Night Hacker Chapter 96: Pants

  Chapter 317 Pants

  "The activation was successful, Lorna, it was successful!"

  Gu He was delighted and looking forward to it, and Lorna hummed, needless to say, the current situation was clear. As soon as he let go, the black leather pants bounced off the tatami floor.

  At the same time, the big cup not far away shook excitedly.

   "Treasure pants?" Gu He tentatively asked about the upright pants.

  "Rabbit ears, swallow tail." The black leather pants suddenly turned upside down, the bottom of the pants stood on the floor, and the two legs of the pants were vertically upward, forming a V shape, "You are the scissorhands!"

  Uh, Gu He's heart skipped a beat. Seeing its virtue, he felt that this strange thing was not normal.

  The question is, is there any normal...

  Second Brother Guan? Brother Guan is in his own class.

   But it's not easy, it's the trousers, the trousers he has been thinking about.

  "Hello, my friend!" The big cup made a clanging sound like stainless steel knocking, very excited.

  Yan Zhan on the other side didn't move at all.

   "I rise from the horizon." The voice of the black leather pants became domineering, "I give life to all things, I activate all powers, I am radiant, I am the pants chosen by heaven, I am the king of all pants. "

   "This..." Gu He looked at Lorna, hoping that the owner of the leather pants could explain.

  Lorna wanted to knock him, "Shouldn't it be you who explained it to me, you were the one who said it was the selected pants!"

  Before the two started arguing, they saw the black leather pants and said solemnly:

  "I was created by the joint force of time and space, I can open the door of sleep, I shine in the night, I shine in the day, all my enemies, welcome my coming, your end is coming."

  The black leather pants said, while swinging the two inverted trousers back and forth, "All my friends, cheer, pay tribute to me, praise me, I am the master of pants."

  It became more and more passionate, "Whoever disobeys will have no pants to wear."

  Lorna kicked the black leather pants flying, "That's why I wore a skirt on a whim today."

  Gu He scratched his head, Oh my god, what's going on?

  "Stop **** bragging." Lorna went up and grabbed the pants, "Honestly tell me, what are you?"

  The trousers seemed to be caught in the dead spot immediately, and they suddenly withered, and the trousers were a little curled up, "My name is Woluser."

  "Horus?" Gu He was startled, but also a little puzzled, "Isn't this the patron saint of pharaohs in ancient Egyptian mythology? Why does it have something to do with the second era? Lorna, you are a hunter. That's the tenth era." The head of Yiji..."

  With his superficial supernatural knowledge, he can know, Horus, that's amazing.

  The Eye of Horus represents divine power and supremacy.

  The ancient Egyptians also believed that when the dead were reborn and resurrected, if they could be protected by Horus, they would not be harmed.

  By the way, what Ku Bao just said seems to be scriptures in the style of ancient Egypt.

   "These pants, it seems, was it that day..." Lorna remembered something, "We tied Pandora, and then I found out that my **** father is not dead yet, you show me his personality image , I wore it that day."

  Gu He was pleasantly surprised, which makes sense.

  It turns out that the greatest significance lies in this, that Lawton-Lude can return from the dead.

  "No, no, no, it's not Horus, it has nothing to do with that." The black leather pants twisted again, and said solemnly: "It's He Luse, Gu He's He, Luse's Luse, Helu Se."

  Lorna narrowed her pale green eyes slightly, and moved slowly to look at Gu He.

  "Damn it..." Gu He scratched his head, "What the hell, your name is Kubao, did you hear that, Woluser, your name is Kubao!"

  "No, my name is..." The black leather pants suddenly paused, as if they could feel Gu He's unfriendly gaze, the legs of the trousers swung endlessly, forming a V shape, "Rabbit ears, swallow tail, and scissorhands are you la!"

   Both of them fell silent, looking at this thing.

  Although it is said that it can talk and move like this, it is a miracle.

  And it's an extremely rare growth-type wonder, but if it doesn't have any good functions...it better have it.

   "Heluser." Lorna called it by its correct name, "Then what function do you have?"

   "Treasure of trousers, it is treasure of trousers." Gu He said as if haunted.

  "I can hide things!" Pants bounced on the floor again, "You can hide weapons in my pants space, and I will provide you with excellent concealment.

  "In this way, you take me close to the enemy, with no weapons in your hands, only a pair of pants, and the enemy will relax their vigilance. When you are close, take out the knives, guns, and knives from the pants when the enemy is not prepared, kaka , bang bang!"

