Okay, eat!"
The two lowered their heads while eating while brushing their phones.
Qin Ze browsed Weibo to see what you expect from the new film. Regarding the name of the movie, Qin Ze had a dispute with her sister. According to the meaning of Qin Ze's, the movie name "Dreams of Grandeur", the sister said, in this case, does the end have a thought-provoking effect, clearly tell the audience that this is a dream. It should be called "Waking Up From A Dream".
Qin Ze said piss off, is there a difference in your name? It's better to call it "Rebirth is the Source of this Huge Wealth".
Sister said: The soil is rustic, called "Turning Back Ten Years"
Qin Ze said: everything in disorder.
Then elder sister and younger brother made a compromise and confirmed the movie name "My 2008"
After the movie conference, there were news about him and his sister for a few days on the Internet. Recently, the popularity has dropped, but he still comes to Weibo to express his expectations every day.
A few glances at the current political news. After the two sessions, there are no more policies and events that deserve attention.
Qin Ze turned off the phone and concentrated on eating.
"Ding!" The phone rang.
"Ding!" The phone rang again.
Who's so annoying that he didn't stop eating.
Qin Ze grabs the phone, lights the screen, opens the chat software, and the sister and Wang Zijin each send a message: "Where are you and with whom."
After reading the information, with the IQ of Qin Ze tall, I immediately smelled the signs of something wrong.
There is a tacit understanding.
And why did you ask that?
So, instead of rushing to answer, Qin Ze frowned and thought.
"What's wrong?" Su Yu asked.
"My sister and Sister Zijin sent me a message."
"What information." Su Yu looked urgent. "Show me."
Qin Ze hands her the phone.
Su Yu glanced at it and was relieved that she would ask this question, indicating that the two of them had not seen the information in the group. As for why they sent this message to her corner of the mouth raised, a little fox snickered.
"Are you doing something." Qin Ze is so smart: "Show me your phone."
"Don't watch." Su Yu hid her phone behind her, like a little girl hiding candy.
Qin Ze grabbed her hand directly, unlocked her phone with her thumb, clicked on the chat software, checked her chat history, and did not send any strange messages to her sister and Wang Zijin.
Not right
Qin Ze reacted violently, opened a circle of friends, and his eyes were black.
Friends circle: Rest at home, treat yourself to a hearty lunch, and be grateful in life.
Thank you sister.
The reply is much older, most of them are company's middle and high-level reply, give a like.
Praise the total ingenuity of President Su, who can get to the hall and get to the kitchen.
Just two guys sent two hē hē.
Fortunately, no one knows that it is Qin Baobao's> Qin Ze answered truthfully: "I went back to Shanghai and made a meal at Su Yu's house."
Two identical messages sent to my sister and Wang Zijin.
As a long-time opponent who has been torn for a whole year, it is quite clear that Su Yu will cook or not. They both know clearly. Moreover, at this time, Qin Ze and Su Yu should be on the flight back to Shanghai.
Qin Ze angrily said: "What are you doing with this neuropathy?"
Su Yu was very stiff today and said, "I just want to tell myself, don't counsel, just do it."
What's wrong with it, who said you were wrong.
It's my fault to get involved all day long.
"You are too energetic, come come come, let's go back to the 300 round." Qin Ze dragged Su Yu to the room.
"Don't go, I won't go," Su Yu struggled, entangled him like an octopus, refused to go, and shouted, "I don't admonish them at all. I will not let them know how powerful I am, and will rob me What about children?"
"I don't have mental split, but you have mental split first." Qin Ze sighed and rewarded her with a shudder.
After all, I didn’t have the heart to look at each other, sat back at the table, and patiently responded to the elder sisters message.
"Shortly after we came back, Su Yu was sick and vomited for a long time, so I treat her to a meal."
Same message, send it twice.
Qin Baobao: "hē hē."
Wang Zijin: "hē hē."
It’s strange that my sister didn’t call to ask questions, and Wang Zijin didn’t send out some machine words about the needles in Mianli.
It seems that things have passed.
Qin Ze is immediately at ease, it seems that my character is still very strong in front of elder sisters, it is not false at all.
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"Don't want to go back to company later, let's go shopping." Su Yu swallowed her food slowly, leaning on her small face, looking forward expectantly.
"Uh, yes." Qin Ze nodded.
Wearing sunglasses and masks, and a baseball cap, this outfit is going out and has never been recognized.
Good equipment, as strong as my character.
Besides, even if his relationship with Su Yu's can't be concealed, he can't conceal it. As a man, shouldn't he hold up the sky?
Be responsible.
