Once Upon A Time, There Was A Spirit Sword Mountain Chapter 33: : It ’s not enough to play with beautiful women without playing by yourself
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The boss lady is a believer. Wang Lu had a deep understanding two years ago. After two years, the boss lady is still the boss lady.
The two of them had lunch under the tree. The lady boss packed up the tableware and lifted the food container: "Okay, shall we start?"
"What to start?"
"Of course it is martial arts! Hurry up early and not late, just take advantage of it now, Quan Dang eat. Come with me."
The proprietress said, turned around and stepped up, climbing up a rough road without knowing where to go. Wang Lu did not ask much, followed closely.
The two of them walked back and forth on the mountain road of Jinfeng Peak. Although the proprietress carried a bulky food box with fragile tableware in her hand, the walkway was flat and the food box was not swaying. Shaking, even the collision of the tableware did not arouse the slightest hint, showing a very light and light body.
As for Wang Lu, that ’s a long way off. Although it ’s a long-distance mountaineering for two years, it ’s already an endurance superman. After all, it ’s not a martial arts person. Keep up with the speed of the boss lady.
This walk was half an hour, until the strange rocks beside him turned into a peach blossom forest. When the surroundings were deserted, the lady boss stopped.
"Not bad, it really can keep up, and the atmosphere is breathless! Monkeys can't climb as much as you do!"
Wang Lu patted the mud on his hands: "Hey, people in the mountains, running monkeys is the skill of housekeeping."
"Your housekeeping skills are too tasteless !? But this also proves that you really have no wasting in two years, and the foundation is very strong. Since this is the case, the next thing is simpler. I directly Spread your peerless skill, you can practice with peace of mind, the only problem is that it may be a bit hard. "
Wang Lu smiled and said: "It doesn't matter if you work hard, serve the people. But I am all this age, is it a bit late to start studying martial arts?"
As a result, the proprietress patted her chest with confidence: "You are comparing me with the average mediocrity teacher, not to mention that you are only 14 years old, even if you start learning with me at 40!"
"How do you hear me familiar with this ...?"
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Wang Lu and the boss lady talked and laughed, and the foreplay was very happy. However, when the boss lady actually practiced the "Dragon Dragon Skill" that she called the first outside door, Wang Lu suddenly knelt.
The dragon skill is not complicated. There are only 16 types in the whole set. There are only more than 30 movements in the split, but ... the movement is difficult and outrageous. The person who created this set of kung fu must have great hatred for humans, and designed every move against the common sense of the human body. Either the joints turned outwards or the limbs were stretched by tearing the ligaments. Wang Lu saw half, I just feel that the word dragon descending in this kung fu probably means that even if a dragon is used to practice this kung fu, it will drop after half the training.
Of course, although the practice method is ******, there are no shortage of peerless masters who can practice the practice of ********. Lu highly doubted whether the energetic girl had eaten any strange fruit when she was a child. From then on, her limbs can be assembled and stretched at will.
"Okay, the above is the decomposition of all the sixteen movements of the Dragon Dragon Divine Power, how do you feel?"
After finishing this set of non-human fists, the lady boss smiled and asked, "How much can you remember?"
"Report Master, I have forgotten half of it. Can I leave the teacher if I forgot all? Please give me two more minutes ..."
"Fuck! You play me!"
"Because I really do n’t want to add this kind of inhumane memory to me, Master, do you have a little hard work."
The proprietress was suddenly on fire, like a big artist whose artistic attainments were totally denied: "You little kid knows a fart! Do you know how many people in the world can dream of learning this skill of falling dragons? Not half way? To be honest with me! If you do n’t practice well, you ca n’t eat! "
Fuck, threaten by eating! It's really the next one!
Wang Lu began to practice honestly with great guts and integrity.
Although there are thousands of dislikes in my heart, when Wang Lu actually practiced, he entered the country unexpectedly fast.
The boss lady clearly demonstrated it only once, but every movement was deeply impressed in her mind ... Of course, this can also be interpreted as those ****** movements, the impact is too strong.
And when Wang Lu easily completed the first three moves of the first move without much hindrance, even the boss lady could not help but be surprised: "Oh, you are flexible."