  Big Cup is almost full of applause, "Then you can also hide the cup!"

  Gu He listened, and looked at the silent Yan Zhan on the floor, it seemed feasible...

  But let’s take a look at it first, he asked: "If you are close to others with a pair of talking and disco pants, you will be vigilant."

  "I don't think you're very smart, of course you have to wear the pants." Ku Bao said confidently, "I'll go there after wearing them."

  Lorna showed a terrifying expression, "I will never wear this thing again."

   "You can wear it if you want." She pushed his shoulder.

  "I'm not an old dog, and can I wear it!" Gu He was really going crazy, his trousers couldn't be just this, "And this kind of function, any pair of pants can do it, wide feet Pants can hide more."

   "Heluser, if it's just like this." Lorna said, "I'm going to tear you apart, or you won't be happy watching."

  "Of course it's not just like that. I was created by the joint force of time and space, and I have an independent different-dimensional space."

  Kubao is excited again, with the tone of the chosen pants: "You don't understand this kind of high-tech principle, but I can hide a lot of things, just like a big bladder, my bladder It's that big!"

  What? Gu He was puzzled, "Different dimensional space? You mean, something like Qiankun bag?"

  "I don't know what the Qiankun cloth bag is." Kubao said in high spirits, "But you can call it the bag of Heluser!"

  Lorna almost burst out laughing suddenly, don't tear it up, keep it so that you can see his expression.

   "Try it." She pushed him to let him try, "See how it is hidden."

  Gu He was also a little curious, and wanted to pick up Yan Zhan to try, but Yan Zhan immediately said: "I refuse to complete this task." Da Bei Bei became more and more excited: "I'll do it, Da Bei Bei can do it!"

  "Okay." He went to get the big cup and put it in one of Kubao's tight trousers.

   Immediately afterwards, the two actually did not hear the sound of the thermos cup falling to the floor, and they looked at each other, no way.

  They looked into Kubao's trousers on one side, but they didn't see a big cup, so they turned Kubao to look at the top of the trousers. Really, they couldn't see any thermos cups. traces.

Where did  Big Cup go?

  "Mom..." Gu He was excited, but not too surprised, his pants, his pants!

   "Heluther, you'd better explain clearly, so that we can understand clearly." Lorna said to Kubao.

   "I can connect to a physical space that belongs to me through a very narrow wormhole, and hide things for you. That's how Dabeibei entered just now. The current space is about two cubic meters in size." Kubao Bao Explained as best I could.

   "The thing is put in, how do I take it out?" Lorna asked again.

   "Put it in from the bottom of the trousers, and take it out from the top of the trousers." Ku Bao replied one by one, seeming to be a very clever wonder, "Just reach in and tell me what you want, and that's it." /

  Gu He is really more curious. He is not surprised that different dimensions exist, but Ku Bao has this ability?

  Lorna pouted at him and asked him to try again, so Gu He stretched out his right hand, and took a look inside the cuff of the black leather pants standing upright on the floor.

   "Ding ding ding ding, quack quack." Kubao made a sound effect, "Big Cup!"

  At the same time, Gu He took out and held up a stainless steel thermos cup, which was the big cup that had disappeared just now.

   "I went to another dimension!" Da Beibei shouted in shock, "So much light, so many colors!"

  Facts have proved that Kubao can indeed hide things in extra dimensions.

  Gu He looked at Lorna, Lorna looked at him, and didn't know how to react. Such a strange thing is simply unheard of. Although it is not a combat function, it can be used in many ways. As it says, it is indeed very hidden...

   "So when you put it on, won't it affect the retrieval?" Lorna touched her chin with one hand.

  "It doesn't affect it!" Ku Bao said, "But it will affect it a little bit if you put things in."

  A grenade hidden in the crotch? Gu He looked at this pair of Doraemon trousers, two cubic meters, how many grenades can be hidden in it.

  Moreover, Kubao still has room to grow, and it can be five or ten cubic meters in the future, which should be the case.

  "Lorna, these precious pants..." Gu He said solemnly, "It will make you the best hunter."

   "Go away, I won't wear a pair of talking pants!" Lorna rolled her eyes, "I leave it to you."

  Gu He thought about it carefully, "It doesn't have to be worn, it can be tied around the waist."

  Although the pants are extraordinary, neither of them want to wear them.

  Therefore, they didn’t do the experiment of wearing pants at the moment, but they tried to put some things in the room, like the vinyl record player, like the reluctant Yan Zhan, into the pants treasure, and then took them out , it's really okay.

