Once Upon A Time, There Was A Spirit Sword Mountain Chapter 31: : Teacher Hua, we love you

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Lingjian Mountain, Lingji Peak, Teng Yuntang, professional Kyushu history class starts on time.

The teacher who taught the class pinched the door in exactly the same way. The man stepped on the seven-color glow and wore a dazzling Xuanjing glazed skirt. It almost blinded the eyes when he appeared, and at the same time, there was a loud sound in Teng Yuntang Warm applause and cheers.

"Nine elders are good!"

"Good Teacher Hua!"

"Mr. Hua, we love you!"

Here is the Lord Xiaoyao Fengfeng, the elder of Tianjiantang Nine, the youngest female elder of the school, Hua Yun.

It is said to be an elder, but the lively and pretty appearance is only 16 or 7 years old, with a beautiful smile, just like the girl next door. In addition, Hua Yun is lively and has no elders. The popularity among the younger disciples is the best sword.

And this is the biggest reason why professional history courses can gather more than 20 students. Another professional Kyushu geography course taught by Liu Xian has only five or six students, which is dismal.

"Good morning, classmates! Today is for me to teach everyone again ~" Elder Nine smiled and waved to the disciples, while walking to the podium and putting down a thick book.

"Well, please sit down and stay quiet. Students who have not eaten breakfast can sit in the back row and eat quietly when I do n’t pay attention. Students who are anxious can get up and leave at any time, but please do n’t affect other students. . Then ... please open the textbook. "

During speaking, Hua Yunxian twirled his hand slightly, and in Teng Yuntang, a book appeared on the desk of each disciple, and the cover read: Professional History of Kyushu, there is a line of small characters below, sent by the spirit sword. After getting the textbooks, the disciples turned to the designated location and waited for Hua Yun to explain.

"In the last lesson, we just finished the glorious end, and introduced a few genius monks who were born out of time. The next chapter is the era of the last law, and the entire chapter of the last law era is relatively depressing, many The highly popular heroes I ’ve learned before will fall in this chapter, such as Penglai Patriarch, Miaoxi Real Man ... I ’m very uncomfortable and sad to death, so let ’s speed up and talk about today Just let them die. In the next lesson, I will tell you the chapter of the recovery of all things, introducing some new heroes, including our grandfather of the spirit sword school! "

After the lecture, there was a roar of applause.

"Okay!"

"Long live the Elder Nine!"

"Mr. Hua, we love you!"

Hua Yun smiled sweetly: "I love you too! I can't think of such a boring course in the professional Kyushu history class, there are so many people to attend the class, I am really happy and moved ... But we have limited time, everyone Do n’t make trouble, I ’ll talk about it now. ”

In the Teng Yuntang, all the sounds were silent, except for Hua Yun's sweet voice.

"There is no clear cause analysis in the so-called end-of-law era. There are too many changes in the world at that time. It is difficult to say which is the cause and the result ... Interested students can go through the relevant information by themselves, our spirit sword There are a lot of books in the school library, but this is not the focus of today. In short, for various reasons, in the mainland of Kyushu more than 6,000 years ago, the heaven and earth aura suddenly changed dramatically. To what extent? It is equivalent to blowing the nine-day wind to the ground and blowing it ... More deadly is that when the monk reaches a certain level, the communication with the aura of heaven and earth is all the time. The sudden changes in the outside world can be done through various means. Resisting to adapt, but the changes in the end of the Dharma era are not only dramatic, but also lasted for two hundred years. After two hundred years, the spirit of heaven and earth was exhausted, and the environment for repairing immortals is completely different ... "

Speaking of which, a trace of sentiment appeared on Hua Yun's face.

"In the face of the world ’s change, those monks with great magical powers are also fragile. The last generation of geniuses who were born in the glorious end of the year, we were the first victims. Their repairs In order to improve the fastest, the cultivation methods are top grade, dream level, and the ability to communicate with the heaven and earth aura is the strongest. It is a promising future, but in the end of the age of the last law, all these advantages have become a burden, once the outside changes , They are the first to collapse. Then ... you can also see in the textbook, your favorite Han Zishuang, unfortunately fell in the first year of the last Fa era, when she had just been promoted to the state of fitness, it was promising. When people are praised as quasi-real fairy. "

Hua Yun raised his head and found that there were already some bleak clouds in the hall, so he sighed: "Okay, if I continue to talk about this part, it will be too sad, so I will speed up a little bit ..." /

The time in the class passed quickly, and soon, Hua Yun came to an end in one go.

“…… So, Zeng Weizhen repaired the fairy realm for thousands of years, and ended his glorious life in despair and pain, and this was also the death of the evil spirits caused by the exhaustion of the spiritual energy after the end of the last Dharma era. The last major repair. Since Chiyin is a real person, no matter how monks deceive themselves, they must admit that most of the dream-level mental methods can no longer be practiced after the heaven and earth aura changes. Forced practice will inevitably lead to evil spirits and the gods cannot be saved. Since even Chiyin ca n’t be an exception, others have no need to try. So, in the next hundred years, there is no longer a wide range of monks who fall into the magic. But the same is true, most of the top-level exercises in Xiu Xian Realm are also lost. Of course. It seems a pity to say so, but if it is a practice that will die, it ’s better to lose it ... Well, this chapter of the era of the last law ends here. "

Speaking of this, there was a warm applause from the audience to commemorate the end of this wonderful history lesson.

This lesson is not easy to talk about.

More than six thousand years ago, the age of the last law that broke down the ancient Xiu Xian Realm lasted for two hundred years. During this period, the weather was disordered, and countless monks fell into the magic and died. The old order collapsed, and the Xian Xian Realm was in chaos. Over two hundred years, more than 80% of the monks fell. More than 90% of the martial arts belong to the dust ... Until today, six thousand years later, they have not been able to restore the grandeur of the old days.