Wang Lu is powerless: "You are a humanoid!"
"Oh, since you can easily complete the first few movements, let's speed up. Next, try to join the breathing request, come, listen to my slogan to breathe ..."
This time the difficulty has increased a lot. Although Wang Lu ’s physical condition, it is not difficult to put out the shameful movements of the descending dragon **** Gong, but when the boss lady leads the breath with a special rhythm, Wang Lu suddenly feels pressure and the boss ’s rhythm is irregular. From time to time, from time to time, like rain and hail, it is overwhelming. Slowly, yet long and dense, almost suffocating. It's not so much breath training, it's more like a whole-person game.
However, it did n’t take long for Wang Lu to feel that there seemed to be a special airflow in his body, which was guided by the boss ’s slogan and went through all parts of the body in an orderly manner.
And as the breath moves away, all the muscles in the body begin to tremble slightly and stretch. Although the amplitude is not large, the muscles in the whole body move together, but the physical exertion is particularly violent. Wang Lu only persevered for a moment and then sweated and his heart was beating.
When the boss lady saw him sweating, she wondered: "Oh? There was a reaction so quickly? Your anger is really sharp. If you are in the world, you can be regarded as a rare martial arts wizard in a century."
Wang Luqiang endured the uncomfortable breathing: "I rely on, we are the ethereal roots, and the rare wizards who cultivate the fairy world for thousands of years!"
"Cut, a rare specimen material for thousands of years ..." The proprietress pouted, "Okay, let ’s stop here today, so that you can be like a dead dog in the mountain where you are a monkey. The effect of the exercise is quite full. Go back to take a good rest, and then take the time to practice when you have recovered. After finishing this set of dragon-reducing skills, I will teach you a few more ways to play. With your qualifications and my skill, it will not take a month , At least they can single out and win the horses of Zhu Qin. "
I depend! Only one month of hard work can only win the opposite one? In the past two years, how much have I been left! My beloved Master Teacher, should you consider compensating me for a youth loss fee? ?
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That night, dragging his tired body, Wang Lu returned to Wuxiang Peak and fell asleep. Early the next morning, I felt sore all over my body.
But remembering that he had n’t eaten breakfast yet, Wang Lu struggled to get up and walked to the living room staggeringly, swept away the steamed buns and porridge and sliced ham on the table.
After eating and brushing the bowl, Wang Lu pushed open the door of Master ’s room, and it turned out to be alcoholic. Master always slept like a dead dog, and his white clothes were spotless, but in the sleep of the four inclination. Under, but also revealed a lot of spring light. In other words, if we objectively evaluate the five elders, it is a rare beauty-of course, if we take into account her temperament and other factors, it will suddenly become an abominable bull ghost and snake god.
Master is a beautiful woman. I do n’t know how many young monks wish in Xiuxian Realm. Unfortunately, two years later, Wang Lu was tired of this so-called spring light. After glancing at her and seeing her still alive, he could n’t bother to care about this master. It is just today that Teng Yuntang does not have a course schedule, so feel free to practice at Wuxiangfeng. According to the proprietress, the more exhausted the dragon gods skills are, the more they must persevere, and the effect can be doubled.
As for the practice area, there is no demand, just the empty space outside the house. Count on the dead dog in the house, like other peak masters, to equip the true disciples with a professional martial arts field, or even a heavenly blessing ... Then hehe.
Slightly exercised the muscles and bones outside the house, and endured the pain of the limbs as if torn apart. Wang Lu followed the instructions of the boss lady yesterday and practiced the dragon-dragon exercise in one move. Although the boss lady ’s nickname is missing, there is no way to match the breathing rhythm, but this set of actions itself is already an excellent set of physical fitness methods.
After one pass, Wang Lu only felt that his body aches were all relieved a bit. He could n’t help but admire the fact that this mortal martial arts were really amazing. The master lady, the master, did not lose money, especially compared with the one in the house. It's a touching spicy teacher!
Thinking about it, Wang Lu started the Dragon Dragon Divine Skill from the beginning, and practiced again-anyway, idle is also idle.
However, only halfway through this time, I heard a lazy moan from the house: "Ah ... my head hurts ..."
