My Simping System Chapter 156: Don’t talk about meaty jokes
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Unless it is a fixed plot in the novel of the frozen eel drama, such as the room is suddenly not enough...or else under normal circumstances, if a man and woman need to rest in the inn, they will inevitably open two rooms, or also To open a two-bed room, in short, in order to ensure a pure image must not sleep together.
But now, what purity does tm care about?
Open a big bed room directly. If Qixi hadn't refused tonight in shame and annoyance, he might really have to face the difficulties and be angry with Changhong.
As a result, I calmed down after eating a big mouthful.
Of course, he won't just let it go, nor is he so stupid that he proposes to go to the sofa or something... just lie down together.
So, Qixi turned her back to Ye An all night, her small mouth squeezed slightly, her bright red face lasted almost all night, and the red face and brilliant long silver hair were particularly eye-catching in the dark.
In this respect, she is one of the kind...the one who strikes hard beforehand, but is dumbfounded afterwards. . .
She was afraid that in the next time, when she fell asleep, she would suddenly encounter Ye An's back stick-she was not yet mentally prepared.
So just like that, he was frightened and guarded.
Until the night is late, the hour is about to come.
Finally, she reached the critical point of falling asleep, and fell asleep unknowingly.
There was a moment of silence, the evening breeze was blowing, and the bright silver moon sprinkled on the rosy side of Qixi.
Suddenly.
The tall figure next to her slowly rose, and a deep and gloomy shadow enveloped her face.
[Ding! 】
Ye An stared at her eyes and yawned.
He was already about to fall asleep, but at the critical point of half asleep and half awake, the sound of the system's "ding" came.
"It is the eighth day, which means that the task is complete."
Ye An murmured.
Sure enough, the subsequent system text appeared line by line.
[Task content: Starting from the time of receiving the task, ask the host and the Temple Empress to live the seventh day together. 】
[Status: Mission completed! 】
[Clearing rewards...]
A moment later.
[Get luck value: 100,000 points! 】
[Props: Greedy Wolf Star]
[Props: Complete World Tree Leaf*1]
[Get props...]
After that, there are spirit stones, panacea, and some spiritual tool exercises. It is true that even if he loses the temple treasury, Ye An doesn't need it for the time being. He doesn't like fighting in the fantasy world.
"Calculating, I now have 120,000 luck points."
Ye An murmured.
Boot speed...No, it's luck that can beat 99% of the people in the whole continent.
The remaining 1% are big dads like Qi Yuexi.
Ye An glanced at Qixi next to him, was silent for a long time, and suddenly stretched out his hand to gently press her eyebrows.
Immediately, half of her luck was given to her.
During this process, Ye An couldn't help but complain, how could he feel a bit like secretly giving people a bridge to warm and nourish meridians.
After a while, he withdrew his hand, and the gift of luck has been completed.
Qingyun is a bad thing, but it can only be said that the more the better.
After that, Ye An noticed two other props worthy of attention.
[Props: Star of Greedy Wolf]
[Introduction: One of the nine stars, if you gather the nine stars, you can reason about and create the universe, and modify the laws of heaven and earth.
Those who hold this star will receive a status bonus: strong desire and enhanced memory. 】
[Props: Complete World Tree Leaf]
[Introduction: Fallen leaves with a little bit of plane law are related to the torrent of time to a certain extent. If you use it, you can see what has happened in the past, or you can predict what will happen in the future. At the same time, the complete leaves can also be used as nutrients for the sacred tree of Jianmu to assist the growth of the sacred tree of Jianmu. 】
The two props are incredible secret treasures at first glance. It is certain that Qi Yuexi must also want it.
Ye Anshang still knows about the leaves of the World Tree, but the nine stars are at a loss.
Especially the ‘great desire’ in the greedy star, these four words are very intriguing.
"Things are good things."
"It's useless, so put it away first."
Ye An didn't care too much, and threw it into the storage space and hid it.
Create the universe and modify the laws of heaven and earth?
If he can, he will create a world with only beast ears and white hairy women...
Perhaps that is not very good, maybe it will be hit by the dimensionality reduction of foreign objects, forget it...
Ye An fell asleep and fell asleep for a moment. Anyway, there was everything in his dream.
……
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Qixi, who is sleeping, is a little different from the appearance of the majestic and arrogant empress in the daytime. Her ruddy little mouth is slightly pouted, and her cheeky face is fleshy, and a little ruddy, very cute.
I guess I will cry for a long time if I keep on doing this punch.
Ye An thought so in his heart.
He was woken up by Qixi's long silver hair, no blame for his irritability.
One night passed, the next day.
When Qi Xi woke up with her hazy eyes, it was almost noon.
Even the former temple empress, still can't get around the viciousness shared by mankind, lying in bed. She instinctively got up as early as Mao Shi, which was at sunrise, and then when she realized that she was no longer in the temple, she went to bed calmly and comfortably.
The sleeping face and facial changes in the middle of the process made Ye An look a little... funny, familiar, and probably late to sleep with him in the previous life, but it turned out that it was a bit similar on weekends.
"Pray Xi, at any rate, you are also the former majesty of the temple empress, sleeping like a pig tonight."
Ye An said with emotion.
Qixi pursed her small mouth, still not sleeping enough on the bed, subconsciously sitting on the bed like a duck.
"What a harsh cynicism..."
She said coldly: "Did I order you to do this and that? Now that you are down, you ride on my head triumphantly and humiliate me like this?"
"How do you say that sentence... Huluo Pingyang was bullied by a dog, don't be too proud."
There was a little threat in the words, but a little bit of squeamishness in the threat, and it was probably like this.
Ye An said with an innocent expression: "What nonsense? I haven't even rode..."
Puff!
As soon as the words were finished, a pillow flew towards him, and there was a light and fragrant fragrance on it.
"Don't talk about meaty jokes!"
She said angrily.
Ye An is even more innocent, "Didn't you talk about riding first..."
This stupid girl is really digging holes and jumping on her own.
Qixi bulged her cheeks, and stopped talking like a sandbag.
Only a meaty joke can beat a meaty joke, but she is arrogant, where's a sneer in terms of meaty jokes? Even if it's only a little bit, she can't be ashamed.
In desperation, she picked up the tea cup from the bedside cupboard and threw it out fiercely.
"Go to death..."
She angrily said.
Slap!
Of course, Ye An held the teacup lightly.
"Is this teacup yours or mine?"
Ye An asked ~IndoMTL.com~ but when he took a closer look, there was a slight red lipstick on the mouth of the teacup, and he knew that he was praying for Xi.
Qixi didn't care, and said: "Is there a difference......???"
"Yes."
Ye An nodded, and said: "Just right, Xiao Qixi will come over, I'll feed you something delicious."
Praying for Xi Liu's eyebrows frowned slightly, feeling a little uneasy, "...what are you trying to do?"
"It's the milk tea I told you yesterday. It's weird. Come and try it?"
Ye An asked when he raised the warm teapot.
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