At 2:30 in the afternoon after dinner, I accompanied Su Yu on a walking street for two hours. The strong Qin Ze was sweating, and Su Yu was sweating too much. hair on the temples pressed her face, her face flushed, but she was full of energy , The more powerful the more shopping.
"Aren't you saying that your waist hurts, or you're tired." Qin Ze drove the car and complained: "I'm exhausted and half dead."
"Tired, exhausted, but happy." Su Yu lay in the co-pilot position, and the seat slid to the lowest.
Bringing Su Yu home, carrying large bags of loot upstairs, Qin Ze took a shower first, took a taxi home, and went to the supermarket to buy a bunch of delicious ingredients.
Going home at exactly six o'clock in the evening, just after get off work, elder sisters should not go home, make a delicious meal to block their mouths.
Unexpectedly, Wang Zijin and her sister came back early. The two women leaned on the sofa, tilted their legs, heard the door opening, and raised their ears, but just pretended to watch TV without expression.
As soon as he entered the door, Qin Ze saw a dangerous breath, coming from the fingerboard in front of the sofa.
"I'm back." Qin Ze pretended not to see the fingerboard, "Cook it for you, and bought a lot of dishes, hē hē hē"
"Come here!" said Wang Zijin.
"Kneel well." Qin Baobao said.
Neuropathy, if you ask me to kneel, I will kneel, am I dignified?
Qin Ze walked obediently to the sofa, knelt on the acupressure board, and bracedly said, "Just accompany you to play games."
Wang Zijin has no expression: "accompany us or Su Yu."
Qin Baobao has a miserable smile on her face, Jiaojiao softly: "Little younger brother has finally grown up, understand and play with girls, my sister is very happy."
If you didn’t squeeze out of your teeth, I almost believed it.
Qin Ze: "No, when Su Yu is busy, I should treat her to boss."
Wang Zijin with a black face: "Not telling your sister that it is in the afternoon, why lie."
Qin Ze quibble: "After 12, it's afternoon."
The pretense of Qin Baobao suddenly realized, blinking beautiful eyes, Jiao dī dī said: "It turns out that this is the sister's misunderstanding, sister is wrong, A'Ze just kneel."
Wang Zijin: "You don't need to cook dinner, let's eat it by ourselves."
Then there was a quarter-hour cold war, with Qin Baobao on the left and Wang Zijin on the right, each playing a mobile phone.
Midway, Wang Zijin put down her mobile phone and went to the toilet.
Qin Baobao glanced at the hallway and heard the sound of the toilet door closing. His body suddenly changed. The charming and generous sister image disappeared. A female tiger fluttered salted fish, hanging on him. , Ruthlessly said: "Why are you and Su Yu going on, have you shaken your mind."
Qin Ze breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that the knee bone was about to be pierced by the acupressure plate, "The revolution has not yet succeeded, and the military dare not be shaken."
Qin Baobao doesn’t believe it, bared teeth, it’s so fierce: "Don’t waver, are you so close to her?" Don’t say Qian Lao, she won’t invite the hotel to dinner? Do you need to go to other people's homes to cook for the pure subordinate relationship?
Qin Ze: "It's not a pure relationship between superiors and subordinates."
"Huh?"
"At least friends."
My elder sister is always paper tiger. After venting, Qin Ze only took a time of urine to coax, although a little surprised.
When the Wang Zijin goes out, the scene in the living room recovers, the beautiful sister of high and cold tilts his legs, and he kneels and presses younger brother.
At 6:30, the hungry Qin Baobao spring onion jade finger pierced Qin Ze's head: "Dare to lie to your sister next time, carefully your skin. Kneel, go under the sister."
When she entered the kitchen, Wang Zijin's momentum changed. It was not a friend who was angry with bosom friend, but a poor woman who was suspected of being derailed by her boyfriend.
"A'Ze, is it because I did not do well normally, which makes you bored."
"Which way, my feelings for Sister Zijin are deeper than the water in Taohuatan."
"Then have you thought about the smell of Jungler outside."
"Absolutely no ~IndoMTL.com~ will be very refreshing when you rub it. What kind of game do you want?"
Wang Zijin squeezed his ears up without any effort, but lifted it gently, said in a soft voice: "You know, you have a girlfriend, you know."
salted fish shivered.
"So can I get up." Qin Ze looked forward.
"Your sister agrees, and I agree." Wang Zijin dump pot.
It happened that my sister came out, "Zijin came to wash the vegetables, so annoying, I don't want to wash."
Qin Ze immediately said: "I will wash, I will wash."
Wang Zijin said: "Did you forgive him."
Qin Baobao and she looked at each other and felt that they could not counsel in front of bosom friend and hummed: "I don't have one."
Wang Zijin bet on angrily said: "Neither do I."
Qin Ze: ""