Haha, are you hangover? You are stupid! I was so poor that my disciples ’subsidies were corrupt, and I ran every day to buy a bottle of Xianqiong jade brew with hundreds of spirit stones. It's better to be drunk and stupid, and be relieved by being a black-skinned Kunlun slave.
However, the Five Elders are the Five Elders. When the Xian Family's mentality changes, they are drunk and glorious.
"Well, I slept well and got drunk! Haha! Drink it again in two days!"
While talking, the woman stepped out of the door while seeing Wang Lu, who was practicing dragon training, but he was shocked.
"Hey, Xiao Wang Lu, what are you doing?"
Wang Lu replied angrily: "Don't see it, practice!"
"Practice?" The five elders immediately wondered, "What kind of practice? Have I taught you how?"
Fuck, you **** are so kind to say! I haven't taught me kung fu for two years! Every day is either a long-distance running or a bath, are you an apprentice or a pig! ?
The five elders circled Wang Lu with interest, and carefully observed his posture. I could n’t help but wonder: "How do I think you are practicing martial arts?"
Wang Lu did not practice at all, and straightened up and said, "It's mortal martial arts. I met an expert at the foot of the mountain. I saw that I practiced in the Spirit Sword School for two years, but I just ran to death. Monkey, taught me a set of peerless magical skills out of compassion. "
After five seconds, the elders froze for a long time, and stomped on their feet with annoyance: "Gosh shit! Teach a true disciple of the Xianxian school to martial arts? This is something that can only be achieved by how silly and hard thinking? Xiao Wang You are also stupid, Lu, let a famous teacher like me not ask for advice, find a river and lake liar to ask the mortal martial arts? You, you really look up at the starry sky and eat too much, your brain is flooded! "
Wang Lu is also anxious: "Do you even know what kind of birds are in the cafeteria of Jinjifeng? That will give me a long-term effective meal ticket to dry! And how can people be scammers and teach The work for us is real! After two years of slacking here, you might as well practice martial arts with an expert for one night, so you are so embarrassed to say it!?
The five elders were shocked and inexplicable: "You traitor, have you compared me with river and lake crooks?!"
"You deserve to be compared with others!?"
As a result, Wang Lu ’s sarcasm was only halfway through, and he was interrupted by the Master Teacher who was vomiting blood.
"You idiot, you have no eyes! You really think that my master, in the past two years, is lazy and paddling, don't care about your affairs?"
Wang Lu sneered: "Then ask Master to make a heart-wrenching oath that he has worked hard and cultivated for his apprentices for the past two years. Elder Fang He is on par! "
The five elders are ecstatic: "Don't stop drinking and drinking !? Who taught you this vicious oath!?"
"Hey, Master, is he guilty?"
"Fuck, the kidney is guilty and guilty! I ... cough, I just accidentally forgot how the heart demon swears it."
"Wipe, you can come up with the reason for that too! Please make a face!"
The five elders were forced to lose their way by their lovers, and they were flushed with rage: "You! You pull so much, do n’t you just disagree with my level? That ’s simple, you find your pheasant master, and compare me No, it will do! "
Wang Lu was taken aback: "Master, your lower limit is set to a new low! Are you monk Jindan, compared with a mortal warrior?"
The five elders said angrily: "Of course I want to suppress my cultivation to the level of mortals! Fair competition, the winner is king!"
"Haha, you want to be beautiful, when you deliberately release the water and lose the contest, and then take the opportunity to kick my vacant root apprentice, since then free and happy ..."
I did n’t finish the speech and was interrupted by the five elders. At this moment, she was afraid to make any re-injection: "If I lose, I ’ll let you deal with it! No complaints! "
"Deal!"
Because Wang Lu hit the iron while it was hot, the five elders calmed down a bit and reflected on it. They seemed to have been fooled by their lovers.
However, after all, I've never seen a little kid fart in the world, where can this little trick get on the table? Hey, what kind of mortal martial arts is actually practiced, but I do n’t know that I am receiving the greatest education in Lingjian Mountain!
It's like, there is a peerless beauty who is letting you sleep, but one person is bleeding! This idiot apprentice, this matter must be carefully adjusted afterwards!