My Soul Bond With Pokémon: First
Seeing other people changing every day, or even three or four times a day, but myself changing every five or six days, I suddenly felt very ashamed.
No way! After all, I still have to study, do my homework, post on social media, play some strange games, watch some strange movies, and play oo, oo, oo, and so on.
Isn't it!
But even so! I also want to taste the feeling of Gagen!
---The above is purely complaining, I will not add more
"Oh... I seem to be lost again..." In the deep forest, a teenager wearing a short-sleeved hooded sweater and carrying a backpack is wandering with three Pokémon "Although I really want to say that I am just wandering... But , I’ve actually been lost for an hour.”
"Whose fault is it?" The single-headed dragon next to Nangong Xian... No, it should be a two-headed dragon now, speaking in the voice of a boy who is no longer a single-headed dragon, but a boy with a double-headed dragon.
"What are you doing? Are you trying to say my fault? I can't help it, and I don't have a map." Faced with the double-headed dragon's taunting, the boy said dissatisfied.
Damn it, it just evolved from a one-headed idiot to a two-headed idiot.
It has been about eight months since the disturbance in Qibao City. Although the single-headed dragon evolved into a double-headed dragon at that time, it grew wings and became stronger, so it successfully escaped.
However, at that time, because he was afraid of being arrested and didn't want to cause trouble to Aunt Yew and the others, he sneaked into the plane to Shen'ao. In fact, the riots at the Pokémon Exchange Conference in Qibao City were reported on the same day, and the faces of the troublemakers were still photographed, and there was no mosaic, so people like Yew Shan, Mei Yi, Tou Zi, and Bai Lu may already know about it...
Afterwards, the young man who calmed down thought about it carefully, and realized that he didn't need any Desperation at all. After all, I didn’t commit any heinous crimes such as murder, bigamy, being/breeding/horse/ah, making many, many girlfriends, and so on, so it never occurred to me that I would stay in prison forever and pick up ♂♂soap in my mind. The scene of not being able to go home, judging from one's own age, is at most the same as making **** friends at a young age, just giving oral education.
It's a pity that when the boy discovered this fact, the plane had already taken off, and the boy and the double-headed dragon who were squatting in the toilet of the plane could only continue squatting in the toilet. I have to say that teenagers have never felt that squatting on the toilet to read books, play games, and browse /weibo/blog/ are the greatest entertainment inventions of mankind...
As a result, the young man who came to Sinnoh simply started looking for the beast, and used the power of the **** to let himself go home.
"Although I think so, it turns out that the beast is not so easy to find..." the young man sighed helplessly.
"Well, don't be so discouraged." One of the three Pokmon around the boy was a green and white one, comforting the boy.
"... Let's talk." The boy glanced at the Pokémon who comforted himself, "This is Kanto, you really want to follow me..."
"What are you talking about, Master. It has been nearly 7 months since we met Sinnoh~ Whether to stay or leave, I have already made a decision~ And, Kirulian Me, as the exclusive maid of the Master, isn't it normal to follow the Master?" The Pokémon who called itself 'Kirulian' held the boy's hand and said in her lovely girlish voice.
"What kind of exclusive maid! No need! Just follow me, but don't even follow me when I go to the bathroom!!!"
"In order to ensure the personal safety of the Master and the delivery of orders at all times, Kirulian must always be by the Master's side!"
"Didn't I say I don't need it! Can't you understand?! You two also say something!" The boy lost to Kirulian and asked for help from the other two Pokémon.
"I'm going to die as a prostitute?" "Is it recommended to be burned?" The two heads of the two-headed dragon said separately.
"Hey, hey, sir, don't talk, don't use my body to talk casually! It's very uncomfortable!" The head on the left of the two-headed dragon said to the head on the right.
"Huh? Your body? You're laughing me to death! This is my body! From before to now! It's all!" The right side announced the sovereignty of the domain.
"Oh? So you can't agree? You guys want to fight?"
"My uncle wants to fight? You want to! Come if you want to fight! My uncle will accompany you!"
"Come on! Draw a path! Let's single out now! If I don't beat you up, I won't be able to vent my hatred!!!"
The quarreling two-headed dragons started the rhythm of 300 rounds of heads-up.
"...Can you idiot just shut up quietly?" The boy covered his face and couldn't bear to look directly.
Sure enough, even if the head becomes two, the IQ will not change from negative to positive, but the negative number multiplied by two...
"Hey, Werther also said something."
"...huh." The third Pokémon Leaf Elf, who was called "Witt" by the boy, snorted and walked in the front, as if he was dissatisfied with the boy and the others.
"Werther? What's the matter?" asked the boy who was a little strange to Ye Fairy's strange reaction.
"Are you hungry?" the two-headed dragon said together.
"Don't just add any strange attributes to Werther."
By the way, aren't your two heads fighting over the body domain? keep going.
Although the boy felt that Werther was not hungry or anything, the facts were always somewhat different from what the boy imagined.
There seemed to be some strange noises coming from Ye Fairy's stomach, and when the two-headed dragon said that he was hungry, his footsteps also paused.
Huh? Liar, Werther is actually hungry? Shouldn't the leaf elf be able to perform photosynthesis? Although I don't know how organisms perform photosynthesis, shouldn't leaf elves be able to perform photosynthesis? !
Could it be that...
"Have you forgotten?" The boy unknowingly expressed his inference.
When the leaf elf named Werther heard the boy's deduction, his body trembled as if he had hit the G-spot.
Blind students! You found Hua Dian!
"It looks like this." Kirulian made up NICE!
"Shut up!" Werther, who was revealed to be a leaf elf but forgot that he could perform photosynthesis to replenish energy and not let himself be hungry, used the "Magic Leaf" on the young man angrily.
"Why me!" The surprised boy dodged the 'magic leaf' issued by Werther in embarrassment, watching the magic leaf hit the ground and made a hole, the boy couldn't help but twitch his eyes, "Werther! Are you going to kill me? ?!"
"Whispering! Whispering! Whispering!" The angry Werther used the "Magic Leaf ~IndoMTL.com~" frantically at the boy, just like a certain Jin Yingying used the King's Treasure.
"Wait! People will die! People will really die!"
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The boy opened his eyes in a daze, and saw the pure white ceiling for the first time.
"..." Facing the pure white ceiling, the boy fell into thinking (vomiting) thinking (trough).
What is this ceiling for? Do you want me to say 'an unknown ceiling'?
If you think so, then you are very wrong, I, Nan Gongxian, don't say that kind of thing. At most, I would say, 'this ceiling! I do not know you! ’…in my heart.
What about the two-headed dragon?
The boy lying on the bed got up and looked around. This room looks like a health care room.
By the way, why am I here?
The boy thought about it carefully.
At that time, I was not afraid of facing the "magic leaf" like the treasure of the king, and witty used the magical skill of "dodging", handsome sideways dodge, heroic front squat, handsome backflip, dodge one by one Past the 'Magic Leaf'. However, when using the handsome backflip, the landing point was not optimistic, and finally hit a tree, causing the 'Magic Leaf' to not hurt himself, but he fainted because of hitting the tree.
Recalling the process of his fainting, the boy felt so ashamed that he wanted to die.