Of course, it is so empty to say that it is difficult to make an intuitive impression. How miserable is the age of the last law? It can be seen from just one point.

In order to speed up the progress of Hua Yun's lectures, the content of the textbook is highly omitted and the limit is compressed. In the end, the one hundred pages, which should have been finished in three lessons, and arranged a large number of self-study chapters after homework, was turned into a list of deceased persons by her.

"Far Moon Elder Penglai Patriarch Fang Zhendao Master Xianyun Chan Master Mingjiang Elder Miaoxi Real Man ... The Great Demon Zun Zili Sword Immortal Beihe Fairy Tread Snow Real Man."

This is the case with Rao. This lesson has also spent more than half an hour. Hua Yun, as a Yuanying elder, has a long aura and sees the sentence as nothing. There is no need to elaborate on how tragic this list of dead people is.

In fact, this list of teaching methods is also a last resort for the Lingjian School after many years of groping. At the earliest time, history classes were usually arranged by elders with large-scale illusions to make students immersive. However, in the era of the last law, even if the bleak history was just copying the images of the time, it would leave a serious psychological burden on the students.

Especially the five elders who took on the teaching task fifty years ago, the mischief generally improved the illusion simulation degree to a level enough to scare the students into incontinence. After that lesson, even the three black and white disciples of the Xudan realm crawled out of the classroom, not to mention the other blue and white. It is also since then that the five elders have been disqualified as teachers. By the way, the relevant teaching materials in the era of the end of the law have been greatly simplified, the magic teaching has been cancelled, and the teaching materials have been deleted by more than 80%. By the time Hua Yun became a history teacher, he simply simplified it into a death list and was well received.

At the end of the lecture, Hua Yun organized the podium and said, "Okay, I will tell you the chapter of the recovery of everything next time. It is also a hero and hero of the dawn era. I hope you will continue to attend the class on time. As for this class Homework ... I wo n’t stay, as long as everyone prepares well, then let ’s finish the class and see you next time! "

After finishing the lecture, Hua Yun flew away in the cheers and applause of the students,

The morning class ends here, and the disciples in the class leave in groups of three or five. Most of the blue and white people have to return to Xiaoyao Peak, while the black and white people take advantage of the noon lunch, some meditate, and some communicate with other disciples.

As for the true biography of Wang Lu, staying here has no taste. Although the Master ’s blessings, he held a long-term meal ticket at Jijifeng, he can eat and drink as many times as he wants, but his true disciples have been eating for a long time. Jifeng, this is the only one in the spirit sword school, so it has attracted much attention. And every time he eats, he is regarded as a true mascot, and Rao Yi Wanglu's shame also feels a little pressure.

What's more, the cafeteria of Jinfeng is notorious. Many years ago, the chef had hatred against his disciples, and he made the rare meats of fairy vegetables like **** all the year round. Ask him The reason is to evade the nutritional value, which makes people angry.

It is even more shameful that last year, Liu Xian, the owner of Jinfeng Peak, was determined to devote great efforts to renovate the cafeteria and improve the food. So I do n’t know who was instigated, with reform as the means, with innovation as the goal, in accordance with the principle of foreign monks to read the Scriptures, hired a well-known foodie from the mainland of Xiyi as a chef, claiming to provide a Western-style restaurant meal. And the chef was also very dedicated. When he came to the first day of the Lingjian School, he learned that the head of the Lingjian lives in Xingchen Peak, so he creatively cooked a dish called "Looking at the Starry Sky" as a gift project-a dozen The dead fish head was like a curse of the world and was inserted on a pancake on his back, which was horrifying.

After seeing the dozen dead fish heads, Liu Xian's face was as good as pancakes, but at this point, he was also riding a tiger-the previous hand was fast, and the contract was signed!

Thousands of spirits go out every year and hire a star chef, this face is naturally lost, but the contract is on, and you ca n’t regret the ruin of the surplus of the sect. Simply break the jar and fall, strictly in accordance with the contract. The starry sky chef was promoted to be the chef of the Jifeng Peak Cafeteria. Since the other party took charge of the cafeteria of Jinfeng, it became more and more common for the black and white disciples to go to Xiaoyaofeng to rub the rice, which actually promoted the internal communication of the sect ...

On the other hand, the long-term meal ticket of Yizheng Peak also depreciated repeatedly, until one day the elders found that the meal ticket cheaply made her perennial creditors feel a little emotional ... and changed the location of Wang Lu ’s meal.缥缈 峰.

"Ah, I do n’t know if it ’s fried fish with french fries today, or french fries with fried fish. You ca n’t be a minced meat stuffed with meat. You ca n’t eat concubine ..."

Wang Lu secretly prayed in his heart that today ’s dishes would be slightly more humane, but I could n’t be more optimistic when I remembered the star chef ’s usual style. Especially when I thought of the killing of a few abnormal brothers from Xiaoyao Peak some time ago, the more important the taste, the more I ca n’t stop talking about it. What is looking up at the starry sky, the meat stuffed lamb, the waist pudding ... While eating and applauding, the starry sky chef was full of fun and promised to make persistent efforts to present more traditional food from the mainland of Xiyi for everyone.

Damn, people in Xiyi mainland live on shit?

Thinking about it, suddenly a small stone flew over the head, and Wang Lu reacted quickly. He held the stone as soon as he reached his hand and froze for a moment, then he could not help laughing.

Looking around, I saw a familiar figure under a tree.

The man was dressed in a long cloth with a simple dress but it was hard to hide his pretty face. A smiling face was cute and lively, a little wild and unruly. Wang Lu saw him, and he immediately smiled, with a spit, walked away!

Braised pork, oh no, lady boss, here I come!