Once Upon A Time, There Was A Spirit Sword Mountain Chapter 34: : My master is XXX
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"In short, the above is the reason why things go."
In Rujia Inn, Wang Lu snorted and sucked the steaming hot noodles while explaining the boss lady seriously.
The lady boss chewed the garlic cloves, while squinting at Wang Lu: "And then? Did you agree?"
Wang Lu nodded: "It's all about this, and of course I have to agree. Everyone agrees to be ****** for me. There is a price that doesn't account for the king."
The lady boss clapped the table angrily, and she was so shocked: "Where did it come cheap !? You really treat her like a silly man! Why is that guy unreliable? After all, he is a Jindan monk, and he is gold. Monk Dan Peak! You mortal who has n’t worked half of your forging period is also embarrassed to think of a Jin Dan monk for you to be ******? Pull it down! You can honestly go by yourself! "
Wang Lu picked up the noodle bowl early and escaped the thunder of the boss lady and said, "It ’s not me who came into battle anyway. I ’m afraid of hair."
"Nonsense, you bet with her, I'm the one who went to battle! I'm just a proprietress, not the head of the Spirit Sword School! You asked me to compete with Monk Jindan? Where am I sorry for you in the past two years? Alright! "
Wang Lu did not panic: "That ’s it, my master said, he will suppress his power to the level of mortals."
The proprietress waved her hand: "She is just pretending! Even if the Jin Dan monk does not need heaven and earth aura and his own mana, the Yufu fairy heart alone is enough to abuse any mortal warrior! You fool, get along with her two Did n’t know her in 2015? When will she bet on non-winners! ”
"... She really wants to gamble on God, do you still use the subsidies to discourage disciples? I often listen to her crying in my dreams for what my money is, why didn't I press it up ..." Wang Lu very Shaking his head unluckily, "What's more, you are not an ordinary warrior, the boss lady, I was crying and playing the heroic gesture of removing the magic weapon with my bare hands, which made my memory fresh."
"..." When it comes to this topic, the boss lady is silent, obviously not very pleasant.
Wang Lu also understands in his heart that although the boss lady is quite a bit courageous, she is ultimately a woman, or a woman of good looks (provided that she picks herself up a little bit), and then turned into a mysterious shadow. The screams and shouts clearly belong to black history.
However, it ’s a matter of time, even if your black history and white history are revealed! But seeing the boss lady's emotional resistance is serious, then let's do psychological work well, appease and appease, make sense, be emotional.
"That ’s it. At first, I did n’t want to be too stiff with my master, but her old man said, mortal martial arts is **** in front of the fairy road! Whatever you are, the innate warrior or the martial saint Emperor Wu, a monk in a tempering period can be abused into a humanoid! It is also said that the person who teaches me Kung Fu must have maggots in his mind, otherwise it is to deceive the world and swindle the world. A barbarian female man with no qualities and no tutors will not only find her husband, but also Ji Ji. The only friends in this life are fingers and gherkins. After 30 years old, he will probably raise several large dogs to improve his life. , Oh huh ... "
"Shut up!"
The lady boss glared and smashed the table with a slap! That's right, it was shattered rather than torn apart, a thick mahogany dining table was filmed by her chapter, and the bones were gone!
"That jerk, dare to dare to say so to me!?"
Wow! Under her anger, the proprietress, with her top-level martial arts practice, was unable to control the strength of her hand and crushed the noodle bowl she was holding!
"Wang Lu, you will take me up the mountain, and do n’t kick her off, my inn will be closed today! I will be a monk tomorrow!"
Wang Lu nodded slowly: "Sonya."
Then suddenly realized that his way of calming was a bit wrong? Alas, even though he has so many, the result is the same! The boss of the justice warrior who understands the righteousness is so disgusted with the five elders that the spirit sword is furious. This script is simply awesome. It is unreasonable not to reward an ally!
The boss lady is a decisive killer, and her idea has been decided. She immediately took the boiling killing intention and watched the lively Wang Lu all the way to the mountain.
The disciples on duty on both sides of the mountain gate will smile and say hello to the boss lady on weekdays, but now they see the girl whose eyes are red as blood, like a ghost, and they are stared at by two blue eyes. Bai suddenly shivered, Quan Dang saw nothing.
Sometimes later, the boss lady and Wang Lu have come to Wuxiangfeng. The boss lady shows her pride and yells: "Wang Wu, you get me out!"
Then I heard an echoing roar: "Whose wild dog, the big afternoon * disturbs people to sleep, and is careful to be chopped by the Heavenly Tribulation without repairing merits!"
Wang Lu was shocked and inexplicable: "The lying trough is so stupid! I am so embarrassed about her character? And when she returns to sleep this afternoon, she is going to hibernate! "
The proprietress gritted her teeth: "I will let her sleep today!"
Then he was murderous, kicked the door open, and Wang Lu followed, and he saw the master teacher who was wearing half of the clothes inside.
