My Wife Is the Martial Alliance Head: 1242 terrible Parker

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1242 terrible Parker

One day later, Li Fan finally stepped on the land of United States. [Zero ↑ ​​Nine △ Small ↓ Said △ Net] Unlike the proud traditional Britain, United States has a multi-ethnic culture. The huge immigrant group has dispersed the country's native culture.

When Li Fan walks on the street, he sees the **-shaped people, busy and doing their own thing. However, I recently heard that United States has taken over a new President. He strongly resists foreign races, and wants to build a high wall in his own country to keep other countries out, ensuring the purity and integrity of the big American Empire country!

Promoted by this policy, people of other skin colors are punished and discriminated by arrived in United States.

"Welcome to Los Angeles."

Big Foot stood under the city of lanterns red, wine green and smiled at Li Fan, "This is Heaven and hell."

"Is n’t that New York?"

"Los Angeles is ten times better!"

Big Foot was very emotional, "I grew up in this place. By the way, we also have a branch here, but it is built in Chinatown, where it belongs to our site."

Big Foot said, a black worn pickup was parked in front of them.

A dark-skinned foreigner sat in the car, speaking English with a rap accent, and greeted Big Foot.

"Hi, brother, how are you?"

"Mike, tell me, this is my boss."

Big Foot pointed to Li Fan standing next to it, and then introduced black people to Li Fan.

"This is Mike, a brother who grew up with me, my good friend."

"Hey, friend, hello, my name is Mike!"

The black man grinned, revealing his big white teeth.

Li Fan was flashed by the brilliance of the white teeth. secretly said | secret path in my heart, no wonder there is black toothpaste. Sure enough, these black teeth are white enough!

"Big Foot, your boss is so young!"

After Big Foot took Li Fan into the car, Mike couldn't help with the big crowd around him.

"Do n’t look at his youth, his strength is very strong."

"Oh, is it better than your art? I do n’t believe it, you are already strong! You can play eight Toms by yourself!"

Mike seems to be very interested.

"Is it ten times stronger than me!"

Big Foot rolled his eyes, "And don't always compare me with Tom, who has developed limbs and simple brains!"

"Sorry, Big Foot. Otherwise, I will make some good products for arrived for you to try as a compensation for friendship!"

"Damn it, don't talk nonsense, my boss is still there!"

"Afraid of anything, I speak English."

Mike while driving, while still rhythm with the music in the car. It seems to him that driving can also become a very hilarious thing.

"Sorry, I can understand English."

Li Fan speaks fluent English and inserts the topic of the two. [Zero ↑ ​​Nine △ Small ↓ Said △ Net]

"Oh, boss, sorry, I do n’t know that you can speak English too! How about you come here too? First-class goods!"

"You idiot ..."

Big Foot is worried about Mike.

"What are you talking about, drugs?"

"No! no!"

Mike took out a bag of yellowed things from the glove box, "This is just cannabis!"

Li Fan speculates in his mind that marijuana has been legalized in United States? He didn't know much about this matter, so he didn't know what to answer.

"Okay, Mike, hurry and send us to Chinatown, then go home and smoke your cannabis!"

"Oh, Dear Big Foot, so you hurt arrived my feelings."

Mike made a sad look and looked at Big Foot.

"Chief Escort, please ignore him, he is a moron."

Big Foot speaks Chinese, turned his head, and said apologetically to Li Fan.

"Oh? What is moron?"

Mike reads moron in jerky Chinese.

Li Fan is fun. It seems that black people know a little bit of Chinese, but they do n’t understand enough words.

"moron, which means a good person in Chinese."

Big Foot thought about it and answered Mike.

"Oh, this is the case! Big Foot, you are also an moron. Your boss should also be a moron."

Li Fan face is black, Big Foot wants to smoke his own mouth.

"Okay, okay, stop talking, drive your car!"

"Of course, of course, but I have to come to my little bastard first!"

Mike took a cigarette out of a leather jacket and stuffed it on mouth, which was about to be ignited, but was snatched by Big Foot.

"Are you crazy? Smoking marijuana while driving?"

"Dear Big Foot, do n’t worry, this marijuana does n’t have relationship for me."

Mike quickly defended, "I am familiar with the road of Chinatown, even with my eyes closed, I can drive to the place!"

"Less nonsense, drive well, I do n’t want to have an accident!"

Big Foot rolled his eyes straight with anger.

"Oh, Dear Big Foot, you are a serious place, I do n’t like it very much."

Mike changed to a more rappy rap music, and suddenly asked.

"This boss, are you coming to Los Angeles? Would you like me to introduce a few positive girl to you? At Los Angeles, you can find blondes, you can also find yellow skin like girl like you, you can also find something like Nigger like me! As long as you have money, even an angel, I can find you! "

"Do n’t talk nonsense! My boss is not that kind of person!"

Big Foot quickly scolded him.

"I did come to find girl."

Li Fan suddenly smiled, Big Foot was very embarrassed.

"Look, Big Foot, how honest your boss is! I like such honest people! Boss, you will be my friend of Mike in the future, what kind of girl would you like to find, tell me?"

"I want to find the girl of Parker Family."

Li Fan In a word, Mike almost drove the car under the tires of the front truck.

"OMG!"

Mike caressed his heart, seeming terrified.

"Dear, Dear Big Foot ... you boss, too humorous ..."

“I ’m not kidding, I ’m telling you very seriously.”

Li Fan said one by one, "I am looking for a Parker Family woman."

"God, it's really crazy! Hey, buddy, are you smoking too much marijuana?"

"Hey, Mike, how can I talk to my boss!"

Big Foot immediately glared his eyes, although Mike is his friend from childhood to big, but Chief Escort is the idol of his life, role model! Mike, this kid is more and more unreliable!

"No relationship."

Li Fan patted Big Foot's shoulder and let him down An Jing (quiet).

"I know, how powerful Parker Family is with you."

"My holy crap is more than powerful, but it is Parker Family, the legendary Parker Family!"

Mike refers to a variety of high-rise buildings outside the window, "All the buildings here are Parker Family! holy crap, Big Foot, is your boss a bit too crazy?"

Looking at the expression of Mike, Li Fan's does look at arrived with a sense of fear.