   "Although Heluser is wonderful, let's keep quiet." Lorna couldn't help but say.

  Gu He understands very well, if the bank knows the existence of Kubao, they will definitely fight for it.

  Moreover, the strange things they possess have recently appeared frequently. So many strange things have already attracted attention.

  Elizabeth took the limelight. After all, she had the deed of activating Jianbao in public in the boxing area, so Guan Erge, Shanbao, and Daniel Niu all said that it was related to her heroic will.

   "These pants will be very useful when you go to the wilderness to fight alien species." Lorna thought about it and said, "It can easily carry a lot of tools and ammunition, and you can carry an extra bucket of oil for off-road vehicles .”

  Gu He watched Lorna bend over to caress her trousers, the round arc behind her looming in the wide skirt, which made his heart skip a beat...

  Now there is only 5% of the holy water left, so it's time to increase it and replenish it.

  This kind of happiness may also have a threshold, but now, he feels that it is still far away from the threshold.

   "Then let's practice it." Gu He approached Lorna, hugged her from behind, "Hit a foreign species."

  Lorna turned her head slightly, "Exotic species are hard to fight, and they can't be killed even if you hit them."

  Just as the two lips were getting closer and closer, Gu He's hands were about to hold Lorna's big cup, Ku Bao shouted: "I also have a dancing function, I am the king of dancing, the master of Wanwu, I am the God of Dance."

   As it spoke, the legs of its trousers swayed, but it did a Mumbo dance.

  "I will too!" The big cup on the floor spun in place, "Dancing shoes are also a cup, I can dance too!"

  Lorna slapped Gu He's hand away immediately, and gritted her teeth at the two strange creatures, "It's so noisy!"

  There is no atmosphere at all like this, I was a little shy, and it was weird...

   "I'll put them in the closet first." Gu He was also almost annoyed, and hurried to get the cup treasure and trouser treasure, walked into the inner room, and threw them into the closet, "You guys just stay inside, Don't come out."

  It’s still growing tonight, if you mess around with them again, you won’t be scared to death.

  Over there, Lorna stood by the window with her arms folded and looked out at the night scene outside. Gu He walked back after busying herself, hugged her again and looked at the drizzle and stream of light outside, "It's starting to rain..."

  Their lips moved closer and closer again. However, amidst the sound of the rain, one could still hear the old man Bantian coughing a series of very common elderly coughs at the door downstairs.

  Lorna pushed Gu He away again, "It's not straight, it's boring with you, I'm leaving, see you tomorrow."

  She turned around and took Yan Zhan, ready to leave.

   "Hey, uh." Gu He hesitated to speak, and opened his hand, "Let's first..." But then he realized that there was no TV in his room, and he couldn't play movies, and he felt the same thing playing in his mind. A movie? Lorna definitely won't now.

  However, there is a record player, so confused!

  "Lorna, wait, let's listen to the song, this song is very good."

  Gu He is going to play that vinyl record, the songs in it are really good.

  Lorna stopped in her tracks, but there was another movement from the inner closet, bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang Lorna stopped in her tracks: "I am the king of songs, the lord of all songs." A microphone is also a cup, I can be a microphone!"

  Hastily... Gu He is really going crazy.

  Lorna had a half-smile on her face, "Then shall I go first?"

   "Wait~ IndoMTL.com~ We can't disappoint Miss Caiyin's kindness..." Gu He quickly called her again, it seemed that he had to ask Miss Caiyin if she had any good introductions, and find a bigger mansion I can't live here any longer.

  "I'll tell you this kind of rookie." Lorna said with a chuckle, "There are actually many magical uses of condoms."

  She turned her eyes and thought for a while, "For example, as a water cup, as a hemostatic bandage, and can be blown into a balloon to play with! There are so many bags, you just take them apart and play with them one by one, and see if there is any strange thing. Let’s get another magic item set.”

  Gu He already regretted it in his heart. He knew that if he didn't activate the pants treasure first, the order was wrong. Anyway, there are a lot of holy water now.

   "Let's go." Lorna opened the window completely, jumped up and jumped out.

  Her figure jumped in the night rain, with the hem of the wide skirt flying, and she landed on the roof of a relatively low building in front of her, ran a few times, and then jumped onto the main street outside.

  Ignored Gu He's voice faintly coming from behind, and also ignored the gazes of some passers-by.

  Lorna smiled all over her face, walked to the off-road vehicle parked on the side of the street, and drove to a mansion where the sisters of the mercenary group lived.

  (end of this chapter)