My Immortal Big Missy Chapter 1512: Primitive Age
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"This!" At the moment when a strong white man dressed as a primitive man appeared, Yang Guo and several dads suddenly disappeared when they saw the vast, blue sky of the sea.
The mood of the children is not as complicated as that of adults, they don't think so much at all!
From the initial fear, weirdness, and confusion, to the "primitives" in animal skins who magically drilled wood to make fire, and danced strangely with fragrant lavender in front of them, the children gradually It became less scared, but looked at it curiously.
What is this doing? Several dads began to use the very non-standard and barren English to question the "primitive", and then listened to the other person's grunt, but found that the primitive English with a heavy accent in the same place did not understand it.
At this time, Zou Shimin had an idea and turned to ask Yang Guo: "Yang Guo, what did he say?"
Yeah, don’t they still have a super translator of Yang Guo, the Queen’s level?
Yang Guo didn't intend to show off, but seeing the curious eyes of Zou Shimin and other dads and children, Yang Guo translated it for them.
"He said that he is going to apply a kind of paint to us. It is an ancient paint that their tribe has used for hundreds of years." Yang Guo looked at the "primitive" playing with a small pot and said, "Don’t Worry.. Oh!"
As soon as the voice fell, the "primitive" stretched out a greasy finger at him, and then drew a line on his face.
Well, Yang Guo took the lead. Who told him to communicate smoothly with each other? Everyone regards him as his own, and he is worthy of being treated first!
The exclamation of Yang Guo made Zou Shimin nervous one after another: "What, what? Yang Guo what happened to you?"
In fact, nothing happened. It was the cold and greasy paint that made Yang Guo not react for a while, and then called out in surprise.
But Yang Guo was unwilling to answer properly at this time, and said to other guests in a weird manner: "No, he just told me that this paint cannot be washed off, you see, the paint on his face is all painted Decades!"
Yang Guo is really serious, and the "primitives" were indeed talking to Yang Guo just now, and several dads all exclaimed.
"No, no! Papa is a lie!" Qiqi giggled and said, "They said it can be washed!"
Qiqi's English is the best foreign language she knows. After all, English is the most popular language, and Yang Guo usually uses English with foreigners, not a strange African language. Qiqi also learns more smoothly.
Everyone burst into laughter. They didn't feel the language level of Qiqi, but applauded Qiqi's cheating behavior.
"Did you break the stage with Dad like this?" Yang Guo rubbed Qiqi's hair lightly and laughed.
Everyone honestly asked the "primitives" to paint their faces, but the appearance of the village head in the same costume gave the fathers not the heartless surprises like the children, but the uneasy premonitions. !
Sure enough!
The super owed village chief told everyone that the theme of this journey is "Return to the Stone Age"! This time I also need to change clothes, but it is not a simple Cosplay, but everyone puts on simple animal skins and begins a survival journey similar to primitive people!
Sure enough! This season's program team is to carry through the tossing to the end! It’s the last day, and as a result, they still don’t want to let everyone go!
The first two seasons were not so harsh. The last trip was a completely happy vacation for those guests!
Okay, there is no way, I can only continue to play the game according to the flow of the program group!
Yang Guo and Zou Shimin are strong and run fast. Although they have the black hole Lin Yongjian, they still win the game of holding the baby relay.
However, the three of them were unwilling to fight for a comfortable accommodation halfway up the mountain. Instead, they voluntarily chose a simple animal-skin tent on the beach.
"The last issue, cherish this opportunity to experience!" Zou Shimin said to Yang Guo with a smile.
Yang Guo nodded deeply, and he thought so too. After a comfortable trip, there will be opportunities, anyway, the money is not bad.
But after this journey, it is estimated that no one will arrange such painful and happy games and competitions in the future!
The most important thing to become a primitive is to find food to fill your stomach! I didn't eat much in the morning. The children were so hungry that they screamed. Yang Guo, Zou Shimin and Lin Yongjian went to the animal hide tent, discussed it, and decided to go out looking for food!
Of course, this is also a requirement of the program group! And originally they wanted to leave Lin Yongjian to see the children at Yang Guo, but the program team didn't give it!
"Qiqi, dads go out later, you, Xuanxuan, and Dajun must pay attention to safety!" Although there will be a staff member of the program group watching, Yang Guo warned with confidence, "You can't go to the sea, you can't Play in the water!"
Usually Yang Guo is not so serious, but this time is different, this time facing the always cold and ruthless sea! The old people in the village often said, "You don't bully the mountains, but you don't bully the water." If you fell in the mountains, you just twisted your arms and broke your legs, and were swept away by the waves. I'm afraid you can't even find a dead capital!
In the complicated environment of the sea, whether you are a child or an adult, whether you can swim or can’t swim,
Qiqi just smiled and didn't care much! But seeing his father's super serious and even a little angry look, little girl was taken aback and serious.
"Listen to uncles and aunts, be good!" Yang Guo's face was a little slow, he patted his daughter's head and smiled slightly.
"Don't worry about Papa!" little girl gave Dad a hug obediently.
On the other side, Lin Yongjian is also telling Dajun: "You are a big brother, you must take good care of your younger siblings, you can't let them go into the water, and you can't go into the water yourself~ IndoMTL.com~ know?"
Dajun looked at his father ignorantly and nodded seemingly.
But, do you really need him to take care of the two young ones? This is a bit mysterious! Because this kid still needs others to take care of, can he take care of others?
Yang Guo hasn't stayed anymore, he, Zou Shimin and Lin Yongjian went hunting with bamboo poles! Along the way, complaints continued.
Don’t say anything else, take bamboo poles to hunt, what can bamboo poles do? It doesn't hurt to poke people, and it's probably not enough for the kangaroo to tick.
I'm afraid the primitive people of the Stone Age would not be so stupid, right?
"We are going to catch seafood!" Finally, the staff told them in the right direction. It turned out that it was not the kangaroo who caught the kangaroos. Australia's most famous food is their seafood!
"Fishing for lobsters! Good food for the little ones!" The fathers cried enthusiastically, suddenly becoming enthusiastic.
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