Number One Player of Time and Space Chapter 1162: Uncle, add some oil

"Because my family is a dojo, I was forced to learn kendo by my father since I was a child." The side ponytail girl smiled helplessly, and her slightly rough fingertips subconsciously fiddled with the strap of the sword bag, "Uncle, you are a A master of kendo, right? Although you don't have a weapon, I can feel the momentum when you shoot, a bit like what my father said about the unity of man and sword..."

Luo Jie coughed awkwardly and diverted the topic.

I know the "unity of man and sword", which is just the effect of the title of the swordsman.

The subway arrived at the station again, the side ponytail girl bowed to Luo Jie again and hurriedly got out of the train. She ran to the platform and seemed to remember what she had forgotten. She turned around and shouted loudly to Luo Jie in the carriage, but the voice was blocked by the noisy people. Sound is completely blocked.

Only heard a few vague words "Dojo, guest".

Luo Jie waved politely out of the window, not taking this trivial matter to heart.

……

Ten minutes later, Luo Jie walked out of the subway station and walked all the way to the gate of a school.

Looking at the eight golden characters "Private Shenghua Women's College" on the plaque at the school entrance, Luo Jie raised his eyebrows slightly, walked over and rang the doorbell of the guard room.

"It's class time, who are you looking for?"

On the other side of the walkie-talkie, there is a woman's voice with a loud voice. With this voice alone, Luo Jie can imagine the image of a hero with a height and a waist circumference of Hachi-Shaku (eight feet).

"I'm here to apply. I made an appointment with Principal Huang Liuhua online before."

"Got it, wait."

Silence falls across the intercom.

Luo Jie was not in a hurry, standing patiently in the shadow of the gate, recalling all the information about this private Shenghua Women's College.

This school comes from the animation of the same name. It is roughly about an uncle who was caught in a mid-life crisis. He applied for a life instructor in order to pay off his debts. Inspirational story.

Well, really inspiring.

Luo Jie stumbled across the school's job posting while browsing a local forum yesterday.

As I said before, he has no morals and cleanliness, as long as he can achieve his goals, he doesn't mind doing things that don't violate his bottom line.

What's more, teaching and educating people, preaching and dispelling doubts is a very sacred thing in itself. Serious face

Of course, in addition to solving the current debt crisis, Luo Jie chose to apply for a job at the private Shenghua Women's College, in fact, there is another purpose.

In the world of the kiss of contract, disasters are a secret that only a few upper-class people in Belon City know about, and the private Shenghua Women's College happens to be the largest aristocratic girls' school in Belon City. , the possibility of exposure to disaster information is also higher.

Just as Luo Jie was simulating possible interview questions in his mind, a middle-aged man with gray temples and a fat figure also stopped at the gate of the private Shenghua Women's College.

The other party was a little stunned when he saw Luo Jie, then nodded and bowed subconsciously, looking like a cautious and weak old man.

Huh? This is the uncle Mumei who met the protagonist of the plot?

Of course, he is called the protagonist uncle, just because this uncle is the protagonist of the higher department of St. Hua Women's College.

But in the context of the main world of the kiss of the contract, only Ogata Ogata, the soft fan, is the real son of the plane with the protagonist's halo. Other protagonists who enter the world will be automatically downgraded to ordinary, and will not be affected by the will of the big world. Care and care.

"Uncle, are you also here to apply for a job?" Although Luo Jie was basically certain that he didn't admit the wrong person, he still confirmed it habitually.

"Uh, yes, I was laid off recently, and I just saw the recruitment notice here." Uncle Mumei is sincere, and has no consciousness of taking Luo Jie as a competitor, scratching his head and smiling: "Maybe we will in the future. It's a colleague, don't call me uncle, I feel old all of a sudden."

"Don't, the seniority can't be messed up." Luo Jie hurriedly refused, he didn't intend to mix in the circle of uncles, "I'm only 28, uncle, you must be in your forties, right?"

"42, my daughter is 14."

"Uncle, you are really old and strong..."

"Where where..."

Just as the two were standing at the door and talking about business, the small iron door beside the door suddenly opened.

"I have confirmed with the principal that two people will apply for the job today. Since you are all here, let's go in together... Walk along the main road. The top floor of the teaching building is the principal's room."

"Thank you."

After entering the door, Luo Jie curiously glanced at the guard's room, but unfortunately the window was covered with a reflective sunshade film, and in the end he couldn't see the true face of the strong woman.

Along the tree-lined road surrounded by cherry trees, Luo Jie and Mumei's uncle walked into the bright and clean teaching building together. In the spacious corridor, there was a faint sound of a girl's reading, and the whole person's heart seemed to be at this moment. Purified and sublimated.

"Thinking back then, I also..."

Uncle Mumei was in love with the scene, and seemed to be about to sigh with emotion, but was suddenly interrupted by Luo Jiesha's scenery.

"Uncle, do you want to go to the toilet together?"

"Ah, oh... well, I do get a little nervous."

Although it is a girls' school, the faculty and staff are not all women, so each floor has a small bathroom dedicated to men.

Luo Jie deliberately walked behind Mumei's uncle, placed the "cleaning" warning sign at the door of the bathroom ~IndoMTL.com~ and then inserted the latch.

The uncle of Mumei was completely unaware of what was happening behind him, and was still talking to Luo Jie in a familiar way.

"Ye Mo-kun, we really hit it off. After this application is over, we must find an izakaya..."

Before the words were finished, Uncle Mumei only felt that a cold knife was pressed against his waist.

Luo Jie's tone suddenly became machine-like without any emotion.

"Take off your pants, grab yourself."

……

Fifteen minutes later.

Uncle Mumei leaned against the wall and walked out of the bathroom trembling with sweat, looking at Luo Jie full of fear and incomprehension.

"Don't be nervous, I don't have any strange hobbies." Luo Jie leaned on the shoulders of Uncle Mumei's uncle like a good friend, and showed a friendly smile, "There is no surveillance in the bathroom, so even if you tell what happened just now. , I won't admit it...you know what I mean?"

Uncle Mumei was in a cold sweat, and nodded his head in disbelief.

He doesn't want to think about the hellish quarter of an hour now, he just wants to get away from this lunatic as soon as possible.

It's impossible to call the police, even if the police come, they can't convict that kind of strange thing.

"No, I don't think you understand. I'll bring some presents to my uncle's house another day? By the way, see Madam Ling and the lovely Lihua niece?"

"No no no, I understand that nothing happened just now. After so long, I got lost on campus."

Luo Jie nodded in relief, the sage's time really helped to improve his understanding.

"Okay, uncle, you are now out of low-level fun, and your spiritual realm has also been sublimated. You can apply for a job, add fuel!"