Number One Player of Time and Space Chapter 1162: Uncle, add some oil
"Because my family runs a dojo, I was forced to learn kendo by my father since I was a child." The girl with a side ponytail smiled helplessly, and subconsciously fiddled with the strap of the sword bag with her slightly rough fingertips, "Uncle, you are a Are you a master of swordsmanship? Although you don't hold a weapon, I can feel that your aura when you strike is a bit like the fusion of human and sword that my father said..."
Luo Jie coughed lightly in embarrassment, and changed the subject.
The "integration of man and sword" that I know nothing about is just the effect of the title of frenzied swordsman.
The subway arrived at the station again, and the girl with side ponytail bowed to Luo Jie again and got out of the car in a hurry. She ran to the platform and seemed to remember something she had forgotten. Sound is completely blocked.
I only vaguely heard a few indistinct words "daochang, guest".
Luo Jie waved his hand out of the window politely, not taking this trivial matter to heart at all.
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Ten minutes later, Luo Jie walked out of the subway station and walked all the way to the gate of a school.
Looking at the eight golden characters of "Private Shenghua Women's College" on the plaque at the school gate, Luo Jie raised his brows slightly, walked over and rang the doorbell of the guard room.
"It's class time now, who are you looking for?"
There was a woman's voice over the intercom, and Luo Jie could imagine a heroic man whose height and waist were both Hachi-Shaku (eight feet).
"I'm here to apply for the job, and I made an appointment with Principal Huangliuhua online before."
"Got it, wait."
There is silence across the intercom.
Luo Jie was not in a hurry, and stood patiently under the shadow of the gate, recalling all the information about this private Shenghua Women's College.
This school comes from the animation of the same name. It is roughly about an uncle who is in a middle-aged crisis. He applies for a life guidance teacher in order to pay off his debts. Inspirational story.
Well, it's really inspiring.
Luo Jie accidentally discovered the recruitment notice of this school while browsing the local forum yesterday.
As I said before, he has no moral obsession. As long as he can achieve his goal, he doesn't mind doing things that don't violate his bottom line.
What's more, teaching and educating people, preaching and dispelling doubts, is a very sacred thing in itself. serious face
Of course, apart from solving the current debt crisis, Luo Jie actually has another purpose in choosing to apply for a job at the private Sheng Hua Women's College.
In the world of contract kisses, disasters are a mystery that only a few upper-class people in Veron City know, and the private San Hua Girls' College happens to be the largest noble girls' school in Veron City. , are also more likely to be exposed to disaster information.
Just as Luo Jie was simulating possible interview questions in his mind, a middle-aged man with gray sideburns and a fat figure also stopped at the gate of the private Shenghua Women's College.
The other party saw Luo Jie froze for a moment, then subconsciously nodded and bowed, looking like a reserved and weak old man.
Huh? Is this the Mumei uncle who met the protagonist?
Of course, calling him the protagonist uncle is just because this uncle is the protagonist of the advanced department of Shenghua Women's College.
But in the background of the main world of Contract Kiss, only Ogata Ogata, the soft-fan boy, is the son of the plane who truly has the aura of the protagonist. Look after and take care of.
"Uncle, are you here to apply for the job too?" Although Luo Jie was basically sure that he did not admit the wrong person, he still confirmed it habitually.
"Um, yes, I was laid off just recently, and I just saw the recruitment notice here." Uncle Mumei is honest, and has no awareness of Luo Jie as a competitor at all, scratching his head and smiling: "Maybe we will It’s just a colleague, don’t call me uncle, I feel like I’m getting old all of a sudden.”
"Don't, the generations can't be messed up." Luo Jie hastily refused, he didn't intend to get mixed up in the circle of uncles, "I'm only 28, uncle, you must be over forty, right?"
"42, my daughter is 14 years old."
"Then uncle, you are really old and strong..."
"Where..."
Just as the two were standing at the door and exchanging business, the small iron door next to the door suddenly opened.
"I have already confirmed with the principal that two people will apply for the job today. Since you are all here, let's go in together... Walk along the main road, and the one on the top floor of the teaching building is the principal's office."
"Thank you."
After Luo Jie entered the door, he glanced curiously at the guard's room, but unfortunately, there was a reflective sunshade film on the window, so he couldn't see the real face of the strong woman in the end.
Along the tree-lined road surrounded by cherry blossom trees, Luo Jie and Mumei's uncle walked into the bright and clean teaching building, and the sound of a girl reading aloud could be faintly heard in the spacious corridor. Purified and sublimated.
"I think back then, I also..."
Mumei's uncle touched the scene and seemed to be about to express his feelings, but was suddenly interrupted by Luo Jie's disturbing scene.
"Uncle, do you want to go to the toilet together?"
"Ah, oh... well, I do feel a little nervous."
Although the private San Hua Women's College is a girls' school, not all the teaching staff are female, so each floor has a small toilet for men.
Luo Jie intentionally walked behind Uncle Mumei, put the "cleaning" warning sign at the door of the bathroom on the door, and then inserted the latch casually.
Uncle Mumei was completely unaware of what happened behind him, and he was still chatting with Luo Jie familiarly.
"Yemo Lord, we really hit it off at first sight. After this application is over, we must find an izakaya..."
Before he finished speaking, Uncle Mumei only felt a cold knife hit his lower back.
Luo Jie's tone suddenly became machine-like without any emotion.
"Take off your pants, take them off yourself."
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Fifteen minutes later.
Uncle Mumei leaned on the wall, came out of the bathroom tremblingly sweating, and looked at Luo Jie with fear and incomprehension in his eyes.
"Don't be nervous, I don't have any strange hobbies." Luo Jie draped Uncle Mumei's shoulders like a close friend ~IndoMTL.com~ with a friendly smile, "There is no monitoring in the bathroom, so even if you I won't admit it if I tell you about it... Do you understand what I mean?"
Uncle Mumei was sweating profusely, and nodded half understanding.
He doesn't want to think about that hellish quarter of an hour now, he just wants to escape from the lunatic in front of him as soon as possible.
It is even more impossible to call the police. Even if the police come, they cannot convict such a strange thing.
"No, I don't think you understand. I'll bring some gifts to my uncle's house some other day? By the way, let's see Mrs. Ling and the lovely niece Lihua?"
"No, no, no, I understand that nothing happened just now. It took so long because I got lost on campus."
Luo Jie nodded in relief, the time of a sage really helps to improve one's comprehension.
"Okay, uncle, you are now out of low-level interests, and your spiritual realm has also been sublimated, so you can apply for a job, cheers!"