My Soul Bond With Pokémon: Fourth
I downloaded a storm for the Overwatch skin, and found that this broken game is quite fun.
------I have played all the games of Blizzard Dad ------
"The alliance is dead! The dictatorship is in power!"
"Three heroes! The common people can't wait to try the new political system." The little prince of the police station asked the three robbers for instructions with a face of a great cause, "Please also invite the three chiefs instructions!"
"...???" Robber C looked at the passengers in the car with a confused face.
I'm just here to rob, what do you want to do? Rebel! ?
After taking a glance at the calm robber A, robber C suddenly felt moved, could it be...
"Brother, is everything in your expectation?"
"No, not."
Not here!
That's right, then why are you so calm!
"Hey..." Glancing at the enthusiastic crowd, Robber A sighed and said with pity, "I won't go to hell..."
"Oh oh oh oh!" The crowd cheered.
"Quiet!" Robber A raised his hand and said calmly, "You misunderstood me."
"Misunderstanding?" The people expressed their doubts.
"If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell, doesn't that mean 'you don't need to hire someone else, just let me do it'?"
"Yeah, yeah."
"I will not go to hell..." Robber A said again.
"...and then?" The crowd waited for Robber A's next sentence.
"There is no more!" Robber A changed his calmness before, and shouted angrily, "I will not enter this hell! Whoever you like to enter will enter!"
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"Junsha on the opposite side, listen to me! The head of state has already said that if you surrender with courtesy now, it is not impossible for you to manage Manjin City." The little prince from the police station took out a The trumpet shouted to Junsha.
"Mmmmm!!!" Robber A, who was **** and forced to become the head of state, struggled to say something.
"Taijun said it again! The alliance is exhausted, sooner or later the pill." Glancing at the struggling robber A, the little prince from the police station said again, "Taijun went out this morning and cut a white snake. It is the destiny of heaven!"
Taijun didn't say that at all! Isn't it the head of state? ?
The boy said that he is not very good at making big news.
No! How is this going? ! Is this a rebellion? ! I just came to hitch a ride, why did I join the great cause of the rebellion? I'm not modest either, I'm powerless, can I ask Gao Ming?
Besides, I paid for a ride, so why can't I even protect my personal safety. Now, you not only took away my fare, but you didn't even let go of my people! ?
"...ha, really, so bold..." Looking at the unscrupulous people who yelled at her as a 'coercion against the people', Junsha smiled coldly, and then took out the RPG "The old lady can't do anything..."
"Big sister!!!" The police driver grabbed the RPG with one free hand, "Please calm down! Big sister! By the way, why is there an RPG under the seat of this car!"
"Ah, what are you talking about, last time I drove this car to Qiu Mingshan to earn extra money, I bought it from the passing arms seller Little Red Riding Hood."
"What the **** is Little Red Riding Hood who sells arms! Did you go to Qiuming Mountain for racing!? Did you drive a police car for racing!? Big sister!"
"Troubleshooting!" Junsha shouted impatiently. At the same time, she took out a handful of Barrett from under the seat and put it on the police driver's head. "Drive honestly! Follow the traffic rules and don't look around."
Where did Barrett come from! Why is there Barrett in this car! How much ammunition did you buy from the arms seller Little Red Riding Hood!
"Accept the RPG trial!" Half of Junsha leaned out of the car window, carrying the RPG and aiming at the bus.
"Wait! You will blow yourself up at such a short distance! How about you really want to shoot!? Big sister!"
The police driver's words did not affect Junsha's RPG launch at all, and the shells flew with tail flames and rushed towards the bus.
"" "!!!""
The gunpowder exploded from it, but did not cause any damage, as if there was an invisible barrier covering the RPG shells.
"This is..."
Everyone was stunned watching this scene, and then...
The old driver overturned.
The driver of the bus who unknowingly let go of the accelerator was hit hard by the police car following him, causing the bus to run off the road and roll down the slope.
"Uh... so dizzy." Pressing his forehead, the boy murmured uncomfortably.
"Master, are you okay?" Xanadu, who protected the boy in time, asked the boy with concern.
"Well, it's okay." The boy said, seeing that the passengers could barely stand up because they rolled a few laps with the bus on the slope, and they were all groaning in pain.
...I always feel like I have seen this scene before?
"Hey, Xanadu."
"Huh? What's wrong Master?"
"Next time we will not take the car."
"Why? Although I don't mind." Xanadu was a little curious.
"It always feels like something will happen every time..."
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"The above is the story before I took the bus to Yuanzhu City and came here to eat." The boy said to the uncle in the white shirt with a serious face.
"Oh, is it? It's interesting, but that's not why you eat the overlord's meal." The uncle looked at the boy with a look of 'you're wasting my time', "Your story is the one that was full of gold in the morning. Is it an adaptation of the through train accident in Zhushi? It’s quite interesting ~IndoMTL.com~ No, I didn’t adapt it, it’s a fact!”
"Ah, is that right? Look at the TV over there." The uncle motioned the boy to look at the TV in the lobby of the hotel.
The TV is broadcasting the news, and a reporter is reporting the report of the through-train accident from Manjin to Yuanzhu City.
"Today, a bus heading to Yuanzhu City was hijacked by three robbers. Upon receiving the news, Junsha, who has won the best police officer in Manjin City many times, quickly attacked, controlled the scene, and fought with A passenger on the bus captured the three robbers, and according to sources, this wise and courageous passenger is really the son of the police chief of Manjin City..."
What the hell! ?
"Deal! This must be a dirty deal!" The boy said angrily, "This is all fake! Do you believe what the reporter said on TV!?"
"I believe."
"..." The boy was speechless and sighed, "Well, believe it or not, I just want to say that my wallet was lost in that accident."
"Then you will come to my place to eat the overlord's meal?"
"I didn't want to eat the king's meal on purpose! Is it my fault that I lost my wallet?!"
"Then will you pay or not?"
So, how to give if you don't have money? !
Looking at the uncle who didn't give in at all, the boy was helpless.
"Okay, do you support brushing that..."
"Swipe the card? Tell me if you have the card." Hearing the boy's words, the uncle smiled instantly with a stern face.
"No, it's not a credit card." The boy said blankly.
"Eh? Then what do you want to brush?"
"Plate."
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