Master Master is also shocked: "I rely on! You are a rogue !? Just kicking the gym, do n’t even leave me a few minutes to wear clothes!?
The boss lady was silent, stopped at the door for a moment, and closed the door silently.
Wang Lu also had nothing to say, whistling consciously outside the house without saying a word.
After a while, Master Master put on his clothes and finally pushed out the door, but he was surprised with a big expression on his face: "What about you, Xiao Ling'er? Just now I thought I was dazzling."
Xiao Ling'er arms folded and looked up: "Do you need someone to remind you of the good things you do?"
As a result, Master Teacher slapped his head: "I don't rely on you to come here. I'm most afraid that people will ask me this sentence, which makes people wonder how to start."
I ’m relying on Master, how good are you doing! ?
But after a while, Master Master awoke by himself and pointed at Wang Lu. It was quite incredible: "Little Linger, is that the master who taught this stupid Kung Fu is you!?"
Xiao Linger sneered: "Yes, that is the flat-chested, rude, uneducated, ill-qualified, and untutored barbarian female man who will not only find her husband, even Ji You, but only in this life 'S friends are fingers and gherkins, the master who probably raises a few large dogs to improve his life after the age of 30! "
Master Master was suddenly shocked, and the cold sweat was about to come down: "Small Linger, are you doing hairy !? Is it because your physical period hurts your brain? You ..."
Xiaolinger did n’t say much: "Do n’t you have a gambling contract with Wang Lu? I ’ll help him complete the gambling contract, without further ado, let ’s fight."
"War, war hair, war! Our sisters are very affectionate. If you have any questions, why should we meet each other?"
The sister-in-law seemed to hesitate when she mentioned the affection for her sister, and she pondered.
Wang Lu immediately hit the iron while it was hot: "Master, you are quite smart, knowing that there is no chance of winning, so take your sister's affection as a shield, it is a shame for the spirit sword."
Master was immediately anxious: "It's not a fart! I want to win that's a minute!"
So the boss lady no longer hesitated: "OK, then it will delay you a minute to win me."
"I rely on, good sister, do n’t run so **** me!"
"It doesn't matter, you will solve me in a minute anyway."
So the elder in white was almost out of focus, but it only lasted for a moment. The elder five is worthy of the elder five, and he is also a decisive man who does not care about the consequences.
"Okay, let's do it! As the saying goes, it's pro-abusive or love, Xiaoling's goodwill has also been stuck in the bottleneck period for a long time, we can probably get married after this fight!"
I depend, God turns, Master Master! I didn't expect you to be such a person! ? I totally underestimated your lower limit!
As for the boss lady herself, she ignored the murmurs of the elders, silently rolled up her sleeves, and then opened her posture.
Looking that this battle is inevitable, Wang Lu is also considered to be a complete virtue. He praised himself in his heart that you are so handsome, and then low-key found a safe corner to sit down and watch the show.
Master Master confessed his fate, raised the Cuizhu Sword, and pointed at the opponent remotely, ready to fight. At this time, she was full of energy, and her mana was banned. It was indeed an ordinary practice. However, with a simple starting style, Wang Lu, who was watching from afar, rushed to the face with a compelling momentum.
Although it is sitting cross-legged at this time, Wang Lu feels that his muscles are a little paralyzed and he does not listen to it ... This is the domineering of Monk Jindan? Too bad your mother, Wang Lu has practiced the dragon-dragon skills for two days anyway. With his martial arts genius that he has seen for so many years, he wondered if it should be considered a second-rate master in the world? As a result, Master Master's hands-on aftermath made him stand up!
No wonder the boss lady said that Jin Dan monk can kill all living beings with the help of the fairy heart of the jade palace. This gap is indeed too big! Wang Ba's breath shook, and all the indigenous people could only bow their heads and worship!
However, it does n’t matter at all, because it ’s the right thing to do with Master, and it ’s also the boss of Rujia Inn who can kill all living beings! How high is the proprietress's martial arts training, Wang Lu doesn't quite understand it. In short, it must be 10,000 times higher than the innate martial arts division. Even if the legendary Wu Shengwu Emperor came, it would be impossible for her to resist the magic weapon Fist! In the face of Monk Jindan's emerald bamboo sword, the lady boss was unimpressed.
My boss, my master's **** transformation strategy depends on you!
The two sisterly affectionate women confronted each other, and I did n’t know how long it took. Finally, I did n’t have much time to wake up, and I did n’t have time to eat lunch. Master Master could n’t breathe, and the bamboo sword shook, and thousands of sword lights Like rain and fog, it is hard to see the castration, but it conceals the killer.
Wang Lu's eyes lit up, so good swordsmanship! In the past two years, although he hasn't grown much, his eyesight has been practiced by the performance of a group of talented disciples in the school. The Spirit Sword School is named after the sword. Swordsmanship can be described as the foundation of the martial arts. However, with the simple practice of the world, it is possible to unfold this kind of Mianli Tibetan needle, and the murderous sword power is rare in the spirit sword school.
Huh, it seems that although she is stupid and owed, she still has some real skills as the five elders ...
In the face of the preemptive action of Monk Jindan, the boss lady ’s reaction was simple and even rude.
Straight punch, hit face to face, no fancy or even skill, the only feature is fast! quasi! ruthless!
And then, it ’s time to witness the miracle.
On one side is the world's top swordsmanship with a green bamboo sword with obvious magic level, and on the other side is the boss's delicate and soft white fist. Wang Lu's eyes widened and he invested all his concentration to try to see every detail ......
But there is a flower in front of me, and the result is out. The emerald green sword light shattered into stars and flickered away. And an elder in white has a lot of enthusiasm, flying out like a meteor, banging into the rocks with a bang, silently!
And the boss lady snorted coldly, shaking her wrists, Yu Guang skimmed the gravel ruins, almost disdainful.
Your mother's domineering side leak! Wang Lu looked so stupid! The monk Jin Dan, who had shown himself a few true talents, was beaten into a meteor by the boss lady as a punching bag! I'm really wrong about you, boss lady. I always thought you were a hidden character in Lingxi Town. As a result, the hidden character is an insult to you. You are a gm, you are a **** of creation, my dear!
After a long time, the beloved Master Talent climbed up from the rock, but it was not as embarrassed as expected. Although it was inevitable that there was some dust on his body, he did n’t blush or pant, nor did he seem to suffer much Seriously hurt, just sighed helplessly on her hips.
"Damn it, you can't withstand your ordinary attacks without using the magic power of Immortal Dao, Xiaolinger, you are indeed a man against the sky."
The boss lady is still straight-faced and says nothing.
Master Master ’s gaze turned to see the green bamboo sword shattered to the ground like a scum, shook his head sadly: “It ’s a pity that I had a sword ...” Then he easily folded it from the bamboo forest beside the gravel Hold the green bamboo, gently shake it, and a burst of green light comes on. After a while, an identical emerald bamboo sword is formed.
Wang Lu's heart was lying on the trough, and she thought that the green bamboo sword that she would never leave her hand at least should be a magic weapon level. The result ... The result is really overestimating this poor! Cuizhu sword is simply a toy made by hand! It ’s right to want to come. With this poor virtue, there is a magic weapon that was sold to her for a drink!
"But anyway, I lost this time, Xiao Ling'er, my sister, I'll take care of you!"
Say, the five elders have shown a generous and just posture, how hypocritical and hypocritical.
The boss lady couldn't hold her expression anymore, and sighed: "You really are ... people don't know what to say, why bother with this one?"
When the five elders were asked by her, she was also a little puzzled: "Yeah, why am I so bitter, I know you have to fight but you still have to fight ... Oh, yes, for the sake of favorability? Xiaolinger, do you feel now? Are you in love with me? "
Xiao Ling'er said coldly: "I feel like the punch just got hit. In addition, according to the gamble, the person who can handle you at will is not me, but your baby apprentice."
Speaking of his apprentice, the five elders finally recollected this matter. This incident clearly shows that he is making trouble from beginning to end! Really, really worthy of his own apprentice, no wonder that the old miscellaneous head of the head said that you really have a relationship between master and disciple, this kind of wicked, really retribution!
I only hated drinking too high a few days ago, and my brain was dizzy for a long time, and I ended up falling into that boy ’s evil behavior! Otherwise, thinking with your aunt is impossible for him to act like a radical! ? What can I do now, really treat him as a ******? Let me go, don't do it! ? He is only 14 years old, and his growth and development are not yet complete. It must be costless, costly, skillful, and unsatisfactory. It ’s not fun at all ... er, although he has never done it with others, but his imagination is enough to predict the future. Well!
"Master, you do n’t have to be afraid, I ’m not interested in you."
Wang Lu said, Master immediately felt relieved: "That's good, then that's fine, you don't have to worry about this kind of thing, take your time."
"Well, I also think that there are some things that you do n’t have to worry about, but some things that you do n’t have to worry about. Master, I do n’t mention any other requirements. There is only one point. Please be more serious and teach me some real skills . "
Speaking of this, Master could n’t help but respond seriously: "You ... I really do n’t understand my pains. Do you really think I hired a disciple as a pet to keep playing? Do n’t say anything else, The idiot, who is in charge, can make an agreement with me, as long as you can teach you to be talented, money beauties are a lot ... "
Without finishing the speech, the lady boss interrupted coldly: "Where is the beauty from that old bachelor?"
So Master immediately fell into deep thinking.
Wang Lu had no choice but to turn the topic back: "Continuing to the original education topic, Master please tell me carefully, how did you treat me so painfully."
Master raised his head: "Could you help me think about that silly girl where did